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Health / Re: Daniela Trezzi: Italian Nurse Commits Suicide. Tested Positive For Coronavirus by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 6:50pm On Mar 25, 2020
Read and understand.
Don’t assume...it’s the lowest form of knowledge
musicwriter:


If you research, you'll discover she was a good Christian and would've had high faith that Jesus would protect her. She must have been devastated after reality hit her that Jesus couldn't protect her, while working to save others.

So, she didn't commit suicide because she contracted corona virus but because of over-zealousness in her faith.
Health / Re: Daniela Trezzi: Italian Nurse Commits Suicide. Tested Positive For Coronavirus by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 6:48pm On Mar 25, 2020
Thank you for reading.
Thank you.
I dunno what to say to others
Offpoint:

She didn't killed herself because of the virus, but because she thinks she was infecting others.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Have Kept My Promise To End Boko Haram by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2020
This can only be Amnesia.
Get well soon Bubu...
undecided

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 6:42am On Nov 15, 2019
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Sports / Re: Ronaldo: I Deserve More Ballon D’or Awards Than Messi by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 5:35pm On Sep 18, 2019
CuntMiner:
nothing childish here...messi doesnt deserve 2010 balon d'or...any time ronaldo wins it,u rarely doubt it shud av been someone else
Who deserved it in 2013?

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Crime / Re: Principal Flogs Corps Member In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:46pm On Oct 20, 2018
-y

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

So if x = y + 3z
3z - x is still y.

Romance / Re: Runs Girl Escapes Being Used For Ritual By Her Client Because Of This (snapshot) by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:46am On Oct 07, 2018
And she informed u guys that she's now useless

What a thing to be proud of...

TWITTER LIESSSS

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Food / Re: Food For School Lunch In Nigeria And Other Countries (Photos) by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 9:58am On Oct 03, 2018
Nice post OP... we need help in Africa.

On the other hand, I can't but wonder why other countries use same kind of plate on the same "table" abi background...
makes it look [i]doctored [/i]abi what should I call it?

Maybe we should visit some top private schools and take pictures...

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Sports / Re: Fans React Angrily After Lionel Messi Got Snubbed From FIFA's The Best Award by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:03pm On Sep 03, 2018
Better sense dey ur head...

It's all politics and media hype...

Both Messi and Ronaldo have benefited from it bfr, now let them taste the other side...

And yeah, I be Barca fan...and in my opinion, Messi is a better footballer compared to Ronaldo...

But for the uefa player of the year, Ronaldo should have won it.

Tokziby:

I can go on and on. I started having my doubt in fifa since 1999 when Figo could have won it.
Sports / Re: Fans React Angrily After Lionel Messi Got Snubbed From FIFA's The Best Award by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:45pm On Sep 03, 2018
A team plays 38 matches in the league and everyone gets to play everyone (not in cup matches where u can be lucky).

The obsession with goals is just something else as that shouldn't be the only prerequisite.

As a messi fan that you are, where were you when Ronaldinho won the best despite crashing out in the round of 16 in 2005?

Or when he missed out a year later despite winning the champions league.

A Chelsea player could as well have been awarded the best player when they won the champions league.

My point is, the award is for the best player, and not the best team.

Neither Messi nor C.Ronaldo deserve to have won it in all the years they did.

The best player we all know, but whether he was the best performer in a season is a different issue.

De Bruyne was the best premier league player last season but of course goals blinded most and man city's collapse in the champions league also played its part.

Jarus:
I'm a Messi fan, but sentiments aside, Messi has no place in Top 3. Anyone can win league.

Forget league, it is basic. It doesnt count much

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Narrates How She Was Raped By Group Of Cultists In Her First Year In Uni by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:19pm On Aug 31, 2018
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Autos / Re: US Woman Shocked To Find Giant Python Inside Engine Of Her Malfunctioning SUV by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:39pm On Aug 28, 2018
A country with a working system...

You'll know from the little things.
Family / Re: 17 Things All Men Can Relate To[photos] by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 6:26pm On Aug 23, 2018
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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 5 by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:37am On Aug 13, 2018
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Religion / Re: Lady Narrates Her Scary Experience With An Invisible Man In Lagos by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 6:07pm On Aug 05, 2018
Only u could see him but he had to board a bus to follow u...

So...where did he sit?

Conductor see am?

If he sat somewhere without paying, tgen he could've boarded same bus u did...

Conclusion: Aunty on a codeine diet...

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Romance / Re: Screenshot Your Phone And I'll Tell You The Name !!!!! by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:19am On Aug 02, 2018
HTC cheesy
CriticMaestro:
Till u die u no fit know

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Religion / Re: 5 Psychology Religion Uses To Keep Its Followers Slaves Of The Belief by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:50am On Jul 29, 2018
shocked
Religion / Re: "Nigerian God Is A Fraud, It Uses Pastors To Rob Nigerians" - Bisi Alimi by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 9:54am On Jul 19, 2018
LMAO... grin grin grin

I tried hard to find a lil bit of sense in ur post...

