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Politics / Re: Buhari Crushes Atiku In Yobe: 497,914 Votes To 50,763 by Somatic(m): 3:16pm On Feb 25, 2019
If not for the military casualties there, then the people if Yobe deserve the BH they are getting. They should add the herdsmen for colour.
Politics / Re: This is Zamfara. People Are Just Thumb-Printing Papers - Farooq Kperogi (videos by Somatic(m): 3:14pm On Feb 25, 2019
Then they deserve their kidnappers and bandits.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry XLE Leather 2011 Tokunbo 3.45M 08096577304 by Somatic(m): 5:36am On Feb 23, 2019
VIN please, any info we need to know?
Autos / Re: Camry Pencil Light Needed Urgently..... by Somatic(m): 5:23am On Feb 22, 2019
Call 08034486954 for one in Abuja.
Autos / Re: Thank You Gazzzuz by Somatic(m): 5:18am On Feb 22, 2019
You didn't tell Gazzuzz that you were putting the tyres inside Pijo. You for hear "e nor dey, na only Toyota/Lexus, Hyundai/Kia own I get".

Great guy. Very great guy. May you be rewarded on this Earth.
Politics / Re: Elections: Israeli Firm Debunks Alleged Contract To Jam Networks by Somatic(m): 5:27pm On Feb 16, 2019
vecman22:
Ftc....

God change ipob wailing to laughter
God bless PDP.....

God bless and prosper anybody wai go vote pdp....
FIXED!

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trends On Twitter As Atiku From Cameroon Story Gone Viral by Somatic(m): 7:03pm On Feb 03, 2019
This is what happens when an efulefu of society is given undue prominence by the government of the day.

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Politics / Re: The Candidates: Why Peter Obi's Analogy Using VAR Is Wrong. by Somatic(m): 11:36am On Jan 31, 2019
Kagawa10:
Don't mind the dunce. That Obi was just a joker. No initiative fron him. All he did was to make dumb metaphor and derail everywhere. He lacks decorum and he's dunce. Such a shame.


No way would we allow two unorganised dullards get into a position 1 and 2 in this country. We already had that with Jonathan and Sambo.

Pdp, neva again. Yeye dey smell.

I reckon Obi is more intelligent than the collective IQ of your LG. Tradermoni Zombie

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Autos / Re: Money needed urgently 1year used 2007 Toyota Sequoia 1.8m need to go asap by Somatic(m): 6:59am On Jan 31, 2019
Jico87:

The fact it has Nans plate number doesn't mean it was bought by or with Nans Money owner was formerly an Sug president so he has an authorized and Official number plate allocated to him

You don talk am yourself ai. To be a SUG president, you have to be a student of a public institution. Considering the majority of people that enroll in our public schools these days, pray tell, how can a student afford a Sequoia of 5m Toks price from his private pocket?

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Autos / Re: Money needed urgently 1year used 2007 Toyota Sequoia 1.8m need to go asap by Somatic(m): 11:50pm On Jan 30, 2019
Na NANS motor you wan carry sell abi?
Politics / Re: See The Moment Atiku Admitted The PDP Looted Funds Under Obasanjo by Somatic(m): 11:33pm On Jan 30, 2019
See argument on top AA-PO's outing in the candidates. All ye Sai Babians disseminating the answers given by the duo, let's remember that y'all turned Kadaria to an interpreter in your own session. We couldn't disseminate cause Your president was not understanding, the lawyer interpreter as well. Now that even Ms Kadaria was engaged herself, y'all won't let us rest



For the positively undecided and the neutral with a PVC, we have seen the Candidates interview series of contestants. We have listened to the good, the average and the unimaginably popresterous. We have seen experience meeting competence. Indeed, Ms Ahmed unwittingly admitted that herself tonight. So, who do we then cast our votes come Feb.19? I go with Atiku/Obi. I pray you do too.

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Politics / Re: Atiku/Obi On The Candidate: Moderator Accused Of Bias As Nigerians React by Somatic(m): 11:17pm On Jan 30, 2019
See argument on top AA-PO's outing in the candidates. All ye Sai Babians disseminating the answers given by the duo, let's remember that y'all turned Kadaria to an interpreter in your own session. We couldn't disseminate cause Your president was not understanding, the lawyer interpreter as well.


