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Please I need the password.

Don't give up,tho its easier said than done but still don't give up.your breakthrough is around the corner.Try praying more often,it helps too.

zicoraads:
Had the most annoying experience at work yesterday. A project I worked for, and gave everything has suddenly been canceled, due to reasons that are so stupid I can't even mention them here. Wish things turned out differently. Wish I could just push it myself.

Made me re-evaluate everything I have put in and if it's really worth it.

"Keeping up with the ikejis" this one don pass keeping up with the Kardashians.

Who else noticed that is now that election is nearby that all these controversial cases sky rocketed,someone be pulling the strings from the shadows...Diversifying the attention of the youths at will.Nigerians be reacting like reactants every second while these so called bloggers be laughing to banks.

Who else noticed that is now that election is nearby that all these controversial cases sky rocketed,someone be pulling the strings from the shadows...Diversifying the attention of the youths at will.Nigerians be reacting like reactants every second while these so called bloggers be laughing to banks.

How does he sleep with those horns? Madness get rank.

This guy wey no dey ever button shirt.

Her forehead be looking like thor's hammer.

kalvoken:
that moment when you and your friends plan to hang out.
your mum would just allow you to dress up before she will ask you where you are going.

only for you to innocently explain to her, then she go be like; go and sit down there!
who will make food for you, your house maid abi?

same here.mumsi will ask you "what would like to eat for dinner?" with a smiling face.you will start listing your order like sey u dey restaurant.she will then reply with "enter the kitchen and goan cook it oo cuz am nt". Your mood will just change instantly.Dats Hw i ended up hungry most nights.what a drama queen,still love her tho.

party gone wrong.

Rayhandrinni:
thunder can't inflict enough damage on this OP

But these 2 will

planetary devastation jutsu.

GLND

What happened to monday. A must watch movie,thank me later.

Never heard a lady died during sex romp before,whats the mystery behind it?

eitsei:
lol... I agree with the OP..... There's another thing that can make a man miss his ex and it's not just sex.. Using myself as an example I missed my ex a lot after we broke up after dating for over a year and we never had sex when we were together though I later got over her and simply moved on... There's more to life

u missed her company right? during that period she left how did you cope with her absence... did u make more female friends to avoid thinking about her all the time?

AlexCk:
Tor.

That's what happens when u date a psycho. No matter how someone breaks ur heart, omo move the f*ck on!!.

Now, she'd be looking like Freddie Krueger.
Sorry dear

savage,Freddie Krueger.... dis got me rotfl.

Bibi294:
Hope you've a laptop? She'll need to test you through that .. At least to know if u love her more than ur laptop

hahahaha lwkmfaint,abi oo

Prognose:
Let me explain. I know that there are some common things that are deal-breakers in any relationship e.g cheating on your partner, stealing, finding out he or she has a chronic disease etc. That's not what this thread is about.
Rather it's about the little things you can't stand. Things that other people would hear about it and wonder if that is enough for you to break up the relationship but as far as you are concerned you cannot stand your partner having such habit or behaviour or maybe he or she said something that put you off for life.

I'll start.

I can't stand someone that makes fun of people who like cartoons. Yeah, you heard me right. Like you come and see me watching tom and Jerry or Naruto and you start saying all sort of stupid stuff like why grown ups should not be watching cartoons. It don't matter how beautiful you are, the relationship goes cold immediately.



You can add yours.

Exactly,that Naruto aspect is true,even when naruto is better than some movies these days but they can't let their ego down and watch it or let me be,it was later that i discovered that most guys that normally made fun of me because of it started watching it secretly to know why i'm fond of it.

slydog:
It's good to start everything esp marriage and kids early. I remember when I was in primary school years ago, my father use to say he wants us to rush finish schooling and be independent because his retirement money is for him and his wife, Lo and behold when he was 56 we were all graduates at home, three kids, and indeed his retirement money, na only him and him wife dey chop am

i'm in that situation right now,the man just dey ring the tin for my ear like sey 2moro no dey,he always tells me that i should finish fast fast that i'm the nxt in line to start paying my siblings school fees vry soon,as a result of that i'm always tensed due to pressure,most times i hear tiny voices inside my head nd start conversing with them naso madness take dey start oo,

Rokia2:
Hahahahah women we can really act funny sometimes I swear.

