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Wait!!! Jekyll and Hyde is actually BizBloke?

Fantastic speech, bro. It gives a bittersweet feeling that this thread is soon coming to an end. But I'll be sure to treasure the memories - the milestones, the fights, the epistles, the Likers Association of Nairaland, Lucifer and Satan, the camps... This thread just had it all! And I leave with a piece of it in my heart, where it will rest always. I'm glad to be a part of this great family.

God bless us all.

safarigirl: Abeg o, I heard Huddah and Hakeem did the deed, how true is this?

@bizbloke, nice speech hun...will make mine when Melvin wins tomorrow

Huh! What are you you doing posting by this time?
GET BACK TO THE RIGGING MACHINE THIS INSTANT!!!

lola.luv:
Dillish is honestly starting to piss me off.
As in, what is wrong with the gehl?

Can She not get into her wigged-out skull that you want a house=you work for it and buy it?
Why does She have the spirit of entitlement like She has to be 'dashed' a house?
Are her mates not out there, working hard to get what they want?

As far as I'm concerned, She has been given a platform by appearing in the bigbrother house. If She wins, fine, She buys the house.

If not, She makes good use of her contacts in big brother house, works her weave off and bam, She buys the house.

And if that fails, She can always look for the next rich guy after Stephan to 'take care' of her as has always been the norm.

About dem light fire for her family Yansh not to stay in rented apartment ni?
As far as I'm concerned, There's something fundamentally wrong when a young lady feels the world owes her something and She can get it by just sitting her phat arze down and making pretty
faces, while spouting pitiable stories and screaming Oshio baba intermittently.

BWAHAHA!!! Your last paragraph killed me

ninnyanny: Bev understands Dillish's drama and she's gone upstairs.
Elikem understands too and he's all quiet
Cloe understands and said "everyone goes thru problems in life"
Only Melvin doesn't cos he's such a pure soul....melvin melvin melvin plz always look beyond ur nose biko

Melvin is too gullible mehn
He looks like a very 'scammable' fella... No offence

Jesus! Was I the only one who, for a second, thought Cleo was about to rapeee Melvin senseless?

ochongonoko: I hope all MELLISH fans are listening to dillish's story about stephen?. Y'all should stop wishing for dillish to leave stephen for melvin. This guy has done so much for dillish men. He has faced defamation of character from the media cos dillish. Stop wishing that dillish dumps stephen, it's pure inate wickedness and fuckery!!

Some people no wan hear. And when you flame their stuppiidd assses, they start quoting bible verses and calling on the heavens.

You need to check to see the number of asssholes who supported that repulsive mess called "Kealia". Majority of them were MARRIED WOMEN!

mykali: What I need is airtime.

Oya, borrow from the nearest recharge card dealer close to you. Collect about 6,000 Naira worth of airtime, and tell him your internet will surely repay him in Jeeeezez Name.

Amen.

Dannyxy: If our vote since d past week cn't make him win,hw votes within a few hours make him?we have don our best jare,we have to leave d rest to God...#team melvin

We were voting for Melvin at the same time the other camps were voting their faves, so we might be matched up.

But when you vote in the late periods when a lot of people dey crash, you have the upper hand, especially now.

Bros, no dulling! It's just a few hours from now and we go finally get freedom to jollificate

Please, let's GO, GO, GO!!!

We stay up all night ooo.
Abeg, who needs some proxies?

ATTENTION, ALL MELVIN FANS!

Please, as the voting hours finally draw to a close, I'd like as many of us to do our final voting for Melvin.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm staying awake till 6:00, and I'll be voting him all through, just like we did for Uti in the past.
Remember these last minutes are crucial, and info reaching me also says the other camp is staying up all night and rigging hard in their own favour. We can't come this far only to lose out in the final minutes, so let's pump those votes for Melvin.

...Emmm... It's also such a coincidence that I happen to be downloading Dead Space 2 through this cool torrent site I found, and it's still at 8% of its required 6.5GB, so make I use this chance stay awake and VOTE MELVIN!

We can do this!

lindsay: more from pokello's room in babylon

Maria resemble witch for dat picture!!!

NkemOkpara: See the kind of Venom that is coming out of a human being's mouth. What happens to correcting someone in love? God knows that I can never relate with someone like you in the future. You are so full of hate men. Na wa oooooooo. And in as much as I don't want to talk, but I send every bad word u said against me back to you. And in one of my quotes, I said Maria may have her own reason for doing what she did. I will leave you with this word, give your life to Jesus Christ so that he will purge u of all the hates and Vernon in you. Bye my dear. And please don't comment on my post again if you want to rain abuses at me..........

