₦airaland Forum

Meaning your God is an assassin?

udemzyudex:
My mum will say, God don't allow my enemy to kill me then repent later and accept Jesus as his Lord and personal saviour

If you pray for them to repent and they refuse, still looking for your down fall oga you got change prayer ooo.

As a blackman, what have you done on your own?

johnstar:
China again



Choi



I regret been a black man

I shame for dis useless country 9ja


No hope for dis country

Its good to stay on the sidelines sometimes

reading people's opinions can sometimes be fun. weird assertions, bias ones, objective ones, empty ones and out of touch ones too.

Very funny.

Make i continue with my reading.

BTW, guys abeg make una stop using my mention. i don tire!

Except in a situation of rape, it's no fault of any guy if a woman ends up having sex.

purples25:
A world where some guys can just wake up and pick someone's daughter, who has been trained, nurtured and cared for like a treasure, spent on by family for years....... Awon guys would just pick somebody's child and use and use and label her a LovePeddler. They pick who is the LovePeddler and who will be spared from the slaughter. Big ups to my lady survivors sha. Life.

Touch him, do things that will make him get aroused, you need to see if he's got an erection and if the erection lasts for a long time. You don't need to sleep with him to confirm this

chyima:
Pls,i need some Information ,
as a virgin male how do you take your mind away from sex.I have a friend who is about getting married to one but she is scared the a guy is 30+,was a seminarian left and became a lawyer,but the issue here is he talk about sex a lot ,but claim never to have done it but eager to do it. they both live in different state,so have slept together on same bed twice they only romance as she claim but she is scared if all is okay with him medically.

What a comparison, virginity and money?

pocohantas:
Just imagine you're some fcking broke ass dude in one room, and her friend called to tell her she has hooked a very rich suitor.
I'm sure that your prick won't rise for a long time.
You'll keep thinking she's just managing you.
Or she may start aspiring to be like her friend.

It's that thought that's eating her up, not the virginity itself.

Any biblical reference?

Toks2008:
That is why GOD is always particular about virgins in the bible cos that is GOD'S standard.

Bride price from the Bible are only meant for virgins.

Why should I blame the insane "pastor" when the couple decided to keep their brains at home in the name of "white wedding"?

This interview keep referring to him being 70 years old, seems this interview was conducted 4 years ago

But the sick don't administer drugs to the staff, rather its the other way round in the hospital.

Billyonaire:
Nothing is wrong about performing in a church.

The Church is a place for sinners, just as Hospital is a place for the sick.

Meaning the world is to minister to the church and not the other way round?

SalamRushdie:
Abeg anybody can perform , the church is not for the righteous but the sinner , Heaven is for the righteous while the church is akin to rehabilitation centre for sinners where they are moulded into righteousness in preparation for Heaven ..If church is only for the rigghteous then what is heaven for na ..

How can a state govt sell what belongs to the federal government? Make una dey think na.

LifeDrama:
Oshom-Ole sold that place to Dangote

Thanks

eremy:
Graduate Sales Associate needed at KUI Care in Lagos.
Minimum 1-2 years sales experience from a reputable Hair/Beauty Product or FMCG Company
HND/B.Sc in any field
Professional certification in sales and marketing preferable

Accountant vacancy
An accountant needed at KUI Care.
Location: Lagos

Interested and qualified
Send CVs to: careers@kuicare.com

Cc: somehow, dwill79

Thanks but this is PH

eremy:
Jets Wles Limited is recruiting for fulltime Accountant.

JOB DETAILS
Jets Wles Limited - We are one of Nigeria's leading indigenous producers of refined petroleum products with a hallmark of quality and the delivery of exceptional value and satisfaction to our customers.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accountant
Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers
Applicants must be computer literate with knowledge in Peachtree and Microsoft Excel.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications and CV to: contact@jets-ng.com

For Enquiries Call: 0809644733

Thatnawtichick
somehow
Dotman2210

Thanks

eremy:
Finance & Admin Officer
Lagos, Nigeria · Finance/ Admin
DESCRIPTION

Processing of vouchers payment.
Preparation of Quarterly invoices to all SBU’S.
Posting of all vouchers payment on SAP.
Creating asset number for documents.
Preparation of monthly withholding tax/VAT
Filling of all vouchers payment.
Handling of Dancom petty cash.
Booking of vendor invoices on SAP.
Raising of Cheque Requisition.
Signing of Cheque Requisition Audit approval
Approval’s from authorized signatories.
Bank instruction letter.
Excel format.
Sending of invoices to all BU’S through email.
Printing of invoices.
Filing of invoices.
Numbering of payment vouchers.
Coding of Voucher payments.
Document number on every voucher payment.
Stamping of every document payment.
Filing of documents.
Excel schedule.
Raising of cheque requisition.
Photocopy of vendors receipts/invoices.
Filing of VAT at IFRS office.
Deadline lastest 21st of every month
Raising of petty cash vouchers.
Approvals from authorized signatories. Audit approval.
Excel schedule.
Stamping of all vouchers.
REQUIREMENTS

