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Jesus... I see Semid4Lyfe viewing the thread.

I hope he's not planning to close it!

ella.b:
spade
I ve posted d last interview,yall can get d answers u want from there.

"What is between you and Maria?"

"We're cool" - See wetin grown man dey talk.

'Dillish is for Steven'

Had Uti not chipped in about his liaisons with Maria on the final night, we for hear anything?

No be "We're cool" and "With Maria, it's different" we go carry for ear?

Even in the 80's, "We've chosen to go steady" is a more dignified way of saying you're trying to work things out with a girl.

"We're cool" na friendzone tinz jare

ItsModella: Whoever knows Melvin on a personal level should tell him to learn how to give straight answers. We're tired of him dillydallying every freaking time. Jeez, it's annoying already.

The day he'll give a straight answer is the day he'll cough out his ballls.
He lacks the boldness to give straight answers.

Even common Diary Room wey im just dey infront of a camera and speakerphone, he finds it difficult to even face the camera and relax.

Maybe that's just how his family trained him.

I don't know why this pissses me off so much... Or is it because I'm from Aba and there's no room for dullness on my side?

toxxxxxxx: I agree with spade,I am also gettn tired of his talk jare.can't make himself clear for once.abi na strategy,I tire o.
How will ds twogals be feeling by now,abi dem plan am together?as far as I'm concerned evn if na lucifer him like na him palaver.make I'm carry himself go corner joor.

Timidity, dullness and lack of exposure na im dey kill the guy.

A grown asss man, dem go ask you question on who you're feeling, and your answer is "hmmmmmm"?

Person wey im mates don dey raise family, his asss is still too shy to openly state in plain terms what woman he has interests in? At the age of 28, for goodness sake! Two years from now, im go enter 30 - balding stage.

Dey form Vatican Priest for BB House and eventually won nothing for it.

Now wey game don end, he's still an inexperienced mumu in his interviews with ZERO street wisdom and ZERO confidence.

"Mellish" people carried on with their fantasies because he was not articulate enough to state his intentions in clear terms which would have buried the crrap once and for all. It carried on and ended up marketing him as a total weakling who lacked the spine to go for what he wanted, and he eventually crashed out after spending 91 full days in the house with no drama, controversy or entertainment.

Idiiiots like AdaStunnerWhizz and that imbbecile JossyNMe who threatened to 'expose' Mnet, are left free to parade their irritating Mellish crrap. But should we really be surprised? Melvin is too much of a dunce to open his mouth and articulate his points

Mariarocks:
At this PARTICULAR JUNCTURE! I think he's following in the footsteps of Uti because I don't believe somebody can be this dull .

And what are those footsteps?

ella.b:
The one I wrote down..(that's from where i started listening).

Presenter: did u kiss anybody in the house?
Melvin: yes,I kissed Maria and annabel
Presenter: who was ur crush in d house?
Melvin:hmmmmmm(aswear,e be like say make I slap am).
Presenter: ok,we understand d hmmm,so did she give u part of d money?
Melvin: I don't want her money.
Presenter:ok,so what do u want from her?.
Melvin:Dillish is hot But she's for steven

Abeg, Melvin should jejely move his slow asss out of the way.

Girl wey im dey with for 91 days, im no do anything.

Girl wey im dey sleep in the same bed with for days and days, im no do anything. Na when dem transfer am to the other house, im begin dey ask "when did you start liking me?"
when dem come evict am nko, im begin dey make face like Chuck Norris, dey talk "The chase is on".

Go forward, im no do. Step aside nko? Problem.

Melvin is just dull on so many levels, it's straight up embarrassing. And he's what? 28.

ella.b:
Urgh! Melvin's interview was so confusing aswear..who listened to it?
I wrote down a lil of what he said,I ll post it soon.
I dunno if he likes maria/dillish..dude should stop playing with our heads.
Will try 2 confirm wat he said bout both of em..don't wanna post a diff thing.

He's not playing any mind games. He's just too dumb and unable to express himself and articulate his words properly. Morbid dullness is what I call it.

Dude, first of all, needs to enroll himself in a 4-year speech coaching/therapy course so he can learn how to open his mouth and talk like a human being, instead of a drowning man wey carry sawdust for mouth.

Then after that, he needs to join the army so he can grow some ballls.

It's a pity that after 101 days since BBA first kicked off, Melvin is the ONLY person people are still phucking struggling to understand a word he says and what his intentions are. Peeps should stop making excuses for this dull fellow jare.
Upon how many interviews now, people are still struggling to understand him.

Even Angelo wey entangle himself with up to 5 girls for house don CLEARLY state his intentions straight to the point.

