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TravelRe: The Saudi Arabians Treat Us Like Animals - Black African Maids Cry Out For Help by softwerk(f): 2:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
Na holy ground me I run to.
Joeyfizzo, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"
PoliticsRe: FG, US Discussing Extradition Of Abba Kyari Over Hushpuppi - Malami by softwerk(f): 2:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
very dull super cop
Joeyfizzo, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"
EducationRe: 11-year-old Terrorist, Muhammed Yusuf Killed By NAF Airstrike In Borno (photo) by softwerk(f): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
ALLAUAKBAH!!!
No nau, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"
PoliticsRe: Troops Neutralize Scores Of Terrorists In Borno State (Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
have u spotted ur father's corpse among them?
No nau, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"
PoliticsRe: Troops Neutralize Scores Of Terrorists In Borno State (Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:05pm On Feb 10, 2022
Hian?!

I could almost swear the Nigerian Army displayed these same set of corpses about 2years ago!

War without ending.
EducationRe: UI Pharmacy Student Cynthia Okafor Graduates With 6.9 Out Of 7.0 CGPA by softwerk(f): 8:02pm On Feb 10, 2022
Weldone Beauty with brains!

While others are trading clitocurrency you focused on your studies and have made your parents proud!

While some other miscreants will live in a house for 90days practicing immorality live on tv to win N80Million and fame.

Mtcheeeeeeeew!
PoliticsRe: This Cartoon By Bulama Says A Lot About 2023 And Politicians by softwerk(f): 7:54pm On Feb 10, 2022
grin

100% on point

The old cargo politicians just dey use us catch cruise!
CelebritiesRe: I Became A Lesbian At Age 5″_ Temmie Ovwasa by softwerk(f): 7:50pm On Feb 10, 2022
Where is Pastor Righteousness when you need him sef?!

These are the kind of people that will allow this world end quick.
SportsRe: FIFA Approves Ademola Lookman Switch To Nigeria by softwerk(f): 7:48pm On Feb 10, 2022
huh

Please who has his direct phone number?

I want to tell him to do val for me.
SportsRe: AFCON: Egyptian Arrested For Taking Mostafa Mohamed's Place In Exam by softwerk(f): 10:42am On Jan 29, 2022
angry

Hian, even for a national hero?

So University of Cairo still get sadistic lecturers like Unilag?!

SportsRe: Statue Of Kobe Bryant & His Daughter, Gianna Placed At Crash Site (Photos) by softwerk(f): 11:56pm On Jan 27, 2022
cry

Sad

It shall never be well with all killer herdsmen
RomanceRe: RE: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by softwerk(f): 10:19pm On Jan 27, 2022
angry
RomanceRe: “After biscuit na toto cheap pass for this life” – Singer, Portable says by softwerk(f): 8:32pm On Jan 27, 2022
angry

Stupid boy!

I blame those idiotic mods sorry blogs making this thing popular
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by softwerk(f): 9:10pm On Jan 23, 2022
I like toxic women but I cannot catch toxic shots grin

PoliticsRe: Senator Anyim Pius - Nigerian President In Waiting (I Had This Dream Last Night) by softwerk(op): 11:24pm On Jan 21, 2022
Danjikanbauchi:
This OP too Ram was killed during his naming ceremony, this is what make Muslims behave like sheep.
Kana mun zagi ko kana wasa?!
PoliticsSenator Anyim Pius - Nigerian President In Waiting (I Had This Dream Last Night) by softwerk(op): 12:52pm On Jan 21, 2022
Dear Nairalanders,

I had a dream last night and I honestly do not play with my dreams especially on someone I do not know or haven't met personally.

I saw Senator Anyim Pius as Nigerian President and I also CLEARLY saw his face on our future N10,000.00 bank note!!! (with prominent RED colours)

I can infer that he will play VP to the eventual winner of the 2023 elections and run for President and win in 2031!!!

Someone please save this prediction and if you must argue with me go and dream your own, it is FREE.

