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@Razorr
They - ballack nd shevy - beta be in Chelsea and pay us wat they owe us on the pitch. Rubbish! 30 million pounds, our highest player buy and our highest salary earner, both of them should beta improve, if not they'll play till they die.

Interesting, do you get paid for these RUMOURS?

Personally i think its management fault that this is occurring. When you pay two ppl - ballack and shevy - about 120/130k per week for doing nothing what do u want your stars to do? Lampard and JT are the pillars of Chelsea, need i say that it would be devastating if they venture to leave the club?

A compromise has to be reached by both parties and fast before we loose them like we did Gallas. This is exactly d same thing that happened then.

@mymayor
nice one

It sounds like a bit like a joke but may have a little truth in how he feels. Talk things over with him. Dont sweat it.

@danniecool
Cresspo does not want to come back so we have to force inter to buy out the rest of his contract.
Why dont you want Glen, he's our player so it means less cost. I dont know how he has been doing personally but he has featured regularly in portsmouth or so i hear.

@Damose
Benni McCARTHY would not be a preferred addition cuz he would have to go for nations cup too, besides he's priced may be hyped seeing the no. of goals scored and chelsea are the buyers. A non african is beta.

Why do you still want Geremi and Ferreira. Ferreira has been lacking for 2 years now. Yes, he plays well in 1 or 2 matches but after that he slumps back. We need someone more consistent. Geremi is happy to stay on the bench but i'm afraid his lack of speed lets him down besides we need someone with beta fighting spirit on that space.

As for penalties, I think the Goal Keeper Coach is the one for that. Penalties is not dependent on only the keeper but the taker and a bit (or maybe more) of luck.

I dont know JM's take on transfers but the following people should be on our transfer list -
1. Ferreira
2.Bhoularouz
3.Geremi

We need to recall Glen Johnson, Alex and buy a striker. No midfielders needed.

He's the greatest!!!

More Rumours flying in about Chelsea. The latest is England and Chelsea Skipper John Terry will hand in a transfer request.
http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8671_2131403,00.html

@Loyika
I knew i was going to regret that "dead" thingy. I'll take it back - ASS-nal is not dead they're just unalive, for now. Happy now?

PS i've been a chelsea fan since Gianluca Vialli and Zola.

@all
This is not an arsenal thread so i dont want to go over Arsene's many errors that led to arsenal's demise. Every manager makes mistakes (some more costly than others) but Wenger is a good manager and I can say objectively that Arsenal will bounce but, it may not be in the near future. They simply do not have the class but lets see how they perform in the transfer market.

This is by far the funniest thread yet.

Manure probably bribbed those policemen like they do to referees.

@loyika
I admire your faithfulness. How you can stand by a team that has been dead and judged is truly worth praise. A team that has not even competed with liverfools for 2 seasons in a row. I admire your faith, but there is still something you lack (except the graciousness of intelligence) - Its WORK. You have faith, your team has no work, hence its death.

Now come to chelsea, Nah! i dont have this kind of talk with non-contenders.

@Razorr

Drogba only just signed a new contract this season - he's going nowhere. Whose your source?

fynewaka:
Rooney is ugly, C. Ronaldo is ugly. Is your boyfriend any finer? Cacophonous effusion of indolent and gratuitous minds!

Village school headmaster.

@9ja4eva
You see posting useless pictures can do to a thread.

@Razorr
thanks and you're so right abt the manure line - nice observation

@loyika
I could name a year but it was way back. Besides, the future is now, the future is CHELSEA

You know, i have really come to understand why you guys are most interested in chelsea. No one talks about you anymore so where better to get attention than the RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD - CHELSEA FC.

thanks anyway

I wrote a rhyme for mukina2 and she has been bugging me to put it up here. This goes to her, nnenneigbo and all ASS-nal fans -

This is a freestyle, mukina join me ( ha! ha! ha! ha!, )
ahh! come on
CHELSEA IS DA BEST in this game

and you'll see no better name in this game
assuming its still a game arsenal plays.
Hey! since the moment Jose the special one came
Chelsea got back to reclaim center stage
Now what got changed?
Its back to back in our page
and still manure's refs that they bribe without paying
and what's young talent good for anyways
it's still thesame cabinet from two years till date
now don't ask who
you know that's you
and if you dont smile you may turn blue
not REAL BLUE
as in blue colour blue
just skyline dew
cuz Chelsea got you
i really care about the Arses
What do they have in their quarry
Some claim that their name's in a cemetary
murray get a diary
software help me carry
the gunners in six feet deep where they'll tarry

come on freestyle with me
mukina - freestyle with me

software - freestyle with me
murray - freestyle with me
Razoor - freestyle with me
Ayefele200 - freestyle with me
DannieCool - freestyle with me
Cabali - freestyle with me
Chelsea Supporters - freestyle with me

nneneigbo -You'll get no part of me
Liverfools - You'll get just farts from me
Manure - You'll get just crap from me
Arsenal - You'll get just rap from me

Holla

nnenneigbo:
somaze or whatever, i pitty u and your so called team, u all have no shame at all

Coming from a team with a rather empty cabinet for the second season in a row i'll take that as a complement. Can you just give me till May 19th to deal with you bunch of underage non-contenders, please, i'm trying to concentrate on a much more important team.

