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queenbetsy:
I prefer staying off campus...
O.A.U - oba adaniduro university

As a non academic student, you ve no option cos, school won't allocate a bed space for you

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Me2You225:
on my first time, I put my cream and perfume inside my handbag and they didn't allow me to check in with it.( had I known I 4 put am inside my box) I tried selling it cos it cost me a lot to buy them ,no one wanted to buy but they demanded to take it as a gift from me if I want to. I had no option than to give it to someone.( then inside the plane) when we were on air our plane was experiencing some difficulties, the pilot warned us to prepare 4 anything we see and told us if we didn't make to our destination that they are sorry and wish u well that we should no that they have done everything in their power to save us but to no avail. so my dear fear catch me so tha na cry I come they cry, the ask myself watin carry me enter plane, I promised myself that if I survive that one I no go ever enter plane again omo I com hear "gbum gbum gbum " I come shout one wicked shout " mma mu eyi"(my mother ooooooh) people wia shouting Jesus na eme I come change my shouting to Jesus. after sometime our pilot come say we wia out of danger that he is sorry for wat ever we have experienced . omo since that day na fear i de fear until now, even wen I enter car( I don promise myself say I no go enter ship at all) . I can never forget my first experience in a plane

I know say u no fur die fir that plane, cos if u had die, I won't ve been reading this, but menh it's filled with suspense

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Blackmail, Lies Won't Save You, APC Tells Fayose
 
The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Ekiti State has condemned the recent spate of blackmail and lies by Governor Ayodele Fayose to cause confusion in the APC and ridicule its leaders.
Reacting to media reports that former Speaker of Ekiti State House of Assembly, Femi Bamisile, has begged the governor to help facilitate his defection to the People's Democratic Party (PDP), Publicity Secretary, Taiwo Olatunbosun, said the report was concocted by Fayose and his "discredited media aides" to cause confusion, ignite anger among APC members and put the former Speaker in a weak position that would hurt his mobilisation drive to put APC in a firm footing.
 
Noting that Bamisile's rising popularity had sent jitters  down Fayose's spine, he said that the governor's past was haunting him, making him feeling unsafe over the fate that awaited him in the new dispensation where the rule of law works. 
 
"We are not surprised that Fayose has resorted to blackmail and lies to cause disaffection within the APC ranks as we have seen recently.
"He started with me, lying that I was afflicted with a strange ulcer and that a spiritualist had advised me to beg him (the governor) and return to the PDP before the sore could be healed," he said. 
 
He added that recently, Fayose allegedly stage-managed a meeting with some traditional rulers to lure Bamisile into attendance in a popular hotel where the governor was hiding and surprisingly burst into the meeting pleading with the former Speaker to return to the PDP, but which he turned down only for Fayose to turn story against Bamisile to the consternation of the "innocent man".
"Few minutes after meeting, the news was all over the world that Bamisile had agreed to return to the PDP after meeting with Fayose.
 
“This is the same way Fayose and his aides forged President Muhammadu Buhari’s medical report claiming that he had cancer only for the Management of Ahmadu Bello University Teaching Hospital to dismiss the document as forgery, just as he lied during the campaign that he saw Buhari on sick bed when in actual fact the man was in far away London delivering a lecture.
 
"This same Fayose blackmailed Chief Afe Babalola (SAN) by pasting his posters as a governorship aspirant in 2006 even when the elder statesman never contemplated any elective position," he explained.
Noting that he also blackmailed the State Chief Judge, Mr Justice Ayodeji Daramola,  alleging the he collected N200 million bribe from an APC chieftain to deliver guilty verdict in his election eligibility case, he alleged that Fayose was behind the fake story that former Governor Kayode Fayemi built a university in Ghana, which up till date had neither a name nor location. 
 
"Because he has no plan for the development of Ekiti, Fayose has been consistently lying in the last 10 months that Fayemi left N86 billion debt only for the Debt Management Office to declare that Fayemi actually left a debt of N18.8 b. 
 