After trying so hard, I just had to give up...

You are noethnicity, and you are a terrorist.

PS: If you are pained, please respond and don't go blow up innocent people...

NOETHNICITY:
I knew ever since in my teen that the Christian god is false.

I and my elder sister were Christians who believed and we were even born again.

But I wasn't a gullibly bigoted faithful like most Christians today.

Thank God both of us er believing muslims today.

The religion failed to stand my mental interrogation. You are not a true believer, whether Muslim or Christian, if you have not interrogated ur faith and belief.

One needs courage to be able to critically interrogate ones religion.

I rather be pagan than be Christian.
Food / Re: Malnourished Christy, Rescued By Betta Edu, Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 1:45pm On Jul 17, 2018
No be so... angry

Rib no be bone? undecided

Abi OP get another bone wey hin dey refer to?

Happy birthday little one...

May you grow to offer help to those in need too...

BanevsJoker:

So you were hoping to see her bones? Your wickedness is worse than that of Buhari and Paul Biya put together.
Education / Re: How Relevant Is NOUN Certificate? by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:28am On Jul 17, 2018
Can I send you a PM bro?

Thanks

searay:
The programme is flexible. It depends on your studying ability. If you want to register all your courses in one semester it's allowed. I finished my PGDE programme in 2 semesters.
Crime / Re: Lagos Alfa Rapes 29-Year-Old Virgin Student, Wipes Her Blood With Handkerchief by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:09am On Jul 17, 2018
Alfa couldn't wait till Jannah to have his virgins... undecided undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: If You Are Still Having Sex With Mami Wata (Masturbating), Read This Message by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 4:01pm On Jul 16, 2018
Tell them OP... undecided

Tell them...

Make them understand that it's better to fornicate than masturbate... undecided

Even tho both ends with "ate", one is sex with demons and the other is physical...

You can help them by posting addresses of brothels here for them to visit...

Delusional people everywhere... undecided
Religion / Re: Ekiti Election: Apostle Suleman Speaks On Failed Prophecy (video) by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:45am On Jul 16, 2018
undecided

Calculated talks...

IF...

I never blame these men...

The creator has given every man the ability to reason...

You can however choose not to use your brain...

Who's this shouting GRACE above me

2019 PROPHESY

APC will win the presidential election but I see people praying against it...

Either way, I'm right

undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking Facts About Enya by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 4:52pm On Jul 09, 2018
May It Be
Religion / Re: What The Lord Jehovah Showed Me About Nigeria by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:40pm On Jul 04, 2018
Maybe you were shown so you could pray about it...

If it was for public consumption, I think many others would have seen it too...

Please, begin your praying and fasting asap and keep it going until after the elections...

Make I nor hear say u dey go process visa o...ehen undecided
Religion / Re: Proverbs Of Otem by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 10:47am On Jun 20, 2018
I most likely haven't read all...

But I sure have read a lot...

Thanks for your honest concern though...I know where you're coming from
johnw47:

truly, how many out of the hundreds of nairaland religion forum viewers
read all of otems proverbs that he has posted here?

start with me = 0

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Celebrities / Re: Online Users React To 19yr Old Super Eagle Goalkeeper Celebrating 17yrs Old Son by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2018
grin grin grin

19 years of active football service abi...
Celebrities / Re: Don’t Come Back Home If You Lose To Nigeria- Diego Maradona Warns Argentina Coac by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 12:37pm On Jun 19, 2018
Like the tobacco smoking drug addict fared any better when he was coach...

Admittedly though, he qualified for round of 16...
Sports / Re: Canada, Mexico And The U.S. Will Host The 2026 World Cup. by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 4:48pm On Jun 13, 2018
grin grin grin
Referee nko?

E nor get "balls"?

johnime:
There are 2 teams in a football match
Each team has 11 players
Each male player has 2 "balls"
There are 22 players on both teams
22 players each with 2 balls
That makes it 44 balls on both teams
Plus the ball on the field = 45 balls
How the 45mins for half time was created
Romance / Re: The True Picture Of The Woman Who Committed Suicide On The 3rd Mainland Bridge ( by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 7:23am On Jun 12, 2018
OP, why put someone else's picture?

Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afod, His Wife And Their 4 Sons In Adorable Family Photo by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:27pm On Jun 11, 2018
grin

Isn't this the "pata pupa" dude ?

grin

Beautiful family though...

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Boss In Lekki, Steals Her Money & Phone, See Where He Was Caught(p by SpeedndAccuracy(m): 11:53am On Jun 02, 2018
wakaman:
Op, this happened 2 years ago, this is stale news.

Just ignore those abusing you...

No be everyone dey read...

No be everyone wey read dey understand...

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