₦airaland Forum

repogirl:
Her camel toe is really embarrassing.

Even if she is selling market, this is way too cheap and off putting na.

I guess yours is finer. Show me to confirm.

Jessidaisy4:
I'm hairy, so whats up? Hehe

Where do you have it hairier?

VajanahDischaj:
the hairs will make me think I'm knacking a werewolf.

Fake gender claim sighted.

Yes of course. But I can't marry a fellow man. And that picture you have there is a man's pix. Don't be deceived by the boby you see at the District's gate, cause by the time you drive to the junction of inestimable pleasure,right there at the Secretariat of the Local Council, you will also find a Traffic Warden, wearing a fitting cap, called John Thomas, sitting beside the well of ecstasy. I hope you get it?

seunmsg:
At least, you still charge in banks because they have enough diesel and petrol to operate. Under Jonathan, banks, telecommunication companies etc shut down completely due to fuel crisis and power shortage. It was unprecedented at that time. You guys may have short memory but some of us still remember the situation of things under the ineffectual buffoon.

Be consoling yourself with the present unprecedented hardship until you start begging to eat one square meal a day then your eyes go clear say this useless herdsman from Daura is a Dullard.
Click like if you think Buhari is a confused dullard and share if you think Buhari is on track.

Tonyosas101:
And if he doesn't?

Your suffering continues unabated, 100 fold.

Stupedinluv:
Yes, had to crop

Send me the complete photo of the first.

For Hameed Ali, the Comptroller General of Nigerian Custom Service
Sir, I had to go to Wikipedia to get you this:
An excise or excise tax (sometimes called a special excise duty) is an inland tax on the sale, or production for sale, of specific goods or a tax on a good produced for sale, or sold, within a country or licenses for specific activities.
Excises are distinguished from customs duties, which are taxes on importation.
So if the revenue from custom duty is falling, it presents us with an opportunity to grow our local industries so that we can increase in Excise duty. I think doing that is far better than calling for increase in importation, just so we could raise the custom duty.

Useless brainless heads. Why will you be complaining of fall in revenue due to import duties, are you not aware of excise duties too? If the Dullard of Daura had put the economy on the right path, Excise duty will be more gainful to us than Import duty.

The child has just been christened by his father as Buhari Petrol Yanfu Yanfu.

carinmom:
I don't see any blasting here. The guy was criticizing with sense unlike wailers that criticize without sense.

Zombie 0027 has reported for duty, sighted. Over

Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie) Zombie o, zombie (Zombie o, zombie) Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go (Zombie) Zombie no go stop, unless you tell am to stop (Zombie) Zombie no go turn, unless you tell am to turn (Zombie) Zombie no go think, unless you tell am to think (Zombie) Tell am to go straight A joro, jara, joro No break, no job, no sense A joro, jara, joro Tell am to go kill A joro, jara, joro No break, no job, no sense A joro, jara, joro Tell am to go quench A joro, jara, joro No break, no job, no sense A joro, jara, joro Go and kill! (Joro, jaro, joro) Go and die! (Joro, jaro, joro) Go and quench! (Joro, jaro, joro) Put am for reverse! (Joro, jaro, joro) Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way Joro, jara, joro Attention! (Zombie) Quick march! Slow march! (Zombie) Left turn! Right turn! (Zombie) About turn! Double up! (Zombie) Salute! Open your hat! (Zombie) Stand at ease! Fall in! (Zombie) Fall out! Fall down! (Zombie) Get ready! Halt! Order! Dismiss!

All I know is that that bastard is a dullard.

SpicyJosBabe:
Christians in this tribe are very very few o. Its easier to find fulani, hausa or kanuri christians.....have never seen a shuwa arab christian in my life, but heard there are.

Seriously, I wish I could meet a Fulani or a Hausa Christian lady o. Babe is there an easy way I can achieve this?

HrmOlolade:
You are as useless as the "R" in your name very senseless being

Wetin hot reach that level Nah?

HrmOlolade:
You are as useless as the "R" in your name very senseless being

Wetin hot reach that level Noah?

