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Met him at the airport once. Very polished and accessible. Also sent me his book by e-mail. seunlayi: |
I pity my people. All these niggas na carton dey their head. Nigeria is grounding everyday under their watch. I hope for a day when the youths of this country will gather guts and tidy all these mfs. I'm done weeping for this country. I am done. They are making illitrates (available education is half-chop, fairly good ones owned by your demonic, wicked pastors aren't affordable for you, yet you hail them and clap for them every other Sunday) out of most of the young ones and youths. Now na "keyboard warrior" boys are forced to become (speaking for Imo state). Many young guys driving Lexus and the likes believing they are living the life. Imo is sooooooo dry of any reasonable development, (not to talk of industrialization); wack roads (compared to Enugu and Ebonyi) yet some idiots no get shame. Truth is in the next 10years with this trend, crime will heighten, people will have zero skill (only yahooyahoo skill), large number of Nigeria youths are headed nowhere with this internet scam stuff hardship with laziness has lured them into. Politicians intentionally making them hungry and jobless which in turn makes them ready political tools. Watch the unborn suffer lot lot more... The issue is more pathetic than a common mind can sense. Now coronavirus is finally here. I hope doesn't finish what is left, the only thing this country can boast of _Human capacity. This country is where I have seen the real grace of God. People are surviving the impossible. I am not aiming to write an articulated text for your reading pleasure. I agree I no even know book. The pain in my heart pass knowing book. If you can't put together whatever I write here, I no kuku get time to explain. Lets call it what it is; It's not well. Sorry Nigeria. |
I believe the cure will come. The question is WHEN. Fact is, the true scale of escalation is downplayed. Brace up guys, shit is going down. |
Davidflight:I would pardon you because you said "Average" Dude we are burning mulla in Bayern |
Everyone want to act in 9ja. I wish you success wherever you find it and whatever it means to you. |
bigfrancis21:Vielen Dank für die Beratung. |
Many thanks for your response. in case of ETC,wh will issue this certificate? Foreigners office (auslanderbehorde) here in Germany or Nigerian embassy here in Germany (this one na die) bigfrancis21: |
I am a Nigerian living in Germany. Booked my ticket 2 months back but just realized that at my travel date, my passport would be 1 day short of 6 months. I called the airline and they told me: "from our side, Nigerians are allowed to travel to Nigeria with expired passport, even still, your passport would still be valid. But, you need to confirm with the embassy" Now this answer is altogether confusing. What can I do? |
fuckerstard:should we spill it? |
Akinwunmy:still available? |
Hadampson:why go for "good" when there is "better" and "best"? Baden Württemberg have so many international companies that would grab you. I've made so many emphasis on the pros and cons of Schweinfurt. I don't know what to explain again. Where I work, I never saw any dark-skinned. It says a lot. Most of our predecessors never got internship here, they went to BW. When you come here too you would understand the stress of relocation. The thing is, here is saturated; small city with a university.. I don't mean impossible, but do the statistical analysis and don't waste your time. Come to de and survive that's all I can say. K'emsia. |
Dollarman how far now? Choi see ablemen them. dailydolar: |
Kuku burst my head!! I just dey read all my wrong English. Abeg make una no mind me. I don drink........H2O alcohol so deadly. ![]() Eldeee: |
Studentenwerk and SWG are not the same. Take Studentenwerk like Normal School hostel managed by the uni. I no like am because na only students dey there and you have to leave after your studies. Plus, i am a private person, i am more like on a code nigga. SWG is "WG" is the Wohnung = residence, . Stadt= City. So it's a public accommodation scheme. When they find a good reason why you should be in the city (studies or work), then its easier for you. Its not easy to get due to long list, but when you get it, you are okay. The rent is usually below 200 euro for everything. Normally, it is very cozy... And you leave when you feel like..not like the other one that you must have to leave after graduation. So imagine paying 350-450 euro (like in my school) with the Studenten wg.....Or rather less ? 150 euro basic rent...if you economize heater and water, you pay less than 200 a month. I know people paying 190 euro per month in a house better than most private homes. Pecky2222: |