For the positively undecided and the neutral with a PVC, we have seen the Candidates interview series of contestants. We have listened to the good, the average and the unimaginably popresterous. We have seen experience meeting competence tonight
Indeed, Ms Ahmed unwittingly admitted that herself. So, who do we then cast our votes come Feb.19? I go with Atiku/Obi. I pray you do too.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar And Peter Obi On "The Candidates" Live At 8pm Tonight. by Somatic(m): 11:12pm On Jan 30, 2019
See argument on top AA-PO's outing in the candidates. All ye Sai Babians disseminating the answers given by the duo, let's remember that y'all turned Kadaria to an interpreter in your own session. We couldn't disseminate cause Your president was not understanding, the lawyer interpreter as well.

For the positively undecided and the neutral with a PVC, we have seen the Candidates interview series of contestants. We have listened to the good, the average and the unimaginably popresterous. We have seen experience meeting competence. Indeed, Ms Ahmed unwittingly admitted that herself. So, who do we then cast our votes come Feb.19? I go with Atiku/Obi. I pray you do too.

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Politics / Re: The Illegality Of The Suspension Of The CJN:20 Points To Note By Inibehe Effiong by Somatic(m): 8:54am On Jan 26, 2019
post=75123293:
Those who have left the substance of the matter, which is non-declaration of assets, to embark on a wild goose chase must know that they are part of the problems of this country.
Those cheering the CJN have been busy trying to depict the issue as executive interference in another arm of government.
They are failing to realise an important fact that those who have the privilege of holding exalted offices in trust for the rest of Nigerians should lead by example.

It was speculative for some commentators to think that the CJN was being targeted so that he could be removed and replaced with someone who will work in the interest of the government in the February elections.
The most important question should be whether the CJN broke the law or not in failing to declare his assets.

One major and incontrovertible fact which has emerged from the controversy over the CJN’s alleged failure to declare his assets is his own reported admission that he made a mistake by forgetting to declare a number of his assets.
The number one judicial officer is also reported to have expressed ignorance about the time space within which he should have made the declaration.”

He said the self-indictment was enough for all Nigerians to speak in one voice and denounce the clear infraction on the laws of the land by the head of the nation’s judiciary.

We are not talking of a magistrate or a high court judge but a judge of the Supreme Court, who happens to be the number one judicial officer of the land; we must forget sentiments and look at facts.”

The posturing of some South-South governors in defence of the CJN should be treated as treason since they swore to protect and preserve the constitution.

There was a country!

Keep on booking space to propagate absurdities. By the time ya Bubu must have finished with you, you won't see those your lice infested meat to grill. You will grill sand.

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Hurriedly Sacked Onnoghen, CJN - Punch by Somatic(m): 8:24am On Jan 26, 2019
post=75119648:
No need to say more about this Corrupt soul of a judge anymore.
Let us leave the rest for the youths looking for 100 naira data to come online to support a man who 'forgot he has over 700 Million Naira and 55 mansions somewhere'!!
They can keep screaming.
We are on our way to a New Nigeria, if you don't feel like going, you can stay behind.
God bless all the sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians.
God bless our President MUHAMMADU BUHARI.
God bless Nigeria.

Your lies make the devil sneeze. Where did 55 houses originate from? Besides, he neither forged his qualification to ascend to office, neither is he a personal appointee of the President that he can be dismissed at a whim. Wisdom is profitable to direct. You don't deserve to be stupid every day.

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Autos / Re: Car Accident Happened Just Now At UCH Ibadan (photo) by Somatic(m): 12:06am On Jan 20, 2019
Cosplay:


It's easy to mix the models up, but that is actually a 2006 Lexus GS 430 VIN JTHBN96S565009861. Exported to Nigeria 2018.

Significantly more power than its younger GS cousins, the 350 and the 300


Hmm. You are something else wallahi. Even cars on their own jeje, you can decide their info. How you take get am now?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Atiku On Twitter For Not Debating Because Of Absence Of Buhari by Somatic(m): 11:19pm On Jan 19, 2019
To all Atikulants, the positively undecided and even the ambivalent.

Please do not begrudge our incoming president on this present gaffe. Clearly it shows that we as humans are fallible. And as humans, we're sometimes vunerable to bad decision and ill advisement. So, let's not allow this mistake keep us from relenting in salvaging the country from those who intend to domesticate corruption and the country's potential to a select few.

Let's keep trudging on. Let this setback never dampen our resolve to create a new and better Nigerian under the Atiku/Obi leadership.

Let's keep on with the campaigns, keep on with the sensitization, get our PVCs, encourage like minds to do same and most importantly, remain Atikulate.

