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Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A Single Wrist-watch That Shakes His Bank Accounts (PHOTOS) by softwerk(f): 2:06pm On Nov 12, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Bangs An Actress From Behind On Set, Destiny, Ngozie, Fans React by softwerk(f): 8:37pm On Nov 04, 2019
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Romance / Re: Should I Hit On This Married Lady by softwerk(f): 8:26pm On Nov 04, 2019
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Thank god you didn't say Zenith Bank but Access........Access granted my brother but be sure ready for the consequences!

Fucking another man's wife is equivalent to stripping her husband naked in the village square!

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Sports / Re: Mourinho Dined With Arsenal Head Of Football, Set To Take Over From Emery by softwerk(f): 8:21am On Nov 03, 2019
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Wrong move!

Real specialist in failure loading.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: I Have Spent Millions In Tranforming To A Beautiful Woman by softwerk(f): 8:01am On Nov 03, 2019
angry

I wanted to vomit but just realised I haven't eaten
Celebrities / Re: Singer Oritsefemi Addresses Rumor That He Abandoned His Late Music Partner, #chi by softwerk(f): 7:41am On Nov 03, 2019
angry

You think you're fooling us?!

The Oritsefemi I know cannot part with 10k
Religion / Re: Six Reasons Gambling/Betting Is Not Good For You As A Christian by softwerk(f): 7:30am On Nov 03, 2019
Everton Tottenham GGOv2.5

Rangers Hearts Ov2.5

Thank me later OP grin

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Crime / Re: Graphic Photos Of Final Year Student Shot Dead During Carnival by softwerk(f): 9:45pm On Nov 01, 2019
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After all the staphylococcus from Hall 4 toilets!

I'll rather date a widower than a cultist!

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Tacha Gets Signed As An Ambassador To Get Fit Technologies Ltd by softwerk(f): 4:18pm On Oct 29, 2019
angry

Mtcheeeeeeeew

Ashawo kobo kobo!

Hope you've treated your body odour, because when you sweat under this waist trainer........Zlatan knows better!
Career / Re: Jeff Bezos Reclaims World’s Richest Man Title, Few Hours After Losing To Bill Ga by softwerk(f): 7:46am On Oct 27, 2019
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Mompha would have been richer......only that his village people no gree!
Celebrities / Re: Queen Of Highlights, Mercy Eke Steps Out In Style For Her Victory Party by softwerk(f): 7:40am On Oct 27, 2019
angry

Hmmmmmmm, Cuba Chief Priest go don finish this one kpekus!?
Celebrities / Re: DJ 4kerty Names His Dog 'Tacha', Zlatan Ibile Reacts by softwerk(f): 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2019
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Daddy freeze has smelt the pu$ssy!

I will not comment until Pastor Freeze reacts.

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Crime / Re: Ihenachos Bestfriend/PA (DAVE) dies in an Auto crash at Onitsha -Owerri Road by softwerk(f): 5:10pm On Oct 26, 2019
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Jesus!

While Iheanacho is loosing his career by scoring 1 goal in 2years his BF is loosing his life?

RIP

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Crime / Re: Meet The Cult Kingpin Who Ordered The Death Of 15 People (photo) by softwerk(f): 5:08pm On Oct 26, 2019
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Oneeyed Sunday!

If you know you know.

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Religion / Re: Staged Miracle: Nigerians React To Chris Kehinde Uwandu Interview. by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Oct 26, 2019
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Bad belles everywhere!

Is it your miracle?
Forum Games / Re: This Is What Fulani Did To My Cassava Farm I Need Help by softwerk(f): 5:31pm On Oct 23, 2019
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Bros, I can't see any cassava but an uncultivated piece of land.

Try not to fan the embers of harmful ethnic intolerance to try out your scam!

Warning: EFCC and DSS have secret handles on Nairaland
Celebrities / Re: Dice Ailes And His Dogs Rock Louis Vuitton Jacket Just Like Wizkid Own. PHOTOS by softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
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Haha haha haha haha

This one is a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy!

But nice shading my gee.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates Oba Ewuare Of Benin On His Birthday, Shares Same Date With Son by softwerk(f): 3:47am On Oct 21, 2019
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Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Makes U-turn, Begs Obaseki For Forgiveness by softwerk(f): 1:41pm On Oct 19, 2019
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Man's not hot!

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Religion / Re: Lagos Church Sells “blood Of Jesus” To Members by softwerk(f): 8:01am On Oct 19, 2019
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Last week: Kenyan pastor and wife arrested for selling tickets to heaven.

Yesterday: Texas pastor goes viral sucking puna.

Today: This one weak me........!?
Religion / Re: Lagos Church Sells “blood Of Jesus” To Members by softwerk(f): 8:01am On Oct 19, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Man Ties The Knot With His American Fiancée in Ughelli, Delta State. PHOTOS by softwerk(f): 7:57am On Oct 19, 2019
angry

Ughelli boys will never stop disgracing Delta State!

Mtcheeeew.
Celebrities / Re: Fans Reacts Savagely As Bobrisky Said He “woke Up With A Menstrual Pain Today” by softwerk(f): 4:21pm On Oct 15, 2019
tongue

What a waste!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Takes A Look At The Outfit On Major General, Magoro by softwerk(f): 5:23pm On Oct 09, 2019
angry

I wished our country was that clean after 6years of Buhari!

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Pets / Re: Check Out The Big Monitor Lizard I Saw Behind My Office Window by softwerk(f): 1:53pm On Oct 09, 2019
Haroldjunior80:

Put yourself in the creature's shoes and tell me how you'd feel if someone asked why you are still alive because you were living... After all na we humans dey encroach their natural habitats... So, why be so inhumane and senseless because it's just an animal. Value all lives o

Who be this idiot abeg?!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Veteran Musician Skyb Is NOT Dead by softwerk(f): 10:25am On Oct 09, 2019
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To me he died long ago along side his musical career that never saw the light of day!
Celebrities / Re: I Bought Big Brother Naija For Mercy ― Cubana Chief Priest (vanguard) by softwerk(f): 10:16am On Oct 09, 2019
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We already know this but what we don't know is how long you'll be digging her puna until full liquidation of the bill grin

I guess only the gods can tell, but please remain small juice for our Igwe Ike!

Signed

Concern Nigerian
Pets / Re: Check Out The Big Monitor Lizard I Saw Behind My Office Window by softwerk(f): 10:10am On Oct 09, 2019
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I have just 2 questions for you;

Why is it still alive and where the hell is Lalasticlala?!

But wait ohh, do you work with the Ministry of Forestry? Because one day you might just open you window as usual and see lion staring at you!

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Reads The Bible In Cleavage-Baring Dress, Talks About 'Born Again' by softwerk(f): 5:56pm On Oct 06, 2019
angry

Someone please help me with that "Thunder are you busy meme"

I can't take this any more cry

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Celebrities / Re: Ay Comedian React To Tacha Grandma Praying For Her, Commend Her For Getting Bett by softwerk(f): 5:47pm On Oct 06, 2019


Please keep your advise to yourself.

She had just 99days to relate with people and keep her cool to the N60 Million and she blew it!

A bad apple cannot become good just by being hung back on the tree!

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