Reminds me of myself way back when I use to act foolishly. This super duper good looking guy asked me out. Come see me forming, took me a proper 5 months to even give him a response.............chie see as he almost die on top my matter chasing me up and down. His friends were all pissed at him. that was when I don't know who gave him the super smart idea of asking out someone I know........and someone who's like 10 times good looking than me.

That was what the nigga did. That was when I suddenly started regretting. Doing everything to get him back. He didn't even have my time. My friends even started teasing me on the matter, people were praising them anyhow..... "damn they both so good looking" "they will make super duper beautiful babies" to make matter worse the stupid girl even won the most beautiful girl title in our community.

Chie see as I started losing sleep over the whole matter.......at the end me and him still ended up together though, that was when he told me that it was all a game plan to get me cause he was just so in love with me. I actually ended up falling madly and deeply in love with him cause I finally got to see that beneath all that beautiful exterior was an even more beautiful interior.

The babe was bitter for a while but she let go of it. Cause she knew very well the nigga was mine, but she just came out of nowhere and bang took him from me just like that simply because I was playing hard to get. chie some girls are wicked.

If you make it this far well done. in short what am trying to say is that women, we act funny sometimes.
I was a bit silly back then but now I know better though. Lol

lolz,girls and dia shakara..... lucky you,love your story tho.

WealthyMay:
U should have wait Till next weekend and collect d 50k bfr u post dis. You don't know if d husband or anyone of d debtor's family is on nairaland..

Exactly.

True

i predict the next person is a serial willie wonka

Vado:
I'm more interested in how you people killed that thing. Even in captivity, it is very dangerous situation to be in. Having been bitten by a snake before, omo if snake dey pass, I dey go my own ni o. The habitat is big enough for us all.

How did it happen.... how did u treat it?

Jointhemiltons2:
Judging from myself, I easily overlook xumfns but when am really pained I can be very wicked and damn d consequences.

Once am really offended it just tks me 10secs to come up with 100 ways of messing you up. But once it crosses a day den I'll just forget about it.

same as me,once the day is over that thought of revenge just vanishes,tho it has helped me a lot,other days i jst feel miserable weneva i remember it... reminiscing on why i didn't react that moment.

true.... especially that no 3,i naturally hate telling pipo about my whereabouts,it has caused serious issues between my mum and i.... tho currently i have adjusted a little shaa.

olawonder:
They’ll claim its normal ‘mood swing’ as if it’s their birth right! Bring one kind yeye mood come near me and u’ll get my normal backhand swing!

u jst nailed it,laff wan kee me here

Menzy86:
bro calm down. I dated a girl for three and a half years, showed her to all my family and all that and she still went ahead and cheated with a little undergrad guy. She is married now and we even still spoke today. Women these days live only for the present. The moment u understand this, nothin will ever surprise u. U will heal. Just stay calm.

you're strong oo,u passed thru all these nd still maintained ur sanity.... nd ur still friends with the girl.all the memories u both shared,hope u hv found another girl?

ImaIma1:
We met at my ex's house. We are married now.

is he still friends with your ex?

ImaIma1:
In my department, the strictest and most feared one was the one whose course i scored the highest. When i didn't understand a topic, i would find my way to his office on the topmost floor and tell him i needed more insight that i was lost. The funny thing is that he would take his time to explain it and i got it.

My mates pitied me when he ended up being my project supervisor but we worked well together and i earned the pet name "Aduke" from him.

would it have been possible if u were a guy?
just asking.

missbeckykisses:
Don't remind me of that beast of a guy, made to almost become lesbian

how?

Benita27:
Guys like you take poo from women. You've got to tough up and stop dancing to her whips whenever she appears. Learn how to make up your mind and stand by it whether she shed tears, else you'll keep going back and forth with an unserious girl. Truth is, she may not love you but love controlling you. Seems she has your mumu button...we love being in power, BTW.

Wow.... i love your sincerity.God bless u