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Omo, I don put fuel for generator sharp sharp, load am oil, plus extra brand new spark plug dey for standby just in case.
I no even get time for anybody biko

ItsModella: E go be like film trick if Melvin no win this thing.

I was very angry when Keagan won it last year, not that he didn't deserve it, but because Seydou had lost thoroughly - His pride, his swag, his girl (who was banged in front of the continent by his worst enemy), and Africa rewarding that enemy of his with 300K Dollars.

So, yeah, I've definitely seen bigger 'film tricks'

Yinkade: @ochon and all thanks for the s/o.....would do mine after the show ends tonight and congratulate which ever party that wins.....btw....@spade i hope you would still do post your weight training progress pictures.......later peeps....till 7:30

Definitely!
But just pray Melvin wins oooh.
Cuz if Dillish ends up winning this thing, na WEIGHT LOSS tutorial I go post!!!

god_of_music: Farewell Josydaky
farewell Kslib
farewell Wild Child
Farewell Ochongononko
farewell Ozodigboo
farewell Spade
farewell Bizbloke
farewell 9ja4eva
farewell AndreRush
farewell Sholay2011
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farewell v24m
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Farewell Waxdude
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farewell Royal_Pearl
farewell i love Gh
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farewell 1,2
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farewell Lucifer
Farewell Goom
farewell Itsmodella
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farewell Miss sparkles
farewell THE AMAKA
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I swear when i was writing this i was crying *sobs* we all gonna go our separate ways tonight!
We have really made this thread a SUCCESS!!!
Everybody who posted a comment here will not see DEATH!
We shall all live LONG!
Anybody i offended or insulted here should forgive me and forget as i do the same!!
I'm really gonna miss y'all!
But if you wanna still feel me,you could follow on Nairaland or on twitter @Giyazjason.
On facebook Jason Iyasara Giyaz
On 2go 'Giyaz'
On whatsapp 07067977864
farewell to y'all! If your name wasn't here....immediately i realise i'm gonna add it!
Umm! When we see our selves in the future lets use these CODES!
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SHALOM!
or
All izz well!

Not so fast, bro. We're gonna be here till the next morning, so we'll still have our time to say our final goodbyes

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Alright, thanks. Hope say core i3 go run am well?

6.5GB? *Peeps at account balance* Omo, I go fit forfeit am:
- Airtel 6GB + MTN 2 hours time plan

I go think am thrice sha.[/color]

My laptop na HP Pavilion DV7 Core i5, but my homeboy's Pavilion DV6 Core i3 dey run am perfectly. No hiccups.

Mehn, just close eye download am for BitTorrent. You'll love it.

IyawoTM: I forgot to gist una...dats how BBA don do me sotay I see myself for dream the other day as top 5. As if that one no do...last night while una dey hustle for pg 1600, I dey dream how DJ Exclusive be my gynecologist for dream

Asides from the fact that I will miss you guys.....I'm so happy BBA is coming to an end...make my life return to it's HolyGhost format

Obara Jesus!!!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Abeg, which game be that make I know if I go join you. Size, too.[/color]

The game is DEAD SPACE 2.
Scary as phuck! Bad asss, too. It was made by BioWare, a division of EA Games. Released in 2011.

The size of the one wey I dey download na 6.5GB.

You get liver to forfeit that kind bandwidth?

LMAO!! Ochongonoko don kill me ooooo!
*wipes tears*

*makes his way to the stage*

Okay... I'd like to thank the academy for this tremendous, tremendous award bestowed upon my humble self. It's a great honor to finally hold this Golden Keyboard trophy, for the "Most Classy Male Threadmate".
Indeed, it would be criminal to claim all the glory to myself, as I wouldn't be holding this statuette today if it weren't for a host of notables:

The first would be Ochongonoko, who gave me the needed inspiration in composing neck-bending epistles. My brother, you are in a league of your own. No-one comes close

The second would be Globacom networks, the suppliers of my internet modem. Working with their modem has taught me that "Oh boy, your bandwidth go soon finish if you keep posting anyhow here".
This gave me the motivation to actually sit and plan my words in the best ways I could, to make every post count

I'd also like to thank each and every Nairalander whose posts made me laugh, smile, chuckle, boil, cry, spam (for milestone), puke, hurl, and most especially, THINK.

Thank you all, beautiful people.
I'll always remember this day

spade: Mehn, this loser is such a self-absorbed punk!

...then again, of course we knew that already.

