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prettythicksme:
i was here btw op i missed u ooo **person who stole ur phone bad gannn!!

I suspect na girl pick him phone and I also suspect say name because him do her all these thing wey him write here.

prettythicksme:
i was here btw op i missed u ooo **person who stole ur phone bad gannn!!

I suspect name girl pick him phone and I also suspect say name because him do her all these thing wey him write here.

Mprepz:
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Nairaland mods really need to change!
Why will the be restriction on a muslim's post
But no restriction on a christian's post
Blasphemy has reached its highest here
If ur not a christian don't comment on any religious
post concerning christianity


Respect ur religion!

Una problem eh, from Afghan, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, Kenya, Sambisa Forest and now Naira land. Who do una this thing?

jimikata:
What happened? Under attack from who,? Please elaborate.

You no dey serious, rush go there to confirm who the attackers are.

IbnSultaan:
soft target , nigeria is building its intelligence capacity to enable security forces prevent BHT from attacking soft targets

WHICH WAY NIGERIA ?
If we must tell ourselves the truth, both the Nigerian
army and the presidency (and by that I mean the
president of Nigeria) are exposing innocent and
defenceless citizens to continuous harm and
dangers in the hands of the terrorist group, Boko
Haram. To most keen observers, it would seem that
each time the presidency and the army started their
media propaganda, the Boko haram guys quickly go
into town to dent the claims of the government. But
the government has not learnt the all the important
lesson that Gorilla warfare is never fought in the
from pages of newspapers. It is very senseless and
unintelligent to keep announcing to Nigerians that
the insurgents no longer engage men of the Nigerian
and are rather targeting soft targets. Was it the men
of the Nigerian Army they target on the 24 of
December, 2010 when their bomb went off in Gada
Biu, Jos? I was a few metres to the scene of that
blast. What of the Saint Theresa Catholic Church at
Madalla/Zuba? Was it the army they targeted? What
about the blasts at the United Nations building? And
the legion of attacks at Baga Fish Market and the
Monday Market both in Maiduguri. What of the
uncountable bomb blasts at Motor parks in Abuja,
Kano, Gombe, Maiduguri etc? So why is someone
now making attacks on innocent Nigerians as if they
represent a change of tactics? Oh! that seems to
me that some people are not aware of what many
Nigerians had passed through, apparently, they
never cared then. So the whole thing seems knew to
them

Aufbauh:
So you want the killing to continue? This the highest level of unpatriotic statement, a man rejoicing in the killing of fellow men simply because you don't support the government.

I think you just confessed or admitted how you were happy when the terrorists wrecked havoc during Jonathan's administration. Because I don't where in the questions he asked indicated his joy in seeing others dead..Your loved administration says it is winning the war, it is negotiating with Boko haram, and that bolo haram is surrendering and yet innocent souls keep dying in their hands. WHO IS FOOLING WHO? Abi we no go ask question again?

madridguy:
How I wish President Buhari came back as a Military president maybe by now some people will be shut down. I still don't know what the selfish members of PDP want from the president when PMB started the crusade against corruption PDP said start from your party " APC " and now the search light is on Saraki same PDP were shouting witch-hunting....PDP please leave us alone, we wasted 16 solid years under your bad leadership and I think we need freedom now. You people milked the hell out of this nation, bastardize every sector, looted our treasury, killed thousands of innocent souls for your selfish interest, divided the country through ethnicity and religion just for your selfish interest. Enough is enough, we voted for CHANGE and the change is here to stay. Ride on Buhari, you're free to bulldozer your way for the betterment of we masses. Enough of SHAM democratic process that is dragging us backward. We want positive change by fire or by force, by dictatorship or by crook just help the masses. God bless Nigeria.

Are you not Sick? Why are people like Fashola and Ameachi not on the trail of being investigated. So because Saraki insisted on becoming a senate president he is now the only corrupt person in the APC?

igbinigiejeff:
I wonder how some people do their reading!PMB is only trying to make us understand that the vill is to expensive to maintain;If given the opportunity he would have loved a smaller palace.....Here is a Leader who try to save cost for the Nation.

