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 Romance › Re: No Virgins In Naija Again? by Soocool1(m): 12:12pm On May 02, 2012 |
@op, that is a big fat lie cus my mum is still a virgin |
| Romance › Re: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Soocool1(m): 12:06pm On May 02, 2012 |
sign language. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Who Else Lost Network Access On His MTN Mobile Line? by Soocool1(m): 11:44am On May 02, 2012 |
if they are this bad, y can't y'all just move 2 another network? |
| Romance › Re: Friends Pls Help Me My Relationship Is Dying Because Of Care by Soocool1(m): 12:10pm On May 01, 2012 |
i'm really enjoying this. Uhmm @op i think u need to visit "howtocare.com" register with them & ur middle name will be changed to care |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Die For Nigeria? by Soocool1(op): 1:05pm On Apr 14, 2012 |
sats: and that is supose to b a joke ... shakes headno, not really. Just couldn't find a suitable section to ask a silly question. |
| Jokes Etc › Can You Die For Nigeria? by Soocool1(op): 2:50pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
if u woke up one day and suddenly an angel of God comes to visit you. He says that he has come to grant you anything u wish for. You being a patriotic Nigerian say that u want you country 2 become the greatest in the whole wide world where everything works,where there is peace and unity (infact a perfect country). The angel says he will grant your wish but you only have to die for the sins of Nigerians. what would you do? |
| Computers › Re: Google Glass Project: Browse The Web As You Walk Around! by Soocool1(m): 7:06pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
I see ppl misusing this technology in naija & i also see ppl falling into gutters........wow i can already see the future when the glasses haven't even landed yet 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Teen Sells Kidney For Iphone by Soocool1(m): 1:47pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
That boy is an embodiment of stupidity!!! trading his kidney for eye phone!! na u take ur hand kill urself |
| Phones › Re: Did MTN Remove N100 Airtime From You, Or More? by Soocool1(m): 4:35pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
chai!!! MTN is a very powerful network, they even deducted 4rm my etisalat & airtel line. don't worry guyz, i'm suing them to court for 999,000,000,000 naira. i need ur support ooo(make dem no go deduct ma lyf join.) |
| Family › Re: She Said My Father Touched Her. by Soocool1(m): 3:57pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
come o! ashawo dey on strike? abi dem scarce 4 una area? arrange galz for am make dem f**k shege comot 4 im body then send am go village make im go farm for d rest of im lyf |
| Culture › Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Soocool1(m): 2:00pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
After watching spiderman for the first time, i believed that if i got bitten by a spider i would become spiderman. ol boy, by d tym i nak head 4 ground say i dey jump, ma brain reformat. that was how i knew that all superheroes were fictional 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Was The Worst April Fool Played On/by You? by Soocool1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
hmmn, the worst. i was like 5 yrs old then. it was a bright sunday morning, i just woke up from sleep when suddenly my uncle just rushed into the room and started screaming ' yepa, yepa, dem don come ooo, armed robbers dey shoot gun 4 market & dem dey come our house' i started crying and telling God not to let me die yet. When he even told me to stop crying and that he was just pulling an April fool prank, i did not believe him and i stayed under the bed all day |
| Jokes Etc › Solve These Jamb Questions. by Soocool1(op): 1:49pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
[b]JAMB QUESTIONS If you think u're better than those who didn't pass Jamb? Try these few Jamb left over questions. Bonus Question: (*): Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take pie=3.14)" (1) Calculate M.I's Height (2): Wande Coal's complexion is ? A) Dark B) Coal Tar C) Goodnight D) All of the above. (3): If Nokia is connecting people then what is blackberry doing (a) stressing people (B)annoying people, (c) extorting people, (d) destroying people. (4): If Ur X-Boyfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The GloWINBIG Promo 2 Days After U Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X! (5): If Torres scored two goals last october and scored two in march, when next will he score? (6): What is blackberry in Yoruba? (7): If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? (  : Which university has dhighest no of babes dat travel to dubai for 2weeks and return wif british accent? (9): What genre of music do mosquitoes sing? (A)Fuji (B) Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D) Reggae? (10): How many Virgins do we have left in Nigeria? Each question carries equal mark. Time: 2mins 47sec[/b] 1 Like |
| Health › Re: I Am 23Years Old But I Look 33 Years Old - Help! by Soocool1(m): 4:13pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
