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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:37pm On Aug 31, 2013
toxxxxxxx: Heard bev say,that keagns mom came into the hotel after the show embarrassing and shouting at talia nd teling her to leave her son.bev said she got it from a reliable source.guess we all know who andfrom the way she said it she wasn't lieing then she kept quiet not wanting to say more.
That Talia girl is trash. The only reason she started running back to Seydou was because Keagan's mom REJECTED and humiliated her!

And some peeps tried to crucify Seydou for deciding to chop and clean mouth.

By the way... I went visiting the past thread on Big Brother StarGame. And you won't believe who Talia's number one fan on that thread was. grin
That's right... Our very own FORK ADICT! grin shocked
In his defense though, he quickly resigned the night Keagan banged her senseless in front of the whole continent grin
RomanceRe: 10 Funny Signs You're An Introvert by spade: 1:23pm On Aug 31, 2013
ganase2: In this age and time, being an introvert does not seem to be what anyone easily admits to....readily, everyone is trying to prove they have the requisite social skills of an extrovert.

Between, here are funny but real reasons why you just might be an introvert...do read on!

1. You think before you talk and check before you chat
Sort of the right thing to do huh?...You have a consistently running internal monologue that screens every word before it drops from your mouth. Not a fast speaker there...You screen your chats too severally, before you send them...lol.

2. You go to parties -– but not to meet people.
Nooo...you may not necessarily be hanging out alone...but meeting new people is rarely the goal of attending a party. You simply get in your safe harbour- looking out for your friends and hanging out with them.

3. Great speaker, fearful mingler
You may not be shy...infact, you can give a great speech in front of 500 people but mingling with them one-on-one afterwards is a huge problem.

4. You hate idle chatter
You can be in a room with room mates with them discussing on a topic without necessarily making a contribution...you hate small talk not because you hate people but because they seem meaningless to you.

5. You are self conscious
Since you are not doing most of the talking, you are doing most of the observing and hence, assume that everyone is observing you in the same way...judging the way you speak, your accent etc....whereas, they might not necessarily be doing so,

6. You like extreme sitting positions
When you have to sit at a bench, you don't sit in the middle because you don't like being surrounded by people on all sides. In church, you prefer the extreme rows of seats to the middle ones.

7. You dread audience participation
You prefer a talk or a lecture to a discussion or interaction. If you must be involved in the latter, you must have been informed earlier so that you can "compose yourself".

8. You've been accused severally of not keeping in touch
The funny part is that you cannot fathom why someone who called you three days back would call you and say something like; "You have forgotten me abi..."and you're like, "Are we supposed to be talking everyday"?....you also do not like midnight, except its utterly the last resort. For you, it's too much time to waste on "nonsense talk".
You screen all your calls and you may not pick up your phone even from people you like only to call them back as soon as you’re mentally prepared and have gathered the energy for the conversation.

9. You're a Writer
...a good one at that. Or sometimes, a poet. You prefer to put your ideas in writing than to speak them because the former gives you the opportunity to perfectly choose your words and structure your thoughts.

10. Friends made you and not the other way round
Check out the list of your closest and distant friends and you'd realize that they made more efforts at being your friend than you did at the initial stage before you settled into the friendship.

If you can boast of some of these qualities, then check again...against your initial judgement, you just might be an introvert!

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/08/funny-introvert-signs.html

twitter @tutubranch
The story of my life! It's like the author knows me! shocked

The only part I won't readily agree to, is the "self-concious" bit.
Nah. I'm more of a 'Ditch the condom and phuck the world' kinda guy cool
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:36am On Aug 31, 2013
ninnyanny: Ok ! I just confirmed on the "stop the hate on maria page" that the fb page with the name "Maria Nepembe Oduah is fake. The person who opened that account is a DEDICATED melaria fan. Lol...Lord have mercy.its amazing how people live their lives fixing other people's lives while neglecting theirs.
Pfft! After seeing accounts like "Shuti Kwamchukwu" during the post-AllStars era, nothing can phucking surprise me anymore grin
PoliticsRe: S-west Governors Consider Yoruba As Language Of Instruction by spade: 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2013
asha 80: what is algebraic equation in yoruba?or h.c.f in yoruba?
Uh-oh! grin

But I think the bridge will be crossed when they get there.
Remember, those terms you mentioned do not exist in the Yoruba language, because there hasn't been a need for them.
But now that the subjects are going to be taught in Yoruba, the appropriate words will be formulated by fire by force, leading to even more development of the language.

