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hopeyemmy: Bro, u mean business o! 9 months things.

No I'll apply *coitus interruptus* there'll be no 9 months issue.

MacCoka: r u serious? Transforma dey na,it'll generate enof heat. Hehehehehe

Every device has a voltage rating, for the mean time *Mackosa* your rating is perfect for what I need tonight, Yemmy I hope you don't mind if I borrow your elder sister for some hours...from now till morning?

Kai! I need some serious cuddling tonight, the rain no funny at all.

MacCoka: one way visa 2 deir abode bawo? Take tym o, ma aburo aint goin 2 any ancestors abode o

Don't worry he'll be going with you, I forgot that you'd love the trip.

hopeyemmy: LMAO! Bring it on bro. How every?

Oga I dey here as you take keep me oh.

hopeyemmy: Jenny!

Imanuelle Boss!

Banttie Boss!

Funpeter!

Obinoral

Winnie

Dimples

Saintalone (Surest!)

MacCoka (Elder sister, lol)

Shrimati

Omotea (Brother of life)

Shawry (Oga at d top things)

Sotenna (Advisor)

Cdoffx (I don start to dey gym o)

Younghorbar!!!

XpensiveT (Popping boss)

Tarriwalters (Papi)

Colours (Prep going on fine, I hope)

Tutulicious

Alenkakent (Alhaji)

Tobsin (Waiting to hear from you)

Gfree

Radiant

De-sammy

Hailings everyone!

Advisor abi?...I'll advise you on how to ginger your ancestors to send you a one way visa to their abode. Lol!

I don laugh tire today Oh.

I saw this girl practically walk into a gutter...she fell in when she stepped over the edge. I didn't understand what happened at the moment, until I noticed that she was pressing her mobile phone, probably chatting someone, two guys ran to her aid, they pulled her out, I was just watching what was happening, she just dusted herself, walk off without a word of thanks to the two guys and continued pressing her phone as she walked away.

The two guys just stood there, staring at themselves, confused about what just happened, I walked up to them and asked them what they were waiting for...a thank you?
They turned towards me, and I told them to go and grab the girl and gently put her back inside the gutter if they can't tolerate what she just did.

Women una no go kill person Oh!

Guys are full of surprises...

You think you're too special, well that is till you find out he left you and followed someone far less beautiful, just because the lady has sincerely proven to him that she can bring out a genuine smile on his face, and give him rest of mind.

You think you've got the right to date 10 guys, boast about it and call any of them in front of the other one just to get him jealous, okay, well now each of these guys now knows that he's not the only one, and trust guys they are full of surprises, yeah.

You *the lady* is like a footballer in a soccer field alone with 10 footballs, so what good are you? You can't do anything meaningful with the 10 balls at the same time.

The guys will find out what you've been doing and will turn themselves into 10 footballers in a soccer field with you the *special lady* as the football...now you know the difference in the two game settings.

Never you as a lady think you're catching fun when you don't know what it means to have fun.

In the jungle a thin line separates the hunter and the hunted, you can cross that line without knowing it, and that means you maybe already be going down before you find out you're on the wrong end of the barrel.

celi4ever2k5: @sotenna what a wonderful and intriguing investigation it was... Hoping that one day my dear nation will have dedicated professionals who will follow such cases with great intent of finding the root cause in a murder case.

Out there people are driven by the passion they have for their jobs, but here we're driven by the money...if money is not involved we ain't interested.

dimplecakes: Evening my good people


@sotenna the attacker...lol

Dimples me no dey give those agberos chance oh!

j-slimz:
Very twisted indeed. So unfortunate, what he planned for his mother turned out to be his fate.
#smh# Do unto others what you want them to do to you.

Yes oh

Do you like to read a good murder mystery?

This is an unbelievable twist of fate.

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science (AAFS). AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the
legal complications of a bizarre death.

Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994. The medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-storey building intending to commit suicide.

He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the
deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able
to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

Ordinarily, Dr Mills continued, someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism that brought about the death might not be what he or she had intended, is still defined as committing suicide.

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a
homicide case in his hands.

The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously, and he was threatening her with
a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B."

When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.
Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use
the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the twist...Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly disappointed over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window.

The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

pablo aimar: Guys, make we use this one as appetiser to exercise mouth and tummy before who suppose cook for us today bring our chow.