Story for the gods. Why didn't lock up the Villa and go live in a one room face-me-I-face-you in Karmajuji? At least that will save the cost of maintaining the Aso Rock Villa. For all I care the man is showcasing his name, President Buhari.

KashyBaby:
Damn! All I can say is Thats Sexxxey

If na man dem rape it is Sexxy but if na woman dem rape it is crime. I hope say you go do the sexy part?

moscobabs:
hope they suspend the lady too? who knows if the lady was the one that seduced the man.....show us the dress she wore to the Dean office that day

God punish you and your rapist dean father. Wet in make your father a whole dean go carry the girl go him office? Shey I tell you say nemesis go catch with una that time when you rape my niece and your stupid father rape my woman? Now ou dey carry eye dey see wetin that una prick wey no get control go do una, abi?

[Notice that the offense was committed on the 3rd of September and already the police has briskly arraigned the culprit in court. I must commend the Nigerian police force for their swiftness in dispensing their duties will immediate alacrity (apology to Zebrudaya alia 430). But my question here is, why don't we see a similitude of this swiftness in arresting and arraigning those who stole public fund to build a personal website for millions of naira? I remember when the erstwhile disgraced Speaker of the House of Representatives, distinguished dishonorable Salisu Buhari, was charged to court for age falsification and certificate forgery ( What is in a name?) he was sentence to convict of ( or with an option of) #1000 each for the two count charges. Ameachi is boasting that no one can probe him, Prince Abubakar Audu is dusting his "Ghana must go" bag for another round of feasting, sorry, governance. Our president and his handlers have been busy telling us of a list that was handed over to them by the Americans (feelers have it that I am number 13 on that list, what an unfortunate number. I think, I would have preferred number 61 or 1 itself) but up until now, no action after 100 days. I know, there is ample time (Je said, je said, like my French friend, Renauld Jeanne will say). And, why rush even when we are not Russians? But I hope we also know that the worms biting our stomachs don't care whether we are Hungarians or Finns cause they (the worms) neither understand one word in Hungary nor Finish. I do hope very soon the blindfold worn on that woman who represents the symbol of justice will removed so she can distinguished between Buhari (the Salisu own o, before these street sweeper disturb my peace) and Ibrahim, the thief whose story instigated this write up. You can read the story below, culled from The Nation]
The Police in Lagos on Monday arraigned before
a Lagos Magistrates’ Court, Igbosere, a “hungry
man” who allegedly stole yam and palm oil,
valued at N5,000
Nasiru Ibrahim, 33, who is unemployed, with no
fixed address was docked on a one- count
charge of stealing under Section 285(1) of the
Criminal Laws of Lagos, 2011.
He was alleged to have committed the offence
on September 3 at about 2:00am, at Falomo
Police Barracks, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Prosecuting police officer, Corporal Cyriacus
Osuji, alleged that the defendant stole a yam
tuber and 25 litres of palm oil belonging to one
Wilson Ogechi.
However, the defendant pleaded not guilty to the
charge and was admitted to bail by Magistrate
A.T. Omoyele in N10,000 with two responsible
sureties, who are gainfully employed.
The case was subsequently adjourned till
September 30 for mention.
thenationonlineng.net/hungry-man-arraigned-for-stealing-yam-palm-oil
http://thenationonlineng.net/hungry-man-arraigned-for-stealing-yam-palm-oil/

