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Education › Alternative Courses To Computer Science by Soocool1(op): 2:48pm On Aug 19, 2012
Good afternoon fellow nairalanders. I created this thread to find out about other courses that are similar to computer science(courses that can be studied & used in the ICT field). I need to know if there are other alternative courses that can be studied in the university.
Fashion › Re: Miss China Is Miss World 2012 by Soocool1(m): 6:08pm On Aug 18, 2012
rokiatu: Cheke ku cha.

Thank me later. grin grin grin grin
what if I was asked that question in MTN'S who wants to be a millionaire and i called you, na so u 4 fall my hand abi?
Fashion › Re: Miss China Is Miss World 2012 by Soocool1(m): 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2012
how do you say well done in chinese?
Health › Re: Chinese Baby Born With 16 Toes (Pics) by Soocool1(m): 5:34pm On Aug 18, 2012
i talk am!
Chinko product na always fake!
Romance › Re: Did You Fall In Love In Secondary School? by Soocool1(m): 10:06am On Aug 15, 2012
kini "love" gan self?
Well i never fell in love, but a lot of girls were infatuated with me.
I was too innocent, so i never accepted their proposal(s).
Thinking about it now, i should have used them to gain experience! Bummer!
Politics › Re: ACN To GEJ- Fire Okupe And Apologize To Nigerians by Soocool1(m): 8:30pm On Aug 13, 2012
All Okupe has to do is roar & ACN will shut up!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!

Aren't these people afraid of an attack lion!
Politics › Re: Okupe Begs Critics - Call Me An Attack Lion, Not Dog by Soocool1(m): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2012
ok, you are an attack lion. Who will be the defend,midfield & goalkeeping lion?
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Soocool1(m): 2:27pm On Aug 13, 2012
what sex position did Adam use when he Zap.e.d Eve?

Why is Segun Arinze's eye bigger than his brain?

There is no light in my street now, using the formula of 2 days on, 1 day off, calculate when next there would be light in my street

what is the diameter of banky w's head(take pi=3.14)

why are all seasoning cubes regarded as maggi?

Why am i soo cool?
Health › Re: Using Tissue Or Water After Toilet, Which Is More Hygienic? by Soocool1(m): 11:31am On Aug 13, 2012
water no fit clean my own s.h.!.t!
na diluted acid i dey use dey wash am comot!
Webmasters › Re: My Nairaland Frontpage "Mod" For SMF by Soocool1(m): 11:22am On Aug 13, 2012
if i talk now, murder-rators go hide my post! Weda i tell una say na by force to play hide and seek!
Sports › Re: I Will Compete In The Next Olympics by Soocool1(m): 11:23pm On Aug 10, 2012
@op
EMPTY TALK!!!
Except u are talking about the olympics held at ur backyard!

By The Way, how much did u bribe the murder-rators to get this to the frontp age?
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Vs.galaxy S3 by Soocool1(m): 3:04pm On Aug 08, 2012
i give up!!
Nairaland's frontpage has been hijacked by terrorists!
Music/Radio › Re: Dammy Krane – My Dear (Video) by Soocool1(m): 9:33am On Aug 07, 2012
segunoz: you speak for your sorry ass. I doubt if you can achieve anything in life with this rubbish attitude. F**k you!
my guy, you don't have to take everything online seriously! so, will dammy krane stop me from achieving in life? i think not! learn to be more sensible next time.
Music/Radio › Re: Dammy Krane – My Dear (Video) by Soocool1(m): 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
i think i speak 4 everybody when i say "WHY IS DIZ POOPOOLATISH POO ON THE FRONTPAGE?"
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors Don Madt Finish!! by Soocool1(op): 9:26pm On Aug 05, 2012
Imanuelle: Na u dun madt pass akpos..
LOL
na etisalat mumu snail network cause the double posting! But i have modified it
Jokes Etc › Akpors Don Madt Finish!! by Soocool1(op):
A pilot was transporting Akpors
(Newly converted to a Mad Man as
a result of frustrations) and a
bunch of other Mad Men from
Lagos to a Psychatric Facility in
JOHANNESBURG, these Mad Men
were busy making noise and
disturbing the Pilot then Akpors
entered in to the Pilot's cabin, the following conversation ensued:
Akpors:- Teach me how to fly a
Plane.
PILOT:- I will, but on one condition.
Akpors:-what?
PILOT: go and make your
colleagues to keep quiet first.
5 mins later, the plane was very
very quiet!

The pilot, suprised, asked, wow! how did you do it?
Akpors:-I opened the windows
and asked all of them to go and
play outside.
Jokes Etc › Who Is A Child Of God? by Soocool1(op): 2:12pm On Jul 26, 2012
A man with an Ak 47 ran to a church & pointed d gun at d congregation
demanding "who is a child of God here, let me send him 2 heaven? D
congregation remained silent and he released one of d bullet on d roof.The
congregation shouted "Its d pastor, he always says that he is a child of
God" D pastor replied "what kind of conspiracy is this?" Everyone here knows that i am
the son of Philip & d grandson of Okeke Omigbo
Politics › Re: Award For Taxi-driver Who Returned N18M by Soocool1(m): 9:24am On Jul 26, 2012
The highest denomination that i can return is 500 naira!!
If e don pass that one............. Ur name na sara!
Culture › Re: Miss Nigeria Cultural Pageant In Miami (Pics) by Soocool1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 25, 2012
see the way dem line up lyk people wey wan do deliverance 4rm T.B Joshua
Nairaland General › Re: Fisherman Catches Crab With Osama Bin Laden's Face by Soocool1(m): 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2012
alaoeri: Crap! Crap!! Crap!!!
u meant crab! crab!! crab!!!
Jokes Etc › The Drunk Guy! by Soocool1(op): 3:37pm On Jul 25, 2012
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got pissed and went to tell her husband the scenario...The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so dat he can beat the hell out of him.. The husband planned to hide under the bed so dat he will appear out of no where and grab the boy..
The woman did as her husband requested...
When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took of...f his T-shirt and his body was full of scars, so the woman asked:"Why so many scars on your body?"
The boy answered,"I av been sleeping with married women and usually I get caught so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now, he will be the #20 on my murder list..
The boy continued kissing the woman.
The woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed and a small voice came up to her saying,"erh! If U tell him dat am here, U will see..
Celebrities › Re: Men Are Not Interested In Kim Kardashian Anymore by Soocool1(m): 3:32pm On Jul 25, 2012
we are not interested, but yet this still made front page!!! smh!!
Jokes Etc › Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Soocool1(op): 7:36am On Jul 25, 2012
toygod2: 1/10..........u pass?
and who made you judge?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Baptism Of Akpos by Soocool1(op): 7:32am On Jul 25, 2012
toygod2: STOP POSTING WITH UR ANUS..............haba
posting with ur anus?!
I'm sorry, y would i do that?
Politics › Re: If The Late Ghanaian President Died In Nigeria: by Soocool1(m): 7:28am On Jul 25, 2012
They would assume the worst!
Not that i even care
Jokes Etc › Re: It Iz Nt Good 2 Be Ugly! by Soocool1(op): 9:45am On Jul 24, 2012
PretiEbony: Not funny at alllll
Adechyno: Rubbish'
sorry guys, i thought it was funny.

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