Hearty congratulations newly admitted! Lob sei Gott!! Apologies for those i am unable to respond to their PMs na hustle cause am. I wish to thank all the contributors in this forum. just to add to what @Eldee narrated, i'd list few things that you might need to consider now you might still have time. 1) Get a drivers licence/learn driving. My company offered me a car, but i no get license. it will give you access to wide range of job opportunities. I no come fit spend 1800 euro plus the time to get am sharperly. To buy car here easy...sometimes you might wanna be sassy-classy .renting a Mercedes benz here for trip (better one is about 5 euro/day) Suffer nogo kill you for this life.2) Equip yourself. I got many opportunities. Forget dirty jobs, neat ones dey too if you clean yourself from home.example, i got an offer as social media content management/development (just be snapping photo for them, editing with photoshop/InDesign and upload in their social media platforms like their Facebook account, Instagram etc for 15euro/hr). Challie, i no sabi photshop ni. As a sharp guy i asked during the interview if i can learn in 2 weeks, they said "leider nicht".(Unfortunately no). Fvck! i lost the job and missed the fvcking cozy office ![]() Like i earlier mentioned, learn any functional programming language, u go be chairman. I also got a Nach hilfe (Extra-moral class for kinda SS3 mathematics class) 25 euro per hour. So you see? 3)If admitted, act with faith (I did so). Study related topics you might be needing for your future course. Revise your old notes. If you have access to internet, download or follow verified tutors on youtube. The thing is, you might not understand everything yet, but when you have an idea, its easier to ask the right question when it shows up in class. 4) Accommodation is a huge challenge (not a problem). If you are like me that like to be comfortable, apply for SWG in your city. This should be one of the earliest stuffs you should do. It's a government owned housing agency...their rooms are perfect and spacious with dining. Me i cannot comman squeez myself in one box and still pay high rent. SWG houses are fucking cheap. Embarrassingly cheap. If you rent under someone, you can be kicked out, its not secured. But SWG, you are renting direct from gwomenti. everything is standard. 5) If you are like me that had no one to pick me from airport and you no wan dey jump train or miss road, abeg avoid the stress. There is a reliable transportation here called Flixbus. When you are sure of your travel date, you can contact someone here to book it for you from airport direct to your city. It is even cheaper and more comfortable than train. 6) If you can learn how to barb or shave yourself, you are luck. Buy clipper. Learn it if possible. i was forced to. normally barbing here, cheapest is 10 euro. Shaving 3 euro. When i came newly, i barbed for 29 euro, mostly need to barb 2wice a week, when i did the maths, e no soft oooo. Alaye na polythene bag you wan use comeback naija 7) Open a euro account with a reliable bank. Get all the details, if you are married and you trust your spouse, make it a joint account. In fact, find a way of dumping euro in Naija when you come here. If possible, make a possibility that your spouse (back home) or your siblings or your lawyer or your best friend can be able to withdraw the money if you authorize. You will meet so many small children here. Don't be deceived. If you don reach to marry, marry. No dey do baby-pan-cake. shatap ya mauth . Truth is, you will never remain young.9) If you are wishing to marry oyibo or oyibo marry you, get prepared. What worked for Mr A might not work for Mr B. What i mean to say is, prepare other strategies. No go abandon school unto all-is-in-order. People no dey hard to frustrate for this town. If e no dey for paper, no be you get m, even if you give oyibo belle, if she no go declare am for office, you still dey on a long thing. If you catch the one wey love you, she go even cry make you marry am, even carry am go Naija. But the thing is, you are the Nigeria she is seeing. Some of us here dey mumu. creating very silly impressions. When i see them i just turn left. Nonsense. 10) Within your last few weeks of travel, go for proper medical checkup (I checked everything ). Be sure you treat any of our tropical sicknesses. Because if you carry malaria come here, na ambulance things. But here, malaria no dey to the best of my knowledge. I go hospital tell them say "doctor na malaria....na my normal sickness for nigeria, whenever i dey feel like this, i just know say na malaria" i just dey talk like small pikin, at he end, no be malaria. Shame no dey gree me go there again . come with some drugs if you wanna. its not necessary if you ask me.11) Don't learn the language! As a big boy/girl na nonsense I am an opposite living testimony.12) There are many things to distract you here, even your fellow blacks....in fact Nigerians. Get ready for it all. Know what you want and go for it. Don't reveal too much about your personality. Sadly, na person wey sabi you go betray you. THIS IS YOUR GERMANY; YOU PRAYED FOR YOU HOPPED FOR YOU INVESTED IN TAKE IT FVCKING PERSONAL!!!!!!! K'emesia. |