Clothes were invented because the weather was too cold. If not, we'd all still be nood today.

Weapons were first invented to protect from harmful animals. If noy, we no for get am.

So, with the new development, the appropriate words will be created, because there'll be a new demand for them.
Phew!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 8:42pm On Aug 30, 2013
So, according to Twitter, Cleo has dumped Hakeem?

And to those people asking for the thread to closed, why not just unfollow it and live happily ever after?
The Big Brother thread should exist after the show, so as to serve as updates on the ex-housemates and what they've got their teeth in.

Or do you want this thread to end up like the one dedicated to StarGame, where the MAIN action which happened Post-BBA (Kealia vs Seylia) wasn't documented?

After StarGame, Talia went posting apologetic messages on Seydou's wall, begging him to take her back. He eventually did, and they reunited in Lagos when he came to shoot his reality show. Talia also made paintings and sketches of Seydou, telling the Kealia advocates to phuck off. This eventually led to numerous attacks from disgruntled psychotic Kealia disciples on Talia's Facebook page, but this didn't stop her.
The final straw that broke the camel's back was when she posted a picture of herself holding that beautiful guitar Seydou had bought for her. This led many Kealia followers into early suicide. Their chief Epistle-maker Chippy Seira (who eventually mutated in the later stages to become Irina Derevko) tried to save the situation by creating a fake Talia account claiming her original account was hacked and she wasn't the one dedicating those poems to Seydou on her Facebook page; but the damage had already been done. The defeated Kealians ended up closing down their Facebook page of over 6000 members when they realized they were living a lie.

However, some die-hard followers of the Kealia mirage went on to create another page titled "Keafamlia". There, Irina Derevko proceeded to exhaust all vile words in her vocabulary, on Talia, but she didn't give a phuck. Their page grew to about 700 followers and they were all South Africans who only knew what they could do best - Xenophobia.

The final nail to the coffin was the SoundCity Music Awards which Seydou was invited to. He came all the way from Lisbon, Portugal to Banana Island, his residence (niggah is PAID, I won't phucking lie!). Seydou was given a "VVIP" membership to the award show, and he met up with Tamara and Talia, the former whom he took to his hotel room for the night.
When the pictures were published, the Kealians knew it was game over, and they had to abandon their page to go create a final one called 'Dwelling Reloaded'. They stayed there and cried their eyeballs out, while hurling insults at Zambian women. They swore off Talia and pledged their full support to Keagan.

But wait...

Keagan came on his personal page a few days later to lay it out in black and white that he didn't give a phuck about the fans and the fact that they missed him. That the game ended a long time ago and it was time for these idle souls to move on.

Crushed, broken and humiliated, these Kealians were finally laid to rest where their decomposing carcasses were consumed by emaciated hyenas.

Seydou finally come im own to reveal say his fiancee Sheila actually carry bele, and he was only creeping with Talia to chop and clean mouth just like Keagan did. He dumped Talia and told his stans like Lilian Whyte to grow the phuck up and go buy lives! grin

So ended the chapters of Kealia and Seylia grin

You see? With closed threads, how una go sabi say all this action happen?
I think we need this thread to be left open so the chapters of the housemates would end naturally!

Already, LKetso don end, and Hacleo just ended this afternoon.

Hopefully, the relationships that kicked off outside the house (like Melvin and Maria) would lead to something meaningful, just like Kevin and Elizabeth's did. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:51pm On Aug 28, 2013
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:44pm On Aug 28, 2013
Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Detective Spade. smiley[/color]
gringringrin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:13pm On Aug 28, 2013
Kslib: I dont agree with you.. Although i agree with the "love is not for sale" part of your post and the "not staying in a relationship cos you feel you owe someone not cos of love"..
She shouldnt dare leave stephen cos when she was getting goodies from him ,she didnt knw that love is not for sale..
When he bought her a car,she didnt know that love is not for sale..
When he was supporting/taking care of her financial needs for 5 good years,she didnt know that love aint for sale...
Na now wey she don win,na im love no con dey for sale..
..
She should sit her butt down in that "father-daughter relationship" and allow stephen to reap the profit of his investment... Na turn by turn..
..
All izz well!
grin Are you guys aware Namibia is known in the international scene for passion killings? Boyfriends beating their girlfriends senseless and killing them, either out of anger, disappointment or both.