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Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2010 For Sale by Somatic(m): 7:47am On Jan 19, 2019
obi58:


Please educate us the neutral audience

How do we tell the difference between 2008 and 2010 Camry?

Many thanks in advance

Interior wise, the storage compartment at the centre console behind the transmission has no latch for the 07-09 trims except for the XLE. For 10, it was made standard across all trim levels. Picture shown in OPs vehicle.

Engine for "10 different from "07-09 models regardless of trim level and engine displacement.

FOR XLE models, dash cluster, LCD screen, steering controls and alloy rims different from the 07-09 and 10-11.
Autos / Re: Lagos Pastor Uses His Lexus LX470 SUV To Carry Sand (PHOTOS) by Somatic(m): 6:45am On Jan 18, 2019
Foolishness. Are there no Isuzu or Hilux pickup vehicles he could buy for such use? He just condemned that Lexus as it would not be economical for such a project.

They even didn't have the decency to remove the door cards and other panelling and they think they're wise. SMH
Car Talk / Re: 2020 BMW 7-series Debuts With Massive Kidney Grille And A Tech Filled Interior by Somatic(m): 6:36am On Jan 18, 2019
Grill too big for overall front end IMO.

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Celebrities / Re: Xandy Kamel: Come And Marry Me Before Boys Turns The ‘Place’ To Sewer Vent by Somatic(m): 9:43pm On Jan 16, 2019
Mba. Be opening it like scissors and sharing it like Tradermoni. Nonsense and Ebonyi State.
Autos / Re: New 2017 Volkswagen Beetle Turbo For Sale by Somatic(m): 8:54pm On Jan 14, 2019
phrancys001:
Mhmm! Ijaapa for 20M? OK ooo!
Na new model ijapa be this. E carry airbag and reverse camera.
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Sexy Bikini Body (Photo) by Somatic(m): 5:49pm On Jan 14, 2019
PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
mtchew.
So has gotten himself a female partner in stupidity. O ma sé O.

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Car Talk / Re: Review by Somatic(m): 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2019
Thank you for being a good person, professionally and personally. I hope to be able to repay your many favors.
Car Talk / Re: Moment A Confused Lady Tries To Fill Her Tesla With Petrol At A Filling Station by Somatic(m): 1:30pm On Dec 29, 2018
uvie66:
Women and stupidity, every car in the world comes with a fuel gauge on the dashboard, it tells the driver when the car is low on fuel. So in am electric car there will be no fuel gauge.

Your Tesla would let you know that you're running low on battery power. The lady must have mistaken the warning alert for a low fuel warning hence her action. Did you consider that before insulting your mother?

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Car Talk / Re: Bought New Engine But Had Some Noise After One Week by Somatic(m): 11:40pm On Dec 28, 2018
mygame:
Deal friends. I sincerely need your advice. Just gotten a new car engine, ford galaxy at ojuelegba, Lagos. Unfortunately after one week of installation, I started hearing some sounds in the engine and later would not start anymore. Called a mechanic that checked on it and complained that the timing chain and adjuster is faulty. This is a new car engine that I just bought being ford galaxy 2.3, 4 plugs. 1997 model. Now, the dealer has promised sending his own mechanics to look into it. What is your say? I need your help ooo @sienna, gazulla, etc

Gazulla? grin grin grin
Romance / Re: This Is The Car A Man That Just Gave Me A Ring Is Driving, Very Annoying Man by Somatic(m): 8:07pm On Dec 28, 2018
Readonee35L:
The car na muscle Xle . Maybe the guy dn broke. Things are not how they used to be and he can't maintain the ride again .
I no blame him. His country Failed him
Na LE.
Health / Re: 9 Most Searched Health Questions On Google In 2018 by Somatic(m): 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
That is Oyibo Google. Nigerian google be like
1.How to cure quick ejaculation
2. Cure for erectile dysfunction
3. How to increase penis size.
4. Cure for watery sperm.
5. Cure for Gonorhoea
6. Cure for dysentery/diarrhea
7. Malaria/Typhoid causes and prevention
8. HIV
9. Herbal cure for diabetes.

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Car Talk / Re: End Of Year Give Away by Somatic(m): 12:00pm On Dec 26, 2018
LeJeun3:


Nobody needs anythings?? Cool



People who dey drive ya kain motors na those wey either don chop bellefull or look like am. So, even if them dey online, shame no go gree them ask you for parts in public. Except you allow them PC you.

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