Elikem wey been get with Feza, Fatima and Pokello, don state his thing straight.

Melvin wey no do any such thing for house ooo, na im hin own story come different.

Im don run how many interviews and counting, and story still remain the same "What did he say?"

achimotan: Kai these images are depressing. We have a world cup qualifying match against them in Kumasi and wanted to land yesternite.Unbeknown to them the airport is under rehabilatation and as such it closes at 16 hr GMT for work to progress so they could not get clearance from the aviation authority to begin the flight. They mistoke this as ghanaians frustrating them.They have realised their mistake and now taking backlash from zambians

[[b]b]As the story of the Zambia national team’s failure to travel to Kumasi slowly unfolds, it is becoming clear that the statements which were being issued by FAZ accusing Ghana of not cooperating in letting the Zambia national team travel to Kumasi are just a cover up for some inept preparations for the team’s travel, Zambianfootball.co.zm understands.

Ghana Business News: Kumasi Airport to close for early rehabilitation

A source close to the development told the ZamFoot Crew that it was not fair to point a finger at Ghana when FAZ and the Sports Ministry did not do their ground work.

“The issue is not about Ghana aviation clearing our plane to land in Kumasi, they chartered a plane which was supposed to refuel in Congo DR but failed to get clearance for that to be done,” the Zamfoot source said.

“There are no mind games here, we were already informed in advance to say the Kumasi Airport does not operate at night, so the pilot could not be given clearance by Ghana aviation to fly from Zambia at that late hour when they wanted to depart.”

“Why did they even bring the team to Zambia when the Ministry had already released money to charter a plane? Do you know that the team was marooned at OR Tambo International Airport from about midday or somewhere there and they only boarded around 21:30hrs meaning they only arrived in the country around midnight.”

The team then had a training session at Nkoloma very early in the morning and hoped to leave at 11:00hrs but was only called to board the plane at about 15:00hrs.

According to information obtained by the ZamFoot Crew, the flight to Kumasi is expected to take approximately 4 hours and the team will leave tomorrow morning which will still give them enough time to prepare for the an afternoon work out at the Baba Yara Stadium in Kumasi.

FAZ had initially come under fire for opting to camp the team in South Africa instead of West Africa as earlier suggested and the shambolic logistics laid out for the team could just derail an otherwise presumptively positive outcome in the game on Friday.
http://www.zambianfootball.co.zm/?p=6969[/b]

Thanks for clarifying this. I thought as much too.
It's a pity an official body of a country can't even do its proper homework before running to the press to accuse people.

Truth be told, I'm quite enjoying the Ghana-Zambia beef. It's funny as phuck cuz atleast it doesn't involve my Naija for once. Make una beef other countries for once

I followed GhanaSoccerNet all through the AFCON 2013 mundial, and the banter between the Ghanaians and Zambians on that page literally killed me

ochongonoko: Nwanne, don't visit there if you're faint hearted, lest they convert you into hate laden zombie and plant a seed of bigotry into ya

Add Religion section too.
My God!
If you just no wan begin dey question your faith, stay away from that hell-hole.

Back at the Racism/Tribalism Section, I came accross two threads that irritated the hell out of me. One was created by one Don-something-something.
The other was created by a dumb Somali guy.

Religion and Politics are the worst ghettos you can visit on Nairaland.

ochongonoko: @jekyl&hyde, I didn't leave NL, just that I haven't find any thread that cuts it for me when it came to entertainment, mild E-fights and all round fun like this thread. I've searched but found none and the tribal slurs in the ethnic and politics sounds more like hatred than fun cos I aint a bigot and don't hate on another tribe for fun, so I had to log out and view FP threads. When I find a thread worth staying up all night for, I'll comment more frequently

I miss you all like mad, I aint gonna lie. Not a day passes without me wishing BBA never ended. Miss y'all all day, err day especially peeps like

Spade, StateOfMind, iyawoTM, jekyll&hyde, Kslib, THE AMAKA, ginger, fork addict, c'est moi, ella.b, josydaky, safarigirl, lansguy68, ginger, miss sparkles, mariarocks, dominique(fighting for my bans), feminine A, itsModella, chrisk kwaku, GH KWAME(my ghanaian nigga), tuso, royal pearl, sholay2011, njokusboy, dmalam, noname, mykali, wildchild, geezprince, ozodigboo and a losta peeps too numerous to mention.

If there's any thread more action packed than this thread(apart from bigotry laced threads), then it's not on NL, prolly on DREAMLAND. Once again, I miss y'all like crazy

I thank y'all for keeping me entertained through out the last 3months, I appreciate it beyond what words can type

And we'll always appreciate your input, bro

Melvin's teeth na the kind teeth wey dem dey carry divide yam.

ella.b:
Lol @dominque,biko Maria's teeth can dig d soil.
Melvin's teeth too na apology.so maria na good partner for am.