[Notice that the offense was committed on the 3rd of September and already the police has briskly arraigned the culprit in court. I must commend the Nigerian police force for their swiftness in dispensing their duties will immediate alacrity (apology to Zebrudaya alia 430). But my question here is, why don't we see a similitude of this swiftness in arresting and arraigning those who stole public fund to build a personal website for millions of naira? I remember when the erstwhile disgraced Speaker of the House of Representatives, distinguished dishonorable Salisu Buhari, was charged to court for age falsification and certificate forgery ( What is in a name?) he was sentence to convict of ( or with an option of) #1000 each for the two count charges. Ameachi is boasting that no one can probe him, Prince Abubakar Audu is dusting his "Ghana must go" bag for another round of feasting, sorry, governance. Our president and his handlers have been busy telling us of a list that was handed over to them by the Americans (feelers have it that I am number 13 on that list, what an unfortunate number. I think, I would have preferred number 61 or 1 itself) but up until now, no action after 100 days. I know, there is ample time (Je said, je said, like my French friend, Renauld Jeanne will say). And, why rush even when we are not Russians? But I hope we also know that the worms biting our stomachs don't care whether we are Hungarians or Finns cause they (the worms) neither understand one word in Hungary nor Finish. I do hope very soon the blindfold worn on that woman who represents the symbol of justice will removed so she can distinguished between Buhari (the Salisu own o, before these street sweeper disturb my peace) and Ibrahim, the thief whose story instigated this write up. You can read the story below, culled from The Nation]
The Police in Lagos on Monday arraigned before
a Lagos Magistrates’ Court, Igbosere, a “hungry
man” who allegedly stole yam and palm oil,
valued at N5,000
Nasiru Ibrahim, 33, who is unemployed, with no
fixed address was docked on a one- count
charge of stealing under Section 285(1) of the
Criminal Laws of Lagos, 2011.
He was alleged to have committed the offence
on September 3 at about 2:00am, at Falomo
Police Barracks, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Prosecuting police officer, Corporal Cyriacus
Osuji, alleged that the defendant stole a yam
tuber and 25 litres of palm oil belonging to one
Wilson Ogechi.
However, the defendant pleaded not guilty to the
charge and was admitted to bail by Magistrate
A.T. Omoyele in N10,000 with two responsible
sureties, who are gainfully employed.
The case was subsequently adjourned till
September 30 for mention.
thenationonlineng.net/hungry-man-arraigned-for-stealing-yam-palm-oil/

[Notice that the offense was committed on the 3rd of September and already the police has briskly arraigned the culprit in court. I must commend the Nigerian police force for their swiftness in dispensing their duties will immediate alacrity (apology to Zebrudaya alia 430). But my question here is, why don't we see a similitude of this swiftness in arresting and arraigning those who stole public fund to build a personal website for millions of naira? I remember when the erstwhile disgraced Speaker of the House of Representatives, distinguished dishonorable Salisu Buhari, was charged to court for age falsification and certificate forgery ( What is in a name?) he was sentence to convict of ( or with an option of) #1000 each for the two count charges. Ameachi is boasting that no one can probe him, Prince Abubakar Audu is dusting his "Ghana must go" bag for another round of feasting, sorry, governance. Our president and his handlers have been busy telling us of a list that was handed over to them by the Americans (feelers have it that I am number 13 on that list, what an unfortunate number. I think, I would have preferred number 61 or 1 itself) but up until now, no action after 100 days. I know, there is ample time (Je said, je said, like my French friend, Renauld Jeanne will say). And, why rush even when we are not Russians? But I hope we also know that the worms biting our stomachs don't care whether we are Hungarians or Finns cause they (the worms) neither understand one word in Hungary nor Finish. I do hope very soon the blindfold worn on that woman who represents the symbol of justice will removed so she can distinguished between Buhari (the Salisu own o, before these street sweeper disturb my peace) and Ibrahim, the thief whose story instigated this write up. You can read the story below, culled from The Nation]
The Police in Lagos on Monday arraigned before
a Lagos Magistrates’ Court, Igbosere, a “hungry
man” who allegedly stole yam and palm oil,
valued at N5,000
Nasiru Ibrahim, 33, who is unemployed, with no
fixed address was docked on a one- count
charge of stealing under Section 285(1) of the
Criminal Laws of Lagos, 2011.
He was alleged to have committed the offence
on September 3 at about 2:00am, at Falomo
Police Barracks, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Prosecuting police officer, Corporal Cyriacus
Osuji, alleged that the defendant stole a yam
tuber and 25 litres of palm oil belonging to one
Wilson Ogechi.
However, the defendant pleaded not guilty to the
charge and was admitted to bail by Magistrate
A.T. Omoyele in N10,000 with two responsible
sureties, who are gainfully employed.
The case was subsequently adjourned till
September 30 for mention.
thenationonlineng.net/hungry-man-arraigned-for-stealing-yam-palm-oil/

classicB:
.this is one of the most silly post have read here so far, lemme assume that the OP isn't yet a man, cos if you're then u wouldn't come up with this kinda trash u call a post.

