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Nina4u:
sweet heart ... an old joke observes that 98 percent of people masturbate--and the other 2 percent are lying.... How many of you have had dreams about sex and end up having an orgasm in your sleep? And how many of you have orgasms in your sleep on a regular basis?

Most people know that men start having wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) at puberty. Orgasms (or ejaculations) during sleep are a natural and common occurrence. For men, the terms wet dreams, nocturnal emissions, or spontaneous orgasms are all the same thing. Some men are woken up by their orgasm/ejaculation, while others wake up to find that they have already come and may not remember having had a sex dream...is that in your eyes the same as mastorbating? Sweety this is normal .. What I find very interesting and not often discussed, is that women also have sex dreams that may or may not end in orgasm. As with other aspects of sexual arousal, there may be no obvious, tangible signs (like ejaculation), but she may be woken up by a strong orgasm. In fact, some women report they can have stronger orgasms in their sleep compared to the orgasms they have when they are awake. Some women can even have multiple orgasms in their sleep. Because women usually don’t have ’emissions’ with their sex dreams, terms like nocturnal orgasms, spontaneous orgasms, and sleep-related orgasms are used to describe these instead....Have you ppl read biology ?? Maby professors in naija speak lies to suppress u ..I dunno ... It is important to understand that sleep-related orgasms are a natural occurrence for both men and women that can start around the time of puberty. Some studies suggest that the occurrence of sleep-related orgasms may correspond to relative testosterone levels, both for men and women. Some cultures have been more open in talking about it than others. In fact, there is historical documentation of sleep-related orgasms for women dating back to ancient Greece about women having and enjoying sex dreams. (Gotta love the Greeks!) Despite it being such a common occurrence, it is not really taught in sex education classes, or by parents (especially not for girls). Consequently, many people develop bad feelings or guilt related to having sex dreams and sleep-related orgasms because they think they are not normal, or they are disturbed by the content of their dream.... The interesting part about sex dreams and sleep-related orgasms is that for many people, especially women, they can be more intense than what they experience in their sex life. This is because while you are asleep, there is less inhibition and less conscious restraint. Studies of brain scans have shown that there is actually a ‘turning off’ of certain areas in the brain that process outside information, motor activity, and emotion at the time of orgasm.... All this religious brainwashing has to stop ..u not dirty ..u don't sin ..its a natural way God created you as a human

Honestly no insult intended but I just couldn't make out any sense from your write up in relation to the topic or my answer.the op's question was do all girls masturbate to which I said no citing myself as an example please what has organsm when sleeping or sex dreams got to do with it.uhmmmm
Well to each their own believe whatcyou feel is right and good for you while i do mine
Masturbating to me is bad and will remain bad as i feel it hasmdone more negative effects than good to those who indulge in it.
Thanks

Lexxyshacklebot:
Ooshey... Calibrator

Thanks commentator

Booyakasha:
GTFO!! lol.. you're not better in anyway..

I never said I was better only said not all masturbate.

Nina4u:
God created sexual lust were in the bible does it say it is a sin to mastorbate ?

As mentioned, the Bible does not directly address the issue of masturbation or deliberate self-stimulation of the sexual organ to the point of orgasm. It does warn against all forms of self-indulgence, adultery of the mind, and fornication. Your body is the temple of God to be kept holy.One of the problems involved is that though God created sex for enjoyment and pleasure, it is to be confined to the marriage relationship because it is also designed to express love (not just sexual love), unity, and total commitment.

kuuljay:
Am sure they had been making advances but she was looking out for the one in a Range Sport,and a time comes when only the already married guys shows interest,thats when you know you are in deep sh!t

Is it a crime if a lady wants a life of comfort?

The fact that she does it doesn't mean all ladies do.
I have been calibrate for years now and I don't masturbate not because sexual thoughts dont come to my mind but because i read in the bible that it is a sin against God.
When you allow sexual thoughts control your thoughts your prone to doing all sorts to be satisfied but when you learn to control sexual thought .you just won a battle over your flesh.thereby you control your actions from your thoughts

Make only Jesus your friend
The rest are all acquittance expect the unexpected from them.
Girls are not smiling.

No asun
No BBQ chicken or suya,
No small chops
All I see is drinks drinks and more drinks
Are you guys trying to get the ladies drunk.

MrCork:
correction..we only pay marrried women for sexxxxc everytime we Londoners come on holiday to Nigeria....every Londoner known the easy way to get any Nigerian woman (marrried or single) is to show them pounds sterlin. I sleept wit 3 marrried women at a hotel when I waz in Nigeria 3 month ago & i do this everytime am in Nigeria.I all ways pay them £100 thou!!(real talk)

and you incurred the wrath of God on your head X3 engaging in ADULTERY

elkon:
guys u try oo.. how can u take a gals to chopironi nd to watch movies at d Same time. .dts over do
..me o b4 I take gals to dt side she will first visit m room so after I don sample d tin wey I wan spend money on..hhmm hmm we fit go iya bashira food canteen.

Only one with a proverty mentality thinks this way.just cos you want to spend a few thousands she has to touch down on you bed firsf.

VaginaTerrorist:
GUY, YOU DID EVERYTHING WRONG!
Let Me Correct The Following Errors:-


Infact I was pounding ontop A lady when I saw this.

OKAY ley me now answer you:


(1) -----Always ask a girl out even if General Buratai is looking @you & never ever take the coward lane which you just did cux it tells alot about your moral & confidence in steering her affairs. Women love Bold guys.