"He once denied collecting N2b ecological fund but owned up when he got a hint that we were about investigating this through the FOI law just the same way he denied collecting N22b refund on roads.
"He recently denied collecting N8.5b from the Federation Account in June 2015 even when the figures are on the website of the Federal Ministry of Finance  for all to see," Olatunbosun said.
Accusing Fayose of always engaging in battles of survival, he said the governor had no time for governance, preferring to be in the throats of the opponents.”
 
 He urged APC members and the general public to ignore Fayose's lies against APC members, particularly the leaders, who were already turning around the fortunes of the party, but which was now causing headache for the governor.
 
He warned Fayose against conduct that diminishes his office, even as he cautioned that the governor would not escape the long arms of the law at the appropriate time. 
 
Taiwo Olatunbosun
State Publicity Secretary

khalhokage:
12 out of 65 is mostly abi? When your mates were in class learning you were busy cooking rice inside ceiling, now you can't even count.

... And how did this prisoner escape from the prison?

How many people noticed the location of those FAKE schools are mostly in Igbo land (Eastern part of the country) now u will agree with me that igbos are synonymous to substandard products or inferior products just like Aba and Onitsha products are F*k*.


I no talk anything oooii

Educative, pls fire on, I need to learn am travelling from Imo to Lagos but by flight on Saturday

Abia Corpers holds Novelty Match tomorrow
Sports Cds Vs Theatre Art Cds Novelty Match holds tomorrow 27/08/2015.
Its scheduled to kick start by 4pm.
Venue is BCA field along Secretariat Road Umuahia.

Come cheer me up, as I top Strike for Theatre Art cds
# abiakopa

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INFORMATION TO ALL BATCH C CORPS MEMBERS SERVING IN SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN ABIA STATE!!!!!

are you aware that our five months state allowi that we've all worked and suffered for under the sun and in the rain have been embezzled by the same body that have been trading on the sweat of the corp members to enrich there pockets (SEMB).

In this very year the out gone Batch A ended service under the same manner. The recent out gone Batch B also ended service without being paid their five (5) state allowi, which nothing was done as a result of inability of the corp members to stand for their right.

Now it's our turn again to fall into the same pit, but I say God for bid.... It's now the time for us to arise and fight for our rights through a non violent and peaceful protest on the very day of our P.V signing coming up next week.
The protest will commence by 2pm.

Remember the state is owing us five months and only protest can solve this.

Please endeavor to forward this message to all batch C corps members serving in secondary schools. Thanks.

Powered by concerned Corp members....

The DG,Brig Gen JB Olawumi will be in Ekiti state to officially commission d foundation laying of d NYSC Ekiti State SAED centre

It's a watery proposal. My thought

cupidora:
No I'm not sure Christy told me because I never said she did... Considering u're so highly placed and know the LI by her first name,you should also know she's on leave and her duties as an LI handed over to another lady whose name I don't know. Her current position,whether temporary or permanent qualify her as an LI doesn't it? The lady said so,u re free to call upon me however soon. I quiver with fear... Final 'word':Nonsense rubbish! Mtcheeew!

LOL, so u fit fear like this?? ?? Anyways no fear, we all be kopas, joust trying to send some shiver into ur spine. No harm meant. Btw na me dey do nonsense, let me rush to Umuahia south to fight taekwando with you

Bathing someone with such an expensive commodity, they are really big boys.

