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Them no born APC and their Dullardpo Dundee President Buhari to think they can use the backdoor to encroach into the South South and South East. God punish the devil.

Them no born APC and their Dullardpo Dundee President Buhari to think they can use the backdoor to encroach into the South South and South East. God punish the devil.

MayorofLagos:
Why is court issuing an order of arrest? This is not their job.

Sorry, it's your job to order the police.

Jig5aw:
Hmmmm

Which of the Hmmmmms is your hmmmm?

droidvpn180:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says...continue Reading >>> www.fbgist.wapka.mobi

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Continue reading what? No, tell me, continue reading what?

And that huge expenditure won't stop the president from traveling abroad on medical ground.

Don't say so again when I am available for you. Your search has come to an end, shout a believing AMEN. Linda, I say your singleness, your search and searching have reached their Bus stop at Ketu, shout a living HALLELUJAH. You searched and you found me! Now take your phone and call me up on "throw hey throw, fine wife, tree sick, nice form, wine fight. Indeed your.search is terminated

I n o wan hear: "I was just taking a nap when all of a sudden my security man just pounced on me." I don't want to here rape case oh.

INTROVERT:
So when will the pastor visit the mosque with 100 quorans for Muslim faithful.

He should write his will before he embarks on that mission.

Ojestas:
My mum said i stopped it before 1 year.

No be only you stop before 1. You stopped in the womb, four and a half day before your birth.

JOAN11:
Nice job,that concumber i saw near the bottle tho

Joan, don't tell me you were thinking what I thought you are thinking. But won't that be too much for you?

This is so nice. I am also base in Kaduna and would like to meet with you if you don't mind. Thanks

espionagesavvy:
True news! Folks, go and read it in the blog, with pics included..

Come and press my hand to click the link nah.

Oh my oh my! So there is nothing genuine for us men again. Beached skin, artificial hair, eyelashes, eye lens, fake breast, fake bumbom, fake names and now fake "Local Government Headquarters". We are in trouble.

MSHEKS:
Abeg am new here what is lalasticlala abeg?

You are new here and yet your account has been registered since 2014. Na front page you dey look for abi? OK now, na last to last your post go follow back to back.

NobleAngell:
Tell them o. They keep making me feel like I am so shapeless meanwhile I m nat. Mogbono feli feli. At least my intestines are intact.

Show your picture let me see.

Gidoka:
EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks) 3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks) (B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks) 4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks) 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks) 6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) 7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

No vex, I done copy am.

Rawshal:
Looking at the situation of things right now,it will b a great search to find an inform player...I think I will av to my manage my player till d rest of the season

Which mean you'd suggest I do the same thing by keeping my present player till end of the season? Ok

Evathyst:
If there's any one thing I like about all these, it's the OP's boldness. Whilst many male nairalanders are also suffering from this 'seasonal konji' they would just be pretending like all is well with them.


Awon werey!



OP, if truly you're serious, make an offer of any amount you can afford. Trust me, offer comes before negotiation and acceptance.


I'm not a player though, but I'm an established manager. Might decide to sell you any of my team player provided you meet her valuation.


I'm like wenger, I sell anything sellable!

Thank you, and I hope you are aware that Wenger has got most of his signings concluded before the news gets to the public? And the fees these days are "Undisclosed". And secondly looking at your profiling, I can tell that you still have the capacity to play at top level. So I will like to sign you as a player-manager. I will send you a PM so we can negotiate in private. Thanks

Evathyst:
If there's any one thing I like about all these, it's the OP's boldness. Whilst many male nairalanders are also suffering from this 'seasonal konji' they would just be pretending like all is well with them.


Awon werey!



OP, if truly you're serious, make an offer of any amount you can afford. Trust me, offer comes before negotiation and acceptance.


I'm not a player though, but I'm an established manager. Might decide to sell you any of my team player provided you meet her valuation.


I'm like wenger, I sell anything sellable!

Thank you, and I hope you are aware that Wenger has got most of his signings concluded before the news gets to the public? And the fees these days are "Undisclosed". And secondly looking at your profiling, I can tell that you still have the capacity to play at top level. So I will like to sign you as a player-manager. I will send you a PM so we can negotiate in private. Thanks

sundoj08:
Lol dude she's a star already not a rookie

No, no,I cant take the kind of risk Chelsea took with Fernando Tores who was a star at Liverpool then. I just want to make sure I sign players who can seamlessly fit into my style of play. Please send her in the next available flight.

sundoj08:
Op i got someone for you but she's like Ronaldo and im her Jorge mendes.
You'll need a ridiculous transfer fee to sign her from her current club.

Thank you agent Sundoj08 Mendes, can you please make arrangement to send the babe in question to me for a three days trial? Once she is successful and I am impress, you will be invited for the papers signing. Thanks

Dongreat:
Careful for what you wish for, cos the babe you might purchase in this transfer window might not be on form.

Further you don't want to go bankrupt as the economy is not favourable to the guys club.

I get your point. So you would rather I wait till end of season's summer transfer window, right?

huntila:
Hahaha...so funny. On loan or Permanent deal?

On loan with an option of a permanent contract depending on her performance in the game of the year on February 14. If she fails to do well, I will return her to her previous club.

Evathyst:
What's your budget like? I mean how much is gonna be her sign on fee?


Na wa o! Konji don do people strong thing!


However, lemme answer you in MTN's voice;

Dear subscriber,
Your request has been received and will be processed shortly. However, please don't send another request.


Regards!

Are you a player or an agent of some goalscoring player? How interested are you on this deal?

falconey:
Ok

Have you tried it?