@MUKINA
Come on, you know you liked the rhyme.
What is your stress sef with chelsea? Why dont you just concentrate on next season and let the big teams do their thing?

@donnie
Your complete lack of knowledge concerning the bible can not be overemphasized.

99% of the people healed in the bible returned to their homes (churches, synagogues, cities etc).

Those healings - if they infact happened as you said - may be either psychological or occultic . They do not fit with what is obtainable and in the bible and we can rightly conclude that there are not from God.

@nnenne
I just noticed you were an arsenal fan. Aaah! I can reply then. I can write a memoir sef. I thought i was talking to the current champions unknown to me that i was talking to a lesson in history 101, extinct, dead, buried and long forgotten arsenal.

I just sent a rhyme about you guys to mukina. you can buzz me if you want to look at it k_somze4 (yahoo messenger)

@9ja4eva
Thank God its even a manure fan (nnenneigbo) thats complainin about your rubbish.

@nnenneigbo
You reeeeaaaaally want me to reply you right?

i cant really find a suitable place to put this.
Buzz me on yahoo messenger - k_somze4

Ah dont you sleep? crap, as awake as her manager doin nothin. I'm not through yet. i'll send you the link.

mukina where the hell are you? I'm tryin to send u a rhyme. Abi u don go sleep? Wont that be the day

Where are u jare?

Wow, arses and manures team join forces to battle CHELSEA.

It only goes as far to point out what is the present and obtainable reality. That chelsea is here to RULE.

So much for we dont have history when we show you our unbeatable records and cups you dont want to see them. Well I can show the arses our BACK TO BACK PREMIERSHIP WIN. I can show the arses that they've not beaten a Chelsea team in either a cup or league tournament since Mourinho sat as the manager of the richest club in the world. Even manure cant whine about this. The arses beat you guys home and away this season and have won the premiership on your own old trafford turf.

As for manures, all i can say for now is that we are building a new history with Jose Mourinho at the helm of it. Since he came into town the ya'll have been running scared stiff. Ha! I cant help laughing. Bribing refs and teams - like that everton crap (now this is just my conspiracy theory). hmmph p-l-e-a-s-e.

You can only beg for a draw on the bridge.
You can only be the BLUES.

nnenneigbo:
all this chelski fan should get over it, you weren't good enough this year, congratulate the champions and get ready for the whooping next season. stop talking absolute crap please.

Just as i wanted to reply you, i had a view of your profile and saw your pic. I reserve my comments till MAY 19th.

mukina2:
have you any wool?

Why are you crying? Awww has arsenal disappointed u again?

Why do you continue putting faith in history that can not be re-awakened? Anyway call this number

0800 - B-L-U-E-T-I-L-L-I-D-I-E

superstar1:
this chelskit fans should know how to accept defeat. it is not your fault because your loud mouthed coach is a tap water too just like his son mikel.wether u like it or not Manchester United still remains the undisputable champion

Its nice to see how "soft mouthed" you are, a bit like your manager too. King of moaning and whining but easy to point up fingers when others follow your path.

You are the Champions, for now.

See you at wembley, even with our injury plagued side.

Since no one got the ballz to start,
i'ma take up the lead
on second thoughts, dont think i want a part
cuz i dont battle kidz
its so surprising, to see children rising to the beacon of rhyme
i try to listen to the lines i'm missing but its justa waste of my time
i take each line and tear it apart to search for a meaning within
but its rhyme after rhyme of crap i hear with nothing in between
just empty threats on a screen
from kids just barely in teens
i sit back and smile, my rhymes would blow ya'll out into smitherings
All of this beef that you foot
as if youre gangstaz that shoot
ha! i'm shaking in ma boots
ya'll should get back to your root

*sighs and leaves thread*

Eminem
Tupac
BIG

My nigga, My nigga
u spit a line? u be my nigga
for reala i feela
all your slick rhymes
u be ma nigga

i no get too much talk to talk
but i wan hail all my bros
from oracle wey all im lines they rock
to nike and aye wey dey toss
cuz una try
all of una
including ciara sofine
i just dey smile
just dey feel da rhyme,
make una dey shine
e no dey easy
to keep da thread busy
with all the effisy
and for shizzy
from now till den-tisy
all of una be ma nizzy


My nigga, My nigga
u spit a line? u're my nigga
for reala i feela
all your slick rhymes
u're ma nigga