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There was once a man who was so ugly that he got dumped in a refuse bin by his parents at a tender age!
Throughout his life he was feared and hated by all because of how he looked!
Finally he got fed up with life & decided to kill himself.
When he killed himself, he was immediately transported to heaven for judgement!
When it reached his turn to be judged, the angel on sighting him told him that he was too ugly to be judged & that he should go and meet his father in hell fire!
This was the conversation that ensued
ugly guy: dem say make i come here
devil: "blood of jesus"
who say make u come here?! U wan kum dethrone me abi?!
Ugly guy: na dem say make i come here
devil: i no fit take u oo! But my guy, take matches, take petrol, go that corner, go start ur own hell fire 4 dere!
it iz nt good to be ugly!

[b] At the 1997 World Women's
Conference, the first speaker - Mrs
Harry, from England, stood up:
"At last year's conference, we spoke
about being more assertive with our
husbands. Well, after the conference I
went home and told my husband that I
would no longer cook for him and that
he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After
the second day I saw
nothing. But after the third day I saw
that he had cooked a wonderful roast
lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker - Mrs Clemson,
from America, stood up:
"After last year's conference I went
home and told my husband that I would
no longer do his laundry and that he
would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After
the second day I saw nothing. But after
the third day I saw that he had done
not only his own washing but my washing
as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker - Mrs Akpors, from
Nigeria, stood up:
"After last year conference I go house
com tell my husband say I no go do im
cooking, cleaning or go market for am
again, and say make hin go dey do am
by imsef.
After the first day I no see anytin. The
second day sef, I see notin. But after
the third day, as the swelling begin go
down, I start to see small small from my
left eye."[/b]

no food on my mind right now! I've transferred it to my stomach.