Use both. In principle, only your HND is required. K'emesia Vickysnipe147: |
Most of our guys wan run go this uni sef Deustchemann: |
janettee:That's the point. I cannever answer any nonsense pm asking me silly questions. Nobody said it's not possible to make it here, but ask yourself "how many out of how many". That's Statistics for you. Last semester over 70percent failed Statistics, Accounting, Maths, Phy, Econs; this semester they had to change some Profs. handling those courses. It's that Bad. Now we are doing 3 accounting in one semester(Cost acct, Managerial Acct and Corporate Finance). The other school is doing only 2 Accounting, even spread it to the 2 semesters. They are not even offering Statistics whereas we are doing 3 Statistics in one semester. By the time you copy note for class and 3 long notes full for one course, you go tell me where you wan begin read. Most of the time, you go understand but no time to even read all because the course content is too much. The idiots even brag about it, yet they're failing and dropping out. When you come here you go know... |
@IAmPhiL, dear Bro/Sis, i am going to react to this but once and never again. You made a vague statement with no cogent facts and on what i assume to be weak/slimy ground and it was easy to condemn me before the "whole world here" and posterity. By the way it took only one man to condemn Jesus to death, though his statement wasn't personal "Crucify Him;Let HIS blood be upon us and our children children" One man saying US? Like play like play, the crowd joined "crucify Him!! Crucify Him!!!!" and Pilate nack Jesus judgement base on one man's "insinuation". Let's assume everything was arrangee in Jesus matter sha. I don't know your age, i am not too worried about it either, but i will slap myself if i am responding to a tantrum from a boy/girl below 30. You didn't even point out any misleading information from me; You didn't point out which part of Germany you schooled and what grade you passed with, how many years it took you to graduate and the aftermaths. Where do you live now? You just got up from your "slumber to say trash about another person's personal opinion"? Your type support bad government in Nigeria as far as you are not directly affected. 1) It took me from September to End of February to get a job here in Schweinfurt after aggressive job-hunt with my good level of German. All my seniors i know are not working here. The ones that worked before only did during summer and mostly outside Schweinfurt. Only one, was able to even get the summer job with Scheafler. Every other guy that came this last winter with me are working in other cities outside Schweinfurt. Infact, just one firm named s.Oliver. them just pack go there dey do strenuous jobs out of "Can't help". Commute every morning at the train station to work with 5.30to 6.00 am train inside cold. This job they can't continue, when school resumes else them go fail prapra. I work with Bosch. So only me, minus like 20 of us, na good news be that? 2) Schweinfurt as the internet says is one the most Industrialized city in German and 3rd richest. This is because it is like a hub of companies. These companies cannot give you student job bro. Which certificate you get? Wetin you wan do for them? E just be like for naija, you wan work for Shell Petroleum or Big big compaines like that "4 hours per day as permitted by your student status" the job i am doing at Bosch is a sub-letted contract which the company (Bosch) itself no get time for. I am the only black there so i smile all the time against my personal wish as if i am always happy. I dey answer Sir, Ma to person wey no bathe last night, with dirty teeth and untidy shoes. Me wey get swag back home? one just sent me nonsense errand today i nearly cried on my painful safety booth (Mumu me go tell them my normal size without knowing that safety boot need to be oversize) 3) Language spoken in Bayern is mainly Bayrisch. Google it. I don't even want to bug. I never knew the difference until i traveled to other parts of Germany, it was a different ball-game. People were just speaking German i was familiar with (I already studied German by myself in Nigeria before coming here) and i felt good for once that i could understand what they were saying. If i had stayed more than a week, my German would have improved tremendously just by listening to people speaking the correct one. By the way, all Germans certificate exams are not written in Bayrisch which is spoken in Bavaria. It is written in Hoch deustch. 