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Don jazzy no fit mimic Davido
E no get the voice
Only frog fit mimic Davido
PERFECTLY

I no want pre-recorded video oooo
If na Dat one kuku tell me
Make I use Dat time dey jerk porn

Ah ah
Who dey wish Nigeria Dat kind thing
Make God punish their hard work
We no want PDP or APC
We want YDP (Youth Democratic Party)
Make we try young person abeg

Shortyy:
The question should be, do you know how many of Ned's wives that are cheating on him?

Dat one is normal na
Ned can not service all of them
They are too many for him

My point is this
If you be man
And you get money
U fit fvck any gyal
SIMPLE
na so e be

Anybody wey get story of how you simped in the past
Please share with us
Let us learn

MJBOLT:

this one is even better,check the DM of ladies,you go weep.

Guy if you get funny pictures
Share abeg
Make we laugh

Hassanmaye:
Hahahahahaha my stomach meanwhile a cultist will be there chopping it for free or an asshole ugly guy

Leave the guy na
We thank God for him

heartofcity12:
Simping is like a disease. Simps will simp no matter how unattractive a female is. The simp in the last comment is still ready to part away with his hard earned cash for this woman. Stop simping

Anyama
Tufiakwa
O boy even if Dem give me free
I no go chop

Johnkwolesanni:
His twice as tall album was the most flopped album ever released by an a list artist no single song there to jam to and u come call davido abt album wey full of sweet music floppy disk, na your album be floppy disk no wonder you won rush dey fight, u go know say dude na fake on that album, when I hear p diddy on the record dey give intro and outro we all know p diddy dey curse all the artist wey him dey work with

Elephant shiiit like you
Asshole
Dat frog noise wey froggido drop

Shortyy:
This is the mentality of a typical Nigerian man
They believe as long as you're rich, you'll get any woman that you want. You wonder why women use and dump them like used rags.

Madam
Women no dey use and dump rich man
U no know say Dat place way you dey
Others go like dey there too
How many of Ned's wives has left him

The guy with the moniker @oyolohi
Most of the things wey you talk make me vex because I be Christian
But e get one thing wey you talk wey I RESPECT
Dat stuff about marriage
My guy no be lie
Men of this days dey feel like say
If them never marry born pikin
Dem no dey complete
As in all the hustle just for the sake of marriage
And I no go lie for you
Women dey contribute immensely to this thing
Na them dey follow increase the pressure for where men dey
Them fit come in form of your mama, friend, sister.
Just watch na them dey pressure the most to go marry
Just the other day I dey chat with one of my female friends
When we open that topic I just dey laugh
The girl mentality be say
As a man if you hustle finish and you no marry
Something is wrong with you
Or you dey cult (you no make your money clean)
As in a man cannot be happy with himself and enjoy his life
Unless you carry one of this people put for house
Na wa oooo
I just dey look them cos as I dey so I no dey plan to marry sef

Now about that stuff wey talk for that your post
If you believe say God no exist
O boy look around you na
All these juju way people dey concur
Na from where
Unless say you never see anything

Korllami007:
She's one of fetty wap baby mamas and rappers have passed her around like Barcelona tic taka.
Like someone said, that guy will literally eat someone else vomit.

OK na fetty wap do am
E be like say she dey into music sef

I swear I'm pissed
Girl wey you start to dey chike when d girl still dey organised she no gree
After she don mumu finish carry pikin come
Pikin wey you no know who seed am
She con tell you say she dey interested
Which day men go WAKE UP
d tin just dey make me vex
I for no read am sef
I just say make I look her up for social media
Make I see who day claim this thing sef

D pikin dey 7 years old
After she don hoe up and down finish she won come settle down
She don look around nobody dey come her way again
And e be like say age don dey knock
She come choose the guy
Why she no choose the guy when she still fresh

OK now
The lady talk say she start to dey date am
4 months ago well that means the guy no be the father of that pikin way I see for her profile na
So she b single mom
Upon everything wey Dem day warn guys about single moms
Dat guy na sure simpleton

Person way don die don die
Na d ones wey day alive fit take the red pill

i926:
Things are happening

Curving him for 10 fvcking years and she's probably yet to develop a feeling for the poor dude.


