₦airaland Forum

“Stir the jollof rice oh, add five teaspoon of thyme, add pepper, add one basin of well water, add the meat from yesterday’s gbegeri, add three cubes of white maggi, one cube of knor, oya add two spoons of lassa fever…”

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lwkmd

ademega:
this government is moving forward

activity does not imply productivity

BADNEAT:
http://www.bing.com/search?q=howtobeg&mid=2051&PC=VZW&a=results

lkmd

I marvel at th questions som Nigerians ask here atimes.
she should do that which is reasonable to you

Word!!!

konji1:
Chai This Guy Don vex seriously..

if na u nko

Dklef:
I'm very well, thank you.
How about you lassie?

thanks for the mention

Lysah:
@spartoo,i am too matured and well groomed to be caught arguing or exchanging words with gentleman like u on a social media.God forbid I ever do that.I have a husband of ur age.
I only adviced u,here u are insulting me.But it's all fine,i accept whatever from u.

lifeless

Mine would be..
THE LUCKIEST MAN EVER LIVETH

op, over sense is worry is.

jst kno dat thunder is comin ur way

na best of friends u call me oo.
jst play along. forget u saw anytin.
last last she go still cheat on u abi u no see Ice Prince?
behave like the Romans wen u ar in Rome. welcome to Rome.

Everyone seems to have a speculation about th date of our POP. it's best we take our minds off it cos it wil surely come. Besides it's not jst about passing out. it's d 411(if u kno wat I mean), after passing out

touch touch suck suck licky licky

sori small..

... but with the state of the economy, not all Nigerians will hav th urge to read all of that... including me

How do females feel when men say "all females have fish brain"

well..
wat do I say? hw do I feel?

prideofscience:
Lalasticlala pls help a family

u calling lalasticlala for help mocks ur sobriquet

... and hw is this romantic

ojelade6:
My LGI invited all CLO into a meeting dat we having less than 6wks to go out of here... and all they suld advice all Batch A Corp members to stay @ Work bcoz any moment frm dis nxt wk der wil b Headcount.. and wit d Circular going about that der is tendency we have our POP on d 25th of Feb due to d Stream A nd B clashing... So let's pray it all said and Done..

they want to throwway us into th labor market so soon? hmmmmmm

Kylez:
I've been around for long...

God bless ur hussle

zudozz:
Ladies...too much money n 6 pack ..chose?......


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U re very correct bro but u see. Am almost 40 in my sitting room right now n looking at my gym equipment BUT I CANT USE THEM BECAUSE 45 Minutes time I HAVE TO BE IN SURULERE. Sometimes we know d right thing 2 do but no longer ve time to do it. From Surulere am going 2 apapa then festac then Isolo....n by d time I return home at abt 10 PM I am either too worn out or tired or drunk to work out!

I feel u sir. I hope to keep on working out as long as my body can carry me altho th stress of this life can alter th course of so many tins.

Dklef:
LOL. doesnt really hurt per se.
I just wanted to shut him out with one reply to avoid getting further 'hissy fit' from him. And you're right, some questions had better be left unasked.


Goodness of morning to you lassie!

if I dnt reply ur MT, it's cos I decide not. I hav more important tins to care about

Lysah:
@Spartoo...not this kind of question u asked.It doesn't need a simple yes or No my dear.#smiles# and besides d.klef gave u the best answer.We shud not just ask questions not relevant.It hurts tho.

Did u wake up this morning to type this....?
or ar u tryin2 bring up an issue? today is Saturday. real ladies tidy up their homes on Saturdays cos they've been busy at work all week. only if u ar not one

Kylez:
RIP to her.
My New Single, BUGA ,premiers on Nairaland tomorrow, 8am.

welcome to the world of Airforce1

Dklef:
Aiit, let me assume this post's sole aim wasnt to jester me and stuff, but was asked primarily out of curiousity.


1. I'm not gäy but i only was just acknowledging the fact that he's heighted
2. I've the jurisdiction to appreciate anybody's outfit no matter the gender.
3. There's nothing bad in looking at a fellow made and say bro, 'i admire you' 'bro you look good' etc

some questions demand a simple 'yes' or 'no'. anyways tnx for th emphasis btw am too straight to be gay

Dklef:
LOL. The dude has height tho.

I prefer height to bulky body structure anytime any day!

sori bros but ar u gay?

zudozz:
Ladies...too much money n 6 pack ..chose?......

having both won't be a bad idea for th ladies.

all u guys dat ar too lazy to hav th packs ar jst hating.
it's no easy work having a good body, evry body knows that but evry one can't be a quitter.

diva90:
Look good for your wife or look good for the ladies?? Which one

both..
he'll get th ladies b4 a wife

omarithmetics:
Justin bieber doesn't have any 6packs but he makes 100x what these clowns make without raising a finger

ar u Justin Bieber?

engrfaruq:
identify them by their dresses.

there ar lots of politricians who dress like those

comot th shokoto make we see th answer

bia op, wat ar th names of those ones running?