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CRAP!!! I didn't make it on time!

Can you believe I'm currently at a wedding, still rushing to Nairaland for the sake of milestone? SMH!

Yungwizzzy: now you'll see faze and 2 will try to associate with him

God bless ur hustle bro God's time is the best!!

Faze has always associated with him every now and then.
Na Tuface wey I hear completely forget am. No invite to his wedding sef. Nothing.

Well, I'm really happy for him on his new recovery. Eyaa

Gayigaskia: Honduras , Mexico,Chili ,Uruguay, or Argentina.

All those countries you listed are junior boys when compared to SOUTH KOREA.

Happy Birthyear, dear!

You know I love you... Yes you dooooo!

berem: Till our president, his wife, senators, governors, legislatures starts to patronize Innoson vehicles as their official cars,then i will call it a laudable achievement. Buying 30 innoson buses for civil servants is arrant nonsense!! If they patronize our locally made vehicles, we will do the same.

Sorry, this post just reeks of ignorance and an attempt to quickly shift goal post after getting SCHOOLED on your ignorance here.

Heck, what am I saying? You didn't just shift the goal post... You've put the goal post on WHEELS to be shifted at any time!

So, government acquiring Innoson buses for public use is nothing to at least be happy for; they must use it as their Limo before it SIGNIFIES progress in your embarrassingly shallow mind?

Please, just go home, bathe in cold water, think about your life, and go to bed ashamed.
You obviously lack the faintest idea about Politics and how economic accomplishment is achieved.

manny4life: Sis, you failed to understand the underlining importance of this - the government patriotism to local manufacturing. The govt did not have to buy from Innoson, but it did, even if it was 30, from 30 to it goes 100. What the FG did was raise value of Innoson product, what other type of marketing will Innoson need? Our govt is resolved and committed to supporting local manufacturing at all cost, with this news, people will begin patronizing him and before you know it, another Nnewi pesin will add another assembly plant.

What we need is to support our govt at all cost, whether he bought it for civil servants or not, through this contract, tens or hundreds of people will be employed at Innoson. More drivers and conductors will be employed, more mechanics, parts, and what have you. This is how the cycle of economics come. By this action, the govt has saved about $2.5million in FOREX. I want you to look at the bigger picture here.

If her posts (which are littered all around the boards) are anything to go by, I think the person you're addressing is too small-minded to comprehend.

ak47mann: are you against govt action or you are just trying to please umu ofe as usual akwuna oku be objective next time an opposition knows when to criticize but in your case any development from PDP is not welcome because you dnt see broom logo in your plate of AMALA. Make sure tifumbu buys enough oil wells in imo state by 2015 because you and rochas will be kicked out from govt house..

LMAO!!!

This post made my morning!

GH KWAME: Really? Then let me send y0u to..........@Pokello's Tw33ts




@LiezelcColler::: it baffles my brains
why haters take time to comment on
your TL don't they know they'll be
struck by #attitudekillstheenemy

@pokellosexxy
::: they must make sure
they have real ammunition. Coz I'm
trigger happy and I will fire!


@Its_emiiiily::: @pokellosexxy is so childish, why do u have to reply to every person that say summin negative about you

@pokellosexxy::: welcome. I have been waiting all day for an idiot like u to come along. Why r u following me if I am childish?

@Its_emiiiily::: @pokellosexxy don't u got things to do, you forever on twitter.... unfollowed -_-


@pokellosexxy:::yes Unfollow fooool. I'm on twitter coz I make time 4 those who love me and bitches like u who think Hoop earrings r in style


@santherlabelle::: ♥♥♥lmaaaooooo mode activated... legoooooo mummy love u

@Rossyclique::: Love you so much poky, haters might as well leave your handle or go drink petrol and die for all I care!!!



@Its_emiiiily::: @pokellosexxy yes boo! Hoop earings are still in! You actually had time to open my Avatar and look hahaha #Looser

@Its_emiiiily::: @pokellosexxy By the way! Hoopearing wouldn't suit your
shapless head! Don't hate

@nithigal::: hahahahaha. Do they still sell em in stores?? And that shiny shirt looks like a disco ball. >_<

@Rossyclique::: for the records, anyone who thinks @pokellosexxy is a looser must b the BIGGEST FOOOOOL OF THE CENTURY!!!

LMFAOOO!!! I would have followed Pokello if I had a Twitter account, but since I don't, bookmarking her page is the best way to go

Melvin's TL is one notorious sleeping pill.

Infact, all the housemates really bore me like hell

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O'Neal would be proud...of O'MEAL

Kairoseki77: Nigeria is one of the only countries on the planet that still has cases of polio. I believe the others are Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Somehow, polio has been eradicated all over the world and 50% of the people here think the vaccine is a conspiracy to control the world's population.

Should they be forced? I don't know. But we really can't afford to be the only country still suffering from this 20th century illness. It's ridiculous.

Polio is actually a 15th century illness. While its epidemic kicked off in the U.S. in 1894, Egyptian carvings from the 1400's showed it was quite rampant then too.

Yup... 15th Century alright. Goes to show you how embarrassingly backward the North is.

Independence day tinzzz.

Drahmah: you too para....











But that's really BOSS!

Your head dey there!

noname: That was why I could not bring myself to root for her, even in the house there were discrepancies in her stories. She was not sincere, she used her flirting and her fake pity stories as well as the Naija shout outs as her strategy and I never had respect for her strategy. Maybe it was because I saw through her early and read it as her being an insincere person who knows. Anyway she won so good for her and the people that believed her I guess. The rest is history at this point, she was destined to win. Stephen is very rich and anyone with eyes knows that Dillish loves the good life so it works for both of them.

