₦airaland Forum

whywhyyyy: Good night!!!.

Oooh!!!! So sad to know a fresh graduate of a state owned university could easily break your spines and make you retreat and surrender shamefully with nothing to boast about..... Even with the millions you must have spent while in school compared to the few thousands i spent in my entire stay in school... Note: the institution you attended or the degree you bagged when you finished school matters not ,if you refuse to develop yourself on an individual scale both mentally,economically and socially,it is you as a person that determines your fate in life and not your school!!!!

whywhyyyy: My current job in the US is with a top technology company (World Wide, founded 1911). I did not know anyone when I applied and got in! In fact I was at the point of rejecting the offer because I felt I had much more to do, however friends told me to take it

You should be ashamed of yourself bro..... Do you by any chance know that this forum you have made an haven of prooving your retrogressive and outdated points was developed by an industrious and intelligent nigerian who am sure didnt have the luxury of attending a money indulged learning institution like yours which is full of spoilt brats that couldnt stand there own in federal owned universities during jamb and post-jamb. But he was able to make something for himself by setting up this forum which you as a technologically inclined graduate of CU cant come close to in terms of success,i doubt if you can make any innovative software app on your own but you are very quick to boast of other peoples achievement,go get a life bro,and stop making a wild goose chase.

whywhyyyy: lol...I have been out of the school for three years and no more in Nigeria. I am still programmed right?

As much as i detest delving into the religious aspect to proove my point,i would make your case an exception so as to buttress my point.... No offense meant to the xtian folks,but if the bishop could control such a large population of his congregation successfully and this same congregation where the one brainwashed to contribute generously to building the glorified kindergarten you call a school with the hard earned money they toiled and sweat for ,why do you think just 3years of u being partially liberated from your enslaved and socially inept mindset,would make you totally free from the prototype programmed software that was installed in you in your days in that primitive dungeon you call a school.

whywhyyyy: lol...I have been out of the school for three years and no more in Nigeria. I am still programmed right?

As much as i detest delving into the religious aspect to proove my point,i would make your case an exception so as to buttress my point.... No offense meant to the xtian folks,but if the bishop could control such a large population of his congregation successfully and this same congregation where the one brainwashed to contribute generously to building the glorified kindergarten you call a school with the hard earned money they toiled and sweat for ,why do you think just 3years of u being partially liberated from your enslaved and socially inept mindset,would make you totally free from the prototype programmed software that was installed in you in your days in that primitive dungeon you call a school.

whywhyyyy: it is well with you. I did not even look at the gender when I posted. I just said brother.. hater!!!

Sleep well.

Thats because you are a programmed robotic device of d bishop,you have no mind of your own,you dont have the ability to assess whats present in ur immediate environment and make a sound decision based on ur observation wit a sane and efficient IQ, all you are about is whatever the bishop and his resident evil staffs tell you to do as a zombie!!!!

whywhyyyy: I can see the hate and envy in your post.

For recent news, check here: http://covenantuniversity.edu.ng/News

Last week, they moved to the 2nd best University in Nigeria (best private UNI in Nigeria) , right behind OAU (No 1).Also the school is less than 13 years compared to the grandfather and grandmother Universities they met when they came!

Good Night Brother.

That link of yours you posting is becoming so cliche and begining to seem like a broken visual in a movie.... Dont you have better referrence points to sight?

emeralddayo: at least oau led...am a lady tho

@emeraldayo ..... This dude as been so brainwashed to the extent he cant tell a man from a woman,am sure he also cant tell the difference between his right and left hand,he wld need d bishop to come do that for him

whywhyyyy: I rest my case, the graduates of CU for the past 8 years are still making waves today home and abroad. That is why top companies like Google, Oracle, Microsoft, IBM and Mckinsey are hiring them right?


http://www.mckinsey.com/global_locations/africa/nigeria/en/careers_in_nigeria

http://www.mckinsey.com/global_locations/africa/nigeria/en/careers_in_nigeria/profiles/mayowa

http://www.mckinsey.com/global_locations/africa/nigeria/en/careers_in_nigeria/profiles/kemi


Last comment from me. Only fools doubt proofs!