Michael jackson didn't like his face so he changed it & what was the outcome? He became an evolved modern monkey. there are people whose cases are worse than yours(in this case, they look older bcus of poverty). So stop complaining and thank GOD 4 the way he made u |
| Romance › Re: Charming Who Pissed Off The Bride by Soocool1(m): 3:55pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
silly gal. she must have been watching too much american gangster movies. i'm sure she does not know the meaning of what she did  |
| Health › Re: I Am Obsessed With consuming sand!! by Soocool1(m): 10:00am On Mar 19, 2012 |
@op just remember to drink water afterwards, u know, for digestion. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: At Gun Point: Your Boyfriend Or You(gf)? by Soocool1(m): 8:49pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
What is there in taking bullets? they should just drop it on the floor and i will take it. piece of cake. |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed 30years For Smuggling Class A Drugs Into London! by Soocool1(m): 7:29pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
wow! so tribalists still exist in this 21st century. I would really like 2 see u guyz go @ it in real life. A Nigerian was sent to prison for an offence & all u guyz can talk about is his tribe. Ha!! Shame on u guyz. But if u guyz still don't wanna stop tribalism, i'm currently working on a new site 4 u guyz. TRIBAL-LAND.COM i want u all to register so that u can drive traffic 2 the site. |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry Vs Android by Soocool1(m): 8:27pm On Mar 02, 2012 |
decogrin:lol .u don dey madt 1 Like |
| Education › Re: The State Of The English Language In Nigeria by Soocool1(m): 9:23pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=862762.msg10122257#msg10122257 date=1328385097]Examples of Typical "Nigerian Englishes"; "In case of incasity” “Are you hearing me” “What is it by your time?” “Can you hear that smell?” “I’ve returned it back” “Reverse back” “Please help me to shift” “She gave birth to a male son” “Keep for me space” “Raise up your hand” “Come and start going” “Let’s be going first” “I will soon slap you now” “They’ve taken light” “I came to your office and met your absence” EPIC! “Just face your front” “Yesterday night”, “Off your phone” “Your head is not correct” “I’m finding my pen” “Come and be going” “Why are you siding her?” Tenk God I yam a Finns. [/quote] u left out these ones- i donate my family on behalf of 20 million - my husband did not eaten since morning - he might be dead but his manhood lives on |
| Phones › Re: Do You Like The Porsche Designed Blackberry? by Soocool1(m): 7:01pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
-Can the phone detect bomb? -can it automatically locate boko-haram members with gps? -If i take it to a filling station, will i be given free fuel? -Can it time-travel? -if i pass thru my street with d phone, will other phones explode bcus they can't compete with it? -can it duplicate money? -can i download themes by hitting the phone on the floor? -can i use the bluetooth to fry egg? If it can do any of these. Then it's worth every penny |
| Romance › Re: Valentine: Will Naija Girls Accept Greetings Card And Flowers by Soocool1(m): 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2012 |
Methinks they would prefer ugwu or bitter leaf since they can still use it to prepare soup. |
| Politics › Re: Another Bomb Hits Sapele …injures 7 by Soocool1(m): 11:19pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
yuboy:yeah,rite. The way 2 ur anus. |
| Celebrities › Re: Cross River State Goverment To Sue Rick Ross For Breach Of Contract by Soocool1(m): 10:48pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
Rick Ross=> I'm the boss Boko Haram=>I'm the bomb Rick Ross=> e be lyk say i no go kum cross river again ooo. |
| Politics › Re: Aso Rock Earmarks N5billion To Furnish Mrs. Jonathan’s Ngo Hq : As She Sacks Go by Soocool1(m): 10:20pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
5B for ordinary NGO. What does she want 2 start sef?ADVANCED TRAINING FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO BE ADVANCED IN ENGLISH hope itz nt true sha |
| Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actresses Are Hotter Than Nigerian Actresses by Soocool1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
Orikinla: |
| Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actresses Are Hotter Than Nigerian Actresses by Soocool1(m): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
So, how do u judge their hotness? Is it with a thermometer? How can u say the whole Ghanian actresses are hotter than all Nigerian actresses. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Skales In A Ghastly Motor Accident. by Soocool1(m): 1:15pm On Dec 28, 2011 |
Maybe if he had lost an eye , two legs nd some of his teeth, he would start to take his life seriously. |
| Politics › Re: Which Nigerians inspire you the most? by Soocool1(m): 7:42pm On Oct 30, 2011 |
All members of BOKO HARAM.i lyk d way they bomb places without getting caught |
| Sports › Re: Samson Siasia Sacked. Next Super Eagles Coach To Be Chosen Next Week by Soocool1(m): 7:50am On Oct 29, 2011 |
FOOLISH NFF. Motto: Fire and Hire |
