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As the EPL transfer window comes to an end, I want to announce to all interested ladies that I am in search of a lady to be my val this Valentine season.

midehi2:
toy car


the guy sef too black and ugly, why wont she leave him....he is really mgbekish...see his leggo

Do girls truly care how black and ugly a man is? The real thing that matters to them (ok,most, not all) is how fat and handsome your pocket is.

tosyne2much:
So what can you say about those ladies saying "I can't show greenlight to a dude ? Nevaaa !! "

Do you still have such girls in these age and time, that economic realities are making many due bachelors to put forward indefinitely the decision to settle down? If any lady could still pride in not giving the green then she may have to debate with herself, at what age will she go into the Covent.

Now to be frank, how many of us (guys) will take a woman who woos us very serious? Won't we stereotype that she is 'spoilt' for toasting or wooing a man? I think the best thing our sisters can do is for them to flash the green light and then allow the guy to take it from there. And of course, we must also expect her to utter the "Give me sometime to think about it".

K9blunt:
Alright done

Thanks, waiting for your message.

K9blunt:
OK you can reach me on zero hate zero wine wive wan free lol

Give me your what's app details or bbm if you're on any.

Here is my BBM 7B*****1
I think WhatsApp is better, 080*********

Donnyperry:
don't mind that spafu guy, pls add me up 08067046154 or alternatively my BBM pin 5622A2A9. Thanks in anticipation

If them leave you now you too go claim say you be fast guy. Na wet person clear grass finish na him you dey remember say you too sabi farm. You no see your life? Lol

K9blunt:
Today is Sunday
Keep it holy

OK sister. Tell me how to reach you, please.

And when he gets back to Morocco, he should speak to another woman in Hausa or Tiv.

OK nah.

K9blunt:
Only boring empty vessels that doesn't like being sucked.

Its the best oral activity to ever happen to a woman

Bliss *daydreaming*

Now you are distorting my head's, sorry my phone's network. and I will have to report you making me fantasize.

Speechless3:
boy it feels good to be sucked real but when my oranges get overstimulated it becomes a pain.

When it is delicately and expertly done, that side effect is minimize or completely absent. Could I recommend an expert to you?

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] I have bad memories from sucking vagina..


One time she took a fart while I was sucking


Another time... I was sucking and I sucked out something that looked like a dead animal out of her vagina.. I couldn't sleep that week [/color]

Didn't you see or perceive any WARNING SIGN while you approach the Headquarters' Gate?

delectablegyal:
M damn serious.
Pm me.

You have got me baby

Evathyst:
'Easy yam?' Like the one Dasuki is sharing abi?


The only way to get the Mods attention is to derail this stinking thread. This thread reeks fraud.


I get work abeg, lemme quickly attend to some customers.


*Ehm*


*You sey na custard you want abi?* The price is labelled on top of it nau.


*Rushes out of thread*

Tell me please what made you mention Custard? Cause that is close to what the business of the OP is said to be, according to someone who contacted him (Accomplice?).Read him below:

selfdefence:
Okay, so i decided to send the guy a mail. I must say that inasmuch as scam is all over the place, I think we should check things out before painting others black in public.

He sent the job description to me, below is what he sent me. Hope is the same with what others are recving?







Thanks for getting back to me.
First I would like to know your location.
Secondly, its good and important I tell you what the job/work is all about.
I produce a special cereal food used for making pap.
it is very rich, nutritious and satisfying.


Presently, I don`t produce them in Lagos state cos i just entered here. However, I intend to open a production line when all is put in place.
But before then, I need to get them into the the hands of consumers and that`s where you come in.
It is not one of those GNLD products that cure 1001 illnesses, rather this is a cereal food for every home.
Since I believe you are currently seeking for a job and won`t have money to buy and resell, I can give you a little quantity to sell, and pay me back after you sell.
I sell 500g for N500 and 1.1kg for N1000. However I will give you 500g to sell at any price you feel your buyer will buy then after selling you give me N400 for the 500g.
I know the next question you will ask is how sure am I that it is marketable. Well, I`ll give you a little sample to try for yourself (for FREE) so that you can have the confidence to tell any buyer what you have tasted without any doubt.
Feel free to ask more questions if you have any, and let me know your decision. Remember it is first come (first to decide) first served basis
Thanks




I`m not for or against him, but I think if he was defrauding people, others would have spoken out.

Guys please confirm things before you talk.

cc; Evathyst

My Response
How do you confirm things that are already shaded in secrecy, Self-defense? Does Dangote ask people to go and publish their details for everyone to see? Do you know the implication of the actions of all these people giving their phones are emails here? I never got a single contact from Scammers until NYSC Borno state decided to publish our (Corps members') numbers in the Magazine called 'Borno Kopa'. And immediately we finished I got Jobs in Shell, Mobil, NNPC etc from people like Mr. Amakri Banigo, Mr. Godwin Nwachukwu, Dr. Richard etc. And in the very first contact, I almost fell into their trap, until they brought money into the equation. They can use anything, even 'Men' of God. Make everyone shine eye.

Evathyst:
Is this the new trend on nairaland?



Somebody will just wake up and say he wants people to apply for an 'unspecified' job. Then, he'll request that they pm him as he cannot disclose the details here.




Since most graduates too are unemployed, it wouldn't occur to them that they are probably being wind up. Well, it's only hunger that changes bread to cake sha.


Both the OP and the mailers, make all of una 'KONTINUE' o!


But the High should always remember that there's a 'Most High'.