(2) -----Never truly disclose too soon secret how you got a Lady's Contact. It makes you look cheap and manipulatable.


(3) ---- Never take a Lady Stranger to the most expensive places just to prove your worth. Take her to places you can take your fellow men to, then you'l earn her respect. So you were not natural to her.
Going to expensive places makes you look despirate and inexpirenced!

(4) ----- Never let a girl know that you even know the route to a Bank not to talk of ATM. It makes you look like just another MAGA!

(5) ----- Never quit on Ladies, There are nice ones out there who would not stress you or try ruin your financial life.

(6) ------ Never give a lady money after a date. Because this make's you look stupid & Dumb. Are you rewarding her for what??

Remember its a power play. Doing so would keep you @her mercy. And really turn you to MAGA.

(7) Always Try to re-route a first date to your bedroom and not to just escort her back to her house after spending on her. Expect some resistance but be assured she would respect you as the man for ever if you finally hit her asss on the first date.

( On the day one you lost! She won! But not the way she wanted it and dats why she is not happy she didnt dealt much on your pocket.


......Your wise answer when she said you Fvcked up not givin her money should have been: '' She forked up not giving you s3x.




Summary.... Next time ups ur game. If you still wand her Pusssy. Just negitiate with her. SHE IS NOT A GIRL FRIEND OR WIFE MATERIAL. FUCCK HER AND GO !

BULLSHIT

some ladies have dated too many chop and clean mouth guys that they don't know how to date a gentleman.only a guy who sees the lady as a bait would give her money on a first date.

I'm sorry but I have to be crude here.
You must really have nothing or no purpose in life to want to end your life cause of a mere lady that will just cry on the day of your burial and move on the next day to date or probably marry even your best friend.
I don't get how people love and put so much responsibility on humans like them,that you base your joy,happiness,good wellbeing on someone else a mere mortal that can easily deceived.
From the begining of adam and eve there has been deception,lies,cheating etc.so don't expect it to stop now.
Before you love someone total,study them are they Contented with the little things they have or you give, do they love you with the same measure you do to the,integrity what they stand for and most especially their true relationship with God .
Cos guy times are wicked and evil
Forgive her for your sake but never go back to her,if she was contented with you as a man in the first place she never would have cheated.

Good morning.just saw this thread.
graduate of insurance/acturial sc.3years work experience.one and half for consultant tax firm as a tax receipt collector and the other half as a marketer in a construction firm.no professional course for now can't afford.currently unemployed(downsizing)great at multitasking.
so please i need a job

if you go back home you lose your
self respect
independence
freedom
your will to make decisions that favour you or take positive risks

wisehouse:
Learning skills like SEO (search engine optimization), SMM (Social Media marketing) is an evergreen industry that when you land just one client. You are in for big cash.

Am talking about online digital marketing.

The number one reason people fail online is because we think and take online business as an alternative, so we end up not putting in enough energy. And due to such, we look for those 'fast cash' method that should earn us millions.

MIND SHIFT: The online community is a marketplace, though visual. And the only way to survive just like any other "physical" marketplace is YOUR SKILLS . If you can spend 5 years in school only to come out and no job, THEN you can as well spend few months and learn a skill (referred above)

I never believed one can earn #10k/day here in Nigeria not until I meet my present client (just one client). please do the math yourself. And the interesting thing is that I am doing it at my pace and also learning the more.
ALL THESE WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED IF I KEPT RUNNING AROUND, LIKE I HAVE BEEN DOING FOR OVER 3 YEARS.

SO, WHAT IS MY POINT:LEARN A SKILL

please can you teach me online marketing would really appriciate.,had to resign from my job as an online marketing manager cos the pressure was crazy and i did not even really understand the whole online marketing concept.thanks.sent you a pm

pcguru1:
Could be the stress of PHD or she might just want personal time, during my time in school , I switched off my devices because I really wanted no calls and just alone time, maybe you need to take your attention, at 32 I sincerely doubt she's gonna start playing games.

bros please help me clap for your self.you try well well.i hope when your own babe begin manifest this kind rubbish attitude you no go open thread dey condem the women race.
op,no matter how busy you are you cannot be busy every night and not expecially to someone you love enough to want to be with forever.trust is a very very essential most expecially in a distance relationship as the mind tends to play pranks on one so it is left for both parties tru effective communication to remove those thoughts of the mind
so my advice.shine your eyes very very well to avoid stories.

henrygale:
And who wants to marry an over rated one like u? ...........*in AY's voice * who am sure her boobs has fallen like d value of dollar against the naira..........yesterday,280.....today 350! !
Abeg park well make better ladies talk about marriage joh!

wicked.

[color=#006600][/color] instead of you to be happy that you have a farting girlfriend atleast goes to show she is healthy atleast that is what tope say's.farting girls are healthy girls,i wish you guys can swap girlfriends he would so cherish your farting girl.

bentlywills:
Igbo kwenu!!!

hia

dyadeleye:
You said it all....'serious sex'....why don't you try normal sex bruh

lol

uhmmnn.too much theories but nothing beats the praticals.
Mr op.the situation of what your family home was should even ginger you to want to make your relationship and future marriage work.
you owe it to you peace of mind to prove to your self and family that you don't need to be a sadist ,agressive or strict to be a good parent.
so mr man use the advice of your therapist and make the necessary adjustments.

On the way to calvary he died for you
Jesus died for you
Saviour died for you
On the way to calvary he died for you
he died to set you free.
By the way;he sweet today no mean say he no go kill you tomorrow.