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But who did we offend to be so cursed with these kind of leaders?!

Yeye somebody!

Na only Bobrisky Pastor you see finish.

You for smell your nyash for that masalachi had it been you try arrest imam even bubu go still ensure you never hold any position again in life!

Last last his N1Billion 'Babi Allah' funds will be released by fire by force!

Igbo man and the logic of antiquity!

Salatavor:
1. I meant your comment was funny and I had to stop what I was doing to laugh.
2. The way you just pick offence e be like say something deep dey pain you.
So. I understand and I will ignore your insults; Everybody hurts

You forgot to ask for my account number!

Madam so you still want to trend after all the millions you made from marrying your small pickin to our ancestor!

I thought this Corona Virus was joking before ohhhh!

Ladyhippolyta88:

Is it your lesbo

See them?!

I knew they will all come after me!

My Confession: Preek is super satisfying, like coca cola you'll ask for more!

Confirmed Lesbo trying to deceive the gullible!

I dare to say Teni has not seen a cucumber since 1991

Salatavor:
guy. Your comment off me.

Were you ever on before?
Abeg dey you lane, Igbo Fanatic

tescoman90:
Becuz you killed Dog !.........you now run the World...

Mumu

Make corona visit your useless brain!

I was only singing to myself

Who run the world....... Girls!

Our eastern States are blessed with good leaders; people-oriented leaders who never want to ever return back to selling spare parts!

Jesu, see fine woman wen this animal in human skin just waste!

Don't worry, I trust the Nigerian Police, your story will soon change!

Monster!

Do you know we have a Nigerian Meteorogical Agency in Nigeria and its a Federal Government establishment?!

No statement from them.

https://www.nimet.gov.ng
Web results
Nigerian Meteorological Agency

TokeableGod:
Happy Sunday niggarrrrr

Madam, must you show those tangerine brest, welcome to Nairaland

Even bank wen never post profit for the past 3years dey declare N1Billion to fight Coronavirus. cheesy cheesy grin

I laff coronically!

Even bank wen never post profit for the past 3years dey declare N1Billion to fight Coronavirus.

I laff coronically!

Why so poor?

And see him looking like Voltron, the defender of the universe!

Thank you Jesus!

Xposed2020:
Would you mind sharing the source of your statistics with us?
Thank you.

Common sense from regular follow up on casualties

I can only see 10beds!

Ebonyi is that one a state?

Wasted life!

We that cannot find our President have we died?

Previously I always disagreed with Afenifere but today, I beg to agree!

Some of our leaders are too greedy and selfish to be trusted even when they make "perceived" people-oriented suggestions.

Print more naira notes so more bullion vans drive into Bourdillon!

And how come 80% of soldiers killed by Book Haram are always Christians?!

700k

Innocent me, I never heard about this governor until now

An nobody got shot?!

An Buhari is missing in action at this critical time?!

Emescot:
Hello guys, Let me start by narrating my ordeal, about 2weeks ago I started having my regular symptoms of typhoid and malaria which is back pain, hot breathe, evening fever and change in urine colour, so i rushed to the pharmacy and got malaria drugs.

Fast forward to Saturday 21st,I started coughing but i didn't take it too seriously, but by midnight of that day I woke up with the worst fever and hallucination i have ever experienced, by Sunday morning the fever was gone, but then I had itchy/sore throat coupled with the cough, so i gargled salt and warm water and i got relief from the sore throat.

At exactly 6pm that Sunday, the fever returned but this time more serious than the last one and this time it lasted till Monday morning, at this point I was already on google searching for all the symptoms of CoronaVirus, instantly I called my nurse that I needed injection for malaria and typhoid and she told me no treatment unless i go for a test to confirm if its malaria and typhoid.

The thought of going to the Lab for test made me feel uneasy so i called the NCDC toll-free line (080097000010), I called for 12 good times and each time I was told to hold on but the call gets disconnected, I wasn't going to let myself die of ordinary Typhoid because I want to self isolate so i went to the Diagnosis centre with my nose mask on. At the centre i was dying inside, dying not because I was sick inside or I was afraid of what the result would bring, but dying because I was trying so hard to suppress the urge to cough, because I didn't want to scare people or spread whatever was wrong with me. After 2hrs the result was out and i had malaria and too much typhoid in my body system, I went home gave the nurse the result and she gave me 3 injections for the Malaria and typhoid, and I am much better now than yesterday,and she also prescribed Tutolin for my cough.

I read today about a Nairalander that called the NCDC line today to explain his symptoms and was told they only attend to people that had contact with someone who just came from travel outside Nigeria, with that I can only conclude that there is no seriousness in this Government to fight the Virus, right from the beginning they refused to close all point of entry in the country because they thought its child's play, now they wont even respond to Emergency calls.

Forget the nose mask, the hand sanitizer, once this gets to the common man in Nigeria, who believes they cant get the virus, who still believes the hot weather will kill the virus inside you, who believes the cure for every sickness is either paracetamol or antibiotics, then I am sorry to say, Nigeria might just become worse than italy, unless there is a total lockdown, but trust the government to wait till it becomes worse than this before they take such drastic measures.

Stay safe guys, Stay indoors.

Brother,

Are you not concerned that your lab result was not signed by anyone?!

See fine family