are you trying to say a girl u woo cannot say no and mean it?? what makes you think she is forming hard to get when she doesn't have you in mind at all.??
I have a guy that as been asking me out for over 2years now and i have told him NO from the onset but he kept persisting simply because he has a fish brain like the OP , he must be thinking am forming hard to get.
if we don't love you then we don't!!!! you can't force your love on us and if u insist we agree for you then welcome to the friendzone arena, and pls remember not to complain about being friendzoned afterwards
tnks

Tai! Keep quite there, shai name Jonny you want carry form say him dey woo you for two years? And you dey go fight him girlfriend tear clothes for public. I no know why una too like to dey. I go burst your tire here big time.

Boko Haram has killed 30 traders in a bomb attack at a market in Borno State.

According to SaharaReporters, the bomb attack occurred on Friday.

It stated that a suicide bomber, suspected to be a Boko Haram insurgent, stormed a weekly market at Linmakara in Gwoza Local Government Area of the state, killing at least 30 traders while several others were seriously injured.

“A middle aged man pretended to push a cart and detonated it (a bomb) at the centre of the market at noon when trading was going on. We are having network problems in this part of the state, so it’s becomes impossible for us to connect with the rest of world,” SaharaReporters quoted a local vigilance group member from Asikra-Uba, as saying.

Limakara is a remote village in southern part of Borno State and 65 kilometres from Askira-Uba.

Meanwhile, the United States has strongly condemned the “horrific and indiscriminate attacks” on the central market and residential neighbourhood of Kerawa in Cameroon, and the attacks on two villages in the Damboa Local Government Area in Borno State, “that killed more than two dozen civilians.”

In a statement on Friday by the US Department of State, in Washington, said, “We extend our condolences to the families and loved ones of all those killed, and hope for the speedy recovery of those injured. Boko Haram’s indiscriminate targeting of men, women and children continues to highlight the group’s senseless brutality. We remain committed to working closely with Cameroon, Nigeria, and the other Lake Chad Basin countries to defeat Boko Haram.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-kills-30-in-borno/

SexyStrawberry:
Ini Edo, where are u o ? come and see ur man o! he needs some TLC now

FTC again!!!!!
WOW!!!

Please could you guys tell me what award is given to the first to comment, since I am new here.

