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When I told you guys the Mellish followers were INDEED a collection of psychologically disturbed, intellectually inept toe-rags and social bottom-feeders who truly needed immediate medical attention, a lot of you laughed along, thinking I was just dissing for laughs. This recently released video has once again CONFIRMED and REINFORCED my belief that these people's cumulative IQ point no go reach 17 !!! Yes!

Here's the video compiled by another stray doofus from the Mellish pack.

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Just read the subtitles and take note of the SCANDALOUS grammar and skull-melting GBAGAUNS written by a supposed adult. A supposed phucking adult!

Drahmah: you this man...

I'm everywhere, son!

ninnyanny: who's @Ebuka? Was he one of the housemates? #novicemode#

Oops... Sorry for the late reply.

Ebuka was a Big Brother Nigeria housemate. His tweets are quite interesting and educative, as well as funny.

Following BBA housemates is a time-wasting venture, as most are still in their "tip-toeing" mode. For now, you'll just have to deal with them retweeting their fans who are begging for Follows-back.
Very boring.

ninnyanny: These 28 housemates are all boring! From Denzel to Dillish! They aint doing anything special to wow their fans...mtsweee...Maria was the only one doing something kinda interesting on twitter but she's no where to be found today. Bev our own,hasn't even been online for 3 days now, Melvin is busy giving some boring reweets like "yes" no", "lol"....I willi silapppppp somebody oooh!

Follow @Ebuka and brighten up your TL.

Mehn, that site is bullshhitt! WTF?!

Did they have to ruin the song by adding those spoilers every 5 freaking seconds?

Please, does anyone know any site I can download the spoiler-free version from?
360nobs get am?

Iyfe Namikaze: see as naija jersey dey toooo ugly! tufiakwa!!!!!!!!

Shut up already.
Is this your idea of contributing to the thread or are you hurry to make posts before your Free 10MB runs out?

360command: what are our chances if we WIN, LOOSE or DRAW? please someone should let me know.

Currently, Nigeria is at 9 points, while Malawi is at 7.

If we win, we get 12 and they stay at 7 = We qualify.

If we draw, we get 10 and they get 8 = We still qualify.

If we lose, we remain at 9 while they rise to 10 = We're out!

@OP, are you serious?

OBVIOUSLY GMail!
Cleaner interface, streamlined style, tight protection.

Unlike YahooMail that easily gets hacked, easily gets bypassed, and targets your mailbox with ENDLESS spam and ads!

Mariarocks: Ella b. Before I upload, drop your twitter handle.

See jonsing.

KOMON, UPLOAD THAT THING SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP!!!

Okay peeps, headache don start. And whenever it starts by this period, e mean say sleep don dey catch me.
So make I go sleep, fam.

Yeah, I know... End Time Tinz

Goodnight

MariaRocks is a girl, dammit!

ninnyanny: alota people on here know what I look like,so no need

I no gree. I don't know what you look like.
Upload sontin.

Plus the chap (the original creator) who was using this profile before me, also accumulated his own beef.

I just can't bro. I cannot.

ochongonoko: Jeez!!. Are you @alj harem? .. Or you had beef with the moniker and you think he will trace you when he sees your face?

I had serious beef with the moniker at one point.

In short, that whole Politics Section na die.
Can you believe one of the guys that live in my street, I dey bury am for Nairaland?

If im find out eh, I no fit shout!

ninnyanny: @ all...upload ur pix ooooo. Haba!

Lead the way naa.

StateOfMind: LMAO...

Now you just gave spade another reason not to upload. .

ItsModella: ROTFLMFAOOO!!!!!

Spade, this message is for you.

I no see am!

I choose not to see that!

StateOfMind: Yimu. Its not like the whole of nairaland and your 'burntees' will get a notification that your pic is up. You can do that now and only the people logged in on this thread will view it..

And I want to believe there isn't a nando in the few viewing at d moment, plus you haven't burnt any1 in here..

Oya make up your mind, I need to sleep.

Hello ochongonoko...

I need strength to do this.
In here, I haven't really burnt anyone, but outside... Well... Let's just say there's that little thing called "Alj Harem"...

I'll do it some other time biko!
Safe journey to Oneiropolis

ItsModella: LMFAOOO!!!!

Just upload it for us on this thread. Don't worry, we won't kill you.

Only if you agree to pay for the skull reconstruction and the 12 gallons of blood I'll most likely lose by next week.

Mbam. Ajuru'm aju.

ToyinDipo: I will upload now, but don't trip

*right-clicks ToyinDipo*
*selects 'Open In New Tab'*

*Sits quietly in anticipation while regularly refreshing the new page*

If I should upload my picture on Nairaland, it would take a miracle for me to not end up with bullet holes on my head by next week

The number of people wey I don burn for Nairaland eh, dem go wait for me outside

StateOfMind: @FezaKessy : Is he God fearing?..

@FezaKessy : Does he treat you with respect?.

@FezaKessy : Does he love you?..

@FezaKessy : S/O to My Man @Onizee I love you


Awwwwwwwwww

I see this relationship crashing hard and creating a crater as large as O'Neal's eyeballs in a few months.

Reminds me of Seylia post-Keagan ravishing. They posted everything on their Twitter accounts and Facebook pages like they were trying hard to prove something to people.

Well, I won't knock their style sha.

Goodluck to them all the same.

Drahmah: Porn pundits in the house...damn!

Na dis be de real END TIME TINZ.

LOL The highest paid black American p.o.rn star, Yohanna Renee Kerr, na just $2,500 per scene she dey collect for movie.

So, before she can even crack 1 mill, she'll have to do 400 scenes in one movie

Is that even possible?

njokusboy: That is anoda angle, I addressed that some posts before... But una don push hard, so much so that he has decided to make do with your maria "IF DAT IS THE CASE OH"...
I am not mellish, matter of fact,dillish was a no no for me, neither am I a fan of romance... Left to me, the dude should be left alone to focus on business, when he is ready, he should pick a sexy naija babe of his choice..

Next thing you'll see him dulling around Mercy Johnson also, saying "Mercy is hot, but she's for Mr. Okojie".
I no know who do am dis thing.

god_of_music: *pissing inside the thread and mistakenly splashs sperm mixed with urine on ella.b and Itsmodella's face*

WTF!!!

StateOfMind: *Deadest*..there is actually a furkaddict in you.

No - There is a Spade in Fork Adict

ToyinDipo: @Spade your expression of annoyance is very entertaining, I'm feeling you dude.

Thanks comrade. My keyboard is plugged directly to my heart.

In other news, it turns out Maria and her boyfriend Walla Bwalya hadn't broken up when she left for BBA.
They were only having problems with their relationship at the time she left for Sandton. But after she had spent time in the BB House, she dumped Walla as soon as she got to Nam, cuz she's holding out for someone else.

I guess it's our dull boy Mel

This guy would have done wonders for himself with just a little effort.
Sadly, none was shown by our laughing pastor.