And you projected a useless dullard who called his party All People Confidence and changed the entire meaning of INEC as president. And see the result now at fuel stations.

LastMumu:
You ve missed a lot, ear wax tastes better than anything you ve ever tasted. Try it out.

I now understand why no other Mumu was born after you.

Buhari should just ask the army to produce that certificate now, anything else, na wash.

adegunwa4real:
You sure??...that trouser looks like a lady's trouser...look carefuly

You get sense if you mean say na the guy wear the trouser looking at the girl's shoe

adegunwa4real:
You sure??...that trouser looks like a lady's trouser...look carefuly

You get sense if you mean say na the guy wear the trouser looking at the girl's shoe

Are all these also responsible for why the Dullard President's brain cells quickly rundown too? How can we improve the capacity of his brain? Can we use USB or Universal charge on him?

Are all these also responsible for why President Buhari's brain cells quickly rundown too? How can we improve the capacity of his brain? Can we use USB or Universal charge on him?

ylaa:
don't call him that please
he is some one's father
lez be more careful with words here
thanks

I guess Jonathan was someone's mother, not a father, when we subjected him to all manner of names. How many people did you caution? If people like Tinubu, Hell-RuleFire, Rothiefmi and WebShola could denigrate the office of the President, who am I to be bothered calling that useless Dullard what he truly is.

SpicyJosBabe, please do the have Christians among the Shuwa women?.I want to marry one.

Femi please advise your principal to govern and leave us ( the Wailing Wailers) to do own thing. Don't seek avenue to hinge your principal's abysmal performance on our wailing. And seriously, if you or your principal, are waiting for my encouragement before you became vast in the art of governance, then you are on a long thing. And the thunder wey go fire you and that Dullard of Duara dey for mega station dey queue for black market fuel

ylaa:
me too want interview GEJ

Interview that Dullard of Daura first.

labamo07:
some mumus will never see anything good in the president's foreign trips, all you want is an overnight magic, weyrey ni gbogbo yin..........................

And some idiots are already seeing the negative effects of a useless Walker About as President- No light, no food, no fuel, no brain nor sense for both President and followers. Na Zombie things steady and all the way to body language nonsense.
Like if you think Buhari has failed woefully, share if you think he is doing a nice job.

How this interview come take the hunger when the useless dullard don put for our stomach?

He is a British Citizen for crying out loud.

Solowande:
guy u forget say today na April fool day. April fool

No be only April fool, na full April. I no know why you Man U fans go come form bad belle for Nigeria sake of say the Special shun Man U for our Super Eagles. Lol.

Jose Mourinho has been named the
new head coach of Nigeria following
the departure of interim Samson
Siasia.
Mourinho signed a four-year contract
to take charge of the Super Eagles,
while Mutiu Adepoju, Kanu Nwankwo
and Peter Rufai join him as his
backroom staff.
The former Chelsea coach will be
tasked with qualifying Nigeria for the
2018 World Cup having missed out of
the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations billed
for Gabon.
The 53-year-old had been linked with
Manchester United job but has
agreed a deal with Nigeria which is
due to last until 2020, after Sunday
Oliseh quit his post on February 25,
2016.
"I have the pleasure to confirm I have
committed to a legendary African
side, with the massive challenge of
qualifying for the Russia 2018 World
Cup," Mourinho told Goal.
"I am lucky because for years I had
the fortune to coach big teams like
Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid,
and now I have the opportunity to
coach another big team like Nigeria.
It is an honour and I want to keep
winning.
"We have a duty to prove we are the
best team in Africa and also do well
at the 2018 World Cup.
“I’d like to thank the Nigeria Football
Federation for believing in me and
with their backing, I am confident that
we can build a stronger Super
Eagles,” he concluded.
Mourinho will be presented at a
media conference on Friday at the
Abuja National Stadium after which he will hold a brief closed door meeting with Muhammadu Buhari the Nigerian President, who is expected back from Washington DC.
Source: https://uk.m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/uk.sports/news/official-jose-mourinho-named-nigeria-002800285.html?.b=%2Findex&.intl=gb&.lang=en-gb
Lalasticlala abeg confirm