THERE was an outrage in the ruling All Progressives Congress on Thursday over the announcement of new appointments by President Muhammadu Buhari. Leaders of the APC, who spoke to The PUNCH , complained that the appointments tilted in favour of the North and said the party must move fast to cope with the backlash of expected rumblings in the polity. “The President does not consult before making most of these appointments and I can tell you that Nigerians are going to term the party and the President as a northern party and the President of Northern Nigeria,” a leader of the party said to one of our correspondents late on Tuesday. Buhari, according to a statement by his Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, on Thursday approved the appointment of Babachir David Lawal from Adamawa State as the Secretary to the Government of the Federation. He also named Mr. Abba Kyari from Borno state as his Chief of Staff. Other appointments approved by the President, according to the statement, are those of Col. Hameed Ibrahim Ali (retd.) as the new Comptroller- General, Nigerian Customs Service; Mr. Kure Martin Abeshi, Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service; Senator Ita Enang, Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate); and Suleiman Kawu as SSA on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives). Both Ali and Kawu are from Kano State and Abeshi is from Nasarawa. Enang from Akwa Ibom State is the only one from the south geo-political zone. Adesina said all the appointments would take immediate effect. Three top national officers of the APC, who spoke with one of our correspondents on condition of anonymity shortly after the announcements were made, wondered why the President was appointing only northerners to positions to the detriment of the southerners. They said that the President was already giving the party a bad name among Nigerians. They said they had hoped that he would learn from the criticisms that trailed his first appointments where more northerners were appointed into sensitive positions than southerners. Before the latest appointments, the President had also named only one southerner among the initial nine appointments he made. The northerners in the first appointments are the Director-General of the State Services, Lawal Daura; Acting Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Mrs. Amina Zakari; the Director, Department of Petroleum Resources, Mr. Mordecai Danteni Baba Ladan; and the Accountant- General of the Federation, Alhaji Ahmed Idris. Also in the first appointments are the President’s Chief Security Officer, Abdulrahman Mani; State Chief of Protocol, Mallam Abdullahi Kazaure; Aide- De-Camp, Lt. Col. Muhammed Abubakar; and the Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu. Only the Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, hailed from Osun Staten in the South- West. Another APC leader said the party must devise a way of managing the backlash that would follow the appointments. He said, “Though the President did not get much votes from the South-East but we must not neglect the zone in key appointments. “Even the South-West that supported and was the backbone of the party, what are we giving the zone in appreciation? We need to be careful before the party is destroyed.” It was gathered that some leaders of the party were already thinking of having an enlarged meeting where the appointments would be reviewed. But another senior member of the APC said such a meeting, if it would hold at all, would have to wait until the party holds its Kogi State governorship primary on Saturday. A member of the state executive of APC in a South- West state, said the appointments were lopsided against the South. He said, “When President Olusegun Obasanjo took over, you saw balance in appointments as he reflected federal character. President Goodluck Jonathan too reflected a semblance of balance. Buhari is pursuing a northern agenda. This is the same agenda pursued by the late Sir Ahmadu Bello, when everything was pro-North. Buhari made six appointments at a go and five of them are northerners.” The Speaker of one of the Houses of Assembly in the South-West, who spoke on condition of anonymity, also described the new appointments as shocking. The Speaker, who is a member of the APC, said, “This is shocking. It doesn’t speak well at all. The South-West has been completely neglected and the South-East too. The South-West was neglected during the President Goodluck Jonathan years. The South-West must rise up against this.” Similarly, an APC chairman in another South-West state, who also spoke on condition of anonymity, said the list of the new appointees had left him perplexed. The chairman said, “This is not good at all. Why should he choose everybody from the North? I am sure he did not confide in anybody before drawing up the list and making the announcement. We will continue to watch. It is condemnable.” In the same vein, an APC member of the House of Representatives, said the leaders of the party in the South-West were shocked by Buhari’s latest appointments. “He didn’t tell anybody. We are all shocked. The real shocker would be when he is going to appoint ministers. The only thing that would save us is that he is mandated constitutionally to choose from all states, otherwise, he would have chosen all the ministers too from the North,” the female member of parliament said. The new SGF graduated from the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, in 1979 with a Bachelor of Engineering degree and worked with the Delta Steel Company, Aladja, Nigerian External Telecommunications Limited and Data Sciences Limited before establishing his own ICT and Telecommunications consulting firm in 1990. Kyari, the new Chief of Staff to the President, holds Bachelors and Masters Degrees from the University of Cambridge and the University of Warwick in Law and Sociology. The new Comptroller-General of Customs, holds Bachelors and Masters Degrees in Criminology. He was military administrator of Kaduna State from 1996 to 1998.

I do do.

ToyozzieTohBad:
I DON'T WEAR BRA TOO AND MINE IS BIGGER

Idonbelivit until I see your photo without bra too.

Wet in go come remain for her husband to jollificate after 20 guys done dance azonto and swim galala for her local government headquarter? This na him be say the owner of chicken go chop only the head o.

lauwhyte:
other parts if u can submit no problem and its all field of study

Please kindly help me with your email so I could forward my CV so you could help me submit it. my email is drspafu@yahoo.com

ginawest:
hehehe....lolz...its impossible to stop sumtin u r enjoying

That's the kind of enjoyment that made GinaNorth not to find a husband. She is 49 now

ginawest:
or maybe its because I jes realised dat my bf has bin wasting his tym.