B.Sc. Accounting/Economics/Finance/Statistics
1 - 3 Years Experience in Accounting, Book Keeping & Finance
ICAN is an added advantage
Apply for this job
https://dangote.workable.com/j/BE871B05B1

Anytime I see this surname I laugh especially if the bearer is a female

Joebie:
MLS TRANSFER NEWS
Recuperating Portland Timber's center-back, Gbenga Arokoyo to Atlanta United

Source: ANS

Kano pillars lost woefully to AS Rades of Morroco 75:97.

Off topic:

Gombe bulls defeated Libolo 75:67?

Wow, that's a massive offset. Libolo of Angola is one of the power houses of African basketball and Gombe bulls are debutants!

More of this needed.

Hopefully Kano pillars (Second club repping us) should win Rades later today (tall order).

GIGO

Accept my sincere condolence.

TheGoodJoe:
Thank you and God bless you.

@Certitude

Accept my sincere condolence

TAPchallenge.

I have someone in need of a job within Lagos o.

(Accounts/finance or Audit related job preferably)

A fresh graduate of accounting with 2.1 (bsc) and also chartered.

Help put a smile on someone's face this coming year.

Kindly quote me or send me a PM if you have something for the person.
Email is bbrelayfly@gmail.com

Well I don't know why they were chosen, I also wouldn't play England if I have a choice.

Icon79:
That's not the point. My point is that friendly match against England at this time doesn't serve us well. None of the teams we're facing in Russia plays similar style with England. We should be scheduling friendly matches against teams that are similar in style to Croatia, Iceland, and Argentina.


O pari

When last did Nigeria play England?

Icon79:
What is it with this Nigeria's obsession with England? If we are playing Croatia, Iceland, and Argentina then we should be thinking about playing friendly games against countries like: Serbia, Poland, Sweden, Denmark, Uruguay, and Brazil.


O pari

I rather play Peru than Egypt, makes no sense.

junnyjake:
There are news from reliable sources that the NFF are planning a friendly match against Egypt.

Well they get free money, that's why.

Comparing a d1ck with breast? Man no get chest too? Mtchew.

Gaybu:
ko kan aiye A family was at the dinner table.
Son asked his father -'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??'
Surprised father answered - 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs...:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
Son - 'Onions?'
Father - 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.
This made his wife and daughter mad .
So the daughter said -'Mom, how many kinds of 'joysticks' are there?'
The mother smiled and answered - 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his joystick is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
Daughter - 'A Christmas tree?'
*Mom - 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'*

Merry Xmas in Advance

2 eye witnesses, 2 different stories.

Which one do we believe?

junnyjake:
FIFA SANCTION: 5 Other Times NFF’s Negligence Embarrassed Nigeria

By Kayode Ogundare :

News broke late Tuesday that the Federation of International Football federation (FIFA) had wielded the big stick to sanction Nigeria by voiding the Super Eagles’ hard-earned one point from the last 2018 FIFA World Cup qualifying game against Algeria in Constantine last October.


FIFA’s grouse was that Nigeria fielded an ineligible Shehu Abdulahi who had copped two yellow cards in the games against Swaziland away in November 2015 and in Uyo against Zambia last October. By FIFA rules he was supposed to have missed the game against Algeria but through the negligence of some officials who should have spotted and alerted the coaching crew, he went on to play the full 90 minutes in the ultimately meaningless tie against Algeria, a 1-1 draw that has now been awarded as a 3-0 win to the North Africans.


Completesportsnigeria.com trails and presents five other times that the negligence of the NFF had caused Nigeria embarrassment and, in some cases, lengthy bans from the game of football.


1. South African Matchballs debacle 2017
The opening day AFCON 2019 qualification game against South Africa in Uyo last June resulted in a 2-0 defeat for the Super Eagles against all expectations. However, the news out of the home loss was the information that filtered out after the game that the matchday balls used for the game actually belonged to the South Africans as the NFF could not provide the balls to be used for the game.
South Africa branded their balls with a red marker before allowing them to be used for the match.

Apparently, the players had been training with the wrong set of balls which were different from the FIFA-approved ones for the game as the NFF were said to be too broke to take delivery of the balls sent by FIFA.
Whether this was enough excuse to have lost the game to South Africa or not, the fact remained that somebody neglected to do his job and it cost Nigeria not just three points but also caused us international embarrassment.


