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Autos › Re: Fresh 2010 BMW 523i [Bought Brand New] @ ₦2,850,000 by Somatic(m): 6:51pm On Apr 22, 2021

[quote author=sexyto post=101003698][/quote]This is a 09-10 Europe spec BMW 5series. There are no side markers on the bumper on this one.

Autos › Re: 2020 Lexus GX 460(almost New) by Somatic(m): 11:15am On Apr 15, 2021

cloud:
This doesn't look like a 2020 lexus.it looks upgraded

It's a standard 2019/2020 MY. This is the Dubai spec, the types obtainable brand new in Nigeria.

Autos › Re: Very Clean Belgium standard Nigerian Used 2010 Mercedes Benz ML350 4Matic by Somatic(m): 3:00am On Feb 05, 2021

o42austino:
it's 010 ML350

Not with the old interior, display screen and steering. It's an exterior upgrade.

Again, adjust your price accordingly or state the true position of the car.

Autos › Re: Very Clean Belgium standard Nigerian Used 2010 Mercedes Benz ML350 4Matic by Somatic(m): 3:57am On Jan 29, 2021

This is a 2006-8 MY ML350 with the 09-11 bumpers and mirrors. Adjust your price accordingly.

Technology Market › Re: SOLD by Somatic(m): 1:45am On Jan 02, 2021

Will you take 4K?
And your phone number please.

Celebrities › Re: Sirbalo Survives Ghastly Car Accident (Photos) by Somatic(m): 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2020

shortgun:
Lucky him.
He should thank Mercedes Benz if this happened with a jap the story would've been different.

It's a Lexus. A jap.

Autos › Re: Nigerian Used Mercedes ML350 4matic 2010 Model (sold) by Somatic(m): 9:47pm On Dec 10, 2020

nnadychuks:
come and see the vehicle first... if it’s 2009.5 I’ll pay your transport. You guys like looking for reasons to degrade items on Nairaland. Not good at all. The other thread where I posted direct Tokumbo trucks sm1 just came from nowhere to condemn it, not because he wants to buy, but just to satisfy his ego... tell me how God wan take bless dat kind person

That ML isn't a 2009. It's an 06-08 ML 350.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Wins IgbereTV Award, Hosts Crew (Photos) by Somatic(m): 1:48pm On Dec 05, 2020

Which kind billboard pointing gesture be this? So Igbere people carry their canopy everywhere. Talk about mobile awards.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Plans To Buy Locally Assembled Cars by Somatic(m): 6:24am On Nov 24, 2020

Why should vehicles be on the FG's plan even? The FG has too many operational vehicles already. Maintain the ones already available not spend scarce resources purchasing new ones, locally assembled or not.

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Car Talk › Re: 2021 Nissan Pathfinder Brought To Life In Unofficial Renderings by Somatic(m): 5:16pm On Nov 01, 2020

Nissan since 2011 has been converting one of their brands known for its ruggedness to a station wagon.

Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD 2012 Benz E 350 4matic by Somatic(m): 11:13pm On Sep 26, 2020

Nice

Politics › Re: Obaseki Receives Election Results Sheet From INEC (Photo) by Somatic(m): 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2020

Lipscomb:
That election should be declare void Or inconclusive now or thunder fire the inec. Useless people Bleep you Inec chairman.

Politics › Re: Atiku Reacts As Obaseki Wins Edo Governorship Election by Somatic(m): 3:29pm On Sep 20, 2020

GoldHorse:
Very foolish statement form Atiku. So Oshiomole is the only God father in Nigeria? Who be Oshiomola for Nigeria politics? So you think the real Godfathers will be out there shouting everywhere? Una no even no anything about Godfatherism!

E pain am.
Cry me a lagoon.

Politics › Re: Atiku Reacts As Obaseki Wins Edo Governorship Election by Somatic(m): 3:27pm On Sep 20, 2020

Officialgarri:
Although I really wanted APC to take the trophy again, but this is the beauty of democracy. I'm not from Edo and the people of Edo who actually knows where the shoe pinches have used the might of democracy to choose whom they want.

This is no cause for bad blood, hatred, Wailing, blackmail, negative news et al , especially when it's the people that will end up suffering every bad policies made.

Congratulations Governor Obaseki. And we wish you a successful 4 years that will benefit the people of Edo state 100%.

Awon leprous hand geng. See wetin una don do person pikin

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Governor Godwin Obaseki Defeats Ize-Iyamu To Win Second Term by Somatic(m): 2:48pm On Sep 20, 2020

The face of "Na who send me work?"

