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isnt this wierd?and funny?read laff and learn

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/26357/





Strangest lawsuit ever?
Tue Apr 21 01:28PM

I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.

truly in the real sense of the word "justifiable",there could be a reason only that it is not reasonable cos a man should know that at the end of the day no matter how bad what the woman must ve done u will still be blamed or found guilty for raisin ur hand.women can do really annoyin things but it is better to do a reasonable thing than a justifiable one.how about not sleepin with her.eatin her food,callin her etc.am not married but ve learnt how renderin a woman incommunicado works really good.once my gf gets on my nerves,i cut her off for days and b4 u know it,she is sendin a text sayin i ve abandoned her!that is her way of sayi sori, women are interstin psycho topic!

this posa babe isn here again!haba bone this bassey guy and move on naa.this swear too much for wetin

instincts will lead u,time will teach u but then the basics ve been said.enjoy and endure(esp if ur gf is below 21

bros i envy ooooo.jabs dey and u r in pole position.goodluck

eeeya.pele.can a lady ever get too much attention?but my fear is if he changes and starts callin u very often wont u be like he is chokin u?u know u ladies can be very unstable and complex atimes.today is u are not callin me often,,tomorrow,gimmie a breatin place plsss.at least am not yet ur wife.NOW THAT CAN MAKE A GUY FORGET UR NOS!take it easy babe.

anoda office for anoda padipadi to come and jembejembe.NAIJA!idea plenty but action na zero.God dey

it is so hurtin how we all end up bearin all the pains.as a young man husslin,ve spent 100% more than the normal trans fair btw yday and 2day out of howmuch salary sef?i am really fed of this country.ve been thinkin all day if dreams ever come true here.no light and fuel we are usin to get gen workin don scarce, nawaooooooo God dey sha

i think the award sounds too large.maybe in nigeria but africa?she is ok sha.just saw her film apaadi.makes a whole lotta sense than jeniffa

exce[t erection now means vommiting, rubbish

the first line was enuff to pis me off.sometimes pple like this make u feel bad bein a grad

the only prob i ve with the 100k oil serv thingy is it is one man.and check ur job roles against the salary and ur career plan b4 hoppin in.oil serv nowadays could mean anything oooo

since daddy will pay,why not just take the total job for a year so u can ve exp and a lil change of ur own so when the time comes to go to uk u will at leat ve a few cash of urs and can go to school with a peace of mind even without workin there and come out tops.this will put u in a great position when u come back home plus that exp with such a multinational like totalGod help u but i must confess i envy u oooo.those options are great.think well and pray too bro

in this order

poverty:thats what make people do terrible things that leads to, i am so scared of it
hell!

bad wife:i can always run away fro mher before she kills me

ve been readin the posters reply from d beginin and ve a feelin she has made up her mind to go to her EX.if only she never had a kid it would ve been the easiest way out but hey,i smell trouble in the future.aint wishin u bad but am just being a realist here.God help u

i think women are more faithful.they only cheat as a reaction to what a man does.

i think 21 should be ok.though mine is 19 i must confess she does a lot of childish things that are annoyin.she doesnt ve a good knowledge of a man yet.but i put up with that and see her as a lil kid

all has been said.but for me i will put more emphasis on pride,stinginess.by default,we all want faithful partners and clean ones too

it is crazy to pick lasu ahead of unilag in terma of acad standard.am an ife prod and the only school i culd ve gone is lag.forget paro,clubbin etc(funny it is lasu student sayin this)lag is a very good school.lasu ko,lason nii.last convo about 10,000 grad 1 first class.what d heck!

i was in that great school btw may 2003 and dec 2007 + exracool jun 2008!(normally it was meant to be sep 2002 to jun 2006)
unlike pple like jarus who grad with firstclass(any 1st class in dat school is not a human being) i didnt ve the best of academic time.i be whitehouse boy and they turned me to jellyfish upon all the thing i know.u all know how it is in ife now

but i still love ife for all the pains sha.the nos 1 thig that freaks me is the confidence it gives.u ca never feel intimidated anywhere.who won buga u?
i met pple.i stayed in angola(G3),faj where i was known as the nos 1 man.u fan.we talked football at the upper buttery with passion.wheneva i cast my mind back to my days at ife except for the tsunami and whitehouse sufferin.it was fun.i ead most times in faj cafe and ve met pple who we ve exchanged greetins by just sayin great ife.dem they everywhere

greatest ife!

