₦airaland Forum

pyrosman:
interested to have the free NNPC QUESTIONS send e-mail to : blueprinteducationaldvd@gmail.com; peterirhivben@gmail.com; ptientranceexamdvd@gmail.com;


we start sending the free nnpc question from 10th december 2013

kindly send to scanemeka@gmail.com
Thanks man

Topisyn:
pls send 2 my mail too. ainaraimottemitope@yahoo.com. Thks

Please help a brother, send me the Nestle past questions, abeg brother.
This year no go pass me

Yes it should be and I support her.
Mean while, I don dey find wife since and this year I made up my mind to marry a nairalander.
If you're a lady and care. ....inbox me shapaly..no time

And the same efcc forgot the people nearby despite heavy petitions and evidences against them.. Babachir, maina, amechi, fayemi, obono obla, aregbesola, fashola etc.
Their cheap media effort to extradite Diezani will still not take place this year and will be buried after elections.
Nepoticracy..... Government of nepotists by the nepotists and for the nepotists

sammie771:
Hello,
     My learned brother how will you go and start telling the nairalanders some funny things you don't know about.Please for your information am not deceiving people in this forum.maybe you just join this house.
    My brother am trying to help people by not keeping those questions to myself,but people like you make someone look stupid by keeping information.
   Has you said ealier on about their test format ,i strongly agree with you.The only question i have is the physics part which i feel is the hardest part because it is advance physics.
   My learned brother,please stop behaving the way you are doing.fine,i can decide to keep all my questions including  MOBIL.
  Sometimes i feel stupid myself whenever i tried helping people and seeing things like what you just posted.Please my brother am sure you are a graduate,always confirm before you judge.stay bless

My niggar, abeg send the halliburton and mobil materials to scanemeka@gmail.com
I must get job this year, Amen

What makes you think that this is a campaign rally or even if it is, what makes you think that it's the same stadium.
APC and lies

Help us explain all these ones..

Very analytical, l love analytical mind and l can easily sway my mind towards objectivity and correct analysis, since Bishop Danjuma was harsh on me , l went into research and l saw things for myself, l won't conclude on it but l leave it for objective mind to decipher

Section 14(3) of 1999 Constitution:
_"(3) The composition of the Government of the Federation or any of its agencies and the conduct of its affairs shall be carried out in such a manner as to reflect the federal character of Nigeria and *the need to promote national unity, and also to command national loyalty,* thereby ensuring that there shall be no predominance of persons from a few State or from a few ethnic or other sectional groups in that Government or in any of its agencies."

Have a look at this!

1. Chief of Army Staff, General Tukur Buratai, Borno

2. Chief of Air Staff Abubakar Sadiq, Bauchi

*3. Director General of DSS, Yusuf Magaji Bichi,* Kano.

4. Director General of NIA, Rufa’i Abubakar, Katsina

5. Inspector General of Police, Ibrahim Idris, Niger

6. Commandant General of Civil Defence Corp, Abdullahi Muhammad, Niger

7. Comptroller General of Immigration, Muhammed Babandede, Jigawa

8. Comptroller General of Prison Services, Ja’faru Ahmed, Kebbi

9. Comptroller General of Customs, Hameed Ali, Bauchi

10. Minister of Defence, Mansur DanAli, Zamfara

11. Minister of Internal Affairs, AbdulRahman Dambazau, Kano

12. Chairman of EFCC, Ibrahim Magu, Borno

13. National Security Adviser, Muhammed Monguno, Borno

14. Chief of Defence Intelligence Agency, Muhammad Usman, Kano

_15. Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ebok Ibas, Akwa Ibom_

_16. Chief of Defence Staff (CDS), Maj. Gen. Abayomi Olonisakin, Ekiti_

17. National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Col. Muhammad Mustapha Abdallah rtd, Kano

NORTH 15/17.
SOUTH 2/17.
*This is a dangerous negative precedence*!!!