And does that stop those graduates of foreign universities with enough phones and super hi-tec gadgets while in school from bossing those CU zombie graduates of urs?......... The summary is if CU likes they should not only ban phones but also seperate class rooms where boys and girls would have lectures,those foreign graduates that where nurtured with technological gadgets that seem to distract would still excel far better than your CU graduates because they have a mind of there own and have structured there lives to the best possible standard that can allow them make groundbreaking decisions unlike your CU students that need dr bishop david oyedepo to come think for them even after years of graduating from the school,the thing is as much as man's environment influences him,it is up to him to choose either to be good or bad,either to go d positive path or the negative path,so i would advise you keep those outdated and retrogressive links or proofs to your self and use it as an esteem booster for your socially deprived and introvertial life.... And please start thinking out of the box instead of expecting dr.david oyedepo to do your thinkin for you.

whywhyyyy: Big lie, my best friend was the best student in OAU in his department, few years ago. What you guys have is no where compared to what CU has. I even asked him about it about three days ago.

Lectures notes are online, recorded classes. Virtual learning Environment. No more I have to go and check the board for my result. Students check their portals to see their result right from their home during holidays.

CU even uses http://moodle.com/

@ mista whywhyyy i know u are a brainwashed zombie of CU.... Its none of my business whatever path u have chosed for your life. But the last thing any one needs now is to have to read your boring epistles of retrogressive achievements you post on behalf of CU...... One thing i know for sure is those CU graduates ,come 10yrs from now wont be able to stand other graduates from government owned universities not academically per se,but in terms of the survival instincts installed in them while schooling in a highly diversified and distracting environment and still managed to excel.
I even doubt if any graduate of CU would be useful in the future development of nigeria bcoz to me they are just bunch of brainwashed zombies like you also....the so called western world that are technologically advanced and scientifically more advanced than Africa and our dear Nigeria,have more than enough distractions in there college of learning,this never weakened them in anyway bur rather brought about the survival instincts needed to thrive in the realistic world.....until the a whole graduates of CU can boast of positive and telling impacts to the nigerian economy,then to me all you gain from CU is just mere paper certification that clears you to be a graduate .

Valentinooo: It's not possible, make i hang around dey observe first

The federal ministry of health warns that peepers or watchers are liable 2ve a wild heart attack while watchn d obscene scenery in dis fimography....viewers discretion advised!!!!

prixxy7: And dats how my younger siblings turned my tennis shoes into dea football kits see wat waiting til september has caused.

Dont blame it on d larger than life young folks... Blame it on NnnnnYyyyyyyySsssCcccccc..... Kids need 2ve some fun dear....so join in d play while it lasts

Richydos: tah...Bob no dull d movie na even prixxy ask me wetin I wan c....Nna osiso hit d nail on d head like u promised or wat is ya froblem..b babe is wetin 4 ya give her a gugulado n u are here forming shy....I no wan hear say I dey waste my fuel watch una oooo n besides other viewers r also anticipating u lovers 2 get started...lmao

Richydos just1 word of advise.... Dont count ur chicks b4 dey hatch..... Neva get ur hopes 2hi.

Richydos: in #usher's# voice....prixxy7 lemme see everything in total in dis movie cox I av given up all my day's activities 2 be a 100% viewer...oya shebi una 2 go first go bath,,,I swear I dey like dis part like kilode...oya pull sowl cloth while sowl sef go pull ur own....eyes getting wider

Guy easy does it nw,neva said i wanted 2sing usher's ''i wanna make love in d club'' nw,i only askd her 2cum c me in camera so i can sing breezyz version of ''miss independent'' just 4her listenin pleasure alone...... And she being d miss independent she is askd wat i wld like in return

Richydos: ...hmmmm dis gat me blinking my eyes...wides my eyes in view of this romance scene!!! abeg na everything una go do oooo...I no wan hear say una carry wrapper cover una self come dey fool me lyk naija movie oooo

Guy we make it real like we in hollywood,no hankypanky strait 2d point like google map directions.

prixxy7: lmao! So wat do U̶̲̥̅̊ want in return?

Since i offered 2c u in camera,wateva services renderred shld definitely b paid in kind

prixxy7: wen you don sing finish ƒø̲̣̣я̅ neyo voice, you go sing ƒø̲̣̣я̅ chris brown voice.

Oya cum make i sing breezyz version 4u in camera.... Hav it in mind dat my services aint free ooo

prixxy7: lmao! I dont have to be an ajebutter to eat sharwama na. Anybody can eat it, but ajeburra join small *covers face* just incase, I wil stil eat d camp food definitely. But sharwarma wil do me reeeaAlll gud like those after drill times wen its time ƒø̲̣̣я̅ hanging out. Its needed mhen. And at bolded, sori bro but I pay my own bills

** in neyo's voice** hmmm! Dere is sumthn abt d way she talks.... Miss independent dats y i love her,her fav8 sayin is dnt worry i gat dis, coz every thin she gat just bliv she bought it... She gon steal my heart ain no doubt...gal u everythn i want i swear u everythin i neeed....... Chaaaiii!!! Lucky is dat lasgidi corper dat wld hook u up wit wat u told me in bolded

prixxy7: sharwarma very important.

