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Illbliss resemble akamu face for that picture.

Wow... This thread became the largest thread in Nairaland history just 2 days ago without us even noticing.

How's everyone this evening?

chriskwaku: this soccer thread would soon be derailed.smh

Hasn't it already? LOL
The place don turn to war zone sharp sharp.

By the way, where the hell is Seydou?

That guy's Twitter handle (http://www.twitter.com/Seydou_Official)

Has been dead since June

ninnyanny: lol....u de vex oooo. But truth be told, most peeps in the world have a higher being as their number one. Me too,my number one is God. So u can't blame melvin. Plus we all have different personalities. Happy weekend

I guess you're right

Happy weekend too

Drahmah: yuh need an americano accent to preach?








I think sey u like melvin sef?

Don't mind me biko. Of course I still like Melvin oooo!

Just playing...

But truth be told, I can't wait for this BBA dust to finally settle so these Twitter famzers begging for retweets and follows-back can finally look for other celebrities to pester, and the BBA housemates can get down to actually tweeting their thoughts.

njokusboy: I guess he was supposed to say my number one priority is maria... Lolzzz.. Were

No, not that sha... Hell no!

Arsenate: "We don't take the AFCON seriously. The trophy is beneath us. We've got our eyes set on the World cup"
Translation:
We know we are not good enough and we will never win the AFCON again; so it's best we play down it's importance.

As in! I wonder the type of person who brags about "getting to Quarter Finals" like say trophy dey am
Like in February, some of them even started saying they didn't care about winning AFCON, but only cared about their FIFA ranking!!!
With the 20-something position wey dem rank dem so?

Nigeria is the only African country to make it to FIFA's Top 5 in the ranking table, but that ain't worth a shhitt to mature-minded people.

If we begin dey brag about our Olympic Soccer GOLD medal, wetin dem go now come talk?

If we begin dey brag about the fact that our female soccer team has won AFCON a record 6 solid times, wetin dem go now come do?

"World Cup Quarter finals. Acheive that, and then come rub shoulders with us" --- LMAO!!!

Until they actually start handing out trophies for Quarter-Finalists, that so-called feat ain't worth my morning piss!

ninnyanny: @Melvin0duah: Just like many of y'all av guessed, my numba 1 priority in life is GOD! I put GOD 1st in everything I do! #top10prioritiesinmylife

The guy is such a bore. How predictable. Abeg, somebody fetch dis my brother an American accent so he can complete the equation and become a full-time pastor.

Nigeria has participated 17 times, and out of those 17 times, we've walked away with 14 trophies. My broda, no be small thing oooo.
Atleast it shows the fighting spirit that we strive "never to carry last".
"Walahi, if we no win gold, make we atleast walk out with something".

Ghana gotta step up their game for real, truth be told.
Last time they won the trophy, there were only 8 teams playing. And 2 out of the 4 times they won, there were only 6 teams playing. They briefly stepped up their game from 2007-2011, but e be like say dem don begin slack again with that overpraised Captain Asamoah Gyan wey no even get balls to take simple Penalty kicks (Seriously GFA, why does that guy still have a jersey?).

Cameroun na die. Their spot is well earned, mehn. Out of the 4 trophies dem win, 3 of dem na on top our head dem actualize the dream

ninnyanny: @Melvin0duah: No 8 has 2 b SPORTS (ESP FOOTBALL). Yes o! I love football like CRAZY!!! #top10prioritiesinmylife

Supporting a FAIL of a team like Arsenal no be joke sha.

Mariarocks: Farts in Daniel and Spade's mouth

Chai! Na how to take reserve space for me?
farting on my face on top.

Oh well, thanks bros. At least I make am for the page because someone was kind enough to remember me

...Unlike ItsModella wey just dey busy dey buy multiple plots of land like an Anambra man

ItsModella: Nah, I remember how you and some other people took more than 2 spots on 1111. Nna, that thing still dey pain me.

Anyway, you get luck say na just 1900 wey I no too send... Just watch what will happen in 2000. Me and my 'friend' Audio Rage are going to be taking not less than 8 spots!

