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Car Talk / Re: Peppery Eye While Driving by Somatic(m): 6:49pm On Dec 23, 2018
Have your firewall and footwells checked for any gaping holes that allow exhaust fumes to come in. Also, have your exhaust checked for leaks of any sort. The peppery eyes whild driving are most often the result of exhaust fumes coming into the cabin of the car.

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Autos / Re: 2009 Honda Civic Sport by Somatic(m): 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2018
HeavenlyBang:


Lol, I don't think it's that bad. This one is pretty dinged up, but I've seen a few clean ones in person and they looked pretty good.

Tbh, that Civic generation had a meh design, but the hatchback isn't particularly bad. The Mazda 3 of same year looks much better, though. At least this looks better than a Corolla.

Kai oga, this one no ding for the matter. This design wowo from factory. Them no see the other Civic design ne abi them two dey beef? See the interior like wetin aliens vomit. The whole motor juss resemble Vic O song.

Sell well O oga OP.
Car Talk / Re: Nominate by Somatic(m): 4:28am On Dec 20, 2018
Dancock O! Demeanors for Dancock.
Autos / Re: 2009 Honda Civic Sport by Somatic(m): 8:10pm On Dec 18, 2018
I no understand this kind motor. E just close eye wowo for nothing. Happy selling @OP.
Politics / Re: Trending Video Of Extrajudicial Killings By Soldiers Unfortunate, Says FPP by Somatic(m): 6:42am On Dec 18, 2018
frankgreat:
typical Nigerian...so you want him to just believe what he heard online without verification? Haba na

Of what consequence is his belief to the issues raised? Considering that as an apologist of this administration, he'd already have a negative bias toward any such information that may be portrayed as casting aspersions on the government.

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Politics / Re: Trending Video Of Extrajudicial Killings By Soldiers Unfortunate, Says FPP by Somatic(m): 3:34am On Dec 18, 2018
post=73944009:
We need very full details about this heinous crime

And what are YOU going to do with the details? Make BBQs off em?

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Car Talk / Re: Nominate by Somatic(m): 3:22am On Dec 18, 2018
I nominate Dancock the Golf IV guy. If not for him, how else will y'all know you're demeanors?

Dancock for president o jare!

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Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2006 Gwagon Upgraded To 2015 (interior & Uxterior Upgraded) by Somatic(m): 8:37pm On Dec 16, 2018
This is a total upgrade. Worthy of its sale. But, upgrade or at least change those indicator casings to clearer ones. Or get it shone at least.
Celebrities / Re: Gideon Okeke Beaten By Police In Lagos (Photos, Video) by Somatic(m): 1:03pm On Dec 09, 2018
Factgist:
Who else noticed he didnt tag Muhammadu Buhari or Aisha or any APC person?
But he tagged Atiku...



LOL... Buhari will be defeated in 2019



Is he not a Buharist again? What is he tagging Atiku for?
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu As The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria In 1988 (Throwback Photos) by Somatic(m): 8:19pm On Dec 04, 2018
Let's vote on this.

Likes for Bianca, Shares for Sophie/Regina/Zieina

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Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu As The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria In 1988 (Throwback Photos) by Somatic(m): 8:17pm On Dec 04, 2018
@Zleina, guys are saying the madam is fine and you are putting this below average, sad looking mixed race pikin to counter the argument. Not even Priyanka Chopra? Let's see Sophie in 30 years time, cause at least we know what Bianca still looks like.

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Politics / Re: Saraki And Aisha Yesufu Blast Osinbajo Over Tradermoni by Somatic(m): 12:26am On Dec 03, 2018
XINOIX:
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Both are masquerades. The one on the left like a gay olosho, the one on the right is mad.
Car Talk / Re: Ten Iconic Cars With Concealed Headlights (pics) by Somatic(m): 5:45pm On Dec 01, 2018
What of the Honda Prelude? Nigerian owners and drivers of those vehicles loved to use the pop up to signal girls who most often fell for it.

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Autos / Re: Very Neat 2012 Mercedes-benz C Class 2.450k 4matic by Somatic(m): 8:23pm On Nov 28, 2018
So iffa carry 2.8 give you for this ex- Mercedes, you go collect sleep well for night abi?
Car Talk / Re: 2009 Pontiac Vibe 'self Depressed Accelerator' On Motion! Come In Please by Somatic(m): 3:45pm On Nov 28, 2018
Is awa work O!

Autos / Re: Registered 2010 E350 Mercedes Benz by Somatic(m): 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2018
Which are you selling? the E or the C class? Or are you selling both for the same price?

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Ways To Identify Bullet Proof Cars On Nigerian Roads. by Somatic(m): 8:08pm On Nov 23, 2018
And why would I want to identify them when I am not an assassin?