Me too!
The gift of perception is one thing I'll always be thankful to God I was blessed with. Not many people saw her the way we did; and by the time they finally caught up, it was already too late.

I can't begin to list how many fake friends and 'potential' girlfriends I've been able to see through and avoid, all thanks to my perceptive nature.

Right from the VERY first week, I knew Dillish wasn't the type of girl any serious minded, goal-driven guy should be taking seriously.

But dull Nigerians thought otherwise. Acting like they washed their brains and left them out to dry in the sunlight while they tweeted from inside their homes on 'auto-pilot'.

Serves them right.

Before even seeing the video, you already know Tuface will outshine D'Banj in his own song

Hehehehehee! So, Dillish's boyfriend recently got her a new ride for her birthday? - And that's adding to the solid Mercedes Benz Kompressor she already has .
Suweeeeeet!

Makes me wonder where all the losers who fell for the "I need to buy a house and take care of my poor family" story are today

And of course, not forgetting JossyNMe, ImoliteGirl, AdaStunnerWhizz and MOsagiede the dumb, gullible Mellish iidiots who now look dumb as ever.

Hehehe... Them Mellish hopefuls stay hoping.

Maybe when Dillish is married with kids and grandchildren, while Melvin is also married with kids and grandchildren, that's when GBELLISH would happen...

Maybe by that time, na "GRANNISH" we go call them

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New Ride Tinzzzz

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BAWSE!!!

The kind of replies I'm seeing on this thread, like "bad belle old man", has made me realize this country is plagued with bloody illiterates and ignoramuses. "The 2go Clan" is what I call 'em.

A lot of you iidiots, I'm very sure; didn't even care to read the report. Only saw the thread title and jumped in with your nonsensical retorts.
How else can I explain the fact that you FAILED to see the title had very little to do with his comments? How else can I explain that Bonfere was infact making very good points about rot in the NFF and its lack of interest in actually doing its job, leaving the coaches to do everything and get fired? Was this not what Keshi faced earlier this year when the unpatriotic NFF already started searching for a foreign coach (their self-hating black assses) when Keshi and the Eagles were STILL in South Africa?

You bloody pieces of decomposing turd just came in here spewing TRASH without even reading the interview!

Biko, how did he do wrong by encouraging Keshi to also occassionally visit his players in the respective clubs and watch them play? How the phuck did he do wrong there?

Christian Chukwu and Shuaibu Amodu were two coaches who bowed to the corrupt NFF, did their bidding, and STILL got fired.

If Keshi fails tomorrow, a lot of you fairweather fans would also be here bashing him with your grammatically abominable writings, yet you're right here today insulting a man and his constructive criticism.

I am surrounded by dullards, oh Lord!

360command: I am certain some nairalander are asking her out or how they can reach SA so as they can be together.

With hips like that, can you blame them?

Mariarocks: Maria 5"6 lool. She's atleast 5"9

If she's 5'9", then I'm 7'2".
The girl is 5'6" flat.

I remember during Melvin's Mr. Nigeria contest, his height was listed as 6'1".

Now, recall the Saturday night before Maria was evicted. Remember the serious high heel shoes wey she wear?
Heels of that class are nothing less than 4 inches - And even at that, she just dey reach Melvin for forehead.
So, taking that into consideration, if Maria was at 5'9, then those heels (let's even assume they're not actually more than 4 inches) would have kept her at 6'1 - Exactly Melvin's height; not on the guy's forehead.

https://www.infectiousthreads.com/Images/big_shoes_d_teeze_12_black.jpg

Imagine. Pesin wey im heels dey so high that day, sotay she wan fall.

njokusboy: Maria is skinny jor, aint no flesh on dat lady, I lyk tall ladies too but they need to be full in the right places... My height is enouf for me nd boity.. Aswear

LOL! Maria is not quite what I'd call tall. She's quite petit (5'6" or so), but na those 4-inch heels dey work the wonders.

Yes! I take am!!!

1950!!!

Happy Birthyear to that special someone

Mariarocks: I only recognize 1960 sorry

Bushman.

ninnyanny: lol....Ajuju of life....well,I'm tryina say ,FOR MY MonEY, boity doesn't stand a chance with Maria.

NOTE: I love Boity....I'm her fan.

"A chance with" or "a chance against"?
Abi my Maria don begin dey bat for the other team?
When e start?

Ghana vs Egypt!

CIV vs Senegal!! Chinekeeeeee!!!

These are two battles I WOULDN'T miss for a phucking thing!

...And of course, my Naijaaaaaa.

Biko, any updates?

Who did Algeria, CIV and Ghana get?

taiocol: He actually follows psquare on facebook

Yeah! I saw that shhiitt! Thought it was the Gulder messing up my sight (don't ask).

collynzo2: Enyimba won this cup in
2005
2009
2013
You see the pattern?

Four years don wakaaa, Dem still dey carry go
Nobody dey slack, Nobody carry last ooo

safarigirl: we should compare him to old artistes? Like P-square that started a year before him and have waxed stronger? The 'Don't Tell Me Nonsense' has garnered just over 200 thousand views on youtube since it's release, meanwhile 'Personally' that came out same day has over 5 million views, even Wande Coal's 'The Kick' that was released weeks after has over 400 thousand views. D'banj na wash abeg, a review can NEVER translate to anything substantial, wack music is WACK music. Shikena!

SafariGirrrrrrrrl!

What if I told you I've missed you so much?

LOL!

DKM was bullshhiitt biko! Wack in all ramifications!

The only thing I liked about it was the Album Art (as in, that design picture wey dey for the CD cover). Simple!

afolabi1992: Kamikaze

Is that your maiguard?

Mariarocks: Where did u hear that from.

Check the former largest thread (Derailers' Paradise) on the Romance section. It's just at 1882 pages while this one's got more than that.