*APPOINTEES* :

The list below are heads of government agencies appointed by present administration in recent past. These are appointees from the north, I will research and bring out the list for the south anytime soon and y'all can juxtapose

SECURITY:
* Yusuf Magaji Bichi- DSS
* Ahmed Abubakar- NIA

PETROLEUM:
* Maikanti Barau- NNPC
* Mordecai Danteni Ladan- DPR
* Ahmed Bobboi- PEF
* Dr Bello Aliyu Gusau- PTDF
* Seidu Mohammed- NASDRA
* Abdulkadir Saidu
PPPRA

TRANSPORT:
* Hadiza Bala Usman- NPA
* Engr Saleh Dunoma- FAAN
* Capt. Mukhtar Umar- NCAA
* Usman Abubakar- NRC

FINANCE:
* Abbas Umar Manasawa -NSPMC
* Ahmed Lawan Kuru- AMCON
* Hajia Aisha Dahir-Umar- PENCOM
* Alh. Umaru Ibrahim- NDIC
* Mohammed Kari- NAICOM

COMMUNICATIONS:
* Prof Umaru Danbatta- NCC
* Isa Ali Ibrahim- NITDA

EDUCATION:
* Dr Hamid Bobboi- UBEC
* Prof Abubakar Adamu Rasheed- NUC
* Dr Abdullahi Bichi Baffa- TETFUND

HEALTH:
* Dr Sani Aliyu- NACA
* Prof Usman Yusuf- NHIS
* Dr Faisal Shuaib- NPHDA

WORKS & HOUSING:
* Engr Nurudeen A. Rafindadi- FERMA
* Ahmed Musa Dangiwa- FMBN
* Prof Mohammed Al-Amin- FHA

INFORMATION:
*Yakubu Muhammed- NTA
* Ishaq Modibbo Kawu- NBC
* Mansur Liman- FRCN
* Garba Abari- NOA

PRESIDENCY:
* Prof Mahmud Yakubu- INEC
* Ahmed Idris- Accountant General
* Tijjani M. Abdullahi- Budget Office
* Mamman Amadu- BPE
* Engr Mustapha Yunusa Maihaja- NEMA
* Aliyu Abdulhameed- NIRSAL
* Prof Sani Mashi- NIMET

Cursory look will indicate the appointees are in critical sectors of the economy and statutory government agencies covering almost all the entire parastatals even this is not the complete list

Folks just peruse the information, decipher and assimilate. My duty is to gather facts, analyse and disseminate, what you make of the information is your decision.

C-O-P-I-E-D

Olatunji1929:
US should be very careful if they dont want buhari to deal with them its like they dont know that our president is a retired no nonsense soldier abi wetin konsign agbero with overload it seems like US are looking for our retired general trouble

May your family soon join the number of those killed. Only then will u have sense and be human... Say Amen!

That's APC government for you!
They deny everything even something stated categorically on national TV.
One day, they'll deny making love to their wives.
Lytocracy.... Government of liars, by liars and for liars(zombies)

KingKingKing:
Well Diamond is one hell of a bleeped up bank!
A bank that is watered with tribalism and nepotism, i don't feel sad for them, Take this from me before Dec 2019 Diamond bank will cease to exist!

Look at Banks like GT and First bank run by The westerners see how they have stood the test of time and are amongst the 3best banks in Nigeria!

Even FCMB isn't doing badly!


Tribalism by some Easterners has destroyed Diamond bank!

Who is more tribalistic here?
Westerners with all your self acclaimed knowledge, how have you managed the Nigerian economy?
With all your churches that is filled with kits and kins as pastors, who has complained and who is more tribalistic?
Who managed oceanic bank and it fell?
Who managed intercontinental?
What of the recent Skye bank?
Please face the issue at hand and stop raising unnecessary dust cos you guys are more tribalistic in the whole country

enemyofprogress:
Na who give am the ladder wey e take climb?




Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided its self on the amount of SHIT it gives our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Representative at either the Senate or house of rep who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The E.V.I.L. (Economic Value of Individual Lives) Committee

I have deaded

Bede2u:
I find it stupid that a thread with nameless sources has attracted bmcs in large numbers to come and masturbate. They occupy the entire front page insulting gej without any logical reason.

Gej wrote a book about his moment. He and only him can know wat was going on in his mind. And as he wrote in the book, he only said that while others were profering different solutions, he made up his mind to calm things and call buhari. That he did. It wasnt okonjo or another that forced him to call buhari.

Gej is a gentleman that has no equal in apc. Was it about amechi's threat of forming a paralel govt if apc lost? Was it buhari's threat of igniting violence if he loses? Was it obj's shameless antics? Was it oba lagoon's threat of killing igbos if ambode loses? Or el rufai's threat of killing soldiers who killed fulani criminals?

Gej redefined nigerian's democracy in 2015 while buhari truncated it in 1984. Those are the only facts

One thing I have noticed is that BMCs will agree on their Whatsapp group to create a thread and then launch an attack almost the same time...
So whenever you see them in numbers masturbate on a thread as this, just know its their latest Whatsapp agreement. Useless shameless 30k followers

Bolustical:
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As if GTB and other Yoruba-owned organisations don't have Igbo employees in their thousands.