And since you are also wasting the time with him I just hope he doesn't move on and the you realize you are already 39 years old

I just contacted Philip consulting about 30 minutes ago in regards to my non receipt of the follow up email invite for the NNPC's interview and below was the response.
Dear Candidate,

Thank you for contacting us. 

If you received an SMS from us informing you that you have been shorlisted for an interview: please be informed that the interview details that should have been communicated to you by today (24th February 2015) has now been rescheduled to a later date. Please bear bear with us; we will contact you in due course. 

NOTE:
(1) If you no longer have access to the email address you provided during application, we advise that you send in the accurate email address immediately to 'nnpc-recruitment@phillipsconsulting.net'. Such email should have a subject line as follows: "Change of email address/GT" or "Change of email address/OP" or "Change of email address/EH" - whichever is appropriate for the job you applied for. Receipt of SMS will not guarantee entry into the interview venue. The body of the email should have your full name, candidate number (for GT & OP) or application number (for EH), your new email and phone number, 

Unsuccessful candidates will be reached appropriately afterwards. 

We wish you the very best. 


Recruitment Team
Phillips Consulting Limited 
24-02-2015

janga02:
am intrested in d material please @ abioye86@gmail.com
Thanks

Please send to:
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Please could you help mail it to my mail:spafuworld@gmail.com

zaimeg:
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cramjones:
If president Jonathan had acted within 48hours when Chibok was invaded, this girl would have been with her parents having a chance of an education. Unfortunately, due to his carelessness, incompetence, insensitivity, insincerity, ineptitude, weakness, wickedness and greed, he only accepted that girls were kidnapped 18 days after the incident. Now this girl has been brainwashed to detonate herself and kill others.

This is the 13 year old that tried to blow up Kano yet again! By the way, is the President and his Boko boys trying to instill fear in the largest voting population in the North, to prevent them from voting our general?

-CramJones

May God do to you and your party all that you and your party have done to Nigerians.

Darn9:
@otega88, please help a brother out and kindly forward the past questions to danieloloche45@gmail.com
God bless you.
Thanks

Please foreword the NNPC past questions to drspafu@yahoo.com

Threemg:
Of course I'm also not in the race I'm going along with GOD which makes it more of Grace than race, nevertheless I'm really grateful! Files successfully downloaded and opened!

Please foreword the downloads to my email : drspafu@yahoo.com , cause I was unable to download them.

portal1555:
Get a direct slot to work in the NNPC,via the dec 6th 2014 aptitude test,call HR 081-4642-5061

Una done start abi? If indeed you are HR and a simple call will guarantee one a slot why stress people to go through the rudiments of writing aptitude test? Please let no gullible person fall prey of this prey locking around, looking for whom to defraud.

simplex2:
Looooll!!!! Why should I have hard feelings over your personal opinion? Its yours and you're entitled to it. I still insist the guy was wrong in his post. He was thanking God for the wrong reasons: his major reason was that because some people died in the same car he survived; and I asked, how will he feel if his brother was among those that died? Will he still be thanking God because others died and he survived?

I don't expect you to grasp my point, common sense isn't common, its opinion that is common; no matter how daft they are.

Seriously I tried ignoring you but your stupidity won't let me. Must you comment and showcase your shortcomings in simple reasoning? The guy was not thanking God that others died but that God speared his life. He had only mentioned the death of others to tell a slowpoke like you that it was a ghastly accident. Abeg live common sense, you no get any, you dey talk of common.

Abusitamuno:
Sure... Will add you up. Too much hear-says..... Anyway, I heard 10/per function are needed... That is PM...10, MRK, 10.... They could get up to 100 in that case.... I doubt though, but that's what I got from an unreliable source. Lets keep hope alive.

Please I need to know the courier service they are using to deliver the hard copy invites so I could contact the company for mine. I am no longer based in the address I had used during my application.