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PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:18pm On Jan 13, 2021
Alright. how much does it cost to get such approval to build sir and like how long does it take?
davodyguy:
I'm looking for a better way to simplify this for you to understand.

The 'buy and build' should not be taken literally.

Before you buy, investigate whatever the estate claims to have and before you can build anything in Lagos, you need approval from LASPPPA.

No estate can grant you approval to build with a recourse to LASPPPA
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:15pm On Jan 13, 2021
Okay but with the level of frauds going on. going to their office to me is an added advantage.
EgunMogaji2:
You shouldn’t have to go to their office. They should have full disco on their ad.

That’s the general complaint.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:11pm On Jan 13, 2021
This post is actually to open a new level of discussion. Not like I don't already know some of these things..
kopell:
Hahaha this is not funny ooo, brother you need to attend this class regularly to learn many things ooo.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:09pm On Jan 13, 2021
They have a file number for the approved excision which is available on request (Those I dealt with).

I also bought one with excision in process but I know its a 50/50 thing though.. (Cant build on this)
n3xt:
I think it’s fair to try to understand the message is trying to pass across.

Land excision and building approval aren’t the same but you definitely won’t get an approval to build on an “Excision in Process” land even though omo-onile can trick unsuspecting buyer to buy such land.

The biggest scam today that real estate marketers, promoters, agents and companies use to hoodwink buyers is “Excision in Process” and that they already have file number blah blah.

I think every information is important.

@somehow how did you come about “Approved Excision”
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:06pm On Jan 13, 2021
Okay, so those estate with approved excision stating "buy and build" in their adverts are lying?
davodyguy:
There's nothing like 'approved excision' signifying authorization to build.

There's just one agency in Lagos State empowered by the Urban and Regional Planning Law 2010 of Lagos State signed by Fashola to grant approval. That agency is called Lagos State Physical Planning Permit Authority (LASPPPA) and this agency is under the Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development (MPP&UD)

Land Excision is different from Building approval or Development Permit
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 9:04pm On Jan 13, 2021
Breathing now stabilized grin
n3xt:
Yes... if truly approved but excision is not a joke and very expensive project.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:54pm On Jan 13, 2021
davodyguy:
Let me answer in parts.

1. So far the land is within the geographical location of Lagos State, MPP&UD will visit your site to demand for building approval. Even in GRA Ogudu, MAGODO, Lekki Phase 1, VGC etc.


2. There are some estates that no ọmọ onílè dare enter. Eg Lekki Phase 1, VGC, Ogudu GRA, Northern Foreshore, Carlton Gate, Parkview, Banana Island.

But all those CDAs that call themselves estates, Omo onile will enter to collect Foundation Money, roofing, decking etc at anytime
Is it by the name of the estate or the company behind the name?

Lets say Gracias group
Revolutionplus
Adron homes
Silver pacific
or landmark. omo Nile will enter the estates owned by these guys to disturb them too?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:51pm On Jan 13, 2021
n3xt:
cheesy grin

Estates get level!!! I’ve worked in an estate that it took us almost 1 year, 3 architects (first class architects) to obtain authority to build.

None of the Lagos State Building Agencies visit that estate.
Oga o

Approved Excision means you can build shey?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:32pm On Jan 13, 2021
Sure, if you do not know or visit their office, no need paying o IMHO

And you cant be a serious RE and not have a permanent site as office.

EgunMogaji2:
I’ll never buy from them do I don’t know what their firm looks like but the internet is littered with complaints about stuff like that.

So for me where there’s smoke then there’s fire.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:31pm On Jan 13, 2021
I hope I am safe sha? grin grin grin

Anyways I actually did DD before paying for the ones I got so far.
n3xt:
They don’t visit ALL estate. Estates too get level grin
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 4:29pm On Jan 13, 2021
EgunMogaji2:
Potential land buyers, please pay attention to this because it’s true.
But it's always seen on their form na.

They don't hide this except the buyer did not pay attention to the form he or she filled or was not available in person to fill the form before he or she paid.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 4:07pm On Jan 13, 2021
davodyguy:
Ideally it pays to build to taste, but the terrain in Nigeria is discouraging. Start building and see different LASG agencies that you never know exist visit your site for documentations, couple with Omo Onile, area boys etc

When you build, you can be rest assured of comfort, compared with what a profit minded developer would do, just to make his return.
Does building in an Estate stop government agencies from coming for such practices?

Does it also stop omo Nile?
RomanceRe: Stingy Men Association Of Nigeria Funniest Pictures So Far by somehow: 1:45pm On Jan 12, 2021
Laughnow419:
Even the bible has said it grin
Where is this in the Bible o chairman?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Muhammad Mustapha Abdallah, NDLEA Chairman by somehow: 6:14pm On Jan 10, 2021
cpu2006:
No need since he refuse to listen to Nigerians.
2023 is not far again, will show them exit door
You are not the one showing him any exit door by 2023, that's when his tenor will expire officially.
CrimeRe: Did Amotekun Kill 7 Kidnappers Or Innocent Fulani Herders In Oyo? by somehow: 1:55pm On Jan 10, 2021
Malawian:
Yes, if they bought the land, developed it and are not constituting a nuisance or threat to life of their hosts. You just appear somewhere for person farm land, build your miserable huts, pack all your miserable tribesmen populate the place, dey kill and rape people wey let you stay for their land, now you dey claim the land belongs to your tribe. When you pay for the land in question?
Can you prove it that they appeared on the land they stay now without having any ties to it?
CrimeRe: Did Amotekun Kill 7 Kidnappers Or Innocent Fulani Herders In Oyo? by somehow: 1:18pm On Jan 10, 2021
Malawian:
There is something I saw in the write up.

