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PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 12:02pm On Feb 26, 2019
yemi1504:
Who else? Atiku.
Wonders shall never end!
Atiku a good man?

You know him more than his 8 years boss?

I give up on some of una
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 12:00pm On Feb 26, 2019
stephleena:
hahahahahahaha..this is damn too funny..
Most of us came out to vote,because of herdsmen issues,and egwu eke. nothing else..Buhari's economy can't smite us. Rather unfortunate,the war ravaged areas, told us to our faces " it's our blood,they shedding not yours , we want it like that"..


I pray,the victims of herdsmen attacks from Benue, Kaduna-south and the rest actually find total rest in the bosom of God..because their brothers from the north,are not ready to give their souls justice.

More will definitely join them,herdsmen are coming more stronger,equipped and all u can think of..Their grand-patron is solidly behind them..Cattle colonies,is a MUST.. hahahahaha but Never in the east...

we go dey fence dey observe!
Babe, seriously, you need a good bang!

This energy is too high, someone needs to plug something into you to cool off.

Call oga ASAP or drive to his office to get it done!

Haba 24hrs anger!
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:58am On Feb 26, 2019
WarriAproko:
OMO AGEGE is getting it. The only 2 times senator from the south presently
Nooooo

Too uncultured for my liking!
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:33am On Feb 26, 2019
BaaleOko:
I dey tell you... Whatever sympathy I had for those Borno and their Boko haram raved neighbors is completely sapped and gone. Whenever another of such news hits any frontpage, I would just scroll past it like it's just another useless ad, apparently some people just love suffering, so who I'm I judge?
You people are so insensitive and full of yourself.

So you mean these people should leave the govt that returned 17 local govt formerly in the hands of boko Haram, gave them funds and assistance to return to their livelihoods (most) for a party that put them in the situation in the first place?

I bow for una o
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:32am On Feb 26, 2019
yemi1504:
The country became permanently buried 6 feet under the ground the day chest beaters decided to flush a good man's ambition down the toilet forever through no fault of his own, he was just deceived by the unst.able and unre.liable people SMH sad
Sorry but who is this good man you keep talking about?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:22am On Feb 26, 2019
Missy89:
At least one can read.
Brain teaser: Which of the 2 is the most educated?

State the highest qualification of both of them.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Uduaghan Surrenders To Manager In Delta South - Daily Sun by somehow: 9:25am On Feb 26, 2019
This election is the most interesting election ever!

Big names failing
New names rising

Old names being retired
Surprises everywhere.


I love this election!
CelebritiesRe: Saidi Balogun Celebrates President Buhari Win Already, Fans Curse Him by somehow: 9:20am On Feb 26, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
Another four years of buhari is something I never imagined
Change is not sweet, not smooth, so I understand some of una

Era of free money is changing to era of worked-for money.
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Talk Until INEC Declares Result –buhari by somehow: 9:04am On Feb 26, 2019
Ekpeitut:
So It's God's plan to remain the poverty capital of the world?
Or to remain the worst place on earth to have a baby? Or where citizens are murdered with reckless abandon by herdsmen for their land with your saviour Buhari forming " I'm not aware".

I won't lie I'm utterly disappointed. angry
How come you were the 2nd poorest in the world when oil sold at $140/barrel? But you're now blaming a govt that is managing your country when oil sold for $26/barrel?
PoliticsRe: The 3 Words That Sunk Atiku's Presidency by somehow: 8:56am On Feb 26, 2019
Gandollaar:
This PDP that plunged you into turmoil had migrated to APC to even deal more wickedly with you but you are just too young to understand it.
Kindly name these people that were the federal government then now in APC controlling our affairs.
PoliticsRe: . by somehow: 8:50am On Feb 26, 2019
id911:
I don't reply senseless mention...just enjoy this one to feel important
Don't worry, you go soon know how far
PoliticsRe: . by somehow: 8:50am On Feb 26, 2019
Isaacmacdon:
By who? Shut the 4k up pls.
Small pikin
PoliticsRe: The 3 Words That Sunk Atiku's Presidency by somehow: 2:22am On Feb 26, 2019
Actually 4 words!
PoliticsRe: This Prophecy Is About To Happen. Nigeria Take Heed. by somehow: 2:18am On Feb 26, 2019
A country filled with criminals
See them acting like animals

The fear of living upright is making all of them promise fire and brimstones

From the churches to the least of the vain seekers.

The fake preachers, exploiters, Mammon worshippers, vain church goers, vain mosque goers, religious by name but never by act or service!

Children or serdition. God must reform this country and all you money worshippers must bow to the will of God!
PoliticsRe: . by somehow: 2:07am On Feb 26, 2019
You'll be picked up soon
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 12:17am On Feb 26, 2019
patoski39:
hello,, abeg u fit explain more on that borrowers scheme
You have to be a rice farmer to benefit.
Loan is from #500k upwards.
Fertilizer and machineries available
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 12:00am On Feb 26, 2019
Buharifanatic:
is the receipt of the bike inside your panties bag?


Please I need answers
Why mention pants? Are you a Yahoo boy from Delta State?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
I want that same particular job that fetched Yusuf over 40m to buy bikes..
You also want to fall into comma?.

The father warned him but he went to borrow bike from his friend and started speed racing until he almost died.

If you want to die or almost die, go borrow same.