As expected, she don quickly bring in Jesus Christ in a bid to claim a moral high horse.
Please, tell me, what 'venom' are we talking about here? The fact that I said your posts on this issue are 'intellectually-hollow' (which they are)?
Please, simply accept that what you did was wrong. While bringing Jehovah, Emmanuel, Yahweh, Angel Michael, Prophet Moses and St. John into this, just remember your holy book is also against bearing false witness against thy neighbor!
You came here telling us you 'heard' Maria did this and that, and quickly branded her a 'Runs Girl'. So if whatever 'venom' I threw at you (if they exist) will return to me, then may your 'runs girl' tag on Maria also return to each and every female member of your family. Agreed?

Some of una think say na you get sense pass. Quick to pass bad judgement on others, and quick to cry wolf when the shoe is on the other foot.

And for the record, the feeling is definitely mutual, because I would never want to relate with someone like you, totally devoid of morals and quick to pray a girl betrays her boyfriend on continental television just to fuel your sick fantasies.

Thank goodness we're not related.

Do have a nice evening yourself

NkemOkpara: And for the record, my name is not MATE. And please u met the wrong person cos I don't enter into unnecessary arguments

Maria's name is not RUNS GIRL either, but you had no problems calling her that, so please don't complain when people call you what they like. Cuz guess what? You put yourself in that position.

All the same, cheers.

NkemOkpara: My dear, I don't have a shameless gut. I am entitled to my opinion as you are entitled to your opinion. I did not insult u, so don't insult me. In the interview, Maria said she love Elikem. I saw that. And get it clear again. U are entitled to your opinion as I am entitled to my own opinion and I am tell you now, don't insult me cos you don't know me and I don't know you. I think I will not comment on this particular issue again. That is it for me
And get something straight, I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE YOUR REPLY IF I DON'T WANT TO

Typical intellectually-hollow garbage from the typical Mellish voltron. Why are you back-tracking now because you couldn't read to save your life? You came here trying sell a fake lie based on pure hearsay and distorted facts, thinking we were going to be gullible enough to swallow it, and after you were shown up for your lies, you tried to twist it again to say the girl had no right to speak of Elikem while he was away.
And to think all this is done in hopes of preserving your fantasy of a girl dumping her 4 year relationship to cheat on her boyfriend in front of the whole continent.

Can't say I'm surprised sha.

NkemOkpara: Elikem no get Ghana. And she would have not mentioned his name as an avenue to enter the industry. She would have just said she is interested in the industry. But mentioning Elikem's name means that she wanted them to know that she have a close relationship with Elikem. And for that fact, she would have waited for Elikem to come back home so that he will link her. And read my initial quote well please

Mate, what part of this are you not getting?

She was ASKED by the journalists on her opinion regarding Elikem and she just said it.
Did you miss my reply or did you simply CHOOSE not to see it?

So, let me get you right... What you're saying is, she should keep quiet when asked by GHANAIAN reporters about her friend Elikem simply because he's not in Ghana, just to prevent people like you from reading her comments upside down on social networks, right?

I saw you here egging Melvin on to declare his interests in Dillish, when she has a boyfriend outside; but at the same time, you have the shameless guts to call Maria a runs girl for simply praising her friend Elikem to HIS COUNTRY'S journalists?

dominique: Hehehe spambots don catch Gh patriot again o . Don't try reposting that particular post till the mods release it.

Please, can a SuperMod like Mukina2 also get banned?

If so, then abeg, make una help me tell Spambot to ban am for atleast 2 years.

Thanks

noname: Nawa oh! Which kind of insult is this? You claim you are not Mellish fan but you sure talk like one. What has she said to make her a runs girl? The girl said, "I love Elikem, he is a good person" suddenly these Mellish people choose to run with it, is that not sad? When she said she would not mind dating Melvin but it is up to him you guys will not hear that part. If you want to Mellish keep Mellishing but abeg free the girl. Bringing Maria down to elevate Mellish is NOT a necessary evil abeg.

LOL! No be small thing o!

NkemOkpara: “I love him. He is really a good person…Elikem and I were pretty close. We were extremely close. I love him; he is really a good person,” Maria told ‘News-One’ in an exclusive interview on Monday evening." I found the above quote in the link you gave to me. Am actually not watching the full BBA Show. I only watch the one they put on their website. But let me ask you, was she close to Elikem or she was just saying that they were pretty/extremely close to get popularity in Ghana? Clarify please.