Btw what is Delsu, an animal or a thing

Meanwhile you will agree with me that only ogun "God of iron" & esulaalu "devil" dat yoruba pple worship by splitting palm oil on. Am yet to see d kolanut, bitterkola and aromatic schnapps

Chief Eric Umeofia, President and CEO of Erisco Foods limited, is fast becoming one of Nigeria ’s leading philanthropists. On Friday, August, 21, 2015, he kept the second part of his promise of offering automatic employment to Margaret Uhunamure, a recently discharged National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member who lost her arm in an auto accident on her way to Benue State to present her NYSC discharge certificate to her mother, who had been very proud to finally have the first university graduate of the family.
It would be recalled that in October, 2014 Chief Umeofia handed over a brand new TSV King Tricycle to Mrs. Maryann Ibeh who was reported to be the breadwinner of her family by being a commercial tricycle rider. Umeofia ensured that she also became a tricycle owner in order to make more money for herself and her family. Also, on Thursday, August 13, Chief Umeofia was in Sokoto State to present a trailer load of Erisco Foods’ products and monies totaling about 20 million Naira towards, the rehabilitation of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs), building of 2 mosques and sponsorship of 4 Muslims to this year’s Hajj.
During a brief presentation in the Erisco Foods’ Head Office in Lagos last Friday, Chief Umeofia rejoiced with Margaret and her mother over her survival from the ghastly accident and exhorted her to face her future with courage,determination, hope and a positive attitude. Below are excerpts of his speech:
“Watching the story on NTA Newsline made me realize that, as Nigerians we all have a duty to be our brother’s (and sister’s) keepers. We knew that left alone, Margaret may remain sad and dejected that she had not only lost a part of her arm but also a part of the sunshine in her life. But we at Erisco Foods Limited believed otherwise. We wanted Margaret to know that she is not alone. We wanted her struggling family to know that they are not alone. That is why we decided to immediately take steps within our capabilities and resources to make Margaret realize that God has simply opened another phase in her life… that God will not leave her alone.
Therefore, it is our pleasure today to say to you, Margaret, that you have just started a new phase of life and Erisco Foods Limited is determined to stand by you and support you to make sure you make your new life as rich and as fulfilling as you want it to be. You only need to have a good vision for yourself, for your company and for your country and maintain a positive attitude always. With God’s divine Grace, only the sky will be your limit.
Consequently, we are pleased very pleased to present you your letter of employment as a staff of Erisco Foods Limited to resume duties on September 1, 2015 here at our Head Office in Oregun, Lagos State . Once the Doctors decide on the prescribed prosthetic for your arm, we shall pay for its procurement and fitting. Margaret, Erisco Foods will not leave you alone!
We also seize this opportunity for Nigerians to come together and love themselves. Love their own things. Love Nigerian. If more Nigerians Patronize strictly made-in- Nigeria goods like RIC-GIKO Tomato paste and other products, Nigeria will not bother if oil prices rise or fall and poverty will no longer be our portion. We also call on Nigerians to support the government of His Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari as he set out to rebuild Nigeria from the bottom up. Local industries are already reaping some fruits of his good governance. Nobody but Nigerians can make Nigeria great. God is firmly on our side.”

