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Hysaac:
;DHey guy or miss....is dis wat u said I should crack my brain 4 ....u must be high on pipe weed

U are a combination of all sorts of incurable diseases.

CRACK YOUR BRAINS: On 28th Feb,
2012 (Tuesday) a robber went to rob a
bank. He threatened to kill the cashier if he
didn't open the vault. The cashier told him
the vault is not opened with keys but with a
password. You can't kill me since I am the
only one who knows the password and
everyday the password is different. The
robber shot the cashier, entered the
password, opened the vault and robbed all
the money. What is the password?

Politics has gone go beyond drinking palmwine or Bern a Prof. In local politics. I salute Fayemi and still hold him of high esteem.

Meanwhile lalasticlala fp please

Fayemi to deliver 3rd President Atta Mills’ memorial lecture

Immediate past Governor of Ekiti State, Dr Kayode Fayemi, will be the Speaker at this year’s President John Evans Atta Mills’ Memorial lecture in Accra, Ghana on July 21st.

Dr Fayemi will be speaking on the topic: “Intellectuals in Politicsand Governance in Africa: The Legacies of John Atta Mills”, at the annual national event dedicated to the memory of the late President of the Republic of Ghana, who died in July 24, 2012.

A letter from the office of the President notifying Fayemi of the lecture reads: “ Your impressive credentials as an academic, journalist and researcher on peace and security in Africa makes you a worthy choice for the occasion. Your presence and participation in this national event will further enhance the historical bonds of friendship and solidarity between Ghana and Nigeria”. The letter was signed by Julius Debrah, Chief of Staff to President John Dramani Mahama on behalf of the planning committee.

This is the first lecture, in the series, to be delivered by a non-Ghanaian. The first memorial lecture was delivered by Professor Kwamena Ahwoi, former Minister in the Rawlings administration and the second lecture by Dr Mohammed Ibn Chambas, former Foreign Minister of Ghana and UN Special Representative for West Africa.

This year's lecture coincides with the (71st post-humous ) birthday of late President Atta Mills, who was born on July 21, 1944.

President AttaMills, who was elected on the platform of the National Democratic Congress (NDC) was Ghanaian President between 2009 and 2012.He was Vice President to President Jerry Rawlings and formerly Professor of Law at the University of Ghana at Legon and also National Commissioner for Taxes.

 

 

Olayinka Oyebode

Chief Press Secretary

You see that Orile to Badagry need sanitisation, Expecially Mile 2,Agboju, Agric, volks and iyana iba just after Barracks oooo.

God will safe lagosians, sint thinking of going back there after my Nysc in Abia. Abia is peaceful

Help is o. The way, meanwhile who get BB charger

Just received this now from Nysc
"all batch C 2014 corps members are hereby REQUIRED to go online to verify their details and upload passport photograph with white background. Note:Urgent."

Have you seen this?

missKiffy:
Can't wait to leave Umuopara, Umuahia Abia State

What is umuopara I am in Umuahia serving there as well but yet to hear any name of such. Congratulations

Fayose enjoying himself in South Africa with a can beer while Ekiti workers queue endlessly in the sun for their monthly salary that will never come. All haul the workers' friendly governor.

femorocafella:
You need to see wat hıs fırst son drıves.these people dont have the ınterest of the masses at heart.wat really dey paın me most ıs dat some useless olokada and drıvers wıll be want to kıll demselves for these guys.ımagıne durıng the ımpeachmet perıod,he used these olokada and thugs to be blockıng roads and kıpıng vıgıl at the house of assembly complex ın order not to allow the apc legıslator to enter.he wıll be gıvıng dem one thousand whıle he hımself wıll be embezzlıng ı bıllıon to hıs pocket and some ıdıots wıll stıll be sıngıng hıs praıses.you can not even fınd the chıldren of these polıtıcıan on socıal medıa let alone on the street .dey are elsewhere ın the us,uk,canada and australıa oppressıng the whıte over there wıth dere stupendous lıfestyle .ı pıty ekıtı people.

You get brain and you used it as expected. Thumb up

femolala001:
Can we just manage to push this thread to page 2500

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If you re ready, I am dey for it

Mamaflex:
Where is the flaunting of the loots?

Ask lalastica

Nigba Fayose the son of the Ekiti loquacious Governor flaunts his father's loots. Fayose who is owing Ekiti workers 6months salary out of his 8months reign is now in London on secret visit.

www.olufamous.com/2015/06/governor-fayoses-sons-nigba-fayose.html?m=1

Job

Akerry:
Umudike CORPER

when we go see na?

