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Why don't we just kill both of them since it is in our power to do so. That way we do not have to bother who will be "stronger" in the even of loss.

What a topic!

I am sure some spouses are happier with the other dead to celebrate their long desired freedom.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

blaquie:
Dear nairalanders,


What do you have to say in a situation where a wife and 3 kids have to stay with her mother in-law Co's the husband is far away in Texas (USA) looking for greener pasture. The mother in-law does all the necessary things a mother is expected to do for her children.

The wife is a career woman and she is so much into her job,doesn't care about the welfare of the children,

comes home late,cannot even cook a descent meal even if she is home,as soon as she gets home the next thing she does is to watch movies,cannot even take care of herself,sleeps with her clothes on just the way she came back from work.

The most annoying part is that she doesn't contribute a dime to the upkeep of the house and she is not friendly with her in-laws and when grandma tries to complains she yells at her, please advice this loving mother in-law,she is really tired of everything.

Is the man complaining? If the man is okay with all these, who are we to complain? From the look of things, I think the man is suited to the woman.  You attract what you are in marriage in most cases.

If I were the mother-in-law, I will not even be in that house.  I do not subscribe to grandparents being used as houseboys and housegirls. Especially with ungrateful couples.  If grammy is not happy, she needs to call her son to come home and let him make arrangement for her immediate departure.  No need to trade words with the daughter-in-law for peace's sake. She should just treat the daughter-in-law as her own daughter who may be worse, simply with love and respect.  But she needs to get out of that house and limit her visits.

The couple should sort out themselves and leave grandma out of it!

This Igbo guys with their wandering browsers!

Preferably before.  To make sure I don't have to change their names and my name just incase I choose not to get married.   Don't have to be married to have kids.  Not really related in this day and age!

That was old school. Not in vogue anymore.

Kentucky Fried Chicken with 3 side dishes and a coke.

Better than Ogiri Isi or Dawadawa for sure!


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Definitely rice. No matter how you cook it, it is still rice.  The only kind of food Nigerians can eat in public without stinking up the whole place.

Took plantain and snail stew to work and warmed it in the microwave in the lounge, all the stupid oyinbo peeps started complaining of allergy.   I almost got fired.

I have since learned to stick to sandwiches and fruits.  Nothing microwaveable at all from then on.  To think I would get away with eba and egusi with stock fish.  That means the whole block will have to be evacuated. 

The price you pay for selling your birth right.

Is this not maltreatment?

Last week!  Still the same old shit! I could not even stay for one week.  Dirty, stinking place!

aridon:
@spermdrops.
Excuse me !!! Did I hear you say it is wrong for a nigerian to marry a white woman?

And where did you get that?

No! Nothing wrong with a Nigerian marrying a white person.  I am all for inter-tribal, inter-racial or inter-planetary marriages if anyone so desires.

My point was that your "Virgin" Nigeria is not full blooded Nigerian.  The reason it is successful by any standards right now is that it is half-white like Obama!

Anything half-white will be more progressive than anythng full black! Including myself.  I am not partial.

When your Virgin Nigeria goes full Nigerian, it becomes the classic "Soso[b]-lie-lie-[/b]Lisos", falling off the air like sick vultures!

Even the weather in Africa in general complicates things for "Obama's" candidacy. Thank God he is half-white. The only sure ticket to even get to this stage.

We know what happened to the others with the same "Audacity of Hope"!]


What an "audacity"!

texazzpete:
This guy was caught having sex with a goat in his house. POlice arrested him. They then proceeded to strip him naked at the station and placed him in the position for sensationalist effect.

But that wasn't maltreatment, eh? because

1. it's Nigeria, hence it's above criticism
2. No whites were involved.

Note the guy in the background with the iron rod. No doubt it was used to gently caress his skin

hahahahahahahaha

Thank God I woke up this morning early enough to catch this. I have been looking for this picture to use it as my screen saver at work.

Saving several copies on my E:Drive. Never to be erased.

Very funny!

Now this is some "maltreatment"  Sean Bell should consider himself very lucky then.

Police Bestiality Brutality in Nigeria.

_{Why do I have a feeling this thread will be locked by that invisible moderator too cowardly to identify himself or herself?}

dangermous:
Guy, go and lick your sperm. Nonsense.

