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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Asks Buhari To Give Him N1 Billion To Fight COVID-19 by softwerk(f): 5:42pm On Mar 30, 2020
Salatavor:


1. I meant your comment was funny and I had to stop what I was doing to laugh.
2. The way you just pick offence e be like say something deep dey pain you.
So. I understand and I will ignore your insults; Everybody hurts

You forgot to ask for my account number!
Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rita Daniels Cries, Sings To God To Put An End To COVID-19 by softwerk(f): 5:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
angry

Madam so you still want to trend after all the millions you made from marrying your small pickin to our ancestor!

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Politics / Re: Chris Olakpe, LASTMA CEO, Is Dead by softwerk(f): 5:23pm On Mar 30, 2020
angry

I thought this Corona Virus was joking before ohhhh!

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Celebrities / Re: ''30secs Cannot Satisfy Me Baby'' Singer Teni Show Off Her Man,touch His Cumcumb by softwerk(f): 5:08pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ladyhippolyta88:

Is it your lesbo
undecided

See them?!

I knew they will all come after me!

My Confession: Preek is super satisfying, like coca cola you'll ask for more!

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Celebrities / Re: ''30secs Cannot Satisfy Me Baby'' Singer Teni Show Off Her Man,touch His Cumcumb by softwerk(f): 4:52pm On Mar 30, 2020
angry

Confirmed Lesbo trying to deceive the gullible!

I dare to say Teni has not seen a cucumber since 1991

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Asks Buhari To Give Him N1 Billion To Fight COVID-19 by softwerk(f): 4:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
Salatavor:
guy. Your comment off me.

Were you ever on before?
Abeg dey you lane, Igbo Fanatic
Food / Re: See Viral Photos Of A Calabar Girl That Killed And Roasted A Dog. by softwerk(f): 8:27am On Mar 30, 2020
tescoman90:

Becuz you killed Dog !.........you now run the World...

Mumu

Make corona visit your useless brain!

I was only singing to myself

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Food / Re: See Viral Photos Of A Calabar Girl That Killed And Roasted A Dog. by softwerk(f): 7:53am On Mar 30, 2020
Who run the world....... Girls!

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Obiano Asks Buhari To Give Him N1 Billion To Fight COVID-19 by softwerk(f): 7:12am On Mar 30, 2020
grin

Our eastern States are blessed with good leaders; people-oriented leaders who never want to ever return back to selling spare parts!

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Crime / Re: Man Accused Of Killing His 2-Month-Old Pregnant Wife Speaks (Video, Graphic Pix) by softwerk(f): 7:02am On Mar 30, 2020
angry cry cry cry

Jesu, see fine woman wen this animal in human skin just waste!

Don't worry, I trust the Nigerian Police, your story will soon change!

Monster!

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Politics / Re: Akure ‘explosion’ Was Impact From Meteors NOT Explosives, Says OAU Prof by softwerk(f): 6:47pm On Mar 29, 2020
grin

Do you know we have a Nigerian Meteorogical Agency in Nigeria and its a Federal Government establishment?!

No statement from them.

https://www.nimet.gov.ng
Web results
Nigerian Meteorological Agency

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Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Tests Negative For Coronavirus, Bars Visitors by softwerk(f): 6:19pm On Mar 29, 2020
TokeableGod:


Happy Sunday niggarrrrr

Madam, must you show those tangerine brest, welcome to Nairaland cheesy
Politics / Re: Keystone Bank Pledges N1bn To Strengthen Fight Against Coronavirus by softwerk(f): 3:50pm On Mar 29, 2020
grin

Even bank wen never post profit for the past 3years dey declare N1Billion to fight Coronavirus. cheesy cheesy grin

I laff coronically! grin grin angry

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Health / Re: Keystone Bank Pledges N1bn To Strengthen Fight Against Coronavirus by softwerk(f): 3:47pm On Mar 29, 2020
grin

Even bank wen never post profit for the past 3years dey declare N1Billion to fight Coronavirus. cheesy cheesy grin

I laff coronically!
Celebrities / Re: #coronavirus: Actor John Dumelo Shares Sachet Water, Bread To His Community by softwerk(f): 3:37pm On Mar 29, 2020
angry

Why so poor?

And see him looking like Voltron, the defender of the universe!

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Health / Re: Dangote Tests Negative For Coronavirus by softwerk(f): 3:34pm On Mar 29, 2020
grin cry

Thank you Jesus!

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Politics / Re: Please Help Me Get My Brothers Corps For Burial by softwerk(f): 3:32pm On Mar 29, 2020
Xposed2020:


Would you mind sharing the source of your statistics with us?
Thank you.

Common sense from regular follow up on casualties
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Governor Umahi Inspects Ebonyi Coronavirus Isolation Centre(photos) by softwerk(f): 3:28pm On Mar 29, 2020
angry

I can only see 10beds!

