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Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughter Reunites With Family After 14 Days In Isolation (Photo) by spafu(m): 9:00am On Apr 03, 2020
hmohammed:


He no go better for you too
See another useless Akuya.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughter Reunites With Family After 14 Days In Isolation (Photo) by spafu(m): 8:13am On Apr 03, 2020
abokikhalifa:


Shut up. Na Buhari create the virus ? How many country in the world is without the virus ? Just looking for any little opportunity to insult
Will you go and on your brain? Did other countries ban Rice import? Why didn't he close the border instead of copying other countries? Are you a goat?
Romance / Re: I by spafu(m): 9:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
3minssex:


Same thing,sir. sad

I last same 3-4 minutes in second and subsequent rounds
Now I can agree you have a little challenge but you can overcome my working on your mind.
Romance / Re: I by spafu(m): 9:25pm On Apr 02, 2020
DEHVEHLOP:



Your moniker is popular abi?





After yabbing we Yoruba finish, calling us sort of names, brown roof, Afonja, ewedu gobblers, tribal mark and so on...




Anyway check dehvehlop profile and comments, you will find sure help there. It worked out well for me too
Lol. I hope you don't have complex issues? How are you sure he is not Yoruba?

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Romance / Re: I by spafu(m): 9:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
How many minutes do you or your think is ideal?
Mr. Do what you can do and give God glory for the strength and ability to do your best. Many have used drugs to wreck themselves and left before their time all in the bid to satisfy the call to go harder.

But on a more serious note, how long have you been married? Experience in the act is supposed to help you have some level of control to handle your game and your cumming.
TV/Movies / Re: ... by spafu(m): 9:08pm On Apr 02, 2020
Ok
Politics / Re: Buhari's Daughter Reunites With Family After 14 Days In Isolation (Photo) by spafu(m): 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
Now we should fried beans abi? After her father left the border open to allow her finish shopping and come into the nation, and in so doing allowed Corana Virus to find it's way into our country. See ehn, e no go better for that useless man.

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


Ya papa! Swear say you no dey for Afonja land? Nonsense flat head!

Comparative cost mumu!
Your papa, your great grand papa.
Ka shi kutuman Baban Buran Ubanka, what will I be doing in Afonja land, a people that are slaves in their own land. God forbid I give my heatfor free mining.
May your useless head end in the hands of your ritual brothers. Dan iska banza.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 5:46am On Apr 01, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


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Argue blindly if you like, una people no fit survive without coming to Afonja land. Flat head!
Which people, the Igbos? Don't drag them in, and you see, you just failed in your attempt to guess my origin, unlike me who can easily tell an Afonja from his reasonsing and senselessness.
Did you tell me you are an Afonja? No, I simply told you your root.
Here you are, a typical Afonja slave who goes to borrow ab Igbo and Hausa names just so you can conceal your identify, that you are from the land of Gambari_Slave, a people who love human rituals like mad.
Phones / Re: Ibrahim Pantami Seeks Reduction In Call, Data Tariff by spafu(m): 5:32am On Apr 01, 2020
Ok
Politics / Re: Don’t Let ‘hunger Virus’ Kill Us, Residents Beg Wike by spafu(m): 4:39am On Apr 01, 2020
Hunvid 20

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Wild Goats Take Over Welsh Town Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pictures) by spafu(m): 4:38am On Apr 01, 2020
They are the real GOAT.

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Romance / Re: Drop You Whatsapp Line Let's Just Chat Away by spafu(m): 2:24am On Mar 31, 2020
And you refused to drop yours, mba, I can't drop mine unless you lead by example.
Education / Re: Dr. Vladimir Zelenko Has Treated 500 Covid-19 Patients 100% Working With Hydroxy by spafu(m): 2:12am On Mar 31, 2020
Really?
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 2:10am On Mar 31, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


Brainless ignoramus! Get lost!
Fo_lish Afonja, Gambari as_licking son of Mgbati mgbati.
Travel / Re: US Chartered Flight Lands At Lagos Airport by spafu(m): 10:05pm On Mar 30, 2020
Pk
Health / Re: Chloroquine/azithromycin/zinc Solves Covid 19 by spafu(m): 11:47am On Mar 29, 2020
Does the moderator like want a Corona visit? Which kind rubbish be that?