2. Golden Eaglets passport scandal 1997
After failing to go beyond the quarter-final stages at the 1995 FIFA U-17 World Cup in 1995, the NFF mandated coach Fanny Amu to put together a crack squad for the 1997 edition which would be capable of redeeming Nigeria’s image in age-grade competition and win again the cadet cup which we had won twice previously in 1985 and 1993.


However, in the team’s first competitive African Youth Championship qualifier against Benin Republic at the Liberty Stadium (now Obafemi Awolowo Stadium) Ibadan in 1996, it was discovered that the NFF had forgotten the players’ passport in Lagos!
Muyiwa Lawal, in 3SC colours here, was one of the Golden Eaglets of 1997 set which won the Meridien Cup in Portugal
The Beninoise, sensing a backyard victory over their more illustrious neighbours, refused to start the game despite assurances that somebody would be dispatched to Lagos to bring the passports before the end of the game. They protested to CAF which upheld their protest and kicked out the Golden Eaglets from the qualifiers without kicking a ball.

A glimpse of how good that generation of young players which included Ejike Izuagha, Muyiwa Lawal, Hashimu Garba etal was seen at the 1997 UEFA-CAF Meridian Cup where they beat Spain 3-2 in the final of the friendly invitational tournament in Portugal.
Again, we would never know if that squad would have won the World U-17 title in Egypt which Brazil won after a 2-1 victory over Ghana.


3. Forgotten shorts 1991
On July 27th, 1991, Nigeria’s Super Eagles were billed to play the Stallions of Burkina Faso in the last game of the qualification race to the 1992 AFCON. The national stadium Surulere was already packed to the rafters with an enthusiastic of fans who’d come to witness how the Burkinabes would be slaughtered.

The Super Eagles at Senegal ’92
Both set of players were in their respective dressing rooms and Nigeria manager was rounding off a quick last-minute strategy session when somebody raised the alarm that the Super Eagles kits were missing. Somebody forgot to bring them from the team’s camp in Otta, some 25-minutes drive away from Lagos. It was just five minutes to kick-off and nothing was going to stop the match referee, Guinea’s Karim Camara from going ahead with the game. Except, probably, a walk-over for the home team.

According to former Super Eagles defender Rueben Agboola who was on the starting line-up, the referee was about to call the game off when someone suggested that they cut off the tracksuit bottoms and use as shorts. A scissors was quickly found and the players emerged from the dug-out with knee-length shorts.

It was an amusing sight seeing the Super Eagles players chasing down balls in ridiculous-looking shorts but, fortunately, that didn’t stop the players from winning handsomely with a 7-1 annihilation of their opponents.


4. Banned from age-grade competitions 1989
In 1989, FIFA placed a two year ban on Nigeria from participating in FIFA age-grade tournaments and also withdrew the country’s right to host the 1991 World Youth Championship.
Captain Samson Siasia leading the Super Eagles out for a match was one of the players involved in the 1989 ban


The infraction for which Nigeria was banned was the alleged falsification of the ages of three players, Andrew Uwe, Samson Siasia and Dahiru Sadi.
The trio had featured for Nigeria in the U-20 World Cups of Mexico ’83 and Moscow ’85 and had altered their ages to participate in the Seoul ’88 Olympics.

FIFA had condemned this negligence on the part of the then NFA but the two-year ban of 1989 ensured a 10-year absence for the Flying Eagles at the FIFA U-20 World Cup as they couldn’t qualify until Nigeria hosted the world in 1999.


5. Obafemi Martins’ age mix-up 2005
In 2005, in the heat of the qualification race to the 2006 World Cup in Germany, the NFA put itself, and Nigeria, up for public ridicule by feeding false information to the world which threatened the career of striker Obafemi Martins, then playing for Italian giants Inter Milan. The NFA put Obafemi Martins at the centre of an age dispute by stating falsely, on the website, that the player was born on May 1, 1978 instead of the authentic date of October 28, 1984.


This negligence embarrassed Martins who was branded an age cheat and affirmed the stereotype about Nigeria being a country of criminals. The player was so infuriated that he vowed never to play for the country again. While he rescinded his decision, Nigeria ultimately failed to make it to the World Cup of that year.

On the same website, since yanked off, the NFA claimed that former midfielder Seyi Olofinjana made his national team debut on June 12, 1980, two years before he was born on November 15, 1982!

Nigerians will heave a sigh of relief that this latest sanction did not cost the nation more than international embarrassment but hope that the NFF president Amaju Pinick will live up to his promise to fish out and punish the negligent staff responsible for this international ridicule.

Onlinenigeria

and believe me you, no one got any reprimand for all these.

Nobi Nigeria where we rather pray away problems we can solve in person and also blame the devil for things we caused with our korokoro eyes?