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I don't know if you guys have seen that hilarious Ghanaian 'apocalyptic movie' known as "2016"?

The trailer goes something like, "Tw-tw-tw-tw-tweeeeenty siksteeeeen!!!"

ella.b:
Nando won't be dere.
He even sub'd Selly on tuesday morning.
There was an old pic of Selly(one she was on low cut and she was with a bucket..dat pic dint do her justice),he was like "?".

That picture of Selly's, is the true definition of "Started from the bottom now we're here".

taharqa: You no write the article butu na YOU write this:




https://www.nairaland.com/1438608/keyamo-emerges-consensus-senatorial-candidate#18108529

SHAME mush??

Cheeeeeiiii! The brotha bragged too soon! ROTFLMAO!!!

Na waa oh. With Ibadan airport, Lagos airport and now Osun airport, I just hope planes no go dey 'jam' for air oh.

Because, then, music go turn to "You don bash my plane, oyibo rekpeteeeee"

Sok Modik!!!

I knack am once again!!!

I come take am again!!!

I must take aaaam!

click2cbn: Can she buy a land,build a modest apartment n still double d $300k?

Namibia has a land area of, like, 800,000km2 and a population of just around 2 mill, so I'm guessing the land there would be maaadt cheap, unlike Lagos and South-East Nigeria.

The host should have asked Selly how she got dat azz.

I miss Motamma.

GH KWAME: Dillish says yesterday marked exactly one month BBA, ended and it was the first time she had travelled outside her country after the finals. Says she is buying a land to build a M0dest apartment and to invest her money into spa and expects to double her money to $300,000

H0st: Melvin, do you have a girlfriend?
Melvin: I will answer that later
Host: Maria, do you have a boyfriend?
Maria: I will answer that later

LOL. Wetin come be dis? SMH

GH KWAME: Ghanaian Peeps! Please tune in to Etv now! Re-broadcast tinz.
@Spade Thank for the pics! You have just made my day.

LOL. Anytime, bro.

carujmonella: Praye Tietia:
https://totalshowbiz.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Praye-Tietia-300x300.jpg

LOL.. See the he's looking at spade like " nigga, fucck you!!. Why you gon' be comparing me to uti in handsome levels?". LOLing.

Uti Nwachukwu

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Now that's the definition of a handsome model.

Give it up gh kawme, we aint mocking you but uti fine pass praye. No beefs here for real

LMAO!

Even from the guy's pose sef (looking up), it gives the full impression he needs a ladder to touch his door knob daily.

This GH Kwame sabi troll shaa WTF!?

Praye Tietia:
https://totalshowbiz.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Praye-Tietia-300x300.jpg

Uti Nwachukwu

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GH KWAME: Hey! Watch it! It is Uti I pity because he is no match for Selly's bf when is comes to looks, height, cash and konji.

Sorry, I just had to come out of hibernation to say "WHAAAAT!!?" Did you just say "height"?
Are we talking about the Praye guy here? As in, the shorter of the brooms?

*faints*

So, is he going to throw another shamelessly wasteful 1 week jamboree all in the name of celebrating his football age like he did last time?

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There...

I just hope these aren't trumped up charges.

Knowing the Nigerian Police, I wouldn't really put it past them.

God! Dat azz in red got my head spinning right round,
spinning right round,
spinning right round...

...Ummm, what's the thread about again?

This report reeks of shameless Ohakim tactics.

Look at them talking about that criminal's 10,000 Jobs fraud.

Abeg. I'm indifferent towards Okorocha, but this story is garbage.

Jeez! How did Kaduna and Ogun's debt profiles get to 215 million and 102 million respectively?

Are they building spaceships or what?

Jarus: 6 plus active years, moderator of 2 sections, Arrowhead of many NL initiatives, and now Moderator-emeritus , NL authorities are not ingrates. They give Jarus whatever he wants, frontpage or backpage.

BAWSE!!!

Hmmmm... Not bad, Sholay.

ogb5: These pensioners and their trouble again.

Don't they know we have 1billion naira per km road to build? We need money seriously. And another tinubu birthday is drawing close, that's another 1 billion naira expense. Please they should bear it longer, afterall they are old and will die soon.

They should just not disturb Fashola. Anyway, they are poor people, at worst we will deport them from Lagos to their villages or keep them in home for destitute.

Gbammest!

BigRuckus: its called freedom of speech brah!

Freedom of Speech is allowed quite alright, but Freedom of Sttupidity isn't.

Junior Pope.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2212479544/JNR_20POPE_20EL_20SWAGGER_2__2_.jpg

Fine boy

oladapo_a1: hmm...if the said governor is Akpabio it's better they all agree Jonathan didnt sign..because Akpabio would have chewed and swallowed the document. Naija! One love

Governor Akpabio is my nig!

Chei... Gay sturvs.

omonnakoda: Well hot air huffing and puffing does not a seaport build. Akpabio should educate his people and reduce their level of superstition reorient them to stop doing hausboi. I can see a few hausboy and haus gials here tonite

It didn't take long to truly expose you and the intent you had when creating this thread.
So it was never truly about the seaport afterall but an attempt to denigrate the Ibibios and their great strides at driving your kinsmen straight to irrelevance
Eyaaah, is your 'tribal pride' sinking day by day as Nigeria becomes more economically decentralized and diversified?

Are you soon coming to the shocking realisation that it's only a question of time before your overrated dumpster Lagos goes full circle and becomes the desolate, deserted slum it was rightfully meant to be?

You losers go from thread to thread. You diss the Enugu International Airport to no avail, you diss the Ibaka Seaport and many others because they're most definitely going to be taking the shine off that slum you agberos keep claiming and making plans on 'deporting' other Nigerians from (the shameless i.d.iots you are).

Don't die of a heart attack, e hear? I need you alive to witness your tribal nightmare become a torturous reality.

Oloshi.

According to news reports, the hostages were asked the name of Muhammad's mother.
The ones who got it wrong were instantly killed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/kenya/10325536/Nairobi-shopping-mall-attacks-Britons-among-those-caught-up-in-terrorist-assault.html

Oh, by the way... Her name was Amina bint Wahb.

Frontpage please!