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Good afternoon fellow nairalanders. I created this thread to find out about other courses that are similar to computer science(courses that can be studied & used in the ICT field). I need to know if there are other alternative courses that can be studied in the university. |
rokiatu: Cheke ku cha.what if I was asked that question in MTN'S who wants to be a millionaire and i called you, na so u 4 fall my hand abi? |
how do you say well done in chinese? |
i talk am! Chinko product na always fake! |
kini "love" gan self? Well i never fell in love, but a lot of girls were infatuated with me. I was too innocent, so i never accepted their proposal(s). Thinking about it now, i should have used them to gain experience! Bummer! |
All Okupe has to do is roar & ACN will shut up! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR! Aren't these people afraid of an attack lion! |
ok, you are an attack lion. Who will be the defend,midfield & goalkeeping lion? |
what sex position did Adam use when he Zap.e.d Eve? Why is Segun Arinze's eye bigger than his brain? There is no light in my street now, using the formula of 2 days on, 1 day off, calculate when next there would be light in my street what is the diameter of banky w's head(take pi=3.14) why are all seasoning cubes regarded as maggi? Why am i soo cool? |
water no fit clean my own s.h.!.t! na diluted acid i dey use dey wash am comot! |
if i talk now, murder-rators go hide my post! Weda i tell una say na by force to play hide and seek! |
@op EMPTY TALK!!! Except u are talking about the olympics held at ur backyard! By The Way, how much did u bribe the murder-rators to get this to the frontp age? |
i give up!! Nairaland's frontpage has been hijacked by terrorists! |
segunoz: you speak for your sorry ass. I doubt if you can achieve anything in life with this rubbish attitude. F**k you!my guy, you don't have to take everything online seriously! so, will dammy krane stop me from achieving in life? i think not! learn to be more sensible next time. |
i think i speak 4 everybody when i say "WHY IS DIZ POOPOOLATISH POO ON THE FRONTPAGE?" |
Imanuelle: Na u dun madt pass akpos..LOL na etisalat mumu snail network cause the double posting! But i have modified it |
A pilot was transporting Akpors (Newly converted to a Mad Man as a result of frustrations) and a bunch of other Mad Men from Lagos to a Psychatric Facility in JOHANNESBURG, these Mad Men were busy making noise and disturbing the Pilot then Akpors entered in to the Pilot's cabin, the following conversation ensued: Akpors:- Teach me how to fly a Plane. PILOT:- I will, but on one condition. Akpors:-what? PILOT: go and make your colleagues to keep quiet first. 5 mins later, the plane was very very quiet! The pilot, suprised, asked, wow! how did you do it? Akpors:-I opened the windows and asked all of them to go and play outside. |
A man with an Ak 47 ran to a church & pointed d gun at d congregation demanding "who is a child of God here, let me send him 2 heaven? D congregation remained silent and he released one of d bullet on d roof.The congregation shouted "Its d pastor, he always says that he is a child of God" D pastor replied "what kind of conspiracy is this?" Everyone here knows that i am the son of Philip & d grandson of Okeke Omigbo |
The highest denomination that i can return is 500 naira!! If e don pass that one............. Ur name na sara! |
see the way dem line up lyk people wey wan do deliverance 4rm T.B Joshua |
alaoeri: Crap! Crap!! Crap!!!u meant crab! crab!! crab!!! |
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got pissed and went to tell her husband the scenario...The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so dat he can beat the hell out of him.. The husband planned to hide under the bed so dat he will appear out of no where and grab the boy.. The woman did as her husband requested... When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took of...f his T-shirt and his body was full of scars, so the woman asked:"Why so many scars on your body?" The boy answered,"I av been sleeping with married women and usually I get caught so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up now, he will be the #20 on my murder list.. The boy continued kissing the woman. The woman tried to reach out her husband under the bed and a small voice came up to her saying,"erh! If U tell him dat am here, U will see.. |
we are not interested, but yet this still made front page!!! smh!! |
toygod2: 1/10..........u pass?and who made you judge? |
toygod2: STOP POSTING WITH UR ANUS..............habaposting with ur anus?! I'm sorry, y would i do that? |
They would assume the worst! Not that i even care |
PretiEbony: Not funny at alllll Adechyno: Rubbish'sorry guys, i thought it was funny. |