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raylord:
There's alot of them bro

i cnt fully trust a gal with my heart dis days cuz they must surely disappoint,cnt trust myself too cuz nobody holy pass,fwb seems to be the way forward.... less drama less mind games..less or no emotional unrest.Do you mind sharing any of ur experiences.

DONADAMS:
lol. just told her the plain truth..she knew I had a g.f cos I had told her she still didn't relent...

when she asked I just told her "we're just cool friends" ....she then asked.."so we are not dating??".... and I replied "YES..you know I'm seeing someone and I don't double date".. no be small cry..that was like 4years ago...I felt bad sha..buh she later dated my close friend cos she wanted me to be jealous....lol..that gal madt gan..this thing dey call first love ehn...

lol... The gal madt no be small,gals can go to any length for revenge.Dat ur friend go been dey feel fly dat time thinking sey the gal truly love am,hope sey the gal no break the guy heart later?

ishowdotgmail:
Now let the issue of sharing starts now

I trust my NFF agbayas, they will display their stupidity here again

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thanks for sharing. how did u tackle the "what are we now" question?

Alexanderbells2:
Mai share mine.

This is how Bleep mate works well.

You see a girl that meets your spec. You make friend with her first. That allows you two to bond. (But don't make friend too long else she'll friend zone you.) Then you start getting close to her. Don't ask her out òoo. Unless in special circumstances that you know she won't agree to you asking her out.

After ward, start bringing sexual discussions into the play. Don't rush it... Unless she gives you the green light oo. A little "Your lips are full and quite inviting", "can I come massage you " can be a means of watering the ground. Note.... Ú Can use anyone. Depends on her and you need be flexible.

If she's the type that can do FWB, you both should be fùcking soon. After the first fúck, be prepared to answer questions like:

"so what are We now"

"Are we dating"..... Bla bla bla

If the first Bleep is good and you reward her well.. She may be game for life.

I have one I'm digging currently. Started with the love parole first but switched lane quick. Mehn, the girl is fùcking good. All styles and less spending.

I get match later in the day Abeg. Mai sleep.

lolz,its rare to find a lady with fwb interest dis days,how did u successfully go about urs?

Elnino4ladies:
Not at all. they was a day we were banging seriously. Her boyfriend called. I no send her I was just doing my thing.

Deep within u.... u dnt get jealous when u see her with another guy nd vice versa?

Elnino4ladies:
I have one presently. we only fvck no string attached.

i don't understand,please explain.

TarOrfeek:
The day my father closed from work, walked to Mr Biggs, on his own and bought everybody snacks.

With Ice cream on top. The scariest thing was that, when my mother went to bring knife to cut the Meat pies. My father just laughed, and said " Every body 1 to 1"

That day makes me shiver in utmost disbelief.
In fact I still have night mares till this day.

HARDDON BABA,ur head dey dia.
lack homely skills,dat one pisses me off easily,some don't even taste their food while cooking,when u ask they will pull a Mayweather on you.if u reject the food Double wahala.

Dem ladies be wanting female dating drills,no give in oo.
lolz

thanks,where can i locate it?

chukwukahenry:
aptech all the way

thanks,pls do know how much they charge?

raker300:
Go to afrihub at garden avenue

i need someone or a place where i can learn programming in enugu,i don't know how to go about it.as the saying goes;time waits for no one,am a student,i want to keep up with time and also increase my chances of securing a bright future for myself.

exactly,u said my mind.

silkytouch:
He just gave Phyno an idea for a new track. Phyno will spit peppery bars in his eyes.

pls which site can i get the clear version of the movie?

Csami:
Transformers: The Last Knight

This movie storyline is disjointed therefore making it look stup!d. You see 12 knight that transforms into a 3 headed dragon, Optimus butchered two yet they still maintained their 3 headed transformation.
Or
Should we talk about how the beginning of part 2,3,4 and 5 don't correlate.
Or
The fact we saw cybetron's destruction in the end of part 3 yet that planet manages to survive?
Or
How can we forget megatron abi galvatron. The one true bad guy that always come back without an explanation. That bad guy no dey die sef?
Or
The fact that Josh Dhaummel's charcter and agent Simmons came back yet Shia LaBeouf and tyrese characters just off like torch?
Or
Witness the part where yeager stopped the Killing of Optimus by deflecting a knight sword with his!? Cool I no go lie but na wa o! Have you tried striking your arm against a moving truck...go figure.
Or
I don tire sef

Action - 7/10
Total package - 5/10
Just some bullsh*t about conquering the earth again but guess what? Exactly you guessed right....prime saved the day.

Micheal Bay be like "thank you for watching my nonsense. Hope we get to see you again cos megatron is still not dead".

Me be like let's go fire some blunt cos this movie is just awful.

which version?

TechPanda:
mine's working. opera also (mobile).

mobile

TechPanda:
pc or mobile?

like the saying goes learning neva ends.
whats the easiest & fastest way(s) to pull off your pencil/skin tight trouser during emergency moments?

it always says "unable to connect" dat moment i decide to upload pics,i cn do any other thing except being able to upload pics on this forum,am using operamini browser,what cn i do about it?

it always says "unable to connect" dat moment i decide to upload pics,i cn do any other thing except being able to upload pics on this forum,am using operamini browser,what cn i do about it?

interpret am 4 me

CokersClub:

interpret am

CokersClub:

based on logistics.

Wehdon sir

joey150:
hexcuse me i beg your pardon....sister this your story no dey hadd up... this your fabu e dey mad gan! but who ham hi to take an haction..



so we say.....


epp me complete am.

So dis cucumber story folo us enta new yr,let d sleeping dog lie,nawa oo

Are both guys still friends till now?

LegalBaby:
My boyfriend's bestfriend tried to kiss me one time,,
boyfriend found out about it and gave him the beating of his life

The day my hands "misfired" into my mum's pot of soup and was caught,that day the urge to collect meat from the pot was unquenchable,that was the day that i knew that both thr sun and moon can shine at the same time.

"fart cute", lwkm

I have dis problem of random files and folders disappearing from my sd card constantly.i hv been battling with this issue for months nw,sometimes it shows that the sd card is full yet i cnt even access up to 1gb of the contents in it,at a time i saw folders with random symbols that is not possible to delete no matter how i try,i hv lost many important files,should i format it nd start all over or buy a new sd card? I need ur advice pls.

Hahahahahahaha lwkm,i hope u didn't let her go free?

Revolva:
1st front page on Nl lol for 2017

the one DAT pained me pass it was when a silly brat one useless girl took my fine and opened my Facebook and posted on my status ...I wanna mess ....

I never knew until I got home
saw it I was angry even if I de fu..ck many bitches I can't just update my status like DAT so explicit.