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My pastor added me on facebook and I innocently accepted.
2 Mins later his msg came in:.

Pastor: how are you?

Me: am fine my daddy.

Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike
you and your family.

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: are you there?

Me: yes my daddy

Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.

Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/crush you and your family
like a moving train, faster than the speed
of light in Jesus name.

Pastor: thunder fire you!

Hahaha!!! Good morning...my people please be happy.

Good morning folks...no long thing.

Imanuelle: Hi guys

not really had a good network coverage down here in ALUU,

Hope you're all holding up tight ?

To my brothers and sisters from OAU, chill. ........

there's a surprise somewhere !

Oga Imma! Did I just hear you mention Aluu as your location

I've helplessly watched as most of my ever vibrant and happy friends in this room have turned into sad gloomy individuals, because the federal government and ASUU have decided to fight out a battle at the expense of their happiness and sanity...well all I gotta say is may God in his infinite mercy take control.

Corper guys easy oh!

Good morning BC'13

Funpeter: Radiantqueen, shawrylux, sotenna and so on i dey hail for here ooooo

Bros you are highly sighted.

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s 19yrs old
son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation
ensued:
Tenant: Akpors! Wetin you dey do so?

Akpors: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always
complain say my life dey worthless!

Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie the rope for your waist?

Akpors: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie the rope for
neck, I NEARLY DIE!

I can feel August speeding away...I wish same for September, if October feels like crawling that's fine by me. November all the way...

INSTALLING LOVE. ███████████░░░░

60% Installation failed.
Error 404:
INSTALL MONEY FIRST!!!

Una good evening abeg...me need crash like a log of Iroko. See you guys.

shrimati: Good evening rummies, from Omotee to, Opes, Jenny lady, Odebbs husband of all, Winnie mamma, dimple cake aya odebbs, Shawry, immanuella, Sotena, maccokka, Bantie, CSO and more others that I can't type their names cos the alphabets that start their names aint on my keyboard, I salute una as u await the real date. To my OAU peeps hope u are keeping it real for the Almighty protest on Tues? We can do it now or never, we have a mission to fulfil its left for us to fulfil or betray it. On this note I chant our Aluta slogan.... Aluta continua...... Amandla Awetu....

I hail you brother.

Seriously having a bad day...my computer won't boot. Since morning.

Wife: Honey can I use OUR BLACKBERRY?

Husband: No problem; it's on the couch.

Wife: Can I use OUR jeep? I want to get something
in the market.

Husband: But you have ur own car; Ok, here is the key.

Wife: em, em, em honey, em, em can I use OUR ATM card? I want to get OUR money.

Husband: If I give you OUR slap, you will not see
clearly with OUR eyes to drive OUR jeep to collect
OUR money.



Good evening fellas...

My first Allawee...my dad!

I've been waiting to do something for him, no matter how little. He's been a great dad all my life.

My mum of course...she won't be left out of any of the treatments.

....and to God, all the glory!

The wife material in some ladies is not enough to sew a G-string...Klint d'Drunk.

Good morning to y'all...happy eid-el-everything to our muslim mates here.

Only me with 3 unknowns...no I don run.

j-slimz:
Your talking of the day we collect call-up letter, your forgetting about the day we see call-up number sef.

I fit run around this room e-n*ked.

I dey wonder the kind thing wey go happen here the day we'll collect our call-up letters...this room will definitely go gaga!

Good morning folks...have a good one today!

ARE U FEELING BORED?
AND U ARE WONDERING WHAT TO
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It's simple.. (Follow these steps)
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Pen & Paper from ur bag and write:
"I love you DAD and MUM" 10000
times!!
GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MINDS.

Making them feel loved! Bantie!

Beauty4Christ: thanks and u too. Hope u rested well?

Yes babe...hope you did too.

Good morning ladies and gents...have a nice day today.

Really hungry...I've not been this hungry in months, any food?

banttieman: Good morning mates. Countdown officially begins for me. We've got exactly 91 days to go. May our hopes not shatter by His grace. Amen.

Still too long...but God will lead us there.

Good morning good people!

Now she's back...MacCoka from makosa.

cdoffx: Na wah for you people in this house self. Una no see person and you no fit ask after person.
Anyway i've been searching around for something beneficial for you all.
Pls answer the following test questions and qualify for Masters scholarship in UK
Q1. Who took a little bite out of the popular Apple logo.
Q2. Whose hands are the two hands shaking on Nokia phones.
Answer these two questions correctly and you qualify for Masters scholarship in the Uk.

Oga...nawah oh.

Answer to number 1 is Steve Jobs.

Answer to number 2 is only known by my oga @ the very top.

Ogbeche77: oga, kuku tell us say you no get any recharge card for us

Exhibit some faith bross Ogbeche...answer the questions first.

pablo aimar: Sup odebbs, hope u're good, I'm also extending my greetings to you too.

@ Odebbs: Good morning big bros...happy Sunday.

Early morning quiz buddies... Answer and win 750 recharge card!!!

Provide correct answers to these questions with proofs possibly. Please add your phone number after providing the answers so that I can send you your airtime.

1. How many times have your mother
called your name since she gave birth to you?

2. How many times have you cut your
fingernails since you were born?

3. Translate this pidgin phrase "nawah oh" to queens english.

Don't forget to drop your numbers.
Thanks.


...and please do enjoy your Sunday to the maximum.