₦airaland Forum

This is sad.
The ministry of tourism and culture should rise up to its responsibilities.
With proper care and breeding,those 34 lions can multiply to millions.

icebeatz: 7- Highest Number of heroin swallowed
[Name removed cos of tribal warriors]

A Nigerian woman, set an unenviable world record for amount of ingested heroin ever recovered when she tried to smuggle five pounds of heroin in 180 pellets into the U.S.
The previous record was four pounds of heroin ingested in 100 pellets.

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I dont think this one was on guiness world record sha!!

http://spankthedonut..com/2013/09/nigerians-in-guiness-book-of-records.html

why are you afraid of putting the name?
The woman is proudly yoruba.

mikeansy: once upon a time we blamed these guys for all that is wrong with Nigeria and expelled them from our country in what was known as Ghana must go. Today there are more Nigerian immigrants in Ghana than the other way round.

Nigerians travel everywhere just like the chinese.
There are more Nigerians in chad,afghanistan,mali,than the other way round.

Why in the world would any reasonable human-being compare Nigeria to ghana?
The competition is not even fair to ghana.

simpleseyi: He is not my commander in chief, instead book haram, ijaw millitants, OPC, MASSOB are the commanders in chief. You call the fisherman the commander in chief, yet you and your siblings are being used for suya by the hell-bound book haram idiots. Someone just asked for Prophet Mohammed's mother's name in another thread here on Nairaland because terrorists asked for that in Kenya, so, boko haram may ask the same question when they visit your house, remember that boko haram once bombed police head quarters, so who is the commander in chief? definitely not the Otuoke fisherman, maybe the Jesus-in-Earth Dame Sheppopotamus is the commander in chief

what is this nonsense?
Have you replaced your brain with saw-dust?

God is no longer a consuming fire?
You mean God the same yesterday,today and forever has changed?
All these online "pastors" and their heresies.

Tinkybabe: The act is barbaric!
Ain't there other sane ways to punish them?

Some beliefs/cultures need to be done away with. We live in a civilised world now.

who defines civilization?

taharqa: TOOOL. You believe everytin you read in d papers, right?? ...to many DONKEYS around *smh*

The same emordi that is an ally of tambuwal and some idiots expect me to believe her.

Kairoseki77: Biggest party, sure.

Most sophisticated....LMAO!

In all of Africa's 54 nations, even a herd of cows has more dignity and class than PDP.

Believe what you may,but there is no party in Africa that can match the sophistication of PDP.

GEJ is like the golden corn that cannot be eaten by the birds.
Completly untouchable.

Demdem: So it was said about the useless killer party. Biggest in africa [sup][/sup]

PDP is still the biggest and the most sophisticated party in Africa.
That fact is currently undisputable.

Demdem:
What militancy?
Those fools needed money and that was it. Di u think they were fighting for nd presidency.
Sambo will give them even more than what Jonathan gave.
Fool, deal with it. No useless militant will want Jonathan back when well settled.
Nigeria is breaking no where. We would have just impeached an incompetent arseholle.
What's the big deal in that?

It seems you enjoy in deceiving yourself,if you think paying militants will stop anything.
We've been doing that for years and yet militancy keep increasing.
And now you want to impeach the only SS president they've had.
Btw,how many militants are you going to bribe with oil.?

Demdem: They challenged him first remember. Jonathan end seems to be closer than u even envisaged.

An imaginary end that you will never see till 2019.

Demdem:
Impeachment proceedings will be faster and much more successful before efcc finishes in the law courts.

GEJ has challenged them.
Let's see if they have the guts.

Demdem: Jonathan will be impeached and nothing will happen. Noisemakers from his villages will be settled since that is the only language they understand and a new improved JTF will be sent to the region to annex it and deal decisively with miscreants like u who will like to forment trouble.
All this within 3months and normalcy returns.

Just the same way the Jtf doused the ever-increasing militancy during yar'adua right?
You are a morøn.
Infact you don't know that those praying for the division of Nigeria are actually banking on jonathan's impeachment.

eGuerrilla: That it appears to be politically motivated is what should please Nigerians.
To move beyond the 'business as usual' phase of politics at the centre, we need a heightening of contradictions. Dig?

This is morønic.
A fight between the executives and the legislature will not augur well for Nigerians.
Essential economic policies will be relegated to the back-burner while dirty politics will take centre stage.

size38: Those law makers shld charge GEJ for financial recklessness and impeach him

what are they waiting for?
Let them try it and see if Nigeria will remain one.

theSpark: Whatever the reason is, the members of HoR and Senators never deserved the blue passports in the first place. I can imagine them strutting about in foreign lands immune from arrest in the past years. I laugh in cantonese, let them travel abroad as ordinary Nigerians and see.

Well played!

Thank you.
Those selfish morøns will now know what it means to challenge the CinC.

eGuerrilla: The emboldened remark in your post is akin to squeezing blood from a stone, because there is nothing in GEJ's repertoire that points to such qualities.

yeah right.
We can see those qualities in the fanatical buhari and the thieving Tinubu.
Why not go and wake abacha and ask him to rule over Nigeria as a dictator since you people hate democratic personalities.