Na who feed monkey banana.

@Kobojunkie

Dude yaself. When them plant 10 inch baton up that man yansh, e no reach to protest?

Until it becomes culturally acceptable amongst these organisations before we decide to act eh.

Its better to nip it in the bud I say

Try messing with the MOPOLs in Nigeria.  You will ask for sperm to drink and you will not even get any  What is culturally unacceptable is a so called British citizen going to Nigeria to fight with his Nigerian citizenship.  If he is a dual citizen common sense dictates that he remains "neutral"!

How can you use you left hand to fight your right hand when you are not "clapping"?  I think his British citizen should be stripped for treason.  British Caledonia or British Airways is a huge part of Great Britain's identity.  Of course Nigeria does not have one as evidenced by no functioning domestic or international airlines .  So I do not expect most of the "consumers" of services to understand any of that.

When is the boycott starting again?

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  Re: British Airways Regrets Maltreatment Of Nigerians
« #50 on: May 05, 2008, 10:20 AM » 

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@ Kobojunkie,

I am tired of sounding like a broken record on this topic.

What i know is when you respect yourself, in this age and climate, and all things being equal, people will do the same. Everyone is still entitled to their opinions including Mr Omotade. I will be travelling with BA soon, I will have to watch with interest.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  A traitor in the house.  Did you not hear that there is a boycott?  Please patronize "Nigerian canoes" and ferry yourself across.  Why use BA?

texazzpete:
Dammit!

are you clowns aware it's standard operating procedure to handcuff any non-voluntary deportee while on a plane? It's done to citizens of EVERY country. No one wants to take the risk of having someone loose on the plane that's so emotionally distressed.

Ignorance is the main driving force behind some of the sillly arguments i've heard in this forum. If you cannot question why the female deportee was struggling, then i don't know what to say to you.

Ignorance is a compliment. Try stupidity.
 

It was even a female deportee?  No wonder Mr. Omotade got up from his seat.  Anything for a cheap P****!  Even a criminal one! Woman wrapper!!!! She was very lucky that it was not the Nigerian Police.  She would have given birth to like 8 children before anyone found her arse infected with all kinds of MOPOL diseases from Chad and Kainji Dam.

Let them clean the gutters first. What will happen to all the generator sellers in Nigeria? You think they want this kind of progress?

Dream on pal.

Just saw on TV the suspects were black.  Nothing further to discuss. Case closed.   Not an issue in the US. The white man reign supreme.

Black people face the same predicaments all over the world. Not a force to be reckon with, just sporty game.

Go and organize a million man/woman march in Nigeria and the whole of Africa like most Nigerians are doing in their backyards or have been plannig to do for the past 20 years with the British Met Police and British Airways.  Or is it only foreign countries you can petition against maltreatment?

For you darling. Another of your favorite.  Love the way you hold me tight with this song on the dance floors always!  I can always feel "the bulge"


Ka Anyi Jikota--------------------------------------------------------Chief Stephen Osita Osadebe!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHwMf8Kc8yA&feature=related


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Very romantic.

Love you baby!

For you darling.  Your favorite. I love the way you dance to this song baby with your feathered red cap at all Nigerian parties. You are too handsome for words inside and out. You are the very best.

Nwa Nne Ebezine----------------------------------------Chief Stephen Osita Osadebe!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPDp48bZEA

You Are Always On My Mind---------------------------------------Sam Cooke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2wcHqFxaA&feature=related

Love you Sam!

Great voice.  Not the rubbish these juveniles are singing these days.

Another Saturday Night-----------------------------------Sam Cooke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98_Lqcryp8&feature=related


Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Me so country!

Lookeeeeeeeeeeee here!

Wrong baby!  I gat somebody every saturday night! And he sooooooooooooo fine!

For you my one and only "babeelove"!

Wonderful World------------------------------------Sam Cooke!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB6V6aUaptI&feature=related

Wonderful World----------------------------------Sam Cooke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB6V6aUaptI&feature=related

Cupid-----------------------------------------Sam Cooke!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRlOt8dF9BM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfeOCr5WI&feature=related

Mother's day is around the corner, Sunday the 11th of May. I know my four babes will wake me up on Sunday all dressed up in their nice little cupid outfits to sing to me with roses and candies. Can't wait to see all of them in the typical "mother's day" tradition.

