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Those bini bus conductors sef,


Uselu-Ugbowo calling here. . . .one yansh remaining.


I guess that means one seat left?

Me a no see any place when get head for Benin-City oooooooooooooooooooooh!  Na so so red sand full the place.

No single tarred road for thia.

I guess the best place to go na to siddon inside ya house make red sand no spoil ya cloth.

^Hummer <sub>Jeep!


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ayanfe:
I don't think you are familiar with the concept of an African Standby Force. You are an ignoramus trying to stretch the limits of your lack of knowledge to come to conclusions that are not factual.

African Standby Force propagated by Americans!  You are a bloody joke! Please tell your Yaradua to stop bothering George Bush unnecessarily. Bush has better things to do than organize useless Kangaroo standby forces with illiterates!

[size=15pt]Get off the net you ugly fat, deek-headed dope!!!! [/size]

With your useless thread! Gosh, Nairaland is truly dead!

@Poster

Was it not a man like you that impregnated her?  If most men have not assisted in committing abortions left, right and center. . .most would have had kids too!

So how many have you killed or how many do you have that you do not know about?  Surely, someone will marry you with all the sins you have committed too.

Nice and Slow---------------------------------------------------------Brian Culbertstone CD!

Ave Maria---------------------------------------------------------Kenny G!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JfQjHtuwig

The Momemt----------------------------------------------Kenny G!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmHiUjr_iMg

In The Rain----------------------------------------------------Kenny G!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfWZyOKB2EY

Ribbons In The Sky-------------------------------------------------------------Stevie Wonder!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1YpULTAzrI

Sooki Sooki-------------------------------------------------------Gerald Albright!

Deeper Than You Think------------------------------------------------------------George Benson!

All About You----------------------------------------------------------------Boney James!

Do your worst I say!

Blatant:
Xiononsense is a frustrated woman; rejected by men, unloved by her family, and unwelcome by her neighbours.

Go on Xiomoron, vent your life's frustrations here where you spend most of your life.
I'm going to have dinner while you're at it.

We don hear!  So climb into my bed and ease my frustrations since you gat what it takes to do just that!

Mugu like you! Yes go and eat some geriatric pussies for dinner and I hope you lose all your teeth in the process with toto fungus!!!

Ashewo YIM!

Why these oyinbo and akata people will never mind their business is what I can never understand.  Imagine asking me,

You are here again?  How many days are you working in a row?  I would really want to  see your next paycheck.

Like na me say make them no get power to work long stretches!

Busy bodies. Most of them bloody divorcees with lots of pimples for face!

Dem no know say na Naija woman I be?

Over time queen!

Esss:
Ehn Ehn! o, stop abusing us. If not that I am mercying for you, I would have shown you pepper.

Classic!

Mercying for you?




@topic

Which time you see your[b] moon [/b] or your flower last?

My Abeokuta grandmamma's favorite question to her grand daughters! To make sure none of us has a "ball" in the yard.

Always felt like strangling her!

A bouncing baby boy or a[b] bouncing [/b] baby girl!

What is so bouncy about that?

Is it possible that a baby can "bounce" out all by it self out of a womans vagina?

Has she put to bed yet?

dudu-bobo:
are you so much of a retard that your incomprehensibility (whatever) is boundless?

Please go and get yourself a good phock ok?  I am not interested!  For the last time. . . stick to the bloody topic and stay the hell away from me!  I do not need your retarded friendship! We both get banned and we shall definitely meet again!  You ugly toad!

Monkey deek!

dudu-bobo:
I don't see how Britain is regressing any more than America.
Britain is trying hard to ensure that people don't carry weapons because many youngsters with weapons claim it is for fear of attacks. Imagine saying that everyone should be allowed a gun/knife because they might get a attacked

I say common shut the phock up or down! Why are you following me around? You slowpoke! If people carried guns in Nigeira like in the US, I would gladly shoot your whole village in total annihilation.

For the last time stay away from my posts!

dudu-bobo:
I believe this person is the real slowpoke.
Go away from this forum if you're not the prime slowpoke on the surface of the planet.

Monkey dey find banana

Common stick to the topic, you son of a retarded father phocking bitch! You see banana eat for Nigeria? Idiot!

No,

But I have spoken to 2 and text messaged 1 in the past month when I visited Nigeria.

We plan to meet in about 5 years from now if we are still alive.

Aisha2, no be so?

The deek of course and the pleasure it gives!!!!!!

The way it feels when you are dancing so close in a club and you feel the "maleness" poking at your "femaleness"!

You definitely know you are wanted even if it is for just one minute.

Jakumo definitely!

Having dated about all I can date on this website. . . I thought all was lost till I discovered his "talent"!

Articulate and consistent!  Too bad we are both married!

Which culture abeg?

Flying sparrows in the day time?

Azeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Because the ones in Nigeria do not know any better even when they "travel and see"! Nothing to use as a basis of comparison even Togo!

Further more, most are comatose physically and spriitually with all hope lost. How can you complain about what you cannot salvage?

Only death to look forward to!

Sufferheads!

Nowhere in my post did I say your were stupid.

I questioned your mental capacity. .

Interesting how some people reason or try not to before they post.


I did not say you were stupid. . . . I only questioned your mental capacity. Followed by some comical apologies.

he he he he he he!




See the beauty of Nairaland?

Classic entertainment I say!  Classic!

This dude never cured his "itch" for young pussies! I can't say I blame him though. The older ones smell a wee bit too "funky" for him I guess!

Let us face it, there is a big difference!

Jonathan "Badluck" will soon take over and you will see what that "region" can do! Wish Nigeria goodluck!

doyin13:
Many of you have expressed your doubts over a Jonathan Presidency,
but with the cloud hanging over the President's health, surely it is not out of the question.

And as vice president, the reins of government would be handed to him.@Dis Guy

It is not because the Delta can't produce a worthy President, but a reference to the monopoly of power
by the three major tribes.

@babeelove

Your one and only Solar at your service _{forget all those counterfeits}

Will keep all those in mind! Well I hope Jonathan picks and Ibo man for his VP. We have had a Northern-Western matrimony for the last 8 years. If Yaradunce survives the next 2 and 1/2 years, a Southern-Eastern alliance will not be bad to see who can plunder the country the most!

What do you say?

_{Unfinished business I say. . . .Digging you seriously, but will excercize some self control for now. Look out for the song I will song for you soon!}

Big B1:
I guess, Hillary Clinton and Obama are to be blamed for the failure to provide necessary protection for the Louisianians before Katrina and failure to quickly restore things back to normal in Louisiana after Katrina.

Leadership is a state of mind, while ignorance is a natural disease; The different between a Nigerian president and Mr. Bush is not much.

Yes they are! The people of Louisiana have elected officials don't they? What were their congressmen and women doing? But taking extended breaks and neglecting the needs of the people of Louisiana?


Please look at Nigeria and look at the US. . .you cannot compare both. What excuse do you have when the whole of Nigeria looks worse than the Katrina zone?

Please if you want respect, you have to earn it ok?

If the elected officials in Louisiana cannot push for the reforms in Lousiana like they were voted in to do. . .too bad. George Bush is only one man!

In Nigeria, you have nothing! 419 elections and figureheads!