Ebonyi is that one a state?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thomas Schäfe Commits Suicide Over Recession Caused By Coronavirus by softwerk(f): 3:10pm On Mar 29, 2020
angry

Wasted life!

We that cannot find our President have we died?

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Politics / Re: Afenifere: Printing More Naira Notes To Fight Coronavirus Is Irresponsible by softwerk(f): 2:15pm On Mar 29, 2020
angry

Previously I always disagreed with Afenifere but today, I beg to agree!

Some of our leaders are too greedy and selfish to be trusted even when they make "perceived" people-oriented suggestions.

Print more naira notes so more bullion vans drive into Bourdillon!

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Politics / Re: Please Help Me Get My Brothers Corps For Burial by softwerk(f): 8:07am On Mar 29, 2020


And how come 80% of soldiers killed by Book Haram are always Christians?!

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Autos / Re: Sold* Reg/used 2007 Honda Pilot Ex 1.050m Only !!! Sold by softwerk(f): 10:22pm On Mar 28, 2020
700k
Health / Re: BREAKING: Governor Dapo Abiodun Ban Inter-state Movements by softwerk(f): 10:19pm On Mar 28, 2020
grin

Innocent me, I never heard about this governor until now grin

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Crime / Re: COVID-19: Muslim Youths Burn Police Station In Katsina For Stopping Their Prayer by softwerk(f): 10:14pm On Mar 28, 2020
angry

An nobody got shot?!

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Business / Re: Sanwo-olu Takes Delivery Of 110-bed Isolation Centre Jointly Built With Gtbank by softwerk(f): 10:09pm On Mar 28, 2020
angry

An Buhari is missing in action at this critical time?!
Health / Re: Coronavirus: My Experience Calling The NCDC Toll-free Number by softwerk(f): 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2020
Emescot:
Hello guys, Let me start by narrating my ordeal, about 2weeks ago I started having my regular symptoms of typhoid and malaria which is back pain, hot breathe, evening fever and change in urine colour, so i rushed to the pharmacy and got malaria drugs.

Fast forward to Saturday 21st,I started coughing but i didn't take it too seriously, but by midnight of that day I woke up with the worst fever and hallucination i have ever experienced, by Sunday morning the fever was gone, but then I had itchy/sore throat coupled with the cough, so i gargled salt and warm water and i got relief from the sore throat.

At exactly 6pm that Sunday, the fever returned but this time more serious than the last one and this time it lasted till Monday morning, at this point I was already on google searching for all the symptoms of CoronaVirus, instantly I called my nurse that I needed injection for malaria and typhoid and she told me no treatment unless i go for a test to confirm if its malaria and typhoid.

The thought of going to the Lab for test made me feel uneasy so i called the NCDC toll-free line (080097000010), I called for 12 good times and each time I was told to hold on but the call gets disconnected, I wasn't going to let myself die of ordinary Typhoid because I want to self isolate so i went to the Diagnosis centre with my nose mask on. At the centre i was dying inside, dying not because I was sick inside or I was afraid of what the result would bring, but dying because I was trying so hard to suppress the urge to cough, because I didn't want to scare people or spread whatever was wrong with me. After 2hrs the result was out and i had malaria and too much typhoid in my body system, I went home gave the nurse the result and she gave me 3 injections for the Malaria and typhoid, and I am much better now than yesterday,and she also prescribed Tutolin for my cough.

I read today about a Nairalander that called the NCDC line today to explain his symptoms and was told they only attend to people that had contact with someone who just came from travel outside Nigeria, with that I can only conclude that there is no seriousness in this Government to fight the Virus, right from the beginning they refused to close all point of entry in the country because they thought its child's play, now they wont even respond to Emergency calls.

Forget the nose mask, the hand sanitizer, once this gets to the common man in Nigeria, who believes they cant get the virus, who still believes the hot weather will kill the virus inside you, who believes the cure for every sickness is either paracetamol or antibiotics, then I am sorry to say, Nigeria might just become worse than italy, unless there is a total lockdown, but trust the government to wait till it becomes worse than this before they take such drastic measures.

Stay safe guys, Stay indoors.

Brother,

Are you not concerned that your lab result was not signed by anyone?!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Describes Her Family's Daily Routine During Coronavirus Lockdown by softwerk(f): 7:30pm On Mar 28, 2020
See fine family

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Romance / Re: Am Giving 5k To 3 People. Picking On Last Page by softwerk(f): 7:25pm On Mar 28, 2020
grin

See anonymous handles revealing their true identities for a meagre 5k
Romance / Re: Am Giving 5k To 3 People. Picking On Last Page by softwerk(f): 7:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
grin

Hunger in the land (Nollywood movie)
Celebrities / Re: ”girls Should Pay Guys To Disvirgin Them” Nollywood Actor Ik Ogbonna Talk. by softwerk(f): 6:33pm On Mar 28, 2020
legitnow:



put your real profile pic dat one is now too old and out dated.

plus, it is not u.

Where is your own 'real' pic monitoring spirit?!

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