₦airaland Forum

Sorry to burst your bubble.  Where is your link?  

Has British Airways commented on receiving any "lawsuit"?  I think when we hear from both sides we will get the true picture of things. Meanwhile "he" remains BANNED from British Airways! All we have here is a one-man show from the "Nigerian" angle!  British Airways is not even paying you any attention with all the noise being made by Nigerians.  After over 2 months, not a single representative from British Airways to address your concerns.  You must be very irrelevant to them!

I THINK BRITISH AIRWAYS JUST SAID YOU GUYS CAN GO TO HELL AND ROT THERE!

chidichris:
i am afraid our legend forum members like

Afam and mamajama will suddenly become blind and deaf over this type of news.

they are waiting for Ribadu to come out and tell us how

orji uzo kalu's mother enter okada and down to cotonou and ghana while his men ran after her.

what a shame in a such a rich country? we decided to leave the objects for shadow.

the funny thing about it all is that, as long as it has to do with obj, the news will end there though i am still in my belief

that one day will surely change the history.
is good at least we all know the real person in El rufai and obj. sooner than later, the major tool(Ribadu) will be in our news.
no wonder a member of our senate felt Abacha was a saint when he listened to testimonies in the house against the obj's regime.
soon, we will all accept that, Ibori, Kalu, Alams and co are the saints of the past administration.

Thank you for your observatiions.  I am glad you pointed those out. Like you were reading my mind.  When some people's relatives are too busy "wacking" money left right and center, do not expect them to come and cry foul about the ills of the Nigerian state of shameless corruption status world-wide! 

Of course they would be silent!  What did you expect!

By their fruits you will know them.  If it is Babangidda or Abacha now, fingers will be typing in over drive.

What a useless country!

Even if the news is coming from "Osibisa" herald please tell us if they are false!  Who cares where the news comes from?
@topic,

Why are we surprised?  Well, if it angers most of you too much, boycott NNPC then! Ride bicycles and pack your Maseratis in your car porches!

ayanfe:
Pick one
(1) Either you are[b] hoody trash/akata from the worst low down ghetto somewhere in Chicago [/b] and have enough free time on your hand because your mom's is on Welfare and partly subsidized by Tyrone the crack dealer

(2) You are a typical oyibo / red neck trashy bastard and your dad is also your uncle and your sister's brother and you hope to keep the spermdrops in your pathetic family by knocking up your sister when she turns 13.

(3) You are a pathetic failed immigrant who just discovered American roads are not paved in gold, your get rich quick schemes are landing your more jail hours than work hours and you are finding ways to express his failure.

Ouch! All this cusses for only me?

He he he he he he he!

I say where is the "boycott"?

Marrer of fact, you are wrong on all counts.  A bonafide Nigerian who loves Nigeria dearly unlike you hypocrite.  Please go and plead with the "Mexicans" or "Hispanics" world wide to give you the basic 4-1-1 on how to stage-manage successful boycotts.  You have no economic, social or political power to even protest against the flies buzzing around your anus!

sheniqua:
hmm
actually spermdrops is a she
and a "respected" nairalander at that
don't take her too seriously

Don't mind the bloody banned recycled poster!


ANY BOYCOTTS YET I ASK?

Goodjob ~Antidote~!


Goodjob I say!

Leave those jobless white people alone. They have to much inheritance to fool around with and do not have to bother with any kind of gainful employment.

Let us see what kind of story they would come up with next.

sheniqua:
ogboni power powerless power!
we go jam there.
I'll be coming in as shasta

See you there! Off to work! Mother's day celebration is so over here. I am sleeping in bed the whole day tomorrow. Goodnight all!

Cadet:
I am so there. hehehe

sheniqua:
make I go case the joint!

Why are you people pretending?  I see una there.  You joined to campaign against me too.  You 419 people!

sheniqua:
almond and sly abeg say the site make i join now.
almond make we go as tag team
me sef i get questions for that omotola of an area boy

Okay!  Go to "The Nigerian Village Square"! His name is "Chachanga"!  I am under cover there for now.  I don't think that name "Dewdrops" will ever register there again.  I must warn you.  Na so so "ogboni" people full for thia oh!  The place na cult!

Goodluck! The man get army barrack for inside thia! Shoot to kill!