4) 2 professors in my school said it hooohaaa, "Education in this Bayern region is usually more difficult than other parts of Germany" now @heybaby have confirmed the same thing from her end. I will not explain this, but the number of admitted students and the number of retained students in my class has proved it. Germans inclusive. Everything in life depends on individuals and your future plans. Our guys here normally tell me "Pass na Pass you dey find good grade?" and YES i dey find good grade make i fit do masters. I know people in my class, a cameroonain and Indian, these guys dey correct Prof mistakes sef but couldn't make good grade from former school but had to change school and come here to start afresh. So kolewerk? You think say i be Olodo abi? I never fail YET no mean say those wey fail na duns. One thing you should know here is that no fuvking Prof is starting from the scratch for you. Most of the time, the lecture go dey sound Calabar and Kalabari langage for your ears so you gats do self study. Wey the time? smh 5) Na so them tell us "Mawista is this Mawista is that" we just gree we no ask "proper people" question. Now i know the disadvantage of listening to people like you. With mawista, i had to pay my bill first at the hospital, even though they reimbursed me after a while, what if i no get the money to bill to pay upfront? Now Mawista gets increasingly expensive after the first year until it is eventually far more expensive than AOK. For you to really work very well here, you need to be in a public health insurance. With private, no employer will allow you work long. i am saying facts that has happened to me. I have many "reasonable" German friends too. It's political somehow. Mawista is not a sole German Company. xxxxxxx so use your head if you have one. If you go to hospital with AOK, they treat you, even thank you, give you food, tell you customer come next time. Because you are not even the one who is paying, AOK will pay and it's a German owned public health insurance. I will not talk too much. Even when your family eventually join you, your AOK insurance will cover all with small money ontop. So because i dey use Mawista, should i encourage all and sundry to use it just because it is cheap at first entry? Who love at first site epp? Them just nack my guy medical bill of 2800 euro last week. Please,be in his shoes and enjoy his reality of Mawista. 6. For a small example, I am going to upload an engineering course here from another Uni and my own, look if i have German modules in mine. The other school has German modules in it (with embarrassingly 5CP each level in your last semester). Just imagine say you dey finals and already have C1/C2 level of German? they are simply preparing you to be employed. Here, we pay for each level and its not graded. Asin, e no even dey curriculum sef. The campus language center just organize it. So we are doing about 7 courses every semester in that case. I dey talk still some people no get sense. When i went deep into the other school's curriculum, the mode of most exams na presentation. Some courses they even said "No exam" I called a friend in Saarland and asked how she was going about her Exams, She said "No exams, i just have plenty homework to do" I come dey ask myself, no be his same Germany all of us dey? The other School have like 4 electives. Here we have 8 electives with 1 general elective and 2 core competencies. So when you gradute, wetin them go call you? Engineer(er)? and wetin dem go call the other person? Iginia? You are a little mad!! 7. In my school you must complete at lest 75% of all course work every semester. I will upload the evidence too. Even some of our guys no sabi this thing until it's late. Me, e no dey hard me i do go the "right office" to find out myself. Some things you actually clicked "I agree to"without reading, e go clear your eye when you enter problem. People wey dey find reason to comot you for their school sef. 8. One idiot uncle of mine in USA had his friend telling him how he was making 10k euro doing 2 jobs during summer as a student in Germany. I don do all the Maths, permutation and combination, i no see how e take possible. Even Daimlar (Mercedes) that is paying highest cannot give you that in 5 months fulltime job as a student. Here, you can only do one full-time job (with tax) and one neben job which is 450 euro (without tax) only during holliday. It is not possible to do 2 fulltime jobs in Germany. If you can break the law here and hammer 2 full-time jobs here at once, please take me to your native doctor. Schools around Norde Rhein Westfahlen give you students card to tour the whole NRW States for free all the time, how is it better than our ticket that cannot even take you to our main Campus in the same Lower Frankonia region? This means, you can't even go to Munic with your student's card here not to talk of the whole Bayern. 