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Car Talk / Re: Vehicle: 2009 Honda Accord EX-L. THE REBUILD by Somatic(m): 8:22am On Apr 14, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Personal opinion, don't bother. A colleague had em. The euphoria would be short lived as the xenon bulbs fade and plastic casing oxidates within months of ownership. 1 Like |
Family / Re: INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ONLY! WHO IS THE BABY'S MOTHER by Somatic(m): 11:39pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
2. Her gaze is upon the child. 1 Like |
Family / Re: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by Somatic(m): 11:33pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
Lexusgs430: See the above point, follow it OP. You mentioned you want to reconcile. Its your right and until your wife proves otherwise, no one should coax you into doing the opposite. 12 Likes |
Autos / Re: Regd LR3 For Sale... by Somatic(m): 2:43pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
saintjoel: Updating the bumpers and headlights of an LR3 will not make it an LR4. While you are free to put any price you like on your vehicle, you should be honest enough to give a true representation of what you are selling. No one will kill you if you mention its updated. |
Travel / Re: A Lady Came Out Alive From This Ghastly Accident While Traveling For Easter.PICS by Somatic(m): 2:07pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
EgunMogaji: True. Either the vehicle didn't come with one when it was "packaged" and sent down as "first grade, clean title Tokumbo" or vehicle owner with the active connivance of "Oga Rewaya" chose to downplay the airbag fault indicator in the vehicle's dash. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: A Lady Came Out Alive From This Ghastly Accident While Traveling For Easter.PICS by Somatic(m): 1:55pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
amani63: See why I advised you remove your head from your arse before typing? So Innoson now assembles 2001 Nissan Pathfinders/Infiniti QX4s? Wash the sh1t off your eyes and look at the picture. Car was hit on the side. Baring any airbag fault, primary airbag deployment in this crash rest with the side and curtain airbags if vehicle year and trim is so equipped and not the driver/passenger airbags. Every airbag has its impact sensor which determines its deployment. So, rather than cast aspersions on Innoson, you should be enquiring if a mid size SUV like the Pathfinder shouldn't come with side and curtain airbags and why they failed to deploy in this crash. But alas your head is still in your nyash. Enjoy yourself. |
Travel / Re: A Lady Came Out Alive From This Ghastly Accident While Traveling For Easter.PICS by Somatic(m): 11:47am On Apr 02, 2018 |
amani63: Had you first removed your lice infested head from your arse before typing this, you would have realised that that is a Nissan Pathfinder/Infiniti QX4 that crashed there. And a non deployment MAY imply that where the vehicle was hit, there exist no airbags for that model year. Next time, take your head out of your arse before you open your mouth (or keyboard) and confirm your foolishness. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: You’re Going On A Long Journey, Which Of These Suvs Will You Pick And Why? by Somatic(m): 2:13pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
RRS- Too cramped up
G-Wag- Too stiff, gas guzzler
LX470- Perfect. So the Lexus it is. |
Family / Re: Who Has A Brother Like Mine? by Somatic(m): 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2018 |
I understand you in the sense that I think I'm like your elder brother. Similar situations even. The logic is that if you want something, ask for yours. Don't go on sharing mine especially when I haven't given room to share. Personally, I'd rather give you the money to buy a new one than share or hand down to you my 3/4 empty bottle of perfume. So I dig. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Prof Osinbajo Reply Omokri With Proof Of #150bn Released For Sharing by Somatic(m): 3:32am On Mar 22, 2018 |
Oya let's agree that with this report, Osinbade is correct. But 300USD equals 54B using 180 as exchange rate. So where are the letters for the 96B to make it the 150B Oga Jona stole in 2 weeks? Or Ngozi did not know that one too? 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Baddest Baby Boy In The World! by Somatic(m): 12:37pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Jakumo: This motor different na. Shagari Benz! Anyone well taken of even here in Nigeria will fetch a good sum of money. Unfortunately, the ones I don see are better left to rust in their misery. |
Car Talk / Re: Baddest Baby Boy In The World! by Somatic(m): 9:19am On Mar 21, 2018 |
The wahala now is after all these mods someone will still price ya motor 400k saying Babyboy dey get K-leg. |
Car Talk / Re: N1.3billion Karlmann King: The Most Expensive SUV In The World by Somatic(m): 7:50pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
This one the car resemble razor blade, all the Tricycles and Danfos will give way for the driver in traffic. So after spending 1.4B and about 600m in clearing charges, one 2013 Honda City will just dust me on the Abuja-Kaduna expressway? O ma sé O! 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Man With Sledge Hammer Breaks Windows Of Hit-&-Run SUV As Driver Tries To Flee by Somatic(m): 8:19pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
All those askident motors will soon land in Naija to be repaired and sold as "first body, non accidented, low mileage" tokunbo vehicles. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Fine 2008 Mercedes Benz ML350... Slightly Negotiable @₦4m by Somatic(m): 7:33pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Ahn ahn Oga Motors, changing of Ill fitting headlamps does not translate to an upgrade na. Let owner revert to the headlamps designed for its year or do a proper upgrade. |
Autos / Re: My Car Is Being Baked Check Out The Progress by Somatic(m): 6:56pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
Headlamps and side lamp(s) are misaligned. Tell painter/ panel beater to align them properly for you. IMO, the polishing shoulda been done before the painting to avoid smudging the paintwork. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Lessons From Marrying From A Rich Family by Somatic(m): 1:18am On Feb 18, 2018 |
So because someone does not agree with the issues raised by OP he's now a prïck and likened to a lunatic eh @chocberry, @DripDrop? Never believe a one sided story, moreso where there are many sides to the same story. We may draw inferences from the narrative, however, if you choose to believe the scenario as OP put it, sorry to mention, you're believing in a well crafted fable suited to edify none other than OP himself. Moreover, after once reading a "he said/she said" story in this same family section, I've come to take - to the damage of my analytical kidneys- more than my fair share of a pinch of salt when reading many of Nairaland's e-tales. P/S One does not have to be married to air views on married issues same as one needn't know how to drive to see reckless driving or one having children to know how to raise them. My personal opinion biko (should NOT be misconstrued as fact)! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2012 Hyundai Accent For Sale!!!!!!! by Somatic(m): 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2018 |
The fuel inside, how much? Na him I wan buy. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: What Type Of Car Key Is This by Somatic(m): 3:22pm On Jan 28, 2018 |
You hold an uncut Mercedes Benz key close to an actual Mercedes and expect someone with half a brain not to get it?