I am already crying in advance.  Thank you lord for great blessings.  What would I ever do without these lovely cupids?

Off to Summer Camp with all their cousins as rewards. So we can have a good time at Disneyworld after summer camp.  Can't wait.

How can I forget the love scene between Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.  I knew instantly they were going to get married.  Too bad they are divorced now too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXXfstomtq8

Lovely! That is one sure way to get me into bed for real. Sing it baby, sing it!

I could feel it myself.

_{Phock me somebody!}

Definitely in:

when Pierce Brosnan and Renee Rousso in "The Thomas Crown Affair"[/b]

Lovely.


Too many to count.

Definitely American.  Will not watch British movies for free.  "The Bank Job" promised to be my last.

Sucky actors and actresses.  Dreary and macabre environment with ugly people in them, without any sense of fashion.

But still better than Nigerian movies though.

You can't beat the Americans. The best in everything including the good the bad and the ugly.  Go to any movie store in the Britain, all you find there are American movies.

Go to any movie store in America, Bristish movies are "quarantined" in one shelf called "foreign" productions.

Just can't stand that their accent, with their bad teeth.

Derailed.

My kind of stuff.  Suspense galore.

A cautionary tale for men who can't keep it in their pants, Derailed feels like yesterday's news. Despite strong performances and a current of urgency, this contemporary thriller derails even before it leaves the station. Anyone who sat through Unfaithful Attraction or a decade worth of Law and Order will beat the plot to the punch.

Clive Owen paints a portrait of perfection as Charles Schine, devoted father who begrudgingly works in advertising to pay for daughter Amy's (Addison Timlin) crippling diabetes. Charles isn't nearly as devoted to wife Deanna (Melissa George), both going through the motions for Amy. Charles is instantly smitten with Lucinda Harris (Jennifer Aniston), a stranger who offers to pay for his train ticket after Deanna swipes all of his cash.

One causal meeting turns into another, then lunch, drinks, eventually followed by an opportunity for hot sex in a hotel room. Now anyone who has ever had their bunny boiled would know better, but not Charles, who sees sex with Lucinda as a chance to prove he's still a man. All Charles has to do is stand naked in front of a mirror: Adam's apple, check. Hair on chest, check. Wild python of love danging between legs. Check. Maybe Charles wanted to make sure all of the parts still worked.

Just as clothes are about to fly, a stranger named La Roche (Vincent Cassel) breaks into the room, pistol whips Charles, rapes Lucinda, and steals their money and ID. I feel lucky when I can get an extra towel from room service. Bloodied and bruised, and not in a good way, Charles wants to call the police, but is stopped by Lucinda, who fears her abusive husband and losing her daughter.

When La Roche blackmails Charles and Lucinda, writer Stuart Beattie (based on the novel by James Siegel) approaches every turn of events with expected results. Director Mikael Hafstrom fails to draw us into the harrowing plight of the characters, asking us to become casual observers. Big mistake. Derailed isn?t designed as a spectator sport. It?s a morality tale which should engage us at every turn. The filmmakers sleight of hand isn?t sufficient to distract us from the fact that this story has been told many times before.

Owen nails the desperate husband trapped in a loveless marriage, while Aniston?s attempt to get down and dirty feels calculated but admirable. Cassel is appropriately dark. Once Derailed lays all of its cards on the table, you?ll feel like you?re playing Old Maid rather than high stakes poker.

http://www.lightviews.com/derailed.htm

Could not have put it better.  My kind of stuff I say.


Grade A

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Why Is Extral Marital Affair Normal To Nigerian Men But Abnormal To Their Women
« on: October 06, 2007, 02:23 PM »

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when a Nigerian married man is caught in an extra marital affair, no body talks about it but when a Nigerian married woman is cut in the same act, is always as if hell will let loose. why?

Because Nigeria is a sick country full of chauvanistic pigs!

Coconut Dulce La Leche! Just like "sperm"!

Enfamil Lipil with Iron!

Kentucky Fried Chicken and I just ate it!