EMPEROR48:
[color=#000099][/color]My fellow nairalanders, or my good brothers and sisters I thank you all for your comment and good advice well to those who are yet to marry I will advice you stop making comments on marital issues because some of you are yet to format your brains on family life. Those who were spilling rubish by the time u ever get married you will know what life is all about. Those who said I shouldn't lay a finger on my wife may you always have great joy in all ur endeavours, those who thought my wife was cheating on me, well I didn't marry such a woman because were she came from, once you cheat its either she dies or I the man will fall sick if I ever eat her food. So creating was never an option, I was so much angry because at least she shouldn't have encode what I know about already, my anger is why would she ever do such a thing, what is she trying to portray?
Now to the main thing that happened on Sunday of 3rd December. I woke up in the morning around 5am I didn't even know how I managed to sleep but I saw myself in the morning on Sunday so I dash to the bathroom did the usual routine and ate a little akpo also known as 6to6, got dressed and off I go .... straight to the hospital to see my wife sick sister who was admitted the previous day and also my wife who was at her bed side although. When I got to the ward they place her, my wife greeted me and I answer her with a frowned face. Then she was like what s going on we were happy the previous day so whats this change of expression? So we were there till about 2pm when suddenly her sister demanded for lucozade boost then both of us went out to get it then I said this is my chance to confront her, suddenly she glanced at my finger and discovered I was not putting on my wedding ring, then she gave me the best opportunity to send my missile by askin me were is ur ring?

Hiaeeh! Coman continue the story na.

UbanmeUdie:




Na wa o!


Has earpiece suddenly replaced stethoscopes?

He was pretty lucky the quack doctor was able to resuscitate him and patch up his wounds excellently.


He got what he deserved!


I only feel for his wife who will most certainly miss his preek tonight.

E nor sweet. Try part 2

Seems you were a parts dealer. While scouting for the driving school (I recommend learning how to drive Trucks), I advise you restart within your line of trade. You can align with a major dealer and help resell parts for a small profit. Also, you can familiarize yourself with Mercedes Benz dealerships and workshops so that the technicians will see you as their go to guy for supplies of parts. You save them the trip to ladipo, get good parts with your vast experience and get a small fee for your troubles. It may not be easy as I have written but trust me, with determination and integrity (let the authenticity of your supplies never be contested) by God's help, you'd not only get back on your feet, but surpass your previous status. I wish you all the best.

jieta:
hahahahahahahaha no mind the idiot, as if na nairaland dupe am

You're a demented slowpoke for putting up such a tasteless comment. See this waste of sperm tampon probably living off his parents at 40 or using a stolen phone smarter than himself coming to insult someone at probably his lowest point. Asswipe!







@OP, Sorry for the misfortune. Do well to ignore idiotic comments like the above. Going forward, can you drive? Cause with your qualifications, you may at best be able to land a driving job. Getting to ride an Uber either on Hire Purchase or on a salary is an option. Alternatively, if you can handle trucks, try scouting around the ports for a trucking job. Wish I could help from my end. I wish you all the best.

The task of starting it alone will finish the fuel. Driving it will require a fuel truck in tow.

SonOfAfonja:
Nigerian crowd....awaiting the IphoneX

More like awaiting the first London used

FTC Yaaaaay!


Not trying to condone any form of sexual assault but these Americans are taking this thing too far. Seems its becoming a fad to ruin someone's career on the alter of sexual malpractice just as s/he's about to get to its pinnacle.

On behalf of Jon Snow, I apologize for any babe he accidentally touched drunk or undrunk. Please if you have any claims to lay, please contact him in private before causing global HBP. Thanks.

Cc: Lalasticlala

See as the car look like mathset wey person step on.

Is it the Mr Eazi that looks like Halloween itself or another one? The mask is covering the real horror na.

Oya post mileage and VIN

Arranging Canopy. Sun cannor coman kee me on this thread.

YesNo:
A business man lost his business yesterday and now he has to start all over. .... should he commit suicide ?

A hardworking man lost his hands in an accident yesterday and now he cant work agan.... should he commit suicide ?