Boss how you want make we see na??

Obipat:
. Ur problem is out of hand, u need to see TB Joshua

OK sir and who do you need to see A pastor will be too weak to handle your problem. Pastors will need to host pastoral conference on your matter. Mu*2

So what's d big deal there? ??

Horlawoomey:
Am still in touch with Prada, Akerry, noordean and my e boo feyifahm.

You can hit me up on 563C24A4.......

Taiye4christ hope you are good

ebrahym abook.i na, ina gasheka
a beg make una help me greet oga claroo, sojiboy,sodiqyinka, sabiguy, anugod, omolizzy, hope Kwara is doing you well

Paddy thanks for the mention oo. How your state?? ? we dey abia oooo. Enjoy the rest of the 4months in service

Join me CELEBRATE WORLD OCEAN DAY
Though coming late but as an Hydrobiologist I can't but Celebrate # worldOceanDay.
Don't forget that water is as important as air hence Water life.
Ocean is the biggest WATER BODY, that supplies Oxygen for life, Regulate climate, produce cheapest and major source of proteineous foods, breed life, also major means of transporting heavy duty from a country to the other, The shore also house mineral resources and also serves as recreational centre amongst many others.
I remember Baba Fela song about water today.
My fellow Hydrobiologists, Aquaculturists, Fish Biologists , Oceanographers, and other water Cum ocean related field, knowing the importance of the UNIVERSAL Solvent, Join me celebrate World Ocean Day today.

DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine, Since am a Buharist I need to follow his leadership Path and to project a corruption-free leadership and followership which will Eventually bore a corruption-free nation.

The Declaration goes thus:
1. Four pencil (Pant) trousers, 2 Jeans, 2 chinos.
2. 6 T-shirts .
3. 2 Danshiki & 1 agbada.
4. 2 Nysc Khaki.
5. One galamia.
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes & 1 jungle boot.
6. 2 tieS & 1 bow.
7. Acer Laptop.
8. LG flat screen TV.
9. Standing Fan.
10. Mattress 1 in Lag & 1 in Abia.
11. Pressing Iron
12. A bag of pure water.
13. One drum of rain water.
14. Body Cream, haircream, deodorant and perfume (l must fine na).
15. Samsung Galaxy S5 & 1 Nokia Torchlight
11. One small l pass my neighbor generator with 25 litres of petrol.
12. 3 Apochie(igbo atire)
13. 4pots, 1 kettle & Fry pan
14. A set of spoons and a set of plates No Fu*k.
15. One lontorn Torchlight
16. Two Gascookers 7kg in Lag & 5kg in Abia
17. One gallon for buying Kerosene/petrol.
18. One carpet and one Rug
19. 200naira Airtel recharge card.
20. Girl friends ? Ccb should find out, I don't want to lie, 21years isn't a Joke o.
21. #4,000 at Zenith(Alawi account), #1500 @ GTB, #150 in Dormant account with Keystone, #800 with Sterling Bank.
22. 5 Chelsea customised Jerseys.
23. Pack of indomie, gallon of groundnut oil, quarter bag of rice, two paints of beans, 4tubbers of yam, provisions .
24. Umbrella.
25. 3 bedsheets and 1 blanket.
26. 3pillows.
27. Two Bibles
28. Ssce certificate, Bsc notification of result.
29. 1 headwarmer, 1 facecap, 2nysc headdresses.
30. One big travelling bag and 1 laptop bag.
31. One cupboard & wall hanger.
32. 7 Boxers & 8 singlets.
Anything outside the above declared assets is either a gift from friends and family or its jointly own by me and someone.

We are walking towards fulfilling our campaign promises .
Up Buhari
Up John Kayode Fayemi

Now I know how foolish PDP and her followers can be. See how gullible followers supports stupid mistake?? Assuming the illiterate lawmaker made d mistake, what of the blind photographer and how did the picture escape to Facebook and other social media.


Anybody defending this rubbish needs spiritual cleansing.

Trailblazer1:
That guy na your mate o


Nairaland chief weep

Who tell you my age Idiot, when u won't stop reasoning like a goat

Deputy Chief Weep (Whip) for that matter. I laff

MEET EKITI STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY MEMBER
Fayose's trumpeter Dayo Maxima representing Ijero constituency turned PDP House of assembly member turned his certificate down during today's swearing in.