Cadet:
Abeg, you be selfish o. while we're getting bored here, you're enjoying yourself with bullies. That's not fair jo

I had fun not to tell you lie.  Nairaland was dry.  I went to another interesting one too with just "Nigerian Americans" in it.  That one was cool.  I kept looking from time to time on Nairaland, but nothing better at all.  This place has dried out. I am currently navigating like 4 at once when I am off Nairaland. I did not know that I was missing a lot just limiting myself on Nairaland. I jammed a lot of Nairaland members at those forums too. They even carried my photographs and started splashing all over the place!

Uche2nna:
Kai!!! Almond (or watever the new name is now) so u carry your katakata don dey even reach other forums

Na you sabi oooooooooooooooooooooh!  It was viscious I say!  But trust me ke.  I survived all attacks.  Na so so guys!  I did not even have chance to "flirt" before I was kicked out!

Cadet:
ROTFLMAO!!!! Oga o. Mehhn!! That seems like fun

Which kian fun?  I say they nearly killed me there.  Infact Nairaland members are very kind.  They were viscious!

I went back with another name. They do not  know I am there yet.  I still have some more people to cuss out there.

I cannot call the websites for confidentiality reasons.  In one of them I come jam that man called "Omatade Omotola" with the British Airways saga for thai.  I was so angry that the devil came over me there.  E be like say na im papa get that website in particular.  I cuss the dude no be small.  I thought Nairaland had gangs.  Come see gang for this website?  It looked like a cult.  See fight for there.  Infact my private mail box and e-mail addies where jammed with insults. Infact they took all my post to a place called "the dumpster" so I could be by myself there. But the gang followed me inside there and continued to wage war inside the dust bin there.

I even met some stupid Nairalanders there too.  Cussed them out real good till they told Nepa to quench my lights.

You cannot miss them.  Just google nigerian websites and you will find all of them there.  Infact I have a rolodex for all the e-mail addies and screen names to avoid confusion.

This Nairaland own reason was for being "too troublesome" whatever that means!

I dey go oooooooooooooooooh!  Before these ones here come say we are going off topic.  Thank God school is almost over for the kids.  I need a real vacation. Too much trouble with these Nigerians I swear!

How many ISP addresses do you think I used?  Plenty registered while visiting Nigeria too. Who cares anyway.  There are many stupid Nigerians to cuss out on many other websites!   Plenty I say!


I love you MILITIA! This is for you!


[size=20pt]HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVESARY ON NAIRALAND![/size]

Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego-------------------------------------Acappella!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is,  Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu, !

[size=15pt]Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?[/size]

Cadet:
AJ, you try o. , so what's your 16th ID?

only 16?  See if you can find the rest.

sheniqua:
unbelievable.

Militia=babeelove=almondjoy=spermdrops=xiomarra=superikebe=bloodymary

Lord have mercy!

That is the best way to deal with these stupid Nigerians on Nairaland.  Just show up to cuss somebody's arse out. No more social visits.  I try to go to another website.  They banned me there in just less than 1 week.  I don't know why I attract all these bans.   This is like the 5th Nigerian website that has banned me this year.  I just keep re-signing and cussing them out in more annoyance.   So I registered in like 3 others. I am having such a wonderful time.

sheniqua:
under the mango tree

I see you still come out from under your mango tree from time to time.  Anyway you guys have blown my cover. It is time to let this name go.  


See you around!  

[size=15pt]WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SAN DIEGO? HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ALL!!!!![/size]

4 Him:
spermdrops is almondjoy in disguise.

So?

debosky:
Putting debts on future generations so at to keep the economy 'growing'? No thanks - at least Yardie won't do something stupid like that.

Borrowing from future generations for present consumption - a highly unsustainable practice.

I apologise for the off-topic post, but I felt a need to respond to that for the uninitiated among us. Be wary of Greek gifts

You are right!  At least let Yaradua let some people receive their salaries owed to them for the past 10 years first before we discuss other marrters!

_{Loving my economic stimulus package check!  I love this kind of "Indian Gifts"!}

For You America!  Thanks for the "economic stimulus" package check I just got in the mail today.  Disneyworld, here I come. 

[size=15pt]NIGERIANS, YARADUA FIT GIVE UNA THIS KIND MONEY?[/size] Ye ye people!!!!

God bless you America!  You are the best!



God Bless The USA----------------------------------------------------------Lee Greenwood!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RssIN3ustUw


[size=15pt]GOD BLESS YOU AMERICA!!!!! [/size]

God Bless The U.S.A.
by Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my wife.