A very beautiful girl is now using clutches and men might not want to marry her again.... should she commit suicide ?

A very fun loving and flexing man just lost his sight yesterday and cant see the beautiful things in life anymore.... should he commit suicide ?

You even went to school. What about those that didnt goto school? .... should they all commit suicide ?

You dont have 30k for ur clearance. what about the man that need money to pay rent or their entire family would be thrown out ? .... should he commit suicide ?

You dont have 30k for ur clearance. Should you commit suicide ? Do it or not, I don't care. Your problem is not the biggest or smallest in the world and there are people going through worse sh!t than you. there are many brilliant and rich people who were living a wonderful life before boko haram destroyed their lives and now they have become beggars living in IDP camps and you are here crying about suicide as if the world is all about you. News flash. This world is not all about you. If you know you have no other reason to live apart from your NYSC, then please turn off your lights.

Savage. Oya OP, what's your final answer?

And to all others like him, if you intend to use @OPs means to guilt trip people into 'helping' you, I'd be happy to sell you some rope.

For that side their wedding dey cheap na. No marriage list, no bride price. Who try am here go hearam for pocket.

Any mid sized Mercedes/BMW/VW sedan/SUV models from 2008 should serve you well. It all depends on your budget and your needs in a vehicle.

Pebcak:

;DNa to dey spray bread from K1's groove

I just like this mother/parents blessing crowns it all

#let me come and be going
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5888790_walkingspider_gif73da9af91658fdefd0d3aedad8ec8035

Where you get that image from? see me dey wonder how fly take enter my device now

nwaanambra1:


Amazing!


you mean this story is true!

you have the effrontery to talk this trash on top another man's 9 million for 2 years?

WE ARE TALKING NINE MILLION NAIRA (N9,000,000.00) HERE AND U ARE BOLD TO COME ONLINE AND MADE THIS COMMENT.

i like minding my business - but you just made this issue OUR business.

there are many ways to castrate a scamming cheating dog - you think abroad is out of reach right?


YOU WILL BE A PRACTICAL LESSON TO MANY VULTURES LIKE YOU WHO ARE BUSY SCAMMING PEOPLE WITH THE BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE ABROAD AND UNREACHABLE.

I will say no more.








cc: GAZZUZZ. TSAT. timifakay. i will appreciate a whatsapp number.

When una don create una "Operation Catch Abroad Scammers" WhatsApp group, make una no forget to add pozin inside.

Meanwhile, we're still waiting.

cristianisraeli:



he supposed to be arrested for even trying to drive when he knows he was stupidly drunk

in sane countries you would call a cab or call someone to drive you home

we should be greatful he didnt kill anyone on the road

He didn't drive. He forgot his car means he either walked home or got a ride home.

Copy and Paste +pictograms + size 16 Bookman old style font + double spacing = the above project.

A beg that space behind the boot, is it for putting extra load in case the boot yaff full?

Plus or minus the engine?

greenhulk:
Really? Cloth interior in a full sized luxury car? Wtf?

Not just any cloth, its 100% pure wool. The car comes with a spa as standard.

If less than 2K can fix the "only" fault, why not fix it and add it to the selling price? I smell stockfish.

That's a Teana with too much chrome. It takes more than glittery threading to convert a Nissan to a Benz.

princetom1:
Accord 2018 minus the badge

If only the accord would appear like this instead of that grosteque mix of chrome and paint Honda plans for its lineup.

This one you are attaching the Sequoia to the Micra, na free gift iffa buy the car?

Consult with Ladipo if replacement parts for the car dey. Seek out a good Mech for this kind motor. (unfortunately Gazzuzz no dey touch Nissan and her derivatives)

EgunMogaji:
Isn't that a 3some date?

Its turn by turn. Nigga is the MVP.

Ahh ahn Madam Naff! You cannot allow person get FTC in peace?

.

After all the money, its the same WAEC they and all those who attended Akwakuma Comprehensive will write n'est pas?


Besides you didn't pot the VIN of each of the items depicted.