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 10:56am On Mar 28, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


Mumuni, next time you read about any economic policy or any policy tool, think critically about the APPLICATION.

Dont just jump and support any theoretical jargon that doesn't fit into your reality. Comparative cost advantage is useless to a country like Nigeria that doesn't produce anything VALUE ADDED consumer or industrial product (in billions of metric tonnes). What exactly are we selling to Thailand? We have been buying their rice for 40 years, so what are we selling to Thailand in return Sir?

We are not poor because of Buhari, we are poor because we are not disciplined, calm, rational and emotionally intelligent enough to use our BRAINS!

OLODO!
Foolish afonja is still ranting, even indeed your demigod Buhari wanted to achieve import substitution, you should have known that rice is not on the top list Nigeria's import. As foolish as you are just like the dummy Buhari, you can fathom what is and how to work to improve it. The one who is a big olodo here is you and I am seriously having a good laugh at your display of ignorance.
How many time do people consume rice in a week? How much does the country spend to import fuel with it refineries in comatose? How about exortic cars etc? I know you can reason it because the sense no kukuma dey.
You a big agbaya, omo Afonja.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 5:29pm On Mar 27, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


Idiat, go and eat imported rice in Cotonou, werey!
You are a useless mbati mbati, a progenitor of afonja and a servant of the Gambaris. It seems they have completely emptied your brain with dusa (chaff). Are you so daff that you concluded on using just two countries in the case I painted? Is international trade just between two nations? Is rice the only thing imported into Nigeria? You are a masochist - it is in your blood to be subjected to pains, that's why you thank your government for subjecting you to pain. Must you sell your produce to Thailand (Contra trade)? Did Thailand force you to buy thier rice? Go and f_cking find buyers. Competition lead to efficiency, continue eating your stone infested rice and thank your government for helping you with such rice. The same Thailand rice was #7000 a bag when your useless president came on stage, how much is the local rice today? Over #15000 with stones inside. If Thailand rice was stoneless for #7000 then, what make your useless government unable to make the local rice stoneless at #15000? I know you have no answers, you will only quote me and display your crass ignorance and limited education.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 2:04pm On Mar 27, 2020
MusaChukwudi:


So you want to abandon "poor local rice" so you can continue to import the "fantastic pure clean rice" from Thailand and India? Where is your brain? If we cannot produce food for ourselves then what are we existing for?

Because of Corona virus every country has banned export of their food, medicine, ppe. A time will come when the world will leave us to starve to death. Too many Nigerians are idiots which explains why the country is in such a wretched state.
Where did you keep your brain f_ol with servitude mentality? Do Buhari and Abba Kyari eat local rice? Did you not hear that Kyari had not medical records in any Nigerian hospital? Don't we have hospital in Nigeria? Don't we have Nigerian cars? Does Buhari or even Kyari use one? God pun_sh you for using your brainlessness to aske where is my brain. Ozuo.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Says Food Production, Distribution Won't Be Affected by spafu(m): 5:25am On Mar 27, 2020
For more joke, text USELESS FG to CONVIKK 1-9.
As useless as this government is, it loves living in denials. You are asking people to stay indoors just when the raining season is setting in and you say food production and distribution will not be affected. Whereas other nations are admitting the negative impact the pandemic would cause their countries and are already approving monies to stimulate their economies, our own government led by a gworo chewing dunce is "talking in the rubbish".
It still beats me that a man who didn't look up to other nations in banning the importation of rice, which had since caused hunger in the land and forced poor local rice on us, could wait to see other nations responses before closing our borders. Now see where that reckless decisions has landed us.
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MusaChukwudi:


So you want to abandon "poor local rice" so you can continue to import the "fantastic pure clean rice" from Thailand and India? Where is your brain? If we cannot produce food for ourselves then what are we existing for?