If dem born pikin eh, the baby fit get up to 94 teeth.

Some fans can be crazy shaa o.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTUnDdRCIAEFMIM.jpg

stone-mind:
click like if u are a cambridge university graduate.. quote if u are a petrochemical engineer'

So far, 0 Likes and counting... Amen.

Mariarocks: WTF are you saying. And what will cause him to be this way??

So you trynna say my guy thought/rethunk for 91 days...and still counting
Haba! How many times did people in the house ask him who he had feelings for and how many times did he give such an unbelievably dull answer.
This is not a question you have to give so much thought into. If you have feelings for someone, talk! Make it clear and stop making it seem as if if you say so, the world will come crashing down.. Mehn life is short to be doing stuff like this. Live your life gaddamit and stop evaluating every single gaddamn thing.

...ohhh is this a phone...hmm it might be an ipod...should I touch it....neh lemme just wait to see if it rings...but wait oh....ipods do have ringtones....hmmm what shall i do....should I pick it up or not??
I mean what the fuuuckkk. Such an unenjoyable complex way to live your life. Evaluating every shiit you do...how him head never burst?

The way he handled the Maria situation just made me mad. The girl now came out and had to start dealing with the mess he created. He needs to just chill and realize that overthinking stuff sometimes doesn't just work.

My guy needs to free

Tell me about it. The girl is branded a whooore by people who still wish for their morally wretched fantasy to take off, when a simple STRAIGHTFORWARD answer would have silenced those brainless drones forever.

The guy sat on his asss and kept on thinking and over-analyzing for 91 days and didn't do shhitt, didn't win shhitt and didn't take shhhitt.

And I bet you, if he hadn't been threatened by Biggie the day he was called in to come make his save and replace (the day he put up Hakeem), he would've also stayed in that Diary Room for 91 phucking days, emaciated, dehydrated, and STILL without a decision.

People keep making excuses for a grown asss man at 28 who should be heading a family by now. How is he going to lead a family when he can't even make bold decisions?

Isn't life all about risks? Inventors, business tycoons, and successful global game-changers get to where they are by making bold risky decisions.

Playing it safe will get you far. But TRUST ME, when the chips are down, you STILL will not win shhhiitt. It has never happened and it will never happen.

Belovedd: Na WA oh, sake of say d bobo no wan talk him relationsip matter for outside? if I remember Uti was very evasive about sheila wen he left d BB house. About d Maria being evicted he said that by d time maria expressed her feelings, he was already close to and liked dillish, ( i listened do this interview no be dem say dem say) this means he didnt réally feel maria while he was in d house.

Abeg!
He said he already was close to, and liked Dillish. The Dillish, he stayed with her till day 91 and didn't do squat.

The Maria, he waited until she got swapped back to Ruby house before he miraculously realized she liked him. Cuz as I remember, it was that Thursday he walked up to her and started asking "When did you start liking me?".

Hakeem, Bimp and Nando told him Maria liked way before then. Dude chose to act like a mumu about it.

I remember that Sunday he swapped Annabel and she survived, he had a conversation with Hakeem where he advised him to go for Maria because he felt he was safer with her, and all Melvin did was to laugh and shine teeth.

You mean to tell me with all those, he couldn't pick out that Maria liked him?

Just accept it - Dude knew about it but CHOSE to be dull.

He wasted 3 months in BBA house giving massages to ladies

ella.b:
Melvin bein "self-conscious" is just d right word to describe him.

His self conscious attributes are also linked to lack of confidence, AND low self esteem, because he's scared to death of actually expressing himself due to fear that his inner personality isn't good enough. He's scared of slipping.
To think he's an actor makes it even worse. In his Diary Sessions, he acts like a guy that has a rusty blender tri-blade stuck up his anusss.
He never looks up at the camera.

Shooooo!? Guys, just accept it. It won't hurt. BBA don end, and campaigning don finish. So, let's just come out with the truth - The guy dull pass bingo wey no sabi chop bone.

ninnyanny: lol...kai,ur blood de hot gan! Melvin doesn't have COMMUNICATIVE COMPETENCE but it doesn't have anything to do with his personality. He actually has a great personality and he deserved to win...he is still a winner! So my dear spade calm down u hear

Nah, I maintain it.

You think someone like Uti would've had the "Mellish" thing take the shine off him?

Uti without Sheila was still BAWSE.
He could stand alone as an entertainer on his own right.

Melvin on the other hand was kind, caring and whatnot, but he wasn't for this show.