The young lady, Margaret Uhunamure whose mother is a widow, served in Benue State and on completion of her service year, embarked on a journey back to her home in Lagos when the vehicle she was travelling in got involved in an accident and her left fore-arm was amputated.
Describing the incident, her mother said she just got back from church and was undressing when she received a phone call that her daughter was involved in an accident and lost her arm. According to her, she immediately rushed out of the house half naked back to the church in tears. To her, all hope was lost.
However, Chief Eric Umeofia’s kind gesture has put a smile back on their faces, by assisting first assisting in the payment of her medical bills, paying for a prosthetic (an artificial arm) and also offering her automatic employment in Erisco Foods Limited to begin a promising career. He also promised to pay for her to get an artificial arm.
Chief Umeofia however noted that while Margaret’s salary would be payable effective September 1 (and, in fact paid her 50% upfront for September) he maintained that Margaret will only be allowed to commence actual work when she obtains a medical certification that she is psychologically and physically fit to commence work. Chief Umeofia did not want Margaret’s desire to work and earn a living to jeopardise her speedy and total recovery from her emotional and physical injuries.
“We want to make sure she is fine before she starts work but we will start paying her from now till whenever she is certified fit to work by the Doctor”, Chief Umeofia said.
Margaret and her mother were full of gratitude for what Chief Umeofia has done. Her mother couldn’t control her joy as she rolled on the floor in appreciation for Chief for his kindness towards her daughter and family.
“Daddy thank you very much sir. Thank you for everything. May God bless you and your children. If I lie down for ground, e no go do. If na mouth full all my body sef e no go do for me to thank you at all. Thank you sir, Thank you very much,” she said while rolling on the floor.
Chief Eric Umeofia, in his statement, thanked Mr President for putting in place policies that will help promote local and indigenous manufacturing and also urged Nigerians to prove their loyalty to the country by patronising made in Nigeria products so as to create room for a better economy.
He said, if indigenous manufacturers are doing well, it will help in liberating the economy as they will contribute their quota by helping Nigerians who are in need.
“If Nigerians encourage Nigerian-made products, we will employ more people and help more also. I thank Mr President for introducing policies that will make the economy to grow through local manufacturing. He said we must make the economy work and that is what we are trying to do.”
“If we encourage local manufacturing, we will be increasing our foreign reserves, we won’t be depending on oil production alone and Nigeria will be better in the shortest time”
He also urged Margaret not to be demoralised by her present situation but work hard to challenge even those who are not handicapped to do better.
“Don’t dwell on the past, focus on the future and don’t say because you have one accident, you cannot do well. Don’t say because you have special employment, you will relax and behave anyhow you like. No. You need to work hard and do better to shame those who are fit.”
Margaret while expressing her profound gratitude said “I am very happy and very grateful for this opportunity that Chief Eric Umeofia has given me because I was not expecting it. Even when I was in the hospital, I didn’t watch it but people heard about it and started calling to congratulate me. They were no longer telling me ‘sorry’.”

If you know you missed the NYSC headcount, simply text 'missing head' to 131. SMS cost #19650. #NoAllawiDisMonth... #Abiakopa

If you know you missed the NYSC headcount, simply text 'missing head' to 131. SMS cost #19650. #NoAllawiDisMonth...

kestolove95:
Wow, so romantic

Despite u no get breast, check ur dp , what's so romantic abt this?

PDP must be probe on this death.



Warning, innovative mind I thought shud ve substitute Cultistism In our tertiary institutions, oh my God, the foolhardy just toy with his parents emotions.


If U deserve rest, rest, with ur kinda of death, am sure no peace

Chibabi:
Awomukwu @ ikwuano LGA. Thou m close to Umuahia

Ikwuano, hmmm, u even snap. In front of our kopas lodge. God catch u ooo. Anyways, I will tell abbey, Clo for u

cupidora:
I just learnt from from the LI that the motive behind the headcount is to investigate and discover ISIS recruits working undercover as corpers :/

Are you sure Christy Told you this? With the way I called your L. I name u should know that I know her very well. Her house isn't far to mine, I ve ur pictures downloaded already and Ur comment screen grabbed. U will be call upon sooner than u expect to explain what u mean. Dora, good one

Chibabi:
Ma dear, same with mi o. M in Kogi right naw, tinkin of how to get to Abia by 2maro. Wia in Abia are u serving?

Na #Abiakopas plenty pass for nairaland, ah swear. Use d #tag of Abia kopa on IG and twitter. Get d latest in Abia kopas forum

cupidora:
Ayaf signed oooo... Pheew!

Congratulations, so what's your location

cupidora:
Over a thousand viewers on this topic! LOL. If I were to die from panic I would be far gone by now. Phone rings,I pick it smiling... ''Dora start coming back,they 're doing head count today 'n tomorrow!'' shuuu...! Well,am still in Benue,finding a vehicle to Abia around past 10am proved futile so I'm leaving first thing tomorrow

When u reach make I know ooo

Stupid

Hope

Horlawoomey:
October 15, if its not changed.

This is misleading, it's Oct 8