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Some people don really kolo for Big Broda matter ooo!

Good evening, lovely people.

So the news making the rounds is that Candy got her man back?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWtMsgrCUAEpmXQ.jpg

Na real waa o.
Shebi dis sugar daddy no wan rest.

ghananotnaija: Earlier Nigeria barely scraped by Ethiopia with a questionable penalty call. Today Ghana thrashes Egypt.

WHO IS THE GIANT OF AFRICA NOW??!

O boy, don't make a fool of yourself, my dear local goat.

Nigeria defeated their opponents in an away match - something you haven't yet done, and you're here running your mouth. Ethiopia hasn't yet met us in our domain Calabar, so tape it shut.

Look at you quick to beat your empty chest because you defeated your opponents in your country's second-largest city (duh! What else were you supposed to do?).

Weren't you the guys who lost to a 10-man Burkinabe team even after you had been awarded a dubious penalty?

Abeg, go dip your head in hot feces where it truly belongs.

Mtschheeew. Retaaard.

By the way, Melvin SERIOUSLY needs to hire a stylist ASAP!
Cuz I notice he's taken his boring personality even to his dressing.

Na only T-shirt and jean dis guy get?

in almost all his pictures outside the house, na de only thing I dey see this guy wearing.
Even looking at the pictures in here the guests are even better-dressed than the guy wey dem dey hold the party for.

Seriously, for someone who's friends with Uti, dude has sure got a loooong way to go.

*looks around for Njokusboy*

*runs away quickly*

Gawd! Some WHALES I see in those pics!
My eyes!!!

They sure do look like the typical Mellish fans - overweight, indoors 24/7, low self-esteem, and definitely in the best position to worship a person like Dillish.

You know it.
True story.

safarigirl: This Egyptian team na wash.

I bet even Ethiopia would've kicked their Pharoah a.ss.es. Chei! This is what happens when you bring an American to coach Egyptians.

African Countries going for W/C

1. Ghana
2. Nigeria
3. Algeria
4. Ivory Coast
5.______

The fifth team is Cameroon.
They played a draw against Tunisia, RIGHT at Tunisia's home!

At this rate, Egypt will have to build giant pyramids in Cairo to stop Ghana.

Once again, Egyptian Federal Government pleads with the referee to end the match.

The Ghanaians have mercilessly raped the Egyptians WITHOUT CONDOM!

Jesus Christ! This is thorough!!!
This is heartless!

I think Egypt should drag Ghana to the ICC for 'war crimes'.

Obrafour: just like how East Africans rule in Athletics.

East Africans and Horners only rule at long distance races. Track and Field. That's pretty much it.

Egyptian Football Association pleads with the referee to end the match.

And it's over!

So, the qualifying teams are:

Ivory Coast
Nigeria
Ghana
Cameroon

*Burkina Faso is still in the danger zone*
But I want Bance and friends to also make it to the World Cup.

4 West Africans and 1 West-Central African (Cameroon).

Whew!

sarutobie: Egypt don fade,from worldcup to Afcon.is it partly because of the country's unrest? And they were clamouring to play Nigeria.. Anyway better ghana in brazil than egypt..

Truth.
Besides, if Egypt featured in the World Cup, won all their matches and won the trophy, it still wouldn't change a phucking thing cuz we'd still be dirty, degenerate, shiitt-eating, booty-scratching, bantus in their eyes, whom they'd rather have nothing to do with. The same is the case with Somalia, Eritrea, and Ethiopia.

Biko, I want an entirely sub-Saharan set of Africans at the World Cup.

Emmysteve: Even Africans dey do racism. Smh

Africa is a continent of multiple cultures and ethnics, not a race.
Just because they're in the same continent as I, doesn't make them my brothers, for they do not see me in that light either.

Their shockingly inhumane treatment of blacks by the Libyans during the Arab spring is enough proof that I have nothing in common with such a spiritually wretched lot.

Thanks.

Shouldn't the people burning that shhiit and causing all the smoke be punished?
If it affects the outcome of the match, then it's clear cheating, and the responsible party should be severely punished.

Oh God, one more goal and it's a done deal the worthless, racist, Arab sand-niggers are staying back home.

It hope this continues to show the West African dominance to the non-believers.

All-BLACK err'thang baby!

daz_york: are you really supporting Arabs against fellow West Africans?

Not just Arabs sef. RACIST Arabs for that matter. Some people just disgust me sha.

Ghana for the win!

SimonAndal:
I've only got eyes for the Microsoft logo in the background.

Cuz it's got similarities to the Gay Pride flag?

Mehn, the excessive airbrush dey burn my eyes.

Gaussian Blur toh baaaadt.

feminine A: And also, she will be closer to melvin

You no hear am for my mouth ooooo!

Reincarnated: I don't get it. Is Maria moving to Ghana ?

Countries like Namibia and Botswana are not quite where you'd want to stay if you hope to pursue an entertainment-inclined career. Opportunities no dey there chaa chaa for that department.

It's usually in Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa. South Africa is a little out of the question if you're race-sensitive, cuz since the whites kinda control the entertainment industry there, you stand a very little chance of upstaging even the most basic-looking white girl on a job.
Whether na GQ Magazine, Rolling Stone Magazine and the rest, opportunities are more open to your white counterpart... Although there might be a few exceptions every now and then.

But in the West, the entertainment industry is firmly controlled by the blacks, so your chances dey intact if you can play your cards well.

Reincarnated: Look at this waiters wedgy.

Bwahahahahahaaa!!!

Melvin in Lakeside Hotel, for Calabar Night.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWTAWXMIEAA95r3.jpg

Bassey in Tinapa Lakeside Hotel, Calabar.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWULkJ6IUAEjKcC.jpg

toxxxxxxx: no@basseyofficial too

And no Beverly.
Maybe it's because they're both in Lagos.