She went to visit her friend Selly in Ghana, and also was interviewed by numerous Ghanaian radio stations.
That reply she gave was when they asked what she thought about Elikem, which she simply responded to. You make it seem like when a person says they 'love' someone, it must be for romantic interests.
Furthermore, let's not forget the night she was sent back to the Ruby House, Elikem was the one she opened up to about her feelings for Melvin, so that must have been where the "we are very close" came from.

Meeeehhn, as soon as this show is over, Melvin should do his best to stay as far away from a microphone as possible, because this im voice eeeehh!

LMFAO!

Like he swallowed a giant frog or something.
Funny enough, Timi Dakolo's speaking voice is wacker than his, but he sings like Luther Vandross, Lionel Richie and Michael Bolton!
Melvin should contact him ASAP!!!

NkemOkpara: I heard that Maria said na Elikem she dey close to. No be Melvin again. And some people dey think sey she likes Melvin. The babe na runs girl wey wan find daily bread and popularity sha.

What you heard is incorrect, because the blog post was the work of a lousy blogger desperately trying to get hits for his site.

Google "I love Elikem, plus I have pretty boooobs" and see for yourself that the so-called 'love' is not in the way you think.
I'm unable to post the link because it has the word "booobs" in it, and Seun's childish filter engine go help me butcher am to the point of meaninglessness; so I'd like you to google it instead.

Una don pass to dey believe lousy palmwine gossip like that.

ella.b:
Lol
From huddah's TL
"Huh?that was a game of spin the bottle..don't overthink stuff..but anyways,I don't owe anyone an explanation"

Yeah, Spin The Bottle alright.
Spin the konji bottle.

So, wait oh... This means Hakeem will be taking Huddah to those romantic places, should he win the "Romantic Gesture" contest?

And funny enough, those places are in KENYA!!!?

O boy eee! Cleo fans better start voting Elikem and his "breakfast in bed" gesture if they want to get back at Hakid! Cuz it would be even more hurtful to Cleo if she comes out without the money and the punk she had feelings for dumped her to go groove in Mombasa, Kenya!

real-teflon:
Maria nobi sum at all. Melvin should just come find finer naija babes here Moor. See as she pkelenge. She no no get Watin man need

Patience, bro. When Melvin knack am with Iya Basira fufu, you go see as im nyash go big like Selly own.

Jesus Christ!! WTF!
Hakeem and Huddah!

https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/999197_528331660572748_260932663_n.jpg

ItsModella:

1. #ChaseQuiz to audition successfully in Nigeria, u must be a friend of ___?

2. #ChaseQuiz which Ruby HM had his own personal housemaid?

3. #ChaseQuiz which H/M cleans @ night clubs?

4. #ChaseQuiz which HM should be arrested by fashion police?

5. #ChaseQuiz why were Fatima, Bassey and Feza evicted?

6. #ChaseQuiz Why did Elikem un-dress at the party?

7. #ChaseQuiz which HM is related to all the top artistes in the world?

The answer to number 5 is definitely RED HAIR

(1)#ChaseQuiz while HMs were
popping savannah, what was Fatima popping?
Ans: Pimples

(2)#ChaseQuiz who won the battle of pimples. Elikem or Cleo?
Ans: Elikem. Concealer be damned!

(3)#ChaseQuiz HMs are now talking about condoms. Which HM just put off his TV?
Ans: Nando

(4)#ChaseQuiz which HM is related to all the top artistes in the world?
Ans: Beverly

(5)#ChaseQuiz which female HM is
jealous of Bimp's boobs?
Ans: Huddah

(6)#ChaseQuiz why wasn't the fabric sufficient for Cleo's back?
Ans: Fatty bom bom.

(7)#ChaseQuiz why would Hakeem Need a wheelbarrow by day 91?
Ans: Fatty bom bom

(#ChaseQuiz who is the famous
Nigerian polygamist with 2
Namibian wives?
Ans: Melvin

(9)#ChaseQuiz name one valuable
drink in Botswana
Ans: Savanna

(10)#ChaseQuiz why did Beverly fall in love?

(11)#ChaseQuiz who brought her own mop from home?
Ans: Angelo

(12)#ChaseQuiz name the most famous furniture produced in East Africa
Ans: Bimp

(13)#ChaseQuiz who has the biggest stomach in #BBATheChase?
Ans: Bolt

(14)#ChaseQuiz who is more popular between Biguesas and Beverly's mum?
Ans: Beverly's mom

(15)#ChaseQuiz who is the smartest person in Africa according to himself?
Ans: Owl'Neal

(16)#ChaseQuiz which HM is allergic to water?
Ans: Dillish

(17)#ChaseQuiz why did Annabel drink tea without milk?
Ans: She gat more than enough 'up there'.