Just google "Namibia, passion killing". Infact, it's become such a huge problem, that there are NGOs growing in popularity in Namibia because of that.

They say this is caused largely due to the materialistic nature of Namibian men and women, where the men feel, because they've fulfilled all the materialistic demands of their greedy girlfriends, then those women are their PROPERTY.

It's creepy
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:03pm On Aug 28, 2013
ochongonoko: Spade is confused.. From selly to maria to boity.. See wetin women don do am grin
My broda, no be mistake...

Selly was the one, until the Chlamydia story, which sent my eressssion flying right out the window and never coming back. Whether true or false, STD stories are the ultimate bonerr-kill for me.

Motamma dey, but I'll always have to seal her mouth with scotch tape when smashing, cuz that her voice reminds me of my mosquito-filled hostel back in my Uni days.

Maria... Umm... Na Melvin I dey push am to naa, cuz Boity was hand-crafted by God, just for me.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 12:58pm On Aug 28, 2013
ItsModella: Wtf? Whatever happened to Maria? angry grin
Maria? Who's that? huh
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 12:52pm On Aug 28, 2013
If Stephen were a sharp guy, he'd seize this opportunity to knock Dillish up.
Let's see how you gon' dump me now with Stevie junior suckling on your soon-to-be-SuperSaggy booobies.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 12:41pm On Aug 28, 2013
ItsModella: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I want Boity cry cry

Na play o...good for him grin
I see you're badly begging for a dirty slap from me if you still can't see by now that Boity was made for me.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:51am On Aug 28, 2013
jmaine: Too late bruv. . .Her strategy worked flawlessly grin
I know right? grin

And some people wonder why they can't ever progress when they're unable to stop and put two and two together before making a decision.

How people foolishly drank that fake lie ehh.

Pesin wey hunger dey kill dey drive Mercedes Benz Kompressor? Cuz if I knew I was homeless and someone gave me that car, I'd phucking sell it and buy a house without even thinking it over!

But no... Dumbass viewers never for once used their brains.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:43am On Aug 28, 2013
Kslib: Lol.. As how?
The girl was not poor, and she never lacked a house.
She told the housemates her boyfriend bought her a modest Golf 5, while it was infact a brand new, state-of-the-art Mercedes Benz Kompressor.
I was shocked to see dumbasses drank the KoolAid she served them when she said she needed the money to buy a house. That was the EXACT same thing Cherise said in BBA1 - no phucking difference.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:23am On Aug 28, 2013
Soooo, Dillish's poverty stories were all lies afterall?

Why am I not surprised? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 9:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
Na waaa oh!
No Beverly T-shirts? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:38pm On Aug 27, 2013
StateOfMind: ..
What the phuck?
That third picture you posted (Oneza Painting) = PDA Overkill!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 7:23pm On Aug 27, 2013
ochongonoko: Haba sweetlemon, nwanyi oma, why have you choosen to lie against me again after I told you in my penultimate post not to say things I didn't do?.

Please go back to the previous page and see that

1) I NEVER posted the comments from such video cos I didn't watch it

2) I NEVER QUOTED the post of the moniker that posted cleo, elikem and melvin's words to dillish. It's there for you to see. So if I didn't quote or posted any thing concerning what melvin said to dillish now how the heck did I edit such post?. For the umpeenteeth time, I DIDN'T watch video and I DONT CARE WHO MELVIN DATES OR NOT DATE NOR WHAT THEY SAID to DILLISH.. melvin can date dillish, obama wife and patience jonathan for all I care, all I want is for him to succeed.. Shikena. The mellish, melty or mealaria na em problem not mine
Dude, you annoy the heck out of me when you dedicate epistles to people who are obviously too dumb to even read them.
Just insult the foool and keep it going like I always do, and you'll find out you'll live happily ever after.

Imagine the iti-boribo was accusing someone of hating on her in another thread, telling people to go see for themselves. When nothing was discovered, she tried twisting it and saying the person had gone back and edited out the insultive post. But this akamu brain forgot the thread was locked and there was no way of editing posts in locked threads! When this fact was stated to magnify the knucklehead in her, she started twisting things to imply that the poster had probably contacted one of her moderator friends to secretly unlock the thread so she could edit her comments when no one was looking! shocked
Total "WTF Moment" right there, folks! Concentrated llama shhiit being spewed by a 28 year old.

