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Immanuelle you'll definitely serve in a babalawo's shrine.

While others are buying white shorts and t shirt, you'll be buying 10 yards of red cloth, and 10 yards of white cloth, a pair of singlets, a pair of old slippers, white chalks, and a feather from a female vulture.

shawrygal: I laugh in ijebu.

Sister na true I talk oh.

MacCoka: ah ahn d same plate keh,i dnt want

Give me McCoka?
Do you know what that means?
You want to give me Banttie's grand daughter. Hmm! And Helen is hearing this.

Banttie fit no get teeth at his age but his walking stick never misses a target.

Imanuelle: he defeated both John Cena and the undertaker with both hands tied.

Wonderful.

Helenqollinz: Hahahahaha,oh!so simply becose Cdoffx is ur friend,u dnt want 2 tk up d fight anymore.Tot u said u luv me*cryin*

My love forget issues. You never see that guy chest abi, the guy na Chaka Zulu Oh

j-slimz:
Hahaha .... Ok, I'll hold on tight. Thanks for helping.

God have mercy.

Helenqollinz: Sotenna,gud mornin my luv.Its Codffx.He said gud mornin 2 u b4 i could hail u.

Nne you be confirmed Helen of Troy Oh! Lol! So now I'd have to fight and kill my good friend Cdoffx because of you. That's great. Lol!

Helen how are you doing?

You've got pending messages.

cdoffx: hahahaha then being your good friend and seeing the enjoyment wey de heaven i go come take you along the next day

As long as say dem never redeploy you to hell by then no wahala I go follow you.

cdoffx: don't let me come after you myself. Make the thing no turn love chase o
Sotenna what if na me come vex her nko

I go kill you but, I go tell God to keep you for heaven.

Imanuelle: oh my brother ,
you just reminded me of my youthful days , when men were boys.
I remember hanging on a rope and using it to execute 26 lions and two mosquitoes , that's precisely in the year 1302BC.

wow.

great memories!

It seems you'll be hanging from a rope this night in my room, executing all the mosquitoes there for me.

Helen just tell me who to kill and I promise you he's dead...na who dey vex you this morning?

E get person wey I see now, hehehe! Cdoffx you know wetin this my laugh means now, na only when I see that person I dey laugh like this...grinning from ear to ear.

This morning will be good.

MacCoka: :-O:-( am nt doin morni drill o,m havin headache,catarrh,cold,cough.* runs 2 granpa Banttie nd Winnie*

Even Banttie don drop him walking stick, him dey warm up.

16th...very good, the old tenants are moving out from the camp, new tenants are warming up.

Oya make una start to dey warm up, starting with the drill. Una know say November no go dull, no rain so nobody will take a rain check during our drilling come november. So start practising.

Mama J I sight from on top rope oh, and all our hidden visitor.

Cdoffx, detola, dimplebread sorry cakes I salute una.

Una morning drill! In the picture it's a lady so no excuses.

Rope bridge

Good morning my good friends, I'm beginning to cultivate the habit of checking here every morning. You guys are the best.

Make una no ask me how my night take go, because all the mosquitoes wey dey my area just dey dance limpopo and jigida dance all over my body...courtesy of my little sister who thought she was doing me a favour by living my windows open through out yesterday.

You ask an Ibadan babe for
her phone number you go
hear: "sero hate sero, sis
hate sis, tiri hate sefun,noi
noi (08068638799 ) das my
hen ti hen nober!"

Hausa guy: (07055745411).
"tzero seben tzero, pipe pipe seben, por pipe por, eleben, na my Glo
numva vee dat!

Anambara man: (08033301212) nut ate nut, thiliple thili, nut, dozen, dozen, na my mtm be that.

cdoffx: MacCoka gudnit to you and have a wonderful nite rest.
Baba agba Sotenna i hail you o

I don sight you from on top palm tree bro.

Imanuelle: lol...
this one na Chinese mobilization

No be small mobilisation oh

A chinese man took home a white lady, they got down to having sex.

The chinese guy went a round with the white lady, jumped out of the bed ran to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and rolled out from the other side of the bed, then got into the bed again with the lady, and had another round with her, then repeated the process again.

The chinese man did this ten times, the white lady was surprised and impressed with his stamina. So after the tenth round the white lady decided to give the chinese man's method a trial, so she jumped out of the bed ran to the window took a deep breath, rolled under the bed and met 9 other chinese men under the bed.

Imanuelle: nwanne,
na nwoko things oh.

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Na igbo you dey try speak?

I don laugh tire here oh...Cdoffx wan crack my ribs.

True Love!

You know she's the only daughter of boko haram commander in chief, and you still went ahead to sing #I'll catch a grenade for you...for her in front of her father.

Imanuelle: about?

Una no go understand...but it is well.

Having some serious mixed feelings.

Imanuelle: what a man can do........

This is ridiculous.

Ogbeche77: someone was trying to play smart, attempting to fraud innocent members by encouraging them to reach her on a mobile number in order to influence there posting...
We don't tolerate that here.. Her moniker has been sent to the gallows.. Let's keep the house clean

Oga no tell me say na girl wan scope us so.

#Somehow...when the number of guests are higher than the number of members.

Imanuelle: that One na PPA, no need for runsing.

Na today?