Because of Corona virus every country has banned export of their food, medicine, ppe. A time will come when the world will leave us to starve to death. Too many Nigerians are idiots which explains why the country is in such a wretched state.
Where did you keep your brain f_ol with servitude mentality? Do Buhari and Abba Kyari eat local rice? Did you not hear that Kyari had not medical records in any Nigerian hospital? Don't we have hospital in Nigeria? Don't we have Nigerian cars? Does Buhari or even Kyari use one? God pun_sh you for using your brainlessness to aske where is my brain. Ozuo.
Do you even know what is called "Comparative Cost Advantage"? If you had small sense in that your empty head, you would have known that importation is not completely bad. If it was, where is our exportation going to? If Thailand produces rice cheaper than Nigeria, you buy Thailand rice and produce what you can produce more cheaper compared to Thailand and other countries, like palm oil, beans etc, and sell same to them. Go and get sense.

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Politics / Re: Gov Ugwanyi Did Not Throw Birthday Party Amidst COVID-19 Scare - Fact Check by spafu(m): 5:02am On Mar 27, 2020
Ok
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Reveals Identity Of Rivers Index Case, Close Down Markets by spafu(m): 4:58am On Mar 27, 2020
Hmm
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Wearing A Face Mask (Photo) by spafu(m): 3:55pm On Mar 25, 2020
Just look at him, an opportunistic zombie.
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed Behind My House Yesterday by spafu(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2020
Ok
Business / Re: Nigeria Slashes Crude Selling Prices To Woo Buyers by spafu(m): 12:42pm On Mar 24, 2020
Let The Oil Dry
It's because of this that we have had useless people undermining themselves, and killing others to rule over us. Once oil gets dry, the quest to steal money will reduce.

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Business / Re: Nigeria Slashes Crude Selling Prices To Woo Buyers by spafu(m): 12:41pm On Mar 24, 2020
Will that help President Abba Kyari recover from Covik One Nine?

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s Refusal To Devalue Naira Likely To Fail, Again - Bloomberg by spafu(m): 4:39pm On Mar 21, 2020
Ok
Health / Re: Yoruba Herbs And Their Uses by spafu(m): 8:24pm On Mar 20, 2020
Rich parked information.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Corona Virus: Learn How To Make Your Own Hand Sanitizers by spafu(m): 8:14pm On Mar 20, 2020
Emmanuel558:
Covid-19 the virus that took the world unaware and unprepared like every other pandemic would. Bringing people in both developed, developing, and undeveloped countries to utter panic, the virus has created a divide among people as countries placed travle ban on their one time allied nations in order to control the virus.
Covid-19 is a particular virus from the corona family of viral infections for this particular one no cure or vaccine has been found yet. in fact the only cure currently is to avoid it in the first place
Washing of hand and the use of hand sanitizers are the ways to reduce the chances of contacting this infectious disease .
As the cases in Nigeria increases the demand for hand sanitizers are increasing too. but the manufactures of hand sanitizers from countries Nigeria import from cannot even meet up with the demand in their countries talk more of exporting to other countries even the little that find their way into the country are being sold at exorbitant prices.a hand sanitizer that use to be sold at #700 is now sold for almost #4000 there is nothing bad in making profit but everything is wrong when profit is considered over human safety.

Even though the most effective ways to stay safe is to wash your hand with saop and water regularly. but in cases where you don't have access to water and soap you will need your pocket hand sanitizer to spray on yourself or on surfaces your are not sure of before touching them...
What if you can make your own hand sanitizer at home to keep yourself and family safe and also distribute to friends, organizations and neighbours regardless of scarcity or hike in prices? great right?.
I'll be organising a WhatsApp class to show you how to make your own hand sanitizer from cheap supplements you can find easily around you yet effective in protecting against corona virus.

It's part of my sacrifice for humanity.so to participate in this class you will need to pay any amount from #500 and above . this is also to keep the numbers low.and allow the serious ones learn.

Thank you.

Click this links to participate.
https:///send?phone=2349036843266&text=hello!%20,i%20want%20to%20join%20the%20whatsapp%20class%20on%20how%20to%20make%20handsanitizers%20

Or drop your whasapp numbers below.
So na your own way of using Corana Virus to chop others be this?
Come and collect.
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