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Car Talk / Re: Can You Buy This Car? by Somatic(m): 8:06pm On Nov 18, 2018
Gabbiecar:
Many people are doing it with great success, just search for "LS swapped 996".....hoovies should have made some modification to the oiling system before tracking it (the engine died of oil starvation)

Can't we put Tiny Light engine inside? E suppose work as per universal engine wey e be.

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Family / Re: Is My Wife Fvcking Her Own Brother by Somatic(m): 6:24am On Nov 15, 2018
It's family. They are planning a wedding besides they may have lots of gist between themselves which would require both uninterruption and privacy. The whispering you heard was ongoing gossip from when they entered to room to when you woke up. For Pete's sakes, ya madam also took ya daughter with her. How will they feck with the little one in between them?
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: What Peter Obi Did To Me In 2014 – Gov. El-rufai by Somatic(m): 9:42am On Nov 10, 2018
Deltatoto:
is he not a sickler again?or I should shy away from the truth pls what’s ur point.

So a carrier of the SS Gene is automatically a misfit going by your logic that by one sweeping statement, you insult them all. Insult El Rufai all you want, not my biz. However, your sweeping statement is an insult to ALL sickle cell carriers, El Rufai inclusive.

Besides, his family listens to him, his appointees, his fronts, his constituents listen to him. You that is proudly AA, where is your clout?

PS, this is not an endorsement of El Rufai's rant. The guy is foolishly garrulous and irredemably divisive.
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidency: What Peter Obi Did To Me In 2014 – Gov. El-rufai by Somatic(m): 9:21am On Nov 10, 2018
Deltatoto:
who listens to a sickler
.

Are you a human being? This is the most inhumane post I have read in a long while. That you don't support El Rufai's views does not give you the liberty go give a sweeping insult.
Car Talk / Re: Substandard Nigerian Spec Cars by Somatic(m): 12:44am On Nov 08, 2018
And na this motor Police dey use do Surugede for road. O ma she O.
Car Talk / Re: NADDC Showcases Made-in-nigeria Vehicles At Lagos International Trade Fair (pic) by Somatic(m): 4:42pm On Nov 07, 2018
This Rio is looking "one kain one kain" look. You no take back pics make we see if the wowo reach there.
Car Talk / Re: Help Me With A Car Choice!! by Somatic(m): 8:19pm On Nov 03, 2018
Kewtt:
A month after purchase and ownership.... will be perfect
Thanks
Beht come O, wetin the guy do you sef wey you wan do am so?
Car Talk / Re: Help Me With A Car Choice!! by Somatic(m): 7:16pm On Nov 03, 2018
The Landrover Freelander is your best bet. The car was designed by Karma herself. Make sure he gets the earliest model. The type that will break even before reaching his front door.

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Car Talk / Re: Please I Need Your Advise On Purchasing A 2014 Range Rover Evoque by Somatic(m): 6:23pm On Oct 30, 2018
othuksman:
Good day every one. I am looking to purchase the 2014 Range Rover Evoque. I would love the experts in the house to advise me on POSSIBLE PROBLEMS and MAINTENANCE. THANKS

If you're able to afford an evoque, you should be able to afford her maintenance. The owner's manual usually details the maintenance regimen, fluids and parts to use. Follow the owner's manual and maintain with either authorized dealerships or reputable specialist workshops.

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Car Talk / Re: Vehicle Collision, Corrola 2004 And Highlander 2001 by Somatic(m): 11:30am On Oct 27, 2018
Highlander trying to swerve hit Corolla at high speed. Left wing of Highlander against the Corolla's entire front end. Corolla wins. Similar crash occurred between a military Hilux and our utility Golf. Hilux front end was condenmed, we only panelbeated the affected Golf parts.
Car Talk / Re: Audi A8 Reliability, Pls Advice by Somatic(m): 11:23am On Oct 24, 2018
Na who chop belleful dey buy pussycat. The people who buy cars such as these definitely do not ask of ease of maintenance or cost of parts, major factors in the car reliability index. If these are your kinda questions, you're better staying off from that vehicle.

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Car Talk / Re: Between Kia Rio 2018 And Hyundai Accent 2018 by Somatic(m): 10:50am On Oct 24, 2018
Personally, I'd choose the Accent. It's better equipped than the Rio. Kia IMO started doing better from the Cerato upwards.
Politics / Re: Primaries: 272 Senators, Reps May Not Return In 2019 by Somatic(m): 10:10am On Oct 13, 2018
A good sign. Slowly the power of political party and incumbency is being whittled down. In the same vein, the lustre of holding political office is waning hence some not bothering to seek another term. A sign that we are getting there.

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Autos / Re: Distress Sale:: BENZ ML350 by Somatic(m): 9:48am On Oct 13, 2018
2006-2008 ML. OP, kindly correct.
Car Talk / Re: Please Advise On This 2009 Peugeot 207 SW 1.6 Sport by Somatic(m): 11:48am On Oct 12, 2018
You'd see ones in better condition in Europe.

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