9. Since our people like to be lied to....everything wey i just talk na lie. Most guys here enter DE, find way enter USA make dem get 2 years stamp incase e red dem run. Dem no go tell you the truth. Most of them no dey go de school sef. Alaye mind your business oooo make you no qoute me again even from your grave. I dont like the way i am just irritated just because i carve out my sleeptime to come here to open our people eye. Abroad no been dey hungry me bad bad like that oo. I bin get options oo, make you use your head. Even other nonsense rules wey dey for here weak man.When you graduate here in this region, you need to earn a certain net per year to qualify for their paper. Its not that tough in other parts of Germany. Now after them frustrate you finish and graduate you with poor grade, you think say when you apply for Masters here and anywhere in the world them go talk say: If you are here and you studied in Bayern, go one side? Shatap ya deti mouth dere! If you pm me and ask me any useless question eeee, you go know say water dey sweet na when e dey cup. Even swimming pool water dey kill, e get Mianland water for Lagos, E get Imo river, Nworie river, E get one for Warri around Patani bridge, e get one for lokoja around Senator Dino Melaye side, water dey Rivers too, e even get he one wey dey prepare fowl for chop. K'emesia. IAmPhiL: |
People come to Europe for many reasons sha. Since our results came out for the first semester, people don quiet for our class group chat. I mean both Americans, Indians etc. Have you encountered those lecturers that are "stingy" with marks? My dear, a friend in Cottbus is doing 4 courses in a semester (renewable energy something) and all the exam he says is like a presentation. That means, you'd be given a topic to go and research and at the exam day you just come do presentations. Here in my school in Bavaria, i just need someone in this NL in my school to come and testify. ![]() Me i know i am not lazy, but when you feel you got all the answers correct and yet the result just be like say you dey lie. LIFE: all the regions of NRW, have one ticket to tour them. Students card (from semester fee) of about 250 euro per semester, that means, you have wider tourism destination and job search possibilities. Here, we have two campuses, your ticket from Schweinfurt campus cannot take you to Wurzburg campus....same Lower Franconia oooo not to talk of the whole Bavaria? Tankiu.No fun. social life here is dead because people here are mainly old people and workers. Nobody has your time really. They don't even speak Hochdeutsch...that's official German. They speak Bayriesch dialect. No "guten Morgen" here ooo...na "Servus" oder "Grusse dich" so imagine all the Germans you read in the book? See i don't even gave time to be explaining again. People think you don't want them to come where you are, as if i even know you in person. The thing is, we don't want you to face what shit we are facing. Some guys in other cities are schooling, balling and saving money with less stress, why do you want to do it how e go hard you? One of our guys failed 3 courses this semester. now that means next semester, he's already in a shitty pressure. Now my school is collaborating with Auslandbehorde (foreigners office where you go to renew your paper), every semester you must complete 75percent of your coursework else, you have issues. That means 5 out of 6 courses every semester(We are doing 6 courses every semester for my course, Business and Engineering). This does not include the compulsory German course you must prove. For instance, i got 1.3 in my A1 German, and 1.0 in my A2 German exam. Unfortunately, here, it doesn't count in your total CGPA. whereas in other Unis, the language counts in your CGPA and it is part of normal class, so you expected to normally graduate with C1 or C2 (which makes getting job pretty easier for you) which is the highest German....in the whole world . Here the German class is held outside normal study time table, but it is a must oooo and you have to pay for it...each level.Finally, i know wetin carry e come Germany, if i had known, i wouldn't come to Schweinfut. Bavarians are just proud, they wanna tell you "yo! this is Germany and we are the real native Germans" so they are strict with everything. Not as if i