Joeyfizzo:
have u spotted ur father's corpse among them?

No nau, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"

Hian?!

I could almost swear the Nigerian Army displayed these same set of corpses about 2years ago!

War without ending.

Weldone Beauty with brains!

While others are trading clitocurrency you focused on your studies and have made your parents proud!

While some other miscreants will live in a house for 90days practicing immorality live on tv to win N80Million and fame.

Mtcheeeeeeeew!

100% on point

The old cargo politicians just dey use us catch cruise!

Where is Pastor Righteousness when you need him sef?!

These are the kind of people that will allow this world end quick.

Please who has his direct phone number?

I want to tell him to do val for me.

Hian, even for a national hero?

So University of Cairo still get sadistic lecturers like Unilag?!

Sad

It shall never be well with all killer herdsmen

Stupid boy!

I blame those idiotic mods sorry blogs making this thing popular

I like toxic women but I cannot catch toxic shots

Danjikanbauchi:
This OP too Ram was killed during his naming ceremony, this is what make Muslims behave like sheep.

Kana mun zagi ko kana wasa?!

Dear Nairalanders,

I had a dream last night and I honestly do not play with my dreams especially on someone I do not know or haven't met personally.

I saw Senator Anyim Pius as Nigerian President and I also CLEARLY saw his face on our future N10,000.00 bank note!!! (with prominent RED colours)

I can infer that he will play VP to the eventual winner of the 2023 elections and run for President and win in 2031!!!

Someone please save this prediction and if you must argue with me go and dream your own, it is FREE.

Seun, Lalasticlala, mynd44

Even if I'm paid N1,000,000.00 cash I will never eat this food!

Anytime I think of Bobrisky, I am disgusted by the thought of a leaky anus!

God punish Bobrisky!

It seems Bubu has increyin sense since after the Channels interview

As usual politicians will still use the matter to campaign.

Naija na catch cruise nation, honestly.

Sabato45r:
Ok

People are talking about giving but here is Sabato45r plotting to scam Nairalanders with fake correct scores prediction

But this is very wrong nau!

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Seun una weldone ohh!

Naman angulu?!

Only can comment on this.

I am too small to comment on this issue of national importance!

Ezeeboiy:
bakene ahoton nan ba

Maganan gaskiye kenan!

Only Pastor Righteousness89 can explain this unnatural phenomenon!

I am too small to comment on this .

MisterKennedy:


Good afternoon Softwerk

I'm sorry about my message to you yesterday. I actually thought you were going to like it but it turns out you didn't like what I said.

Merry Christmas to you Softwerk

Not all is real on social media Bros

I'm also fantasizing about the girl on my pic!

Try and get some sense abeg!

Humble yourself like a baby and the Lord will lift you up.

Righteousness abeg give am volume

Yesterday it was Buhari's birthday

Today Tottenham being robbed out of Europa

Only God knows 2moro

Our dear Kemi really goofed on this one.

She showed no empathy with the family of Sylvester Jr with her deranged journalism.

Personally I'm gutted by her extreme insensitivity on this and other numerous occasions.

Daddy GO of Salvation Ministry is her cure!

See wahala!

Even if this woman uses this man as a Love Machine I bet you she will never experience orgasm

This is just the kind of regimen that can permanently cure FFK's erectile dysfunction!

OP please add some "ugba" and cameroun pepper join then serve with a cold bottle of Heineken

This Gigolo

Wahala

Sapa never hold you.

You will realise that everytime is the right time

My crush CR800

Thank God Ole no succeed to kill your career kpatakpata!