Demdem: Excellent development.
Retardeen is feeling the heat.
It's a good thing for Nigeria if legislature and executive are in war path. It will accelerate the demise of this presidency on time.
Jonathan, I dare u to fire them with more stones.

A demise of which president?
Lol.
We will see if GEJ will not contest and win 2015 elections.
His political future has never been in the hands of the morønic lawmakers.
They all Know GEJ is untouchable as long as they want Nigeria to remain one,if not those northerners would have impeached him a long time ago..

As usual according to morøns,african tradition is bad but western culture is good.
The same people that see nothing wrong in gayism and bestiality and yet condemn polygamy.
Idiots.

I think it's high time african nations do something about somalia.
The AU should mobilize a strong 1 million man army with adequate air support and deal with these somalian terrorists once and for all.
The east-african nations are almost powerless and are already growing weary,while the current AMISOM has not being very successful.

The direction the kenyan army is facing their M4 carbine is a little unproffesional.
I am not sure these guys are well trained.
Just like the UAE military,well kitted little military brain.

braveheart2012: Wow! My boss is schedule to leave for Nairobi on Tuesday for meetings. I had lunch with him two days and he was complaining because our Risk Management group was trying to force him to change his hotel to a less-Westernized one because the risk of terrorism is high in Kenya. I am pretty sure his meetings will be cancelled now. They already cancelled his Lagos meetings because of kidnappings. Africa is going to shit... and I hope this doesn't usher in a new era of military coups.

your boss is not yet ready to make money.

Symphony007: the butaro hospital was not built fully by the rwandan government: the major partners are PIH and MU BUZIMA(IMB)

just like butaro: king faisal hospital was build with money from the saudi fund for development.

Which international humanitarian group helped rivers state build it's 250 health centers?

Back to my question; does the rwandan government assure free healthcare and education to it's people?

look at you defending mediocrity,and you are one of those saying GEJ is a failure.
Smh.

All these immigrants to the west that just start yapping about human rights make me laugh.
Imagine someone saying Nigeria is hopeless because her human rights ideology is not as developed as the west.
Lol.
China does not believe in the western concept of human right,and guess what;
They are the fastest growing economy on earth,and the most diverse technological sector in the world.
They've surpassed virtually every western country on earth except america in most indices of devt and they will overtake america in ten years.
Their citizens who you believe are not enjoying human rights have out-performed americans in science and technology and are always at the fore-front of most technological advancement.
Western concept of human rights is a curse to africa.
Too many morøns in the continent and they all want to have a say.

This is serious.
Nigerians are being scammed.
I am sure delta state would be even worse when compared with its african contemporary.

jennykadry: My self confidence is Up the roof all thanks to my parents. Bring me 50 tall able bodied men here and I will debate with them for hours no shaking and no intimidation will I feel. It was when I left Nigeria that I knew women had the right to walk their boss out of their office and "command" respect from lecturers . Ose can it happen in nigeria? My daughters are the best things that will ever happen to any man, infact without them a man is incomplete. Their presence alone will bring sunshine Into the lives of these men..... Their father wil do a good job at reminding them just incase they forget

A whole load of nonsense.

kryptonian: Thandie newton rocked it better.....agbani is getting votes cos she's a nigerian.......#simple

Go to specsavers.
You have an eye defect.

[quote author=olajide_07]They will go into the ground where the deposits are and hold, so it would not flow, to other area's *lagos has sighted oil not in commercial quantities so also other states - imagine, see common sense O - they would stop the flow of oil! Hahahahaha* Education is very important, so is history -of oil deposits, (just google it) to mention more sef! Ghana and other african countries have high oil deposits is it a must to buy from the south-south, if they can export to us we do the same and few international organisations have been doing to us and make good money-[/quote]shut up,you morøn.
Oil flows from the SS to the other parts of the country through large pipelines,and those pipelines can be cut off and stopped at anytime.
Btw,we've hearing about the "oil" in lagos since 30 years ago.
Why haven't they explored it?

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]Are you really advocating the NYSC scheme in Nigeria?

So you are okay with Engineers and Doctors that should be acquiring relevant knowledge in their respective fields, spending 1 year of their lives teaching in villages? Not to mention that teaching is a profession that they were never certified for.

Do you think that's how top schools across the globe just pick teachers willy nilly, to impact knowledge on students? What a joke of a scheme.

Israel is an exception because it is a country under constant threat. They even go as far as having "Iron Domes" to repel Pakistani missiles.

Lastly don't get it twisted, military training in Isreal, Uk, U.S.A, all involve the exposure to high tech machinery and scientific methods. In short, nothing to be compared to the training of "teaching in a village".[/quote]well then,what you should be advocating for is that the scheme be modified to ensure that everybody serve the country in a position relevant to their profession.
As for the israelis,the iron dome is at best 70% effective,so there is still a significant chance of you being killed by rockets.