i love this thread.ve never really been in a real job interview but i learn a lot from friends who ve been there.

one was at etb and almost got the job but this.he was asked where he would love marketing or operations.he said marketin and the interviewers told him they were disappointed cos he had earlier told them he loved mathematics and they agreed to that cos in his test he got his highest mark in maths.they felt he would choose operations where he would be able to put it in use but he chose marketin.he felt so weak cos that was what he had in mind but an aunt of his who s been on the job for years told him to choose narketin.they said they would get back to him and he is still waitin for them


i dont know how true this is but i heard it long ago.someone said a guy was asked if cleaned hs feet with the footmat in front of the office before he entered and he said yes to impress them but the truth is there was no mat infront of the office and he was told loyalty is key and that ende the interview

u wont find anytin real here.we are all hidin under NL remeber?so just come,post,read and ve fun

hey babe.feel ya pain.no need lasin u cos u alreasy feelin remorsful.it will be hard for things to be like b4v again so i suggest u get it off ur mind and do the most important thing now, ur exams!u can loose a guy but not ur future.i believe it wont work out again(no doomin here pls) so if he doesnt change dont kill urself just learn and never sin no more.we all get tempted but the rule remains dont get caught.goodluck in ur exam and rmbr that the most important person to you is YOU!so pls babe be good to urself and ur future.takia sis

i had to quickly rush down other pples posts to send mine cos my mind is so filled with so mmuch to say about this bank.i op 2 a.c with them.a normal savings then an IPSA cos of my dividends.d first is now domant i thank God.the othervwill soon be closed.i went to thier bank to know if the tx i got wuld be for only IPS they said it is for the two types of a.ci told d lady at the CS i wanna close and she was smilin.i thing they are in troubled waters.may be they ve more customers that they envisage and cant handle the pressure again so they wanna close.pple ve started closin down.these days that ban ac are opened anyhow they are chasin customers agai.i will try my luck with GTB.they 0.00 and no charge on ATM.i know they will ve hidden charges cos these banks aint this nice but they are still better than INTER.someone tell erastus he iwill regret this

i love it when a woman is loyal
i lov e it when a woman is romantic

i love it when a woman slaps me jokingly cos of my joke
i love it when a woman calls my name first before saying what is in her mind

must u get her nos to give her tips?

@poster
notin do u.better times ahead.at least no sleepless nights over unreasonable targets.u shuld get a good job cos ur discipline is good.ad,brandin and PR are great carreers.u shuld enjoy it.God help us all.goodluck sis

fine.lagos is hard to work but it is an exaggeration to say it is the worst on the earth.these oyinbos sabi yabb us.why dem co commot all these days ?

ask whitney houston

where do broken hearts go.can they find their way home, sing on

marry?am 25 can she wait till am 33 and she is too?no way ofcus.so i will prefer someone youger say 22.but hey if u afre datin,try not a teen!they will frustrate u cos they know notin.my gf is 19 so i know what am sayin.if not love watitin,i for don run tete.

this thread is a bomb!it is like a dream come true.i am just startin to trake my networkin career more seriously cos unlike programmin it is something physical and easy to understand.it has real life analogies and that is why i easily undastand it and love it too.

ok am takin my CCNA trainin and will take my exam very soon.i still ve probs with config esp the commands(thats cos it is like programmin.now u see what i mean!).am goin to repeat the class agaimn thou.i work in a purely ideginous networkin coy (more like learnin than earnin lol).it is still growin.they do fiber optics stuff too so i actually see all these stuffs so it helps my readin.i now know how fiber interfaces cisco gears.there is a cert called CFOT(cert fiber optics tech).it is abt fiber optics so am gonna take that too.

now that i know this thread i shall visit evey time and ask senior colleague in network engineerin questns and am sure ans will come.pls never estitate to help me out with materials dumps etc cos afta my ccna i wanna get hands on then go futher the ladder of networki!

@nateev
u are such a good guy willin to help pple.ok u are in the UK.a guy skywalker posted on the career thread that with his work exp and ccna he got admitted in a UK university to do masters in computer networkin.i plan takin this ROUTE.what is more interstin is that he wasnt asked to do a PGD(he grad with a low grade)just his CCNA and work exp.so i want to know how possible this is as i ve a 3yr plan to take this path.pls kindly let me know which school in the UK will offer this.

pls dont mind my long thread.ASK AND YE SHALL KNOW.and i plan to learn more by askin.thanx bro