BTW, I hope you know that your Ofala festival is solely sponsored by Glo; owned by an Ijebu man

You asked a question and he has answered you, instead of u to accept it in good fate, you're here raising other unnecessary issues as if Fidelity bank has not sponsored different events I'm Lagos and other Yoruba lands

Having searched every nook and cranny to dent Obi's image and been utterly disappointed, APC has resorted to their usual way of using ethnic and religious campaigns to tarnish a person's image.
How does restricting you access in a state where you're not supposed to be in at a particular time translate to bigotry?
That means all the people that were prevented access to Ekiti during the 2014 and even 2018 guber elections should now label Fayose and Fayemi ethnic bigots respectively?
If you talk about the deportation of northerners of which there's no link nor a video evidence to that, what do u say about igbos that Fashola packed in a bus and heaped at the Niger bridge? Or is that one a lesser sin because they are igbos?
APC should campaign with their achievements if any, and stop disturbing people who are strategizing on how to move this country out of their mess...

We know...INEC has been raping democracy in doggy style. They just want to absent zamfara state so as to save face.... #damageControl

Couldn't believe that Barça will rape these guys 5times in 90mins.
Madrid need to wake up and forget the C syndrome.
Meanwhile my man, u need to up your game I'm juventus

[quote author=shege45 post=72491980]have you heard of okafor’s law?[/quojte]
Please state it...
I dey beg u bro

What an achievement..... Indeed too big

My soap oooo
Which is better EVa or Joy Soap?
Abi Na Lux?
If u know, u know

Maxymilliano:
The Atiku campaign organization should take it easy with Buhari, perhaps the questions will get a better attention from the lifeless one when rephrased with cartoon characters. Garba Sheu already admitted that when Buhari picks a paper, the first page he reaches out for is the cartoon page. He laughs and laughs, he said.

My belleoooooooo

In the other news, Hanty Kemi waited for Flavour but the dude was busy banging foreign punanies. Menopause finally caught up with her and frustration set in..... She no wan use eye see Hanty Linda...

Back2Daura is a goal

Good ..even if you lose, lose honourably instead of been disgraced by the brown teeth Tinubu. Still, clinch another party ticket and see real lagosians vote for you to continue your good works. God is not asleep and this very mountain shall fall... Amby my man

FriendNG:
Epain u. So you just confirm to the whole world that you're one of those children of hate. Interesting because I did not mentioned any tribe.

By the way who go marry Igbo before? Face your potopoto republic as this matter purely involves the North and Southwest.

This is kwara state

PassingShot:
PDP was in power when thety lost Osun in 2011. PDP was in power when we sent them packing at the federal level. At a time, PDP was controlling 28 of 36 states plus the FG, today, the poverty development party has less than 14 states it controls.

If PMB was not too soft on opposition, only if he had decided to pay PDP back in their own coin, Osun would have been won somehow by APC.

Go figure out.

I wonder how you this BMC guys reasons.
How soft is Pmb and he has conducted the highest number of inconclusive elections in Nigerias history? This situation only arises when u guys are on the loosing end.
Was this the type of election GEJ and pdp conducted and u guys assumed federal power? Is it the same that made u guys win PDP controlled states with PDP in the centre?
I repeat the worst problems of Nigeria are Pmb supporters who lie and paint the truth black so as the sell the unsalable lifeless one

All Progressive Criminals.... Only a fool will vote APC after years of unpaid salaries. $16bn was transferred to settle few months so that the people will forget how they suffered under this evil regime...

K...meanwhile this is one of buharis achievements. Congrats, this government is working

Ladies and gentlemen, elders and youth. I wish to say something even when I don't wish to say it. But I can't help it.
Join hands, raise your voices and finally stand on your feet and with a loud ovation, shout...
IGBO AMAKA!
IGBO AMAKA!!
IGBO AMAKA!!!

if you're angry or jealous, just shout IGBO AMAKA and you'll be okay

SkinnyNigga:
you dey mind the fool.. Something I get with just N200 airtime.. And the link has even been dropped here for free download

No mind that guy.
Abeg forward to scanemeka@gmail.com

U too much

SkinnyNigga:
very greedy someone.. 2k kill you there.. Something that I paid for with just N200 airtime

No mind that guy.
Bro, Abeg forward to scanemeka@gmail.com

2nioshine:
Noted

Me too at scanemeka@gmail.com