I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.

From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.

That I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

[size=15pt]And I’m proud to be and American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.[/size]

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.

Thank you George Bush! But you still have to leave the White House come January '09!

Absolutely no disadvantages!  It is all good!  No regrets at all. You do not have to live among animals if you are abroad.

It is only one of the many gifts from God to reward the people of their greed and wickedness. All the cars with no roads to drive them in.


So they have to sleep in traffic for days. Then die of hypertension before age 60.

As you can see, the place remains a hell hole only fit for the agents of demonic forces.  No place is good in the whole country.  Very dirty place!

With all the so-called money the country boasts of having in the hands of a few looters. The good thing is that you cannot tell the difference between the rich and the poor. They all look miserable and full of sufferhead.

Any boycotts yet?

Lazy people! This is the second month after your "maltreatment" excercise.  What are you guys waiting for? It has also been a year plus or so since your brother died in Spain for resisting deportation back to the hell hole called Nigeria. I say what are you guys waiting for?

Only to make noise. Lazy things!

Do you guys need a loan?

Give me a holla!

_{Useless cows!}

Cupid--------------------------------------------------------------Sam Cooke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfeOCr5WI&feature=related


_{Gosh!  I love Dennis Quaid.}

For:

Cosy
Jamike
Azu
Chubby
Dubby


Thanks for the wonderful "Mother's" day.   Thanks for all the jewelry, flowers and candies.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfeOCr5WI&feature=related

Back at y'all!  Let's do this again next year DV!

_{Guys, knock it off!  I am sick of this song.  Save it again for next year. I love you all bunchies}

Cupid-------------------------------------------------------------Sam Cooke!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfeOCr5WI&feature=related

tpia:
spermdrops, I already guessed who you were from your post in the politics section this morning.

If you say write so.

In

Ghost---------------------------Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore

Basic Instinct-----------------Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone

The Blue Lagoon-------------Christopher Atkins and Brook Shields

Okay.

Next, we can wait for British Caledonia to deny that Mr. Adedoyin is an employee of their's and does not "regret" the maltreatment of "Nigerians"aboard BA flights.

Napoleon (m)
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Snake In The Stomach
« on: Yesterday at 10:19:47 PM »

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"IT'S IS BETHER TO SAY I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAN TO CLOSE YOUR TOO EYES AND SAY I DON'T BELIEVE"


I am a 29 years old male from Nigeria. I was born and brought up in port-Harcourt the capital of Rivers-State.
I am from a family of nine children, 5 boys and 4 girls, unfortunately 3 of the girls and a boy are late under mysterious circumstances,
Now we are only remaining Five in the family, 4 boys and a girl. I was 14years old when our dad passed out, he was 48years old.
He died a slow death, a very slow death, he got sick to the point were he could not go to the toilet by him self except somebody have to help him.
He was skinny like mosquito the doctors could not understand were all his blood went or what is the cause, but after many months of blood trans-fusion the doctor gave up on him.
Then he was taken from the haspital in the city to the village were he later died. I was very young i did not quite understand the cause of all this.

The first born in our family is a girl, she was 21years old when she got marrid, the marrage was controversial she was 21 and the man was about 60years old, but he was a millionaire
Five years after my sister got married to the man, he got stroke and could not move properly, from stroke to gradual death. and that was the end of him,
she become a very rich widow with fat bank accounts, she travels around the world to do shopping as she disire.

After some few months after my fathers death my elder brother the second born of our family got tuberculosis and followed by madness. he would stand in the middle of the street and start reading books, and in the night he would refused to come home to sleep. he preferred sleeping out side than in the house.

The third born in our family is epileptic from his child-wood. he is 35years old now , he is know as a thief and armed robber when ever he is cough we go to the prison yard to visit him,
all most every month we have to go to the police station to bail him out, There are occasion he comes home half dead with cuts all over his body,

The Fourth born of our family is a member of a secrete cult, He does nothing but to get hight on marijuana and to play poker or dice game all day long


I am the last born of the family, I left home when i was 16years old because of problems after problems I didn't understand.
I started smoking when i was 13years, I drop out of secondary school JSS-3, The only hope I thought I had was my elder sister who got married to a multi millionaire if only she would pay my school fees, But she didn't, what she does is to accuse me of stealing her money and call me a thief, There are times she would take me to juju shrine to fine out who really stole her money,
There are times she would almost bite me to death, And some times i keep wondering what evil have i done wronger to her, I can't go to the village because i didn't like the village life it was a bit boring to me,