You are my woman of the year. Your head correct die. I wish I could meet you. But you nailed it and over made sex. And if everyone out there thinks like you and I, not a single fraudster will ever succeed. The problem, however, is that most youth (sorry to say) don't use their heads or where they do, it is only after the deed and the damage had been done.

Eyekandi:
What

Please respond to my PM, I have a question. Thanks.

Eyekandi:
What

Please respond to my PM, I have a question. Thanks.

Eyekandi:
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spafuworld@gmail.com

This is irritating. Can it turn a girl on? If yes, she must be dirty. My thought though.

daretodiffer:
Sharrap!

Can you now see why men are so difficult to come by for you? How can you tell a man to shut up? Oga o.

sandrajazmin:
Honestly im tired of this same tHread every week

This tHread has been overflogged biko

Next!!!

A Thread on how to make money never interest you but once it on how to spend boyfriend's money, it is a "A Shop Until You Drop" thing for you.

She just Kemi Jackson

Hadez:
It has been a while since I had sex or anything romance.

Today I was with a very close friend of mine (male) who came visiting because we have no lectures. We have been friends for a year now and he totally understands the limit of our friendship. In fact he is my BFF

We were watching a movie and chatting when I suddenly discovered we were already kissing I push him away quickly and bring myself back to order and asked him to leave my apartment.

I feel so betrayed right now. He is just a friend and I have a boyfriend I love so much (distance relationship) please help me I don't feel right I am really feeling so guilty. What do I do?

Go finish up what you started. Until you allow that guy quench the desire that push you into kissing him consciously (How you go forget yourself but you no forget how to kiss?), you will keel desiring him even in your dream.

I commot am from where you be keep am, put for my pocket. The key no dey for the picture again.

kindredspirit:
Lol. It might seem like "Super Story" to you but the story is close to what happened to me.

Some years back, I proposed to my girl whom I had dated for a year and a half. I met her while she was doing Msc in my city. She finished her Msc and moved to another city, one and a half hour away, while I remained in mine. However, she would come visiting and stay over every other weekend. Meanwhile, I was gathering money to proceed with marriage within the year.

One weekend, she was supposed to come visiting but couldn't do so because she told me her elder sister who she stays with sent her on a very important errand. It was fine with me, no problem.

Around 1 a.m-ish that "night", I was sleeping when my phone rang. It was my babe's number. Guess what? It was a man's voice on the line ! He went: " Hello, is this xxxx?", he called my name. I was like " Yes, who is this?" He introduced himself and told me that he and my fiancee were engaged and getting married soon. That my girl was right there with him as we spoke. Shocked as I was, I told him I had heard him and congratulations.

Next day, I called a lady who was like a mother to my girl while she was doing the Msc in my town and I told the lady about the phone call. She was shocked and called my girl to ask her about it. My girl denied, called me and swore that she didn't know who called me with her number. She went all weepy, swearing that she didn't know who called me that maybe it was a prankster who cloned her line etc etc.

To prove her innocence, she got on a Bus the very next day and came to my town. When she came, I sat her down and told her to fess up if she was actually engaged to somebody that I would understand. She swore that she wasn't. Anyway, I let it go and we continued, normal service.

Would you believe that the next month, a mutual friend of ours who attends my church told me she didn't know my girl and I had broken up and in fact, she, my girl, had moved on so fast that she'd done her traditional marriage with a guy . I played it cool and said yes, that was the case. I then asked the girl if she had pictures of the traditional wedding. She showed me a picture of my girl decked in traditional wedding attire, Yoruba-style, with a man and another picture, like a wedding IV, with my girl's name and the name of the fella who called me that fateful night.

That evening, my girl phoned me as usual to ask how my day went. I told her it went well and asked her how was her husband. She paused and asked me what I meant by that question. I told her I found out she was married and she said I had come with something to upset her etc. I proceeded to send her the picture of her traditional wedding. Guess what she said " IT IS MY YOUNGER SISTER"! I couldn't believe my ears! I was looking at this girl's wedding picture right before me and she was telling me it wasn't her but her younger sister! My girl is the LAST BORN of their family, people!

This happened to ME! It may look like something straight from an episode of Super Story. Trust me, these things happens. I'm as serious as a heart attack.

If this your story really is true, henceforth I will be scared of women. She (your girl) is the complete definition of wicked.

Have you thought of the possibility of she having an unknown twin sister? Now to make the whole thing clearer and to solve the puzzle and unravel the mystery (this grammar done dey full my head again), you should tell her that you and your friend will call your friend's friend who is in the UK to call his wife and arrange a meeting for your friend ( This mention of friend done dey too much, na wetin?) to meet her parents and his parents on a very important issue. And in that meeting you girlfriend MUST be present dead or alive. Is the Mystery Puzzle not demystified? Ok, hit like if you think I make sense small.

What did she exposed? All this holier than thous. Isn't it obvious that the slight revealing of but a little part of the top of her breast (not enough to get any man arose) was as a result of her stretching her hands to take a selfie that also need to capture the second girl there with her? We to dey like talk and quick to find fault and condemn others. Abeggi.

Congrats. But it is important to let you know that God is not unfair. Your uncle used his position to put you there and in so doing denied others who may have outperform you had the recruitment been subjected to transparent process. Mind you, even an armed robber could still attribute his successful operations and riches to God. But for all intents and purposes, will God in His throne take that credit? Sure, let first class holders down to pass holders get jobs, but let equity and Justice be our guiding principles, rather than who you know. Congrats once more.

Please you guys should give this girl a break. Is she the first woman to have more than a single guy? And who told you guys Ice Prince is not seeing other Chikalas too? Abeg una don't disturb this girl to the provoke of my provocation.