Pablo this business will surely make a very outstanding PPA for you.

dimplecakes: @ Sotenna YAFF VEX ooooooooooo


@ funpeter dear.....am fyn. How is obinoral

But Dimple_C check am
now *17th of june*, of what year?, the idea no gel at all, it's epileptic in nature.

ideology: hello people, prepare, your camp opens 17 June

Please who is this person? 17th June of what year do you mean.
Ideology please what Idea are you trying to bring in here, cos you've got me confused

We don't tolerate epileptic ideas here, if you want to serve 17th june of next year please find another thread or open one that points towards that your idea.

We are going to wear khaki this november joor!

Funpeter: no probse jst be ready to provide and do the following things thats our bride price
1 200 tubers of yam
2 2 gallon of palm oil and groundnut oil each
3 20 yards of most expensive laze
4 sponsored all the siblings to go abroad
5 bag of salt, rice and dried and stock fish also with diffrent kind of fruits
6 remember to bring exostix drinks along for grandpa take note of dat
7 also be ready to take 50 stroke of cane as tradition demand but u can apease the diety with a sum of 50 thounsand pound not naira.
Others we be communicated to you in the course




funpeter
for the family.

Hmmm! Surely she will remain a spinster for the rest of her life. Lol

There's a very cruel torture technique invented by the Russian military, used on POWs (Prisoners Of War).

A rat is placed on the stomach of a captured enemy soldier, covered with a metal bucket and clamped shut, then the metal bucket is heated from its sides thereby making the bucket hot and its content uncomfortable.

The rat runs around inside the bucket crying and scratching the surfaces enclosing it, as the heat increases the rat gets more agitated, then suddenly it stops crying, and that is when the prisoner gets into serious trouble.

The rat stops crying and starts making use of its senses, it feels its environment, and finds the softest part which is the stomach of the prisoner and starts chewing its way through it...it chews until it comes out through any other part of the prisoners body.

Lesson: Crying is human, it shows that you're in pain or that you've been cornered into a bad situation, but it doesn't solve any problem.
You've to know when to stop crying and start finding a possible solution to your problem.
You don't stop fighting until you're clearly out of that problem.

Learn to live...Live to learn!

Helenqollinz: Una gud mornin 4 here ooo.Pablo(dear)Sotenna(dearest) hw are u both doin?

This lady no go kill me Pablo (dear), Sotenna (dearest), so na competition things wey me and this my guy dey. My Helen nawah oh! This is a dangerous situation. Lol!

Ah! ASUP don call off their strike...more good news. Thank God!

Good morning house...hope you guys slept well, I slept like a log.

Funpeter: sparctakus, crixus and ganicus all killed in season 3 so who was the actor in season 4?

The season 4 is dubbed #War of the damned. Only the black guy (doctore their trainer) and Crixus were killed...maybe what I watched wasn't complete.

shawrygal: Am hearing this for the first time. Season 4. I must watch it. Lol

It's been out quite for sometime now.

banttieman: Have you seen as their oga @ d top died? He was killing since season 1 den get am for 4. Kill by the sword, die by it.

Yeah...Crixus, he was beheaded by Crasus.

I've been watching Spartacus season 4. That movie...na behind closed doors I dey watch am oh, them too dey surprise person with some kind things. Lol!

WinnieDPooh: Shrimati, Jslims, Banttieman, Creamychi, McCoka, Alenkakent, gfree, Immanuel, De-Sammy, Maediamond, Sotenna, Funpeter, Obinoral, Dimplecakes, Yame014, Hopeyemmy, Davidhume, Oddebs, Omoteamac, Shawrygal. Shawrylux, Helenqollinz, Beauty4Christ, Benzyn, Tutulicious, Pablo aimar, Coloursnbrushes, Shuntelb, Detola, Saintalone, Mikigen, Winniedpooh lol, NYSC Moderators(Crazyman & Ogbeche77) and all those i didnt mention their names una goodevening ooo

Good evening to you.

MacCoka: ah ahn guys only keh

Cdoffx tell you and Chi wey dey creamy, sorry Creamy Chi make una go organise food since una dey here dey play with our tommy, now una don reduce me to eating Banana and Suya for dimmer. So how you think say I go invite you?

MacCoka: ah ahn guys only keh

Cdoffx tell you and Chi wey dey creamy, sorry Creamy Chi make una go organise food since una dey here dey play with our tommy, now una don reduce me to eating Banana and Suya for dimmer. So how you think say I go invite you?

Guys make una join me as our ladies no wan bring food for us.

Guys only!

maeDiamond: J-slimz, deresimon, shawrygal, banttieman, sotenna.
I dey greet o

Good evening babe! Howdy?

Whenever the topic of choice of state to serve comes up I'm always confused.

11 guests, and 7 members #smh