In 1997 i was luck after passing through the Sahara desert from Niger, Algeria to Morocco i enter Europe and got my Residence and working permit,
I thought, at-least I can live a peacefull quiet life now that i am in Europe. Unknown to me my marijuana and cigarette addiction got out of controle
every blessed day i must buy marijuana to smoke, if i don't have money to buy i will seat around were they are selling it, if i see somebody buy I will ask the person to give me a little joint,
If i see you smoking marijuana i will ask you for a drag of joint,
Because of my marijuana addiction i came to know many people who are smokers and dealers, there are times police will stop me and search me thinking am a dealer,
I never take notice that my marijuana addiction was something else. I will walk on traffic lights when cars are passing with hight speed without taking notice of danger.
I almost got killed one day by a car. TO CUT A LONGER STORY SHOT,

There are times for a complete month, when ever i sleep i keep seeing vision, a very old gray headed man will be telling me,
"Don't you see your friends family, Cant you see that it is because of family witchcraft that such things are happening to him".

This very old grey headed man keep appearing to me in my dreams telling me about my friends family with witchcraft
The truth is, i did not believe in dreams or vision I didn't give a damn about all those spiritual stuff


THE REVELATION

In 2004 me and a friend of mine which i met through smoking went to a popular Nigerian bar, and we ordered two bottle of small stout and some weed,
but the owner of the bar refused to take money and insisted we have the drinks and weed free of charge,
but we refused and paid for our drunk's and weed, I notice that the owner of the bar treated us that day like we are prince,
But suddenly they deemed the lights inside the bar for some few minuets and served us the drinks.
Unknown to my friend he fund blue thread inside the bottle of stout he was drinking, he himself open the stout bottle so the is no way some other person put it inside.
Immediately i finished my stout bottle my mouth started swelling and pealling off, I could not eat solid food for many days,

When my friend brought out the blue thread that was inside his drink, it was a small thread but when he threw the thread on the floor it became the size of a table tennis ball

That is when it became clear to me that i have been poisoned by my fellow country me in Europe, I could not believe what was happen, my mouth was swollen


I WILL CONTINUE LATER ON HOW I DISCOVER SNAKES IN THE STOMACH OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS - HOW THEY KEPT IT SECRET FROM ME
THEY DID NOT ARGUED WITH MY FINDING THAT THEY HAVE STRANGE POWERS - AND HOW I WAS DESTINE BY THEM

Hmmm! I think it is time to summon the family "oracle" and ask some serious questions.

zarazara
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Eight-year-old Girl Divorces Husband
« on: Today at 12:39:47 AM »

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A YEMENI court has granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed father forced her into an arranged marriage.

"I am happy that I am divorced now. I will be able to go back to school,'' Nojud The Great Prophet Ali said, after a public hearing in Sanaa's court of first instance.

Read the full article at: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23548125-5006003,00.html

At least this proves that there's hope for all those women and child brides forced into a marriage they don't want,

How does a 28 year-old man sleep with an 8 year old girl in any part of this world?

The Return Of The Juju King----------------------------------------KSA!


http://www.amazon.com/Return-Juju-Sunny-African-Beats/dp/B00000474G
   

1. Sunny Loni Ariya 
2. Sweet Banana 
3. Olomoge Ma Jo 
4. Mo Ti Kole Mi Sori Apata 
5. Ona Mi La 
6. My Dear
7. E Gbe Kini Yi Laruge 
8. Odu Oteyi Yato 
9. Emi Nfe 
10. Ori O Bami Se Temi 
11. A Mbo O 
12. Oluwa Lo Yan Mi Wa
13. Let Them Say 
14. Mo Ti Gb'Ohun Oluwa 
15. Gbass Kelele 
16. Ma Jo Bi Olokun
17. E Ba Mi Dupe F'Oluwa 


[size=15pt]Absolutely the very best there is![/size]

Looking for [size=15pt]Ma Jaiye Oni! [/size]

Looking for [size=15pt]Ja Fummi![/size]

Sunny Tide Ariya----------------------------------------------------------------------------KSA!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcaMeMYxuRE&feature=related

365 Is My Number---------------------------------------------------------------------KSA!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-uratquEIE&feature=related

[size=15pt]R-E-D-I-A-L![/size]


Oh Yes!