I don vex.
Just dey watch.

By the way, since we're on Page 1901...

Did you guys know the first Nobel Prizes were handed out in 1901?

Mariarocks: @spade missed it

His great grand father must not have been born in 1900 then.

ItsModella: moonwalking on the 5th spot.

Somebody help me ban ItsModella pls.
Colonizing the page, instead of giving adazz a chance

Drahmah: oga, I dey hail o

Thanks boss!

Una carry wickdness colonize page 1900. Una no even give me breathing space to post.
Amadioha is watching you guys sha.

I noticed the number of people viewing this thread don dey increase small small.

I initally wondered why... Until I looked at the page number and saw 1898...

Shebi na because of the coming milestones 1900 and 2000 una dey show face?
Criminals

Whatever you do sha, 1950, 1964, 1983, 1986, 1989, 1994 and 2000 are mine, because they signify the birthdates of important people in my life. So when we get there, just respect yourself and allow me post, alright?

I need to claim those pages.

Fanxxx!

Jarus: If only you know Tupac's Benue is in the North.

Tuface you mean?

davades: Wht abt Nas Nasir Jones Oludara

Nas is not Nigerian.
His popsie's stage name is "Olu Dara", but the man's real name is actually Charles Jones III.

adora4u1: Ironically enough it's the number 1 on the list (Tinie Tempah) that I've never heard of!

WHAT!!!

Emmyk: I use Reptile often.

For Mortal Kombat? I used Noob Saibot

The first game I ever handled was "brick game" as a kid. I remember it had in-built games like "Crossing the road" and "car race" as well as "tank" and of course, the world famous Tetris. These games were depressing though cuz the only way you could end it was by "dying" - No such thing as completing the shhit. It just ends when you LOSE.

Eventually, I progressed to Nintendo which we got as a gift for finishing at the top of our respective classes. I was in primary two at the time. And I remember the games I played then were Super Mario, Donkey Kong and this game called "Contra Force".

Primary 4 was when I advanced to Sega Mega Drive 2 . The games I played then were Mortal Kombat 3 (most especially), ISS (International Superstar Soccer), one super-difficult game like that called "Sunset Riders", and Street Fighter. Me and my elder brother dey steadily exchange blows over who go handle game controller back then - Infact, at a point, my mom seized the game and kept it locked in her dressing drawer until we learned to share.

In my Primary 5, Popsie brought one of the computers he was using in his office (since he had replaced them with more advanced ones) to our house. It was a Windows 95 Computer, running on IBM, and that was when we started playing games like Doom 95, Duke Nukem, Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, Cosmo's Cosmic Adventures, Prince of Persia (DOS version ooo!), Billy The Kid, and my favourite, Hocus Pocus

JSS 1 was when I moved to PlayStation - Games like Super Mario Brothers, Resident Evil, Tekken, Star Wars and FIFA 01 and Gran Turismo na regular games I dey play then.

PS 2 and the rest na just advancements over the years.

I was recently opportuned to visit a site galled Dosgames.com where I could download old DosGames and play them in my computer, and it's amazing to see the stark difference between then and now.
Comparing my favorite DOS Game Hocus Pocus (which is just at 992 Kilobytes) and games I have now like Grand Theft Auto IV (7 Gigabytes!) - Meeeeehn! We've really come a long way.

I still enjoy playing my old DOS Games on my computer every now and then sha... Nostalgia tinz

Agbgift: Melvin and beverly really tried o. For now, I don't have a 9ja candidate for the ALL-STARS. Its only next year that will determine. I don't feel melvin or beverly will want to come for all stars. As melvin has declared this his last reality tv show. Beverly say na school and marriage. As for ola, heard he works under BBA crew or mnet now, if its true, I don't see him as a candidate. Vina of karens time, is a NO. Her forming, aint real. I will choice beverly over her a million times.
I jst hope a better candidate emerges next year. Who we can also pick for All-Stars.

NKENNA, in my opinion, is the best candidate for All-Stars.
Her village swagga, her entertaining and unintentionally hilarious stories, as well as her weird beliefs make her a sure bet for this thing.