Chaaaaiii!!! Prixy d fairy fair diva... Ur own ajebuta no get part2..... I just dey pity dat innocent greedy lasgidi corper wey go enta d maga dialling contest because im c creamy babe.coz d guy go pay tru him nose and even mouth 4d shawarma wey u dey find so

Hissexcellencie: if na black niccur....no need for †ђξ Black n' white nah. Or wah do yuh think?

Am thinkin a 1001 tinz oo my bro.... Sumthinz are beta left unsaid(or untyped)

Hissexcellencie: why do you like snapping black n' whit pics tho'

Guess ma hommie sammypenguine is a proud black niccur!!!

**straitface** silly ,ridiculous but tru

prixxy7: Sowl stop peeping and gist us about ur camp jor ah I know U̶̲̥̅̊ ar in stream 1 but we never see ur gist since or even pic sef. Pls update us abeg. Tanx

sorry 2burst ur bubbles dear... But i ama bonafide member of d stream2 caliphate and dynasty,d day i went 2check my state of postin i guess d adrenaline in me bcame 2 alcoholically toxic 4my nervous system 2process.... So i ended up seein bayelsa instead of bauchi dat my call-up letter stated,so ama b goin 2 plateau 4my 3wkz campin by septemba 1st ..... So dats my silly hilarious tale of how i am now a stream2 otondo corper in d waitin ooo

noordean: akerry ds guy na badoo ,na im and sowl b d e-fighters for b14

Who dare calls d iroko without payin proper basic homage.... Knorrdein, b warned dnt wizzle fizzle wit da wilde1

Do d crime and do d time tinz in abj nysc camp,4 late comers

Uc browser with no doubt is d best fone browser 4me,fast and also helps saves quite a lot of MB,need i mention d conveniency feature in its way of downloadin... 2me ucweb beats opera by a mile

lizzy22: ...* not @ all dear.. I worked it to osun* nd i skuld dere too *uniosun*...

Oooh! Dats good 2knw.... actually am thinkin or redployin 2 osun..... I wldnt mind if u can help a broda by connectin me wit ur link.... If u dnt see me as bein 2 4ward,here is my watsapp numba plz add me up 08085994525

lizzy22: .... Tanks so much sowl... I so much aprc8,, i was posted to osun state.

Osun is such a luvly and accomodating state of service 4 corpers ,u wld surely enjoy ur stay dere... Hope u nt thnkin of redployin?

lizzy22: Hapy buffday 2 me...* nd i wsh all d stream 1 batch B corpers journey mercies to their various destinations* !! Will miss u all ..

Happy birthday 2u dear,wish u LLNP and d very best of wat life as 2 offer.....where were u posted 2?

heemah: Yokiti dear, fnks so much..a friend of mine advised to make d certificate so i cn get ma choice of state...I alrdy have a place to serve at Ogun state buh im scared i might be redeployed smwea else..wah du u fink??

Hajia heemah dat ur friend didnt advise u well oo,its beta u make medical report an alternative dan marriage certificate,like i 1nce told u wen i quoted u,dere are complicated beureaucratic processes involved pluz u need 2make ur change of name published by a popular 9ja daily,nw try and imagine wat consequences dat wld b 4 ur future marital life and real marriage.