So, guy, if you enjoy wasting your time like that, then I wish you the best. Can't envy you, though grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:37am On Aug 27, 2013
Drahmah: lol. Badoo! Oya make u use another moniker, but alert me. Ehe! Who u b 4 that tvsa sef?
I no get profile for there. Just a silent, attentive reader.
You guys did a wonderful jod, especially you, Nighschoolteacher and Abbylicious.

If you're going to talk about me being everywhere, I wonder what you're gonna say about Nightschoolteacher. grin LOL
Dude is on TVSA, MnetNetwork, Big Brother Fan Page, even Blogger sef grin

Hahaha!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:24am On Aug 27, 2013
Drahmah: @spade, you nor go do well, upload that ur picture?
You want people to roast me alive when they finally find out who I am shebi?

All the people wey I don cast for Nairaland finish, you want make dem finally find out say we dey live for the same STREET, abi? grin

Guy, I go upload am using another ID, cuz giving spade a face will get me killed grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:14am On Aug 27, 2013
Happy Birthday Mallam! cool
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 12:14am On Aug 27, 2013
safarigirl: BULLSHAIT!!! Munya was NOT wronged...just ONE vote kept him away from that prize, a vote Kenyans admitted they gave Uti...even if they drew, uti would have gotten popularity.


Even the worst hater does NOT believe Melvin got just 2 country votes and came fourth....so there is even more reason to believe he was WRONGED

How many East Africans came out to openly admit they voted Dillish? When Wendull won, EA admitted to voting him en masse just so Luclay wouldn't win. Only SADC people came out in throngs to support Dillish, EA was mostly silent...you sef think am, if Kenyans admitted to sacrificing their girl, and if they could admit voting Wendull, why couldn't EA also come out en masse to admit voting Dillish when rigging was suggested if they really did?


I repeat, that Munya gist is BULLSHEET!!!
See how you totally missed the point?
The phucking point I was making there was that, for whatever reason, Munya fans felt wronged and took their lamentations to new heights, calling the show a scam, WITHOUT PROOF!

You guys, right now, are also calling the show a scam, WITHOUT PROOF!

Yeah, since you're that keen on making god-like analysis on voting dynamics, let's go there:

Were you really expecting Angola's vote for Melvin? The Melvin that nominated Biguesas and the Nigeria that NEVER voted the Angolans?

Were you expecting Tanzania? Cuz Naija voted Nando, shebi? Well, let me refresh your memory - The week Naija voted him, he got 5 total votes: Tanz, Ken, Uganda, Naija and... NAMIBIA. So as far as I'm concerned, they had every right to choose either of Melvin and Dillish cuz Naija and Nam both voted them once.

Were you expecting Uganda? Cuz LK4 said Melvin might win, right? Well, reality check - Dillish was closer to Denzel than Melvin was to LK4.

Were you expecting Kenya? The same Melvin wey swap Annabel, and on top of that, Naija never voted her? Nam never voted Annabel either, but atleast Dillish was bosom buddies with her.

Trust me, I can bring up explanations to counter whatever accusations you want to make. It is not that hard, so just die this issue already.

You talk as if you can tell what the entire EA does just from reading Twitter and FB.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:58pm On Aug 26, 2013
ochongonoko: @safarigirl, tell that girl, if she truly wants justice to be served, if she truly wants melvin to be declared the winner she thinks he is, then she should bring out the evidence that makes melvin a receiver of 7 country votes

If she has this evidence and can't bring it out, then she should keep shut because NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING will happen
Thank you! It's time for people to grow the hell up.
When Kevin won BBA Revolution with Ugandan vote (despite causing Phil's eviction and also not exactly being buddies with Hannington), where were these people?
When MOZAMBIQUE voted Kevin instead of Leonel when they were both up, where were these people?

When Angola left Weza and voted KAREN the week they were both up, where the PHUCK were these people?

Game doesn't go their way this season and they're shouting "Rigging, rigging, rigging"?

C'mon, isn't that just pathetic?

Yes, I'm a fan of Maria. I'm a fan of Melvin, Elikem, Cleo, Sulu and Bassey too! And on top of that, I'm a noble sportsman.

Congratulate the victors and stop acting like kids, people! grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:44pm On Aug 26, 2013
safarigirl: I don't know why you wrote this epistle.

Whether the jossynme is an imbe or not, a Mellish fan or not, does not mean her words deserve any less attention...that alone should give it more credibility.