Seun, Lalasticlala, mynd44

FoodRe: Bobrisky Shows Off The Sumptuous Meal He Cooked For His Lover (video) by softwerk(f): 9:24am On Jan 16, 2022
angry

Even if I'm paid N1,000,000.00 cash I will never eat this food!

Anytime I think of Bobrisky, I am disgusted by the thought of a leaky anus!

God punish Bobrisky!

PoliticsRe: Buhari Visits Shonekan’s Family In Lagos (Pictures) by softwerk(f): 7:05pm On Jan 13, 2022
grin

It seems Bubu has increyin sense since after the Channels interview
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Saraki React To Twitter Restoration In Nigeria by softwerk(f): 2:05pm On Jan 13, 2022
grin

As usual politicians will still use the matter to campaign.

Naija na catch cruise nation, honestly.
CareerRe: Water Seller Shares His Money With Prison Inmates (Video) by softwerk(f): 2:02pm On Jan 13, 2022
Sabato45r:
Ok
People are talking about giving but here is Sabato45r plotting to scam Nairalanders with fake correct scores prediction cry

But this is very wrong nau!

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Seun una weldone ohh!
FoodRe: Is This A Vulture Meat by softwerk(f): 2:56pm On Jan 09, 2022
cheesy

Naman angulu?!

Only can comment on this.

I am too small to comment on this issue of national importance!
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by softwerk(f): 2:51pm On Jan 09, 2022
Ezeeboiy:
bakene ahoton nan ba
Maganan gaskiye kenan!
TravelRe: Kori Bustard Collides With Airlink Aircraft In South Africa (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:31am On Jan 09, 2022
angry

Only Pastor Righteousness89 can explain this unnatural phenomenon!

I am too small to comment on this .
CelebritiesRe: James Brown, A Crossdresser, Honors His Father's Birthday With Beautiful Photos. by softwerk(f): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2022
huh
CelebritiesRe: 'Celebrate Me': Timaya Confronts Patoranking For Not Mentioning Him As Big Name by softwerk(f): 5:51pm On Dec 29, 2021
MisterKennedy:
Good afternoon Softwerk

I'm sorry about my message to you yesterday. I actually thought you were going to like it but it turns out you didn't like what I said.

Merry Christmas to you Softwerk
Not all is real on social media Bros

I'm also fantasizing about the girl on my pic!

Try and get some sense abeg!
CelebritiesRe: 'Celebrate Me': Timaya Confronts Patoranking For Not Mentioning Him As Big Name by softwerk(f): 1:34pm On Dec 28, 2021
grin

Humble yourself like a baby and the Lord will lift you up.

Righteousness abeg give am volume
SportsRe: Tottenham Out Of Europa After UEFA Award Rennes Victory by softwerk(f): 8:25pm On Dec 20, 2021
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Yesterday it was Buhari's birthday

Today Tottenham being robbed out of Europa

Only God knows 2moro
CelebritiesRe: Ada Ameh To Beat Kemi Olunloyo Over Sylvester Oromoni (Video) by softwerk(f): 1:57pm On Dec 11, 2021
angry

Our dear Kemi really goofed on this one.

She showed no empathy with the family of Sylvester Jr with her deranged journalism.

Personally I'm gutted by her extreme insensitivity on this and other numerous occasions.

Daddy GO of Salvation Ministry is her cure!
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Grand P And His Fiancée, Eudoxie Yao Will Surely Put Smile On You by softwerk(f): 2:20am On Dec 11, 2021
grin

See wahala!

Even if this woman uses this man as a Love Machine I bet you she will never experience orgasm grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FoodRe: Big Snake Killed By A Nairalander Today!! by softwerk(f): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2021
grin

This is just the kind of regimen that can permanently cure FFK's erectile dysfunction!

OP please add some "ugba" and cameroun pepper join then serve with a cold bottle of Heineken grin
CelebritiesRe: Cross Okonkwo Hospitalized: 'Enjoyment Don Kill Me' (Photo) by softwerk(f): 9:02am On Dec 06, 2021
angry

This Gigolo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Supeona From A Loan App by softwerk(f): 9:00am On Dec 06, 2021
grin

Wahala

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