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Imanuelle: make Collins catch you first.

Imma I beg no report us I just be *auxiliary boyfriend* you know now like Land lord and caretaker matter.

Imanuelle: Sote ...

that's a classic oh..

nice one there.

Thank you!

Our destinies in life are not the same. Our ships won't sail in one direction.

We were born to find different things, so we've to go our different paths.

We hail each other when our paths cross, we discuss our life journeys and again we set sails.

Sinking a fellow sailor's ship will never make you superior, wiser or make you reach your quest in peace or easily.

When you see people prosper, smile cos they're the light at the end of your tunnel...one day someone will look at you in that same way and will be filled with hope.

If you can't stand others prosperity the sea will open it's jaws and swallow you...it has swallowed many, so don't think of yourself as invincible.

It's your life, it's your voyage, be the captain and let Almighty God be your ever reliable compass.

Bon Voyage!

Good morning great people!

Helenqollinz: Y na my luv?

Whenever my mind is busy, sleep never comes...it's like trying to sleep in a noisy class.

Helenqollinz: My dear,na dis Chere. nd Sera. church decide 2 do vigil 2day o nd d noise no gree me sleep.Hw fa na,wats happenin?

Sleep has forsaken me oh

Helen! Awake by this time? Wow...And I've been feeling cold all along.

Imanuelle:

Jemmy's yemmy ?

Well second to his love for Jenny is his love for Atomic Bombs.

He once asked me if I could make a bomb for him after I told him I studied biochemistry in school.

Imanuelle: he can serve his father land planting bombs.

As a graduate he can be posted to inspect the cultivation site...as in using his legs to stump on them to make sure that the land mines are well buried.

hopeyemmy: PS abi? U know Fambo hall?
You guys are many here. Alankakent and some others I can't remember. Una fit team up and make me atomic bombs?

I never know wetin you dey find for atomic bomb...you go soon serve for Bornu state.

hopeyemmy: Sotenna don run comot.

I dey for backyard I dey come.

My statement of result now cooling off in a brown envelope in my room!

102 days to the D-Day!

banttieman: you will soon start calling her Cosa. Olodo

Hmm...plenty people dey vex oh! Okay make I comot when things settle down I fit come back.

pablo aimar: Guy, I no bribe you with jack daniels o, besides na "evening special" be the name, and I just offer you the full bottle as you say cold dey catch you. I do bad wey I offer to help?
Any how sha, I dey wait for your yarns, hope say when u want deliver make sure say u cook am well o.
And who give you dat mind to call helen your girl, take time o... As you don turn paris wey dey go every state/country dey snatch people spouse, no try am with me cos I go let you know say agamemnon, achilles $ poseidon all in one person.

Okay sir, no problem sir...no be woman matter we go quarrel for.

Cddofx, ruffneck, D Granite, ever gallant Lady J, Detola, Yemmy, Yame, Our CSO, Immanuelle, Shawry, Funpeter and Benzyyn.

MacCoka the only friend-in-law I've got, and her grandpa bante banttie the only digital native doctor I know...may your days last longer than a stick of cigar.

Pablo wey wan bribe me with jack daniels to collect my dear Helen of Troy...hmm I never get wetin I go tell you.

Dimple I sincerely hope yaff woken up.

Who again remain...all our guests na kobnomi we go give una to reveal your true faces.

Una good morning Oh.

julicoka: pls somebody should help me wth nysc website address

Julicoka?! Oh my! MacCoka needs to see this...another *Coka* in the house, wonderful!

Abi na her sister?

cdoffx: A warm good morning to you all, my bro Sotenna, my sweetest heart macCoka, her friend dimple, grandpa banttie, grandma winnie, shawry, funpeter, yemmy, mama j who'll look any big chested macho in the face, benzynn and everyone too great to be mentioned

Good morning bro...I downloaded the novel you to told me about, I could get only one (the dooms day) out the two, the other book was redirecting me thru chains of torrent links so I couldn't get any foot hold.

Kai! I don miss much!

Yemmy. Lol! Easy oh.
*Makossa* and her grand father *Panttie*...hehehe I no fit shout.

I can see some people are missing me...that's good.

Cdoffx my bros I double hail you oh!

Helen I dey one corner dey think wetin two of us fit do to alleviate this cold...but I also know that Pablo get him own plans too.

Finally this place na im be the best!

cdoffx: Dimple how far now.
Brother Sotenna na that fine girl wey i tell you say i want give you be this o. She fine gan

She fine, but I want 9 to 12 years old girl like Senator Yerima. Lol!

That someone like that is one of the people at the helm of affairs in this country means we ain't moving forward.

This one wey I wan serve for Ogun state I sincerely hope there girls no dey get six packs, e get as e be if you dey expect something soft but come feel something hard...e no dey make sense.

MacCoka: Antenna,u wudnt wanna teh na

Cdoffx e be like say your wife to be want to test her husband friend. Lol!

MacCoka: u dis boi u jes dey talk sinc,u no even fear face,shey na me b 'mackosa'*brings out gun* *cocks gun* i wnt kee u,i will only wound u small.

Mackosa I swear if you c*ck gun for me, I go c*ck something for you.

shawrygal: Better becos for me body building is not the koko. The real koko is the baba ibeji. Lol

Shawry I no know say you dey talk reach like this oh...I beg which one be baba ibeji?

shawrygal: @cdoffx, you woke up very late, hope no problem. That picture no good at all, as all his body big like that, his third leg is too small. Lol

Third leg? Hehehehe...laughing in mozambique! Today go good oh.

cdoffx: mama J you sure say somebody's liquid never start to de flow

Bros na which liquid be that again?

hopeyemmy: You do realise that is my sister you are referring to, eh? Take your time.

You been dey sleep when your old man named her *Mackosa*?

Maybe as Bantty be una grandpa, it only natural to assume Awilo is her biological father...so I just referred to her by her surname.

obinoral: Sotenna,yame014 and yemmy i hail ooo, yemmy any news frm omotea?

My bros ndewo!

shawrygal: Hahhahhahahhahahhah. Don't kill me with laugh Ooº°˚˚˚°º .

My sister I no know wetin *Awilo* want again oh.

MacCoka: so,na d chest b dah?

Bia! Mackosa, wetin again you want, if the size of that one no do you, then you must be looking for a man with br*asts as in like a woman's own. Na wetin you want?
Even the six packs wey you dey look for dey their, the six packs even reach for him ribs.

cdoffx: Sotenna remember say we be brothers we suppose storm the place together now

No worry next time...I bought a bottle of cashew nuts and have been eating it while watching a movie, I just noticed that it has gone half way now and also noticed that I'll probably be purging tomorrow morning, that is if it doesn't start this night, so we'll go another day.

cdoffx: Sotenna na only cutlass them allow for the programme ? Because na axe me want carry enter o because me no want show mercy for devil head o

Okay na only direction wey I go give you...I no go follow go oh.

MacCoka sweet, i'm only telling him those compliment are strictly reserved for me[/quote]This is getting very *erogenous*...I dey one side dey view in 3D.

cdoffx: see this my brother o. I no know why them carry you go east wey they come carry me go west. Don't worry i'll teach you we just feel like flexing tonight,
Na satan head we want cut for the programme

Satan fire! Where you see satan, na anybody wey show for the programme wey go lose him head.

MacCoka: aww,so u cant read yoruba. Anyway as 4d prog i'll come if u can provide a flyin car 2 come pick me. Aoz u?

I'll be fine my friend-in-law.

Look at the picture of the programme well before you make your decision about coming.