yokiti: To God Almighty be the glory for making this present batch B a reality. Though it difficult to say good bye now but I cant hold it back when the appointed time has come as we are all destined to come across one another spatio - temporally.
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I want to commend the effort of every poster here that has contributed in one way or the other to making this thread interesting and informative.
To oga Seun and other supermods most especially Obinoscopy who has been our present help anytime we need his assistance and Mukina2 for their numerous touches. My co- moderators here, Ogbeche77 and Crazyman whose behind the scene activities have helped us greatly.
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To our senior friends and colleagues; Missindependent, Opeyemmmy ( aside being Great Ife Alumni; you, godG and incoming otondo Samguine have some other things in common), Imanuelle, J3da (all will continue to be well ), Madridfc, Funpeter, Ajoksele (not minding that inec registration picture), Yas2kguy (hope Abia is now safe for muslim corpers?), Tunapa2009, my philosophical godG, Obinoral(cant recollect the number in your moniker now) and the enterprising Footlocker; my prayer is that you all will not lack helpers when needed in Jesus name.
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I will not forget the Tsunami that blew away our former house and how Valentinooo took it upon himself to shelter and resettle us here quickly. I wish to commend the banters, the virtual philandering, the accusation and counters that comes with it, the many chaos and how we swiftly resolve it all and all other association and acts made possible by the faithful members of this house.
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Stand up for recognition Samguine (our organising secretary and the vice chairman of the B14 E- philanderers association ) the special Dr Meeky ( E- philanderers chairman himself ). The principled SMEEKY, the "character" DrPhilaBd ( whose recent confession hasnt made difference) you all stand in a class of your own. .
All our creamy ladies (in Meeky's voice); smeeky's unqualifiable Dackchocolate, the whiter than caucausian whytjane, the BINI princess Zerray ( the chairlady of association defenders of OAU against criticism ; i know this epistle of mine is not too long because as a graduate of PPE, thoroughly answering what is political science/ politics question in an examination will take nothing less than 4 pages), deaconess Holusin, pastor mrs Estyfloxy, Ifyzo, 1kanma , the delta queens Godsfavourite1 and traecey (how I wish you can assist in locking of all duplicate threads), my ever FAITHful headmistress Cutiepie01 ( you will be highly favoured in all your ways ), hajia Heemah (dont go with that certificate but your NYSC certificate will carry that name you intend using ),Redbunny, Samguine's AdaEkube and Buksich, Fluffy22; the mother of samguines niece (pardon me for failing to honour my promise of writing about what nursing mothers, married/pregnant women stand to gain in camp... The link in that locked thread will help too. Dont relent on the vigil) and others whose monikers I will add as soon as I remember.
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Our able and great guys; the unquantifiable "no quarrel" Ojestas (how much will I pay to learn Yoruba from you? ), Macuwon and skateboard (blue emperor) chykmoni (God will continue to comfort you), "have no fear" mannylex, highmey, justfree1, Osemu08/ Osemu8. The grammatical economist Sowl, Adedeji65, Ajasa4link ( more money to your bank account when the new season commences), al gaosu Jimwalex and his naturally ahead Abu Zaria colleagues, rhazur the man with the great maxim whose results has cancelled all insults.
AderibigbeAAA, Gbajabiamila1, the Niger trained Toluxa1, the specially breeded Kalabari son; Sokarsenal and his ideological twin brother; the rationally minded rationalmind
( having a heart of your own is a good quality but somethings are beyond our physical understanding).
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Reading the comments of majority of you do give me hope that Nigeria is not doomed has been potrayed and the beautiful ones are not only but they are already here to stay. You guys and ladies of 2014 Batch Best rocks
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It will be a disservice if I didnt give credits to our other colleagues who started with us but NYSC has given opportunity to be a partaker of the latter days glory by being a batch Correct corpers; Enellcy, Luvlycutebay, sodiqyinka, noordean, chairman akerry, suyamasta and others who are too numerous to mention.
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I cannot but also recognise the activities of the viewers association i.e. The ghost mode generals.
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To everything that has a beginning, must surely come to an end.
What is next after NYSC? i do hope I will be able write few things that might be of help later on.
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My prayer is that God will hide you all under his shadow and he will be your present help always. When you shall be passing out of the scheme, a minute silence shall not be held on behalf of any of you in Jesus name.
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"Byyyyyy the centreeeee" quick march to your various states of deployment orientation camps ( I am begging the stream 1 corpers to please report camp activities here so that those in stream 2 will be well equipped). Ajuwaya!!!

Though u call it an epistle ,i call it a memorabilia and chronicle of wisdom cum passionately inclined trait of a future efficient and encompassing leader..... You took all the words 4rm my mouth coz of ur dexterious handling of dis sowl-lifting piece of emotional write up,may u walk tall as d mount everest in dis generation of ours,may u neva run out of source like d great atlantic ocean,may u soar as hi as d eagle in all ur mundane endeavours.... And lastly may we all live long enough 2 impact positively and testify 2d humble beginings of this great and record breaking generation of ours

zaiinneeii: Ok, 07059164964

Dis ur numba is not cumin up on my watsapp,,are u sure dis is ur watsapp numba

zaiinneeii: Have u served dere b4? my name is zainab.

Naaah! Am also an intendin corper...drop ur numba let us add u up 2d watsapp grup 4 bauchi state