Marriage issa scam. Your woman will get down with you just to be called "Mrs. Luminouz" with zero love.

Just went through her profile
Na WA ooo
She even has the guts to say it on social media
I agree with the other guy in the comments
If you give me the invitation
After reading this nonsense
I go tear am

But guys eh
I dey feel say na these generation of girls dey do like this ooo
Back then in the time of my parents
U go see woman wey go stick to a man
No matter how little the man have
They will gladly build a family with the man
Support the man, stand by him, even in his worst days eh
But today girls na wa ooo
Once nepa take light Dem go just disappear
Abi no b true
Compare girls of nowadays and the time of your parents them
Like how I was listening to a lady the other day wey dey talk say she no fit marry one man wey dey come for am because the man na driver
But my grandma tell me say when my grandpa dey alive the man was a driver and she stood by him
She even start akamu business (selling Pap) to support cos they had ten children
U don reason this thing before

Abimloaded:
Remembered the day I was pressing my phone close to this lady of mine and I was on my Luno App (where I store my cryptocurrencies) so she saw what's on the screen.

The way she started billing me for different things en, I was quick to conclude it was because of what she saw.

This lady would just develop this quarreling side and start giving attitudes anytime she demands for something from me and I just tease her with it and never giving in to her demands. She later realised she's been wasting her attitudes & shakara all this while trying to manipulate and feel entitled with the wrong person because I always stay on guard... TRP has given me too many doses to even lose guard for a second with those machiavellian creatures.

EMI IKA

My brother
When I still be simp as in simpleton (simple minded fool)
E get this girl wey I been dey date
So I tell am the exact amount of my salary that time
Omo na so she go dey bill me until I tell am say NOTHING DEY AGAIN
every time she need am urgently
And I dey earn fixed salary ooo
I no fit save
Not until them increase my salary wey I con dey save
Now I just sit back dey imagine d kind mumu I be dat time
To be a simp is not easy ooo

D day wey you no give am
In go forget others wey you don dey give am since and quarrel go start

Ilekokonit:
I wouldn't say you made a mistake by trying to help someone you thought was your life partner but over and over again women have exploited and used men's resources and time to their benefit and that of their children and once they are now set up, the man becomes useless in the eyes of the women and in a lot of cases she even turns the children against their Dad.

My motto now regarding finances is 2-fold :-
1. Before a man remotely thinks of setting up a woman financially, he should make sure he has set himself up first and
2. If he has 10 naira, he should tell his wife he has 1 naira because the 9 naira he kept away from his wife's knowledge will be his saving grace when she EVENTUALLY shows him her true colour after draining him financially, emotionally and spiritually.

Try telling your woman you've lost your source of income and see what happens.

And by the way, ALL WOMEN are ungrateful parasites. and most black women have a RESIDENT evil spirit living in them. Just watch a black woman's face when she is angry especially when she is angry at a man.

Guy you see this your number 2
In fact for this number 2 you b guru
Some women just dey too greedy
One of the worst things wey you fit do yourself na to tell your girl your real salary
As she dey collect she go dey use her head dey calculate am
If e no finish
SHE NO GO REST

After 10 years
E still get eyes for only one girl hmmm
Dis must be true love from one side
Simpleton

heartofcity12:
Don’t repeat this guy’s mistake.. Don’t be a failure because of woman. When you realize these females are replaceable and none is special, you’ll always set your priorities right and chase money/goals/dreams/career first, stay focused. They are not running anywhere as new ones develop everyday. There are just a lot of them. Abundance mindset guys.#MOB #TRP

Johnny drill na simp na
Since

Obagreatdatoye:
The girl no fine at all

Ur girlfriend no fine pass am

Guy Dem full everywhere na
Don't fall mugu abeg

MediMedi:
She has been disturbing me to do Xmas for her, I went to her side and decided to visit her in their house.

I have total of #1,500 in the left pocket.
I separated it, put 1K in right pocket and 5H in left pocket.

When it was time for me to give her, I deep hand to the right pocket and squeezed it to her hand.

I realized it later, told my guys of the mistake There said I should invite her over and fu*k her.

This girl is hot and she's my church members......my flesh is willing but my spirit says NO.

Should I??

U na mad man ooo
After your spirit don say no
You won confirm from our flesh again
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