But I don't want you to waste away, so don't try it.
PoliticsRe: "The North Never Told Us They Do Not Like Suffering And Poverty" - Fani Kayode by somehow: 11:56pm On Feb 25, 2019
You got it wrong. Most do not like Ill gotten wealth.

Overnight wealth

The one they can't explain how they made it.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:52pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
you need it more..honey
Good girl, oya come to next level.

If you want to cultivate rice, go for the anchors borrowers scheme and in 2yrs, you'll be a millionaire, you will sleep well, hate less and smile more.

You're a woman, hate is bad for your health and your womb so you won't end up giving birth to an Hitler.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:47pm On Feb 25, 2019
Ugosample:
so you assume everyone who is doing well in Nigeria must be a criminal?
See yourself?
The ones making the most noise are those benefiting from the leakages in govt finance.
TSA screwed them over.


Most of them are civil servants and can no longer sustain their fake lives.

Level 11 civil servant paying #80k/month as tithe and buys a car in 6 months with cash (not loan), 2 children in private schools paying #300k/term as primary school pupils.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:40pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
He blocked what?. hahahahahahahahaha.. don't u guys get it?NOTHING has changed ..it's a win-winsituation..

Buhari's government,is all about "the poor are getting poorer" which unfortunately his core supporters are victims,but actually choose to remain in it...

So no bara for them.. they shall eat "sai baba"..

They will, say 'sai baba' to Sand,and it will turn to rice..
Baby stop crying,you Will be fine okay?

If you need money to start business, go for either marketmoni, tradersmoni, anchors borrowers money or boi loan.

Starts from #10k and ends at #10m.

Sorry
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:27pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
U seem to be pained. Yes I said it..Buhari's supporters are the wicked poor ones.. Even those who are rich,are religious fanatics..
I said it.
The hatred oozing from your nose is too much, I hope you won't mistakenly poison your husband thinking he's Buhari?

You are sad he has blocked all the venues your like get free money from which you use in oppressing the poor?

Just learn how to make money legally and you'll be fine last last!

No more snake swallowed jamb money or monkey used NPA fund to buy pampers.
PoliticsRe: FPP Condemn Reckless Remarks By Political Parties And Foreign Interests by somehow: 11:21pm On Feb 25, 2019
NoSidonLook:
One thing is certain:

...APC win no go make the beggar for street wey vote APC, get money pass me

Or PDP win, no go mean say I go turn millionaire overnight

We go dey alright lass lass...Man go survive, come rain come sunshine

However to those that voted APC I expect your live to have been a lot more better in the next 4 years...or else na suffer you dey till you die

I also hope you can match the standard of living of either Buhari or Tinubu's children...or else your children no get hope be that

Atikuobi 2019 remains the goal cool
Learn to start making money legally and you will be fine last last.

Awon team ghost workers.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
Most of Buhari's supporters, are church rats,very poor..and naturally Poor people are sadists(my apologies to any poor, person with a difference)
And Buhari himself happens to be a sadist..

When they see,rich jolly good fellow, those poor urchins feel the rich,are the cause of their problems.

And sadistic Buhari won't fail to call them "corrupt"..
By your Statement, it's easy to see how poor you are. You're poor in integrity, manner, civility , exposure, tolerance, respect for others, finance and IQ.
PoliticsRe: US Ambassador, Stuart, Speaks On Nigerian Elections 2019 by somehow: 5:41pm On Feb 25, 2019
Good say una respect una self
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 5:24pm On Feb 25, 2019
INEC oooo
CrimeRe: Man Who Spent 38 Years In Jail After Wrongful Convictions Gets $21M by somehow: 4:29pm On Feb 25, 2019
koyyes:
You don't have a pint of sense in your brain.
So what sense have you made?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 4:11pm On Feb 25, 2019
Cherrybae:
Atiku winning on aggregate so far, I beat my boob's, Buhari must go back to Daura.

Thunder fire APC supporters.

Ndi Ara
You want to lose your boobs to cancer?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 3:19pm On Feb 25, 2019
stephleena:
Game on...we are optimistic but if Atiku loses,nothing changes..we're use to Buhari's nepotism and bigotry. But I fear the Yoruba's will be at the receiving end,the results of polls coming from there is not expected from them by APC..Buhari doesn't forgive..

I Love Saraki...but y'all have to pay one more time for Betraying that gentleman Called Good luck.
But yes, God is a merciful God..



Let the results roll in..
The same Yoruba that have enjoyed the most in the past 4yrs?
CrimeRe: Man Who Spent 38 Years In Jail After Wrongful Convictions Gets $21M by somehow: 2:25pm On Feb 25, 2019
DonHummer:
I pray the man gets another twenty years of life with good health to enjoy his money , get a young wife and probably bear children too
Noo o. He should do baby mamma things as long as it's America, else he won't last 5 years before he's killed. Prenup on point.

He should shag as many honeypots as possible after popping out 2 children and willing the monies/properties to them. He should make sure he samples 200 women in 5 years since he's 71 already. He shouldn't go for any woman above 30. He needs fresh blood to stay healthy and younger!

Viagra and burantashee should be his medication after popping 2 Children.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by somehow: 2:19pm On Feb 25, 2019
ritababe:
Why?
Katsina, Kano and Kaduna will give buhari more than a million vote

Anambra, Rivers and Delta will also do the same for Atiku if they come out.

Lagos own will be shared, game on madam don't lose hope yet, in 2011 Akwa ibom and abia gave Pdp more than a million vote.
You better start adjusting to life after atikulateobi

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