Drahmah: 1 day out, and ya'll rack up a dozen pages. Crazy bunch!














@ginger...sunshine, I'm sorry I wasn't here as much as I'd want the past day(s); I couldn't help it. I see you've kept this this place 'gingered', I see your shout-outs, and mentions, and I want yuh to know that I appreciate the love(they make me smile). I miss yuh, and I hope to hear frm yuh soon. Do stay happy n fly, sunshine!







@maria ashawo, I hv nothing to tell yuh just yet...till yuh show up!


@kslib yuh finally show up...



@ochongo, Mr matchmaker...I see yuh



@spade dude, yuh need ta chill. Lol. Yuh show up only to rant outchea...




@jekyll...ella's fav emoticons? Really? Haaaaaaa!




@watabambam...kekwanu?




Shout out to all the people on here...

LOL! Okay bros, I guess you're right.

By the way, what the hell is going on here? See as everybody don get girlfriend for dis thread, from Ochongonoko, to Kslib, to Mariarocks, to Jonzing & Hide, to Toyin, na only me wey dey left out

The Melvin wey I been dey accuse of being dull for woman matter, me sef wan follow im footsteps?

Mbanu, I just can't dull o!

Biko, NoName, Dominique or Sexytabhi dey single? I need to 'speak' with these ladies ASAP!

ninnyanny: OMG! Melish and Melaria delusion has brought shame on naija.....BBA wise sha....

Piero Jack wrote:

u dare call our gurls ugly n Nigerians ve bin fighting n killing themselves because of them...shame on u Nigerians for fighting over those u called rabbit teeth,big head n so on....shame ooooooo leave our gurls alone,if I leave dis page n come back nextwk u guys will still b fighting over our beautiful angels .....ugly gurlssssss...hahahahah

This is very good! I love it!
Just hope more people like Piero Jack would come to rub it on the faces of these shameless losers.

And to even make matters worse, it wasn't even Nigerian men obsessing over Dillish in such numbers... It was Nigerian WOMEN worshipping the girl!
I found it quite shocking as I'd never seen such a thing before.

I found it embarrassing, too.

Funny enough, I came across this post made a long time ago

The way things eventually turned out can be quite shocking, because na 180 degrees

THE AMAKA: Whats with all this hypocrisy that Melvin is dull and won't stand a chance with Africa? Is Melvin more dull than Pokello of last week that "won" 8 country votes? Pokello who only started to shine a few days after Elikem entered the house? Pokello that only wakes up, paints her face, eats, lies on the couch with a blanket, and act uninterested in everything? In fact, Elikem is the only thing keeping her relevant. And some wanna say Pokello was saved because of her looks/complexion? Aint Melvin handsome/good looking too? Its funny how those that were bashing Beverly in the beginning are now preferring her over Melvin. Which goes to show that you cant judge a book by its cover. At the end of the day, Big Brother Africa is a game of NUMBERS & CHESS. Wendall that won BBA 6 was entertaining? Of course not!

Also for those that are so bent on seeing Melvin sleep with either Dellish, Maria, or whoever else, do you guys understand the game at all? Sleeping with or having a "relationship" with one girl could as well turn out to be Melvin's downfall. Have you seen Betty/Bolt? LK4/Koketso? Now its turning into O'Neal/Feza. From previous seasons it was Ernest/Bhoke in the same scenario. This relationship thing is overrated cause Africa will quickly be over it in about a week's time and call the couple dull and boring. It could also make Melvin enemy #1 since it'll seem as if he is playing an LK4 game by either "leading" one or the other on, blah blah. It could get messy, really quick. Then Africa will rain all sorts of harsh names on Dellish or Maria for opening their legs to Melvin? This is not a sexx show, PLEASE. I like the way Melvin is now, just that he should open up a bit more.