Politics › Re: Obaseki Fans: Before You Rejoice, See This! by Somatic(m): 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2020

LordviccoDaGuru:
obaski is going no where

4+0

Buhari APC owns the country

Like this?

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Politics › Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Somatic(m): 12:43pm On Sep 20, 2020

The face of "Na who send me?"

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Car Talk › Re: Lexus 2020 Model. LX570 (what Do You Have To Say About It) by Somatic(m): 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2020

Josiko:
Me self knows that price is not real, I was shocked when I got the price today. What is the price please if you no, because me I don't no the price because i no get the strength now

The picture you have that is the brand new, top of the line, armoured version of the LX570, hence the outrageous price. A non armoured spec would go for half that price. A used or less optioned spec even lower.

Car Talk › Re: My Sojourn Into W201 World (1993 190E I6 Auto Tranny) by Somatic(m): 8:34am On Aug 12, 2020

timifakay:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12111874_img20200811142229_jpegd01f92f2c05f36acbe650bb3fab8e3a8

An android entertainment system won't be a bad idea.

I'd rather a stock looking Head unit. Several are CD enabled already.

Celebrities › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Looks Stylish On Visit To Africa Tourism Destinations by Somatic(m): 9:44am On Aug 01, 2020

alhassanyusuf29:
The prostitute that was collecting prick from ffk and co, while her husband, the chimpanzee looking coward Ojukwu was bed-ridden

Same way your mother was sharing kpekus to all the neighborhood mechanics and
passed you, the apprentice's child to your father.

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Autos › Re: 010 Reg Mercedes Benz Ml350 For Sale In Asaba now 2.4m by Somatic(m): 6:06pm On Jul 26, 2020

This is at the most recent, a 2008. Kindly take note so people are not misled by the ad.

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Celebrities › Re: See What Gov. GANDUJE Did To SANUSI N130 Million Rolls Royce Car(video) by Somatic(m): 8:30pm On Mar 14, 2020

That is not a Rolls Royce. That is a Peugeot 3008 which is doubtful Sanusi had. Useless clickbait.

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Business › Re: First Bank Confirms Merger, Acquisition Talks With Heritage And Polaris Banks by Somatic(m): 8:29am On Mar 14, 2020

dominique:
Where will you put GTB? The strongest of them all

Zenith is actually stronger than GTB. Share capital size, total deposits,and overall profitability for over 3 years have consistently put Zenith on top of GTB.and other banks as the number 1 financial institution on Nigeria. Financials of 2019 widened the gap.

Autos › Re: Brand New 2020 Toyota Land Cruiser by Somatic(m): 6:52am On Dec 29, 2019

An obviously used 2009-16 upgraded to 19 Landcruiser Prado you want to pass off as a brand new 2020 spec? Lord have mercy on some of you.

Autos › Re: Superclean 2009 Model Mistbushi Pajero Up 4sale @ N1.9m 08186921703 by Somatic(m): 4:51pm On Dec 23, 2019

The shape of the front of ya motor na wa O. Was it ridden by the Queen of the Coast?

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Celebrities › Re: Man Paints His Dog Like A Tiger So It Can Scare Monkeys' Away From His Farm by Somatic(m): 10:44pm On Dec 07, 2019

ScottDM1:
Lol! The wahala there will be the Dog's speed limit when it meets the real tiger..... Omo

Abeg, someone should suggest me the best animal to replicate this my own dog to??

https://i0.wp.com/www.boxacademy.site/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Tiger-Dog-4.png

Peppersoup

Car Talk › Re: Can a full Grown Cow Fit In The Trunk Of Your Corolla? by Somatic(m): 5:16am On Dec 06, 2019

GAZZUZZ:
Fascinating, call it animal cruelty but i cannot unsee what i saw

Very soon Corolla will be put on NL for sale as
"Four months used by a Top Female Banker. Full options, no fixes. Buy and drive!" When cow + road have murdered the destiny of the vehicle's suspensions and even engine seats.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Finale: How Nigerians Voted Their Favorite Housemates (Photos) by Somatic(m): 9:53pm On Oct 06, 2019

In the end, bumbum won.

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Autos › Re: Mercedes Benz ML350 2012 Model by Somatic(m): 7:52am On Sep 21, 2019

jodecibmw:
Your title says Registered and your vehicle description says foreign used, it's confusing to say the least.
Which is it, is it toks or registered? This is the same for most of your ads..

In his wisdom or otherwise, it's his marketing strategy.

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