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Autos / Re: Some Funny But True Quotes About Cars(Photos) by Somatic(m): 1:27am On Jan 01, 2018 |
Did you just get yourself a new car? |
Car Talk / Re: Don't Bother Getting A Total Card To Escape The Fuel Queues by Somatic(m): 9:03pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
Pele. Marketing gimmick I guess. Or they were overwhelmed by the pressure of the queues. Tho if that was the manner of approach used in dismissing you, it smacks of poor customer service. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Girl Holding Placard Begs Otedola, Tony Elumelu, Linda Ikeji To Help Her Father by Somatic(m): 9:49am On Dec 18, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: Did you just accidentally make sense? |
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Hiace 1999 Va Toyota Hiace 2005 Which Is Better by Somatic(m): 1:15pm On Dec 17, 2017 |
Just save yourself needless heartache and go for the 2005 Hiace. If the 1999 were so eternally reliable, Toyota wouldn't have bothered with the 2005. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: SOLD...Dubai Spec 2011 Honda Accord Crosstour by Somatic(m): 7:54pm On Dec 16, 2017 |
Readonee35L: While the Crosstour is made majorly for the US market, I'm sure there would be crosstours for other markets, albeit made with subtle differences and in much smaller numbers. Using this as example, first look at the headlamps. The US/Canadian spec usually have the indicator part of the headlamps tinted orange/amber that usually turns on with the headlights. It's however absent in this Crosstour, replaced by clear lenses. Also, look at the rear lower glass of the vehicle. It isn't laminated as compared with her US/Canadian sister, which also raises the question as whether the entire laminated glass is factory or aftermarket. Look at the dash. The speed clock is calibrated in KM and not miles as in the US/Canadian spec. The mirrors are international spec though as you mentioned, they can be changed to those. |
Autos / Re: Reg 014 E200 MB For Sale 11m Asking by Somatic(m): 9:36pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
chiefbidemi: You're not correct Sir. Look at the rear door detail and compare with the 09-13. Also, see the dashboard, middle console area + steering wheel. the 09-13 is different even though this is the base trim of this model. 3 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What's The Current Price For This Ride. by Somatic(m): 9:19pm On Dec 14, 2017 |
And its a "10-12 " upgraded" Range Rover. Not a " 13 |
Car Talk / Re: thread closed. by Somatic(m): 8:51pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
When I encounter people like Smartchoices and his 5,000 monikers online, then I wish I was a hacker. Would just use his IP address to put a deadly virus in his devices. That you are an asswipe in private does not mean you should make a public spectacle of yourself. Oga Gazzuzz, ayam even vexing for you sef for allowing this cretin get to you and what you're doing here like you never knew of his antecedents before. I beg cool my temper with the following if you have em. Wiper washer hoses and jets (any car's will do, the longer the better though) O² sensors for a Peugeot (upper and lower) 406/7 Heater vents for 2008-10 C300/ML350/500 Front right shaft for 2010 MB C300 4matic Transmission for 1997 C180( asking for a friend) Cooling fan for a Peugeot 407. Any other I remember, will let you know. And please pay no attention to the idiot and his legion of demon monikers. 6 Likes |
Autos / Re: Christmas Freebies By Fogman (ENDED) by Somatic(m): 9:34pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
Sir, wouldn't mind the night driving glasses and the scanner please!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Escoba Smith Buys Toyota Landcruiser 2017/2018 After Buying Pastor A Car by Somatic(m): 6:12pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
This is an upgraded 2009-2014 Toyota Land cruiser na. 2018 no be by vertical screen ke. |
Family / Re: My Wife Saved A Male Number With A Female Name by Somatic(m): 10:15pm On Dec 05, 2017 |
EMPEROR48: Bia Enyi, you started story in the open then go and resolve it in the secret? Coman tell us how you resolved it ma fren! Or is it how you people use to do in your village? |
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