LOL!

ella.b:
Melvin and bev's interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nPKE_MUeZXs

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You're welcome.

ochongonoko: @the bolded, deadest !!. Goodu one.. You sparketh the englich in H-anger . I swear if your GF was a mellish fan, with your innate hatred for the delusional mellish fans, spurred on by this current display of pitiable and crass psychotic delusions gotten from infantile senility by the so-called adults(mellish fans) on youtube, you won't think twice before send caustic vitrols her way and dumping her immediately

You dey vex gan. I disagree with you on their IQ though, their total cumulative IQ should not be more than my fingers

*faints*

I don see pesin wey bad pass me ooooo!

To tell you the truth, if any girl I date ever reveals herself to be a Gbellish fan, I'm bundling her straight to Maiduguri. Nonsense.

By the way, what's all this noise on Twitter about Oneza and Polikem trying to outdo eachother?

Chineke nna. Isn't it already an open secret both 'relationships' ain't worth a shiitt when the chips are down?

So guys, who dem dey seed us with? Has it been announced yet?

jerusalem101: 1. He/she defines the word “PROGRESSIVE” as all those against Mr President.

2. All factional PDP members are progressives temporally and will hold such titles until their return to the true PDP.

3. He/she is quick to remind you that Mr. President agreed or signed a single tenure agreement. Parties to this agreement are usually not mentioned except Mr. President.

4. He/she tells you Mr. President’s achievements are associated with past administrations. Like all the roads and airports upgrades were initiatives of Yaradua and Obasanjo’s administrations.

5. He/she will defend anyone that speaks against the President, be it a criminal.

6. His/her comments are always a distraction from the main update of discussion. Their major objective is to divert attention of all updates to ‘corruption in Nigeria’ their favorite topic, and will never mention a corrupt member of the APC or other persons associated with the opposition.

7. Their comments are incoherent to previous comments of theirs as they are quick to switch stands depending on the update of discussions at the time.

8. He/she reminds you that only the Ijaws are in support of Mr. President’s administration even when arguing with his/her own kinsman.

9. Any of his/her kinsman that is not Ijaw that supports Mr. President is paid to do so. While the stooges are patriotic.

10. He/she on one hand will say Mr.President is a weak President and in another hand that he is a dictator….

11. He/she will claim the President is not fighting corruption but will claim any Nigerian that is prosecuted is witch hunted because of fall out of favour with Mr. President.

12. He/she cannot make developmental reference to compare with the APC ruled states at any given time because in truth, they have none that is favorable.

Thank you!!!
I began to see this in 2012.
You know, during the election brouhaha in 2011, these people were able to camouflage themselves amongst the aggrieved masses who were crying out against corruption, and I actually thought they were genuine... That was until God began to expose their hypocritical ways, revealing them to be even worse than the PDP they hate, scorn and jeer.

1. They call themselves advocates of democracy and purity, yet their party flagbearer emerges only by selection by Bola Tinubu, and no form of election at all.

2. These criminals hid their mouths when peaceful Lagosian protesters were getting beaten black and blue by ACN thugs and cops courtesy of Fashola's criminal Lekki Toll Gate.

3. They are quick to peddle stories from Saharareporters and insult anyone who calls it junk; but turned around to cuss the SAME Saharareporters when the site opened their smelly nyashes in grand style the day they ran that story about ACN governors channeling state funds (in billions) just to celebrate their frog-eyed godfather Tinubu's birthday bash.

4. That crook Eko Ole was known to open threads in 2012 insulting Imo governor Rochas; but now wey Rochas don join APC, OVERNIGHT, he's now a beacon of progressivism in the eyes of that small-minded tout and his posse of nonentities. The SAME thing is happening with Amaechi today.
Because he's fallen out with Jonathan, he's now a HERO to these foolz.
I swear to God, should Peter Obi begin to attack GEJ tomorrow morning, you'll watch as these APC goons begin to write to Norway to consider him for a Nobel Progressivism Prize or some crock of shhitt like that.

5. These people are desperate! They showed it the day they lied about Bola Tinubu recieving a "Gold Card Membership" invite from Barack Obama and his Democratic Party to go deliver a keynote on True Federalism at their Chicago rally. It didn't take long for news agencies to uncover the lie, expose their folly to the country, and have them mocked to scorn!

How low can you go!!!
Chei! Yeye dey smell!