don't have job, honestly i am the only one yet, other Nigerians here are paying Train ticket to travel 60km or more daily to work. So because i got job and many didn't get, does it mean all is well with Schweinfurt? or because i didn't fail any course and many failed, does it mean i am smart and they are duns or does't mean the exam was easy? Na you sabi. Inferential statistics doesn't not depend on Mode, but mean distribution as a measure of central tendency and a specific confidence interval (E no go better for Prof Mark )Well,in this jungle, make your mind dey am. Uche gi ga-adi ya fulltime. Now i have food, i am hungry but i don't have time to even cook next minute i am going to work...chai Oluwa Biko oooo. K'emesia SSamuelo: |
I already gave you the magic. Doullinguo shit didn't work for me... Viele Erfolge dafur! Randy91: |
Yes. Not in goethe. By myself. Randy91: |
Greetings my people. ![]() Happy for be here again. To all my brothers and Sisters in this struggle, never loose hope. Poor people like us began this journey with nothing but "Hope" and finally the almighty peppered our Suya. Ordinary tooth pick cannot stop Us! Don't come here with your tribalism, it has spoiled a lot in my side. Don't learn the language. . My flatmate couldn't get job all these while after hundreds of applications. He managed to get a call yesterday from a potential employer for an interview on Monday. Luckily he was shouting hallo!! hallo!!! till he got to me and quickly passed me the phone. So i took the call for him and it was in invitation for interview on Monday. I spoke all the German and got all the details for him. How he's been wondering how he'd manage the interview tomorrow because no be him answer call. Unfortunately i can't follow him to the interview because i've got to go to work tomorrow. Since last night all i've been hearing from his end is no longer Netflix movie sounds and "I've gat you babe, to make me feel alright...." na Olukonya and TB Joshua tapes. ![]() I know how it feels to be jobless here. I pray God answers him really. It's not funny. Fasten your seatbelts guys. This hustle is fvcking real. K'emesia! |
I have replied your mail Sir and Lord and Mighty Cheif Electricboy: |
Insha Allah. Get the hell outta that shitty poohole. Oladecoolz: |
One person just blow my alarm for PM. If you come here "Pregnant as a student" with the thought that when you deliver, you and/or your child will get payper, na LIE! Anybody wey sell that poo to you dey deceive you. Germany don't give out citizenship on the right of "jus soli" whatever they call it like in US and Canada. Unless you get permanent residence (which is on the ground of having a permanent employment. and.... Maintaining this permanent residence for at least, 3 years, then you and your offspring "from then" becomes citizens. Not offspring before then ooo). K'emesia. |
Job always dey but it depends on your city. IT guys no dey look for work. Just know your stuff and they will beg you no to resign. Common DE job search engine na https://www.indeed.com/ Oladecoolz: |
Go to this website and tailor your search preferences. You will get schools and options that might interest you. Not only in Germany. https://www.studyportals.com/ you can find Bachelors, Masters, PhD, Short course, Language Course, Scholarships. Most travel agents use this website. It is a trusted web. K'emesia. fabiosmart: |
The thing is, our people like to be lied to. I said all I said because of some pms I have been getting many times asking me some yeye questions. I wish you best of lucks but information is priceless. One of my guys got one crazy school in a better place and i was like what? had i known....i no wan make you yell like me. All things are possible, that i know; but its easier and flexible someplace. If you think say i be Olodo, you are right. If you think otherwise, you are equally right too. But if you are my brother, i will tell you same. Some people are where they pay rent for 180 euro per month here. Some of us pay 350 to 450 per month. If you add insurance, you know what you are obliged to pay in a month. If you add feeding and leisure cost, do the Maths. Shebi BA na almost same amount of money? No be the same DE we still dey? No be same Cert we go get las las? no be same Payper we go still get las las? no be d same sitizensheep we go get las las? why go where e go hard you? I believe in the winner in you. K'emesia. klexycole: |
Saw one oyibo woman with 3 SL at the Deutsch Post office. one name i tried to peep na yoruba name. e be like say God don pick one of us call. Insha Allah we go dey alright. K'emesia. |



You will meet so many small children here. Don't be deceived. If you don reach to marry, marry. No dey do baby-pan-cake. shatap ya mauth