Mxm! You're such a hater! Leave O'Neal alone!!!

lindsay: Oneal™ ‏@Onizee 4m

#BabylonUpdate: #Nando is cool,he is being Nando

Oneal™ ‏@Onizee 4m

#BabylonUpdate:its clear some former #HM need help but they don't know it yet

Oneal™ ‏@Onizee 3m

#BabylonUpdate: Neil & a few others still reeling in shock at @FezaKessy's #Bots royal treatment.[i][/i]

Oneal™ ‏@Onizee 3m

#BabylonUpdate: Fatima confesses to being an #Oneza groupie. Natasha mentions it too.

Mehn, this loser is such a self-absorbed punk!

...then again, of course we knew that already.

Thank you so much for the shoutouts, my lovely people!

I'm just waking up now, can you believe that?

For whatever happens tonight, let's just know we did our best. I wish good luck to all the finalists.

Game dey for 46% now. Hallelujah.

Well... This is where I sign off for the night, fam.
Done with my own round. So, it's in your hands now, Lord.

I pray victory is ours tonight.
Amen.

#TeamNaija!

And my own be say I no go even fit leave this laptop if I wanted to, cuz this game still dey download.

And it's even an at 14% now.

God help us.

♛AndrERush♛:
I just dropped 24 through my phone. Will do another 30 on pc. @Kslib @ItsModella @ochongonoko @spade I hope you all are keeping up?

Bros, I'm up in here dropping my last votes for Melvin under Ugochinyere, mehn! No shaking.

ItsModella: How many hours left till the voting lines close?

2 hours and 54 minutes.

THE AMAKA: @Spade, Just a question....

If Maria were in the finals along with Mel & Bev, would you be voting for her right now?

Meeeeehn, I'm just glad this never came to pass, cuz I for dey for tight rope!

But shiitt, if it ever happened, I'd still be for my homeboy 24/7! Yes!

THE AMAKA: Funny enough, I don't even remember that. I didn't know you have been on NL all these years.

I've been on Nairaland since 2005, but I neither posted nor had an account.
I'm not even the guy who created this account I'm using right now. It was passed to me by a roommate in 2009. Dude might have used it to do some trolling at the time he created it, which was wayyy back.

I've just been too lazy to actually register a Nairaland account myself

Weird huh?

THE AMAKA: Have our lines ever crossed? LOL.

Nope. But I did quietly read a hilarious Nairaland election thread where you, PlatinumNK and 190 were selected by Debosky to fight for "Romance Section Poster of The Year".
If my memory serves me correctly, you declined because you had more than 1 ID, which, at the time, was against the rules.

Phew!

Funny enough, it just took me 5 minutes to read your post on that page that year (2011) and quickly sum it up to be The Amaka.

Seriously, I think I should consider detective work in my next life.

THE AMAKA: LMAO. Oya, reveal yourself.

Nevvveeeerrrrrr!

I was spot on, shebi!
Moi na bad man!

Amaka, I could've sworn I'd seen your posts on the "Big Brother Africa - Africa Forum" page on Facebook...
Infact, during BBAmplified, you did have fights with a lot of South Africans on that page. Doesn't your surname end with a "ke"?

Chei. Milestone thingsssss

ochongonoko: A lotta pretty chicks on this thread

ItsModella
The amaka aka Mrs kwame
Ninnynanny
Adaberry
Hiteelong
IyawoTM
Josydaky
Sexytabhi
Royal^pearl^ etc

Bros... Royal Pearl na MAN ooo!

I'm going after Ugochinyere and Selena at the same time (One Swing State and One Sure-banker state), to make sure we don't get owned from behind when we're not looking.

ItsModella: Both.

How many bullets?

ochongonoko: The voting for it has been closed and removed but melvin got the highest vote before it was closed.. Now it remains the cash price

Thank goodness.

So that's 1/3 success.
2/3 would be when he walks away with the cash, and 3/3 would be when he 'paralyzes' Maria Nepembe at Babylon the same night

By the way, I've seen The Amaka's real pics on Facebook sha...

She has cute Marion Jones-like eyes

ahem... Anyway, BACK TO VOTING!

@ItsModella, are you liasing with Tansi or Ugochinyere?

Please, Ochongonoko, Kslib, Danny, anybody... Could any of you guys be kind enough to post the current results of the One Campaign poll? Make we see where our boy stand.

Dannyxy: lmao,if modella is the female meanie,guy u ar the male meanie.,

Well, you know me
A brotha's just being consistent

DILLISH: lol, I meant d 3 magic words

The 3 magic words we were taught at school are Sorry, Please and Thanks

DILLISH: just say the 3 letter word coward

3 letter word? "ant"?