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I've been on the previous pages to catch up but I didn't catch up well, 90% of the discussion was done in Yoruba language which I don't understand. All is well sha! Even if you people were planning to put me
in the well.

By the way you're invited to this night programme...

[quote author=Benzyyn][/quote]You're highly welcomed back Sir.

Good morning people.

banttieman: I see. Why were you sweating then? Lol

That is to tell you how uncomfortable the situation was for me.

banttieman: Sotenna so you don collect so many samples like this? Your eyes dey try oh. Chai

Baba na only once and na under duress Oh.

cdoffx: oga mi sotenna pls wetn be HVS. Please enlighten your bro because i sure say you self no know wetn we de talk for mathematics in Algebra when we say GROUPS OR RINGS.

Just go to google and search *HVS sample collection* after that no ask me again...I no fit dey talk am here.

Out of boredom I've been watching one of these Korean movies H.I.T...very funny stuff.

I don laugh tire.

shawylux: Dat is y u have to be fully protected while carrying out any test by wearing surgical gloves. Me i ll love to work in a hospital.

Enjoy yourself my sister.

I can remember all the tests I had to carry out on patients, especially the very gross ones, and I don't think I'd like to be doing that for the rest of my life.

Sputum smear and staining for tuberculosis (AFB).

Urine and Stool analysis.

Sample collections...especially the ones that I was forced to do in the name of professionalism. My hospital was functioning on one third of it's staff on one fateful saturday, I was called in to work, we were only two guys in the whole lab, which was my HOD and myself. A lady came in and was recommended for HVS Test, I was shocked when my HOD handed me a swab stick to go and collect the sample, I was about asking him if I was the right person to collect the sample when he yelled at me about saving lives, I had to take the lady to the sample collection room to collect the sample...seriously sweating all the way thru the process.

Just wondering where these people will post me...
Biochemistry/Microbiology. Make them no just dream hospital come my side, I take God beg them.

I used to like working in a hospital until I did my Industrial Training in a teaching hospital, the laboratory section (Virulogy). The job pays well, but very hazardous...chances that you'd pick a disease you're trying to diagnose is fairly high.
A single mistaken pin prick on your own finger, especially when you're running tests on HIV patients can instantly put a very short time stamp on your life span.

On this note Industry go make sense pass.

Younghorbar and Bantie thanks...I've got it.

What a relief, every disappointment is surely a stepping stone to a blessing.

I've scanned the web I can't find anything about corpers serving in other institutions other than schools.

Can I get a link?

banttieman: For just a kiss? I will catch you in camp where Yemi won't be. He'd be in the north.

You go catch me for camp? If I hear! You think say those soldiers go gree make you carry you walking stick enter camp? And without it you're just an ordinary old man.

banttieman: Sup Jenny? Have a wonderful kiss from me.

Hmm wonderful kiss abi...make Oga Yemmi catch you, I swear him go invoke thunder wey fail brake to microwave your lips.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl in an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow's excrete turns out a flat and patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh*it?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

God bless your hustle...have a nice week people!

MacCoka: gud nyt "d naughty"

Check well I no naughty pass you oh.

MacCoka: he go,go search 4 am,we av "hangin garden of babylon,d pyramid nd odas,he'll bring d 7 2 naija.

I tell you before...you go soon turn to suya!

G.O.O.D.N.I.G.H.T. T.O. Y.O.U. A.L.L!

MacCoka: shey u no knw d 7 wondas ni, its nt wat u r tinkin o,SOTENNA,UR Mynd ehn

Which kind seven wonders of the world dey for backyard?

shawrygal: j-slimz(f), shrimati(m), shawrygal(f), Funpeter(m), MacCoka(f), banttieman(m), Sotenna(m), hopeyemmy(m), cdoffx(m)
I hail you all. Am happy the room is back to normal.

Evening sis! Mackosa and her dubious grandpa no gree me see road.

MacCoka: i dnt want 6 packs o,i want d 7 wondas of d world at d backyard

This woman *seven wonders of the world* and na for your backside sorry backyard you want am.

Wetin dey hungry you no dey for any market oh! Maybe we go find am for your grandpa's shrine.

MacCoka: i hail u 2. Buh lets talk family talk,r u qon accept ma grandpa(banttie),marriage proposal?

Madam Ndeewo!

banttieman: hahahaha. We go first use you do barbeque

Name: Bantty Bante
State of Origin: Osun state
State of Service: Anambara state
Call up number: 000419AN
Place of Primary Assignment: Okija Shrine.

banttieman: You dey vex oh. Na Rihanna we won give am?

Na because of Mackosa Bantty wan ofen oppice por my bruda head? Kai! Walahi me I go carry am for that nyarinya do suya.

cdoffx: sotenna abeg that police man whey de alws beat him wife for your neighbourhood. He go fit for this thing na. But my in law that other thing make we use money settle am now

Rat don chop the guy kidneys.

Funpeter: oya tell us where dey macoka fit consider u oooo

Una know say everybody dey gym the part wey dem feel say na im important pass for them...me e get part wey me dey gym, to encourage high precision and performance.

MacCoka: u geh 6 packs? Hehehehe. If i con say i no go marry u nko'

Hmm she needs a guy with six packs.
Well Cdoffx you get am for your belly now, my own dey for another important part of my body...so carry on.

MacCoka: we r nt relatd nau,y wud a stranga tell me tales,infact am olda dan im gaan,

I don suffer

cdoffx: Sotenna you no say you be my padi na why i de tell you this o. He get something wey fit make man cripple o. No be those two legs i mean o. The third leg. You know wetn i mean

I don unscrew my own keep for my drawer before I come here now...you think say that one get spare?

MacCoka: hehehehehehehe,Sotenna' thou art bin caught by fear.

I fear only his walking stick.

banttieman: Sotenna

Yes sir! I dey here sir! In fact present sir...don't mind what you read sir.

cdoffx: boss me, i no fit look your eye but na my bride to be you want borrow. Pls o leave her for me o

Haba sir! I know see you in time, I come say make I become your caretaker, I know say na you be oga landlord oh. No worry sir.

This site self person go write one thing another thing go come out, Co*itus interruptus na bad word?