Dude had no interesting highlights about him to establish himself as a contender. Just kindness, and last I checked, Geraldine was kind too.

Fans, in a bid to tag him to a relationship to make him appear remotely interesting, began the "Mellish" bullshhhit. And unfortunately for Melvin, since he had near-zero entertainment value, the fictional "Mellish" overtook him and made him appear like a weakling whose life revolved around Dillish.

I still maintain that in a way he had himself to blame. Cuz if he hadn't been such a slow guy lacking in confidence and communication skills, he would have CLARIFIED to the viewers who his real love interest was (Maria).
That way, she would've been saved, and probably would've boosted his own ratings.

But instead, he totally slacked and wallowed in cluelessness.
Maria was evicted, Dillish was taken, and Melvin never had the opportunity to shine since he had nothing else going for him ratings-wise.
That's just the plain truth.

How a man his age could still be fumbling around with "I like everybody" nonsense is still beyond me.

About 5 girls showed interest in him in that house, but he dulled about cuz he just lacked confidence.

Dude snoozed, dude lost.
Simple and short.

Some people are saying "Melvin for AllStars"
LOL. If we're going to pick an AllStars housemate, I'd say Nkenna is the perfect lock.

Babe is local and she knows it.
Never shy to show it.
Always down to rock it, If you hate it, you will like it.

Melvin sha, is a very bland guy. Let's not even lie.

The 3 Nigerians who won the money in past editions truly deserved it because they were never afraid to express themselves. This guy just go BBA to waste 3 months forming 'good boy', stripping himself of any traces of personality.

Game don end tey tey, and as a grown-ass man, his yes should mean yes, and his no should mean no.
But what do we see? He comes yet again on the internet to deliver boring generic answers.
"Maria and I are cool", "I'm happy for Dillish. We're friends". Errrmm... Didn't we al know this already?
How exactly did these answers of his change anything?

If you're having anything to do with Maria, what's so hard in saying "Maria and I are trying to take the days one step at a time to see how it goes. If it works, fine. But we wouldn't want to rush things."?
Then if he and Maria aren't seeing each other, what's difficult in simply saying, "Maria and I are great friends. We wish each other the best"?

That's about as straightforward as it gets.
It's a pity a guy his age still fumbles around in timidity. Sell yourself to Africa, you no do.
Generate controversy nko? You no do.
Be CLEAR and straightforward in your diary sessions? Mba nu.

Just a waste of time.
I wish him the best in what he does, but truth be told, he really didn't deserve a penny from that 300K... Neither did Dillish sha, but ah well...

Mariarocks: I HATE THE WAY THIS GUY TALKS! WHAT THE FUUCCK UGH . Why must he always complicate things?? Be straight for once Gaddammit! You know what people want to know. He should not even spoil my mood cuz I AM HAPPY ATM! OZIL!!!!!

Brings me back to my point about his inability to properly express himself.
There comes a time when ambiguity ceases to make you look interesting, and instead makes you come off as lacking in confidence.

O boy, Melvin's hands for that picture na sign of sufferhead See veeeeiiiins

As for Busi, she resemble pesin wey dey undergo chemotherapy. Poor look!

Dillish has been blocking Mellish tweeters like crazy! LMAO!
The same people wey vote with the hopes of living out their retaaarded fantasies!

Sadly, our beloved garri did not make the cut.

*sigh*... The struggle continues.

pasqal09: Una de here de gossip BBA, make una no go find work

You dey here dey religiously read our gossip, dey carry Nairaland thread matter for head over site wey no be you get. Now, tell me who worse pass?
Better carry dis opportunity go find old abandoned handouts wey you go photocopy and sell, because as dis ASUU wahala dey so, e be like say you go develop grey hair for house.

pasqal09: BBA has ended, y has dis thread not been closed?

Why should the thread's existence be any of your concern, considering you're neither a moderator, a site administrator nor a webmaster?

Why you dey carry Nairaland for head, bros?

So, in a recent interview, Elikem says he has seen the Pokello sessss tape

And according to him, "It was niiiiiiice"

nukoduss: Africa with Black mentality
BLack Jesus indeed
RIP jesus

Bros, Papua New Guinea is an Island country located in Oceania, off the coast of Northern Australia.

The real 'black mentality' here is your geographic ignorance.

No vex bros.

chookudi: Whenever we search online via Google search engine, do we open up and check other pages other than the 1st page? Most times, if what we search for doesn't pop up in the 1st page, we hardly open up other pages..why is this so??

You won't believe it, but my own na laziness

Damn! This link is funny as phuck!
how did I miss it all this while?

https://www.nairaland.com/934031/big-brother-africa-stargame-official/23