This is what you get when you substitute wisdom, knowledge and understanding for stomach infrastructure

Corpers Solidarized with their host benefactor, as they lost serving daughter to untimely death.

With great shock, sobber heart but in submission to the will of Almighty, I commiserate with the family of Mr and Mrs ERONDU of Umukiri community in Obingwa local government of Abia state, who lost their daughter Miss(ENGR) AMARACHI ADANNAYA SHINE ERONDU who also is a Batch A 2015 stream 1 CORP MEMBER of Delta State.

According to our source who happens to be Serving in the demise community/village Miss(ENGR) AMARACHI ADANNAYA SHINE ERONDU who studied Chemical Engineering in Enugu State University was born in Obingwa local government but was deployed to Delta to serve her father's land. She completed her compulsory 3weeks regimental training in Delta Nysc camp but meet her untimely death in a fatal, on her way to report at her place of primary assignment in Ughelli local government.

Testifying to how the parents of the demise has been taking care of them(Corpers in Umukiri village in Obingwa local government ) said, the whole corpers in the community had to compulsorily boycott their offices today 5-6-2015 to commiserate with the generous parents of the deceased and to also pay last respect to Our co-compatriot who in accordance to the law Obeyed the clarion call but unfortunately meet her untimely death during her service year

Death is a debt we all owe, somehow, someway we all must pay but not untimely, while I deeply sympathize with the family, friends and associates of Miss(ENGR) AMARACHI ADANNAYA SHINE ERONDU, likewise I also commiserate with the Umukiri community corpers , Obingwa corpers and Nigeria corpers in entirety.
May such bad occurrence cease among Nigeria corpers and God continually protect us all during and after our service year.

Youth Obey the Clarion Call.

R. I. P Miss(ENGR) AMARACHI ADANNAYA SHINE ERONDU

Vice Chancellor of A tertiary institution in south eastern part of Nigeria was said to have wrote to the Nysc state Coordinator to ONLY send Corp members WITH FIRST CLASS grade to his institution for service year as anything short of that will be rejected.

My source made it known that the federal institution is probably discriminating students with grades lower than her request or have target on private institutions graduates, knowing fully well that ONLY private tertiary institutions chun out highest number of First class graduates compare to state and federal tertiary institutions who hardly produce them in Tens out of thousands Graduands yearly.

Now, my questions are
Is it proper for Federal tertiary institution to make request by grade for Corp members

Is Nysc not loosing her purpose already as request isn't even made by Corp members who studied related courses of the institution?

Are the first class graduates requested for going to be retained after their service year, or will special treatment be given to them, even as currently, corpers serving in the afore said institution ain't been given accommodation, nor extra allowances apart from a token of #10,000?

The institution request sail through in the Batch A 2015 and will it continue to be

Finally is grade truly a test of brilliancy, if YES, then the institution request is understandable, but if NO, why the discrimination

Anugod:
Ankpa is in Kogi o, I don't know about Abia.

Tomorrow your bday? Wow! June 1st baby. Same with my eboo Westinfo4040
Mine's 20th. Happy belated birthday in advance dear!

Thanks sweet

ebrahyym:
Hellllloooooo guyssss......
gradually gradually we r now fully senior copas as we welcom our new otondos yestrdy.
where r u guys?
Akerry
Horlawoomey
Nabsprada
Sodiqyinka
Taiye4Christ
Sabiguy
Lacreamzy
Heineken
Sojiboy
Dstand
Claroo
Anugod
Dania30
Trenditee
hawdy
Urchbarbie
Dozzynet
am missing u guys like gurasa .....Lil
hop u r enjoying ur ppa

Waooo it's nice to have you all. Good bless you all

Anugod:
Wow. I know the place very well. It's very close to my hometown. Have you heard of Ankpa? That's where I'm from. How are you enjoying that place and the people? Hope they are treating you well?

Ankpa is it the one in Abia state, like I ve been there.

Anyway tomorrow is my birthday oooi

Akerry:
yeah

thank u ebrahymm, how about urx?

pls Pm me ur number or bbm pin

Waooo I miss you guys alot, where sabiguy, Akerry RT all. U guys ehn una be character

Op

CountDracula:
U talk well gbayi

Thanks jawe man mi

dkronicle:
Lols broke kopa sacrifice dix month alawee jor.

CountDracula:
U talk well gbayi

Dkronicle dint even go there.... Sacrifice gini Staying in a no man's land isn't that sacrifice Enuf?