...... Stormed a village "belonging to" bororo..... To the Fulani village...

All these in Oyo state, the cradle of Yoruba civilization!

I no blame them..
But you can entertain a Chinese village in Nigeria?
CrimeRe: Did Amotekun Kill 7 Kidnappers Or Innocent Fulani Herders In Oyo? by somehow: 1:18pm On Jan 10, 2021
vincent10:
Sensational report.

How can Bororo people have a village in Oyo state. Are they indigenous people?
How can the Chinese have China town all over the world including Nigeria, are they citizens of these countries?
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari, Osinbajo Don’t Need To Televise COVID-19 Vaccination – Shehu Sani by somehow: 4:58pm On Jan 08, 2021
I dont need the vaccine
FamilyRe: Father-Of-Five Absconds After His Wife Gave Birth To Quadruplets In Benin by somehow: 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2021
Jesslove:
Sometimes I don't feel sympathy for people sha . You've 5kids already , and you still dy Bleep to give birth . If you try to lecture this one on family planning, he will be like " God said increase and multiply ".

Education is really important. Education should be a top priority for every nation and countries of the world .
What makes you think he's not educated or that the woman is not?

I know educated people with plenty children
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Exposed The Hypocrisy Of The West by somehow: 2:46pm On Jan 08, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
men not with this kind of government that does'nt even listen to it's people.

our senators and reps are big examples.
But it listened when it was just peaceful protest
begged people to return home to give them time to act until criminal elements turned things upside down
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Exposed The Hypocrisy Of The West by somehow: 2:43pm On Jan 08, 2021
OfficialAwol:
Appealing argument.

But facts of the case are different.

Protesters in Nigeria and Hong Kong were protesting for their fundamental human rights.

They right to choose their own leaders democratically.

The right to end police brutality and be allowed to live.

But the protesters in America were merely sore losers protesting the outcome of an election which the majority has won.

Where Una dey keep Una brain?

Is the difference not obvious?
what about the black life matters protest that their president gave a shoot at sight order for?
Foreign AffairsRe: FBI Seeks The Public's Help To Identify Instigators Of Violence In Washington DC by somehow: 8:37pm On Jan 07, 2021
lol, so they need help in finding Trump the instigator in chief?
CelebritiesRe: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Gifts Friend Who Helped Him When He Was Homless A Car by somehow: 8:35pm On Jan 07, 2021
Bruno3000:
You will help some ediots today, you're they will turn ur worst enemies. I fear human beings esp in this our naija
But someone helped you too or you're self made?
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by somehow: 7:23am On Jan 07, 2021
America is a third world country.

Savage people
Difference is color and location
Foreign AffairsRe: Video Of Trump Appealing To His Supporters To Calm Down And Go Home by somehow: 7:08am On Jan 07, 2021
4 casualties
PoliticsRe: Between ENDSARS Looter And American Capitol Invasion Looter (Pictures) by somehow: 7:08am On Jan 07, 2021
4 actually dead
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Shot Dead Inside US National Assembly (Video) by somehow: 7:07am On Jan 07, 2021
4 actually dead
PoliticsRe: I Saw This On Twitter And Its Fucking True! by somehow: 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2021
budaatum:
Current technology. They specifically intelligently devised strategy to steal it too.


Yes, past technology.
Everybody stole from others ideas including the so called "whites".

There is nothing these yellow skins didn't steal, even identity. I don't see them as white cos no one is white.
Nothing is new
PoliticsRe: I Saw This On Twitter And Its Fucking True! by somehow: 6:34pm On Jan 06, 2021
budaatum:
I see you have stopped. See how you refused to write what you wrote in white people language. I bet you used made in Nigeria phone too and published it on the Nigeria Internet.

I so love China. It's like they are curious Mary and we are wailing like Martha. China stole white brains and are now the manufacturers of the entire world and everyone is at their mercy while you are calling whites your enemy as if whites get your time, when the truth is, we are our own enemies!
china stole what?
seems you dont know the history of china.

The so called oyinbo stole most of the innovations you are seeing today from others.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Avoid Doing These 6 Things As A Man If You Want To Live Long And Remain Fertile by somehow: 12:56pm On Jan 06, 2021
PhenomenalAustin:
Yhu smoke, you no smoke oh... We ALL still go die

I'm not saying smoking is good but

What's the difference between dying with a healthy lung and dying with a cirrhotic lung?
What is the difference between walking into a moving truck and dying on your bed at old age?

Shebi all die na die?
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman's 38 Prophecies For 2021 by somehow: 10:37pm On Jan 03, 2021
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