(18)#ChaseQuiz who is 2nd in command to the Queen of England?
Ans: Dillish

(19)#ChaseQuiz why did Pebbles go into hiding?
Ans: Cleo and Melvin fit chop am as things dey right now.

(20)#ChaseQuiz whose legs open wider than the front door?
Ans: Beverly

(21)#ChaseQuiz what is the current colour of Selly's face?
Ans: Rainbow color

(22)#ChaseQuiz which HM auditioned in a psychiatric ward?
Ans: Nando

(23)#ChaseQuiz which pastor stole
Beverly's chicken before his last
supper?
Ans: Owl'Neal. Imagine Owl wey dey chop chicken... Indeed, there is a God.

(24)#ChaseQuiz how many dance styles does Pokello have?
Ans: 1 and a half.

(25)#ChaseQuiz which country is
responsible for LK4's accent?
Ans: Kampala Royal Kingdom, home to his 17 cars.

Next time there'll ever be a Big Brother Africa show, Biggie should just change this thing to bloc percentage count. It wouldn't matter how many bloc votes you get - as long as its cummulative percentage count ain't worth a shiitt, then you're out.

Regionalism has freaking killed this show.

Anyway, hope y'all are still voting Melvin!

Sweetlemon: Someone just alerted me about a new anti-Dillish campaign on this thread.

Excuse me sir, but how are you so sure that this is the same Dillish in the BBA house?

Even if she's the one, is she not also permitted, like the rest of us viewers to like or dislike any house mate of her choice? You criticize her for not liking Goldie, did YOU like Goldie?

#operationsypmpathyvotesfordillishactivated

Only shallow people who cannot see beyond their noses will think that Dillish's beauty is the only thing we like about her.
Now if you will excuse me guys, I have some serious voting to do.

You're an imbecciile from all indications, and for the sake of what's left of your shattered reputation, let this be the last time you'll ever bring your sorry self anywhere near my comments. Because I just hope you won't start shedding tears and shamelessly playing the victim when I decide to descend on your weak melted asss.

If you've read this thread, you'd know I have been phucking CONSISTENT on my dislike for Goldie. But one thing I'd never do, is go on Continental TV to gist my fellow housemates Melvin, Beverly and Annabel on how much I loved Goldie, even when my tweets say OTHERWISE!

Guess what? That tramp on Television kept LYING through her teeth on the fourth week about how she truly rooted for "Sweet Goldie" as she phucking put it. Why else would I be bringing up her past tweets if not to RIDICULE her self-contradicting asss?

The truth is that this girl is FAKE from head to toe; and whether you like it or not, I shall CONTINUE to expose her useless asss on this phucking forum, so you either put up with it, or go open another self-aggrandizing "woe is me" thread to celebrate your stuppiidity and self esteem issues.

Step aside, dumbass.

This is Dillish cussing because Prezzo was saved once again. Shouting "Stop voting for that man!!!" But Kenyans are voting her today

http://mobile.twitter.com/Dillish_lishy/status/229716042316922880?p=v

Dillish_lishy: Mxm swak man! RT "@Ms_Krupcy: Se die doners. Jirrrrr RT @Dillish_lishy: Ekse! Wat soek julle met Prezzo! Stop voting for that man!!!"

Guys, I've been doing a little digging on Dillish's tweets during the StarGame period, and you won't believe some of the things I kinda found

I used a software which made it possible to search according to dates, mind you. By just typing in the Name and the date, you can use it to open a person's nyash based on past comments

In one of her tweets, she called Kyle "gay" for saving Keagan. She also said she hated Goldie and Prezzo. And in one of her tweets, she even told Barbz to turn Goldie upside down and use her head as a mop

But here's one I also found...

http://mobile.twitter.com/Dillish_lishy/status/222043052242518016?p=v

"Dillish_lishy@BigBroAfrica stop wasting money on poor and lame performers J. Cole and Davido were a waste of ur precious sponsored cash! #StarGame"

I found this interesting shaa, considering she famzes Davido like maaaaad today.
Wonder what changed.

You know, around this time last year, Keagan was banging Talia for 5 rounds in the Big Brother House while Seydou had no other option than to watch helplessly as they flushed his pictures down the toilet afterwards.

Seylia fans looked like total idiiiots on their page, while I had a field day trolling them to infinity and beyond

Well guys, I just couldn't help that last post of mine

Y'all know my stand on that Mellish/Gbellish idiiiocy

A nigguh's just being consistent here