Don't shoot the messenger, rather look at the message. This is why we are where we are, because we see injustice and decide to just 'dust it off' because it's 'over'

The dude was WRONGED, it's not even about the money, they can keep their filthy money but the fact remains that a man, an upright, God-fearing, humble, caring, intelligent, peaceful, gorgeous man lost HIS right simply because of WHERE he's from, not WHO he is and EVEN you SPADE would be pained if you were wronged so.

I expected more from you, Maria or not....GOD dey sha
"Melvin was wronged". Munya was wronged too, shebi? Cuz there's no difference here. You are not privy to the results at Ntshabula Gobodo, just like Munya fans were not privy to the happenings at Alexander Forbes, but that didn't stop them from cussing Biola and IK, just like you folks are doing now.

Do you have access to their machines to know how the voting went? If you're to be called to the stand at a courtroom, would you have ANY evidence to back this claim?

Shhiitt happens. Luclay was 'robbed' too. South Africans threatened xenophobia, but guess what? NOTHING HAPPENED!

Munya fans felt 'robbed'. They cried to their president. They cussed the presenter. They cussed the Mnet boss (like her phucking job revolves ONLY around BBA), but guess what? NOTHING HAPPENED!

People who can't move on from disappointment only end up heightening their embarrassment!

Melvin will go places. He's a positive, humble gentleman. It's just surprising how he was able to attract fans who are infact the complete opposite undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:12pm On Aug 26, 2013
ochongonoko: @spade, is @jossynme a nigerian?
Yes! The iddiiot's name is Seun something-something.

Don't take that Mellish buffoon seriously. Trust me!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 11:04pm On Aug 26, 2013
Biko, Jossynme is a dumb clown. A dumbass Mellish-worshipping clown who spent all her days on Twitter fantasizing over a phucking mirage instead of campaigning for Melvin.

As I read those dumb tweets, I was actually expecting some serious revelation until all I could get was that "even Boity was shocked at the results".
Really now? Boity was shocked? That's all you've got?
Boity is a phucking model, for goodness sake. Since when did she start working at Ntshabula WhatWhatWhat the auditing firm that counted the results? Is that really all this monocellular brain-having loser has as proof in her dumbass tweets?

Please, my Naija people, time to accept fate, dust it off your shoulders and act like bigger people. Because if you carry on like this, then it would be hard to distinguish between you and those monumentally iddiiotic Munya fans who put the "Sore" in the "Loser" when they crashed and burned.
Naija don sweep this show 3 solid times, with a total of 8 finalists! 8 phucking finalists for goodness sake!! Why stoop so low to sip the KoolAid provided by that living, breathing shhiit-heap known as Jossynme?

Abegi, Melvin has a bright future ahead of him. He showed to Africa that he was a man of values, self-respect, grace and carriage, and his ONE ambassador title couldn't have gone to a better deserving person.

Be happy for him and be happy for the others.

Leave that imbecciille to remain in the past as she day-dreams about her non-existent "Mellish" for a barren, miserable eternity.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 2:15pm On Aug 26, 2013
Huh?
Mtsschheewwww! I even thought you guys were posting noodz angry
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:49am On Aug 26, 2013
100%
Woohoo!!!! Game don load finish oooo!

Na endless gaming things tonight, baby! Dead Space 2.

See you later fellas! I pray we have each other's back always. Best wishes and lots of love!

Oya, let's gooooo there!
Dead Space
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:09am On Aug 26, 2013
noname: At least people will stop calling Maria a runs girl now. Wetin Melvin get wey she dey chase now. Lol.
Connections to Uti, which means connections to Geneveive, PSquare, Rita Dominic, Eldee, M.I, Ramsey Nouah, Flavour, Tiwa Savage, Don Jazzy, Nollywood to advance her career and secure her a place in the Lagos entertainment scene, etc!

Na now e just dey even kick off for full gear grin

I tell you, people who are determined to be stuppiid will look for reasons to remain stuppiid.

If damning evidence that Mellish was non-existent couldn't deter these mooroons, then don't be surprised when they use "connections" to brand Maria a runs girl. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by spade: 1:06am On Aug 26, 2013
grin O boy, MOsagiede looks like a big foool on Twitter now grin

People just dey laugh her with her "Mellish" iddiiocy which has exploded on her face grin

When I been dey warn them to vote Maria at least to improve